Random Scene 4
English Flamingos don't eat Chocolate
During Harry's sixth year, there was a Costume Ball for Halloween. And everyone 4th year and up was required to attend. So, for the entire month of October, students were scrambling to find a good costume, but the real mystery was what their savior was coming as. And as it was the night of the ball, everyone was waiting for Harry and his friends to come through the doors.
When the doors opened, the first person you saw was Hermione Granger dressed as the Queen of Hearts. Flanking her was Ginny Weasley as Alice and Ron Weasley as a Card Knight. And completing the theme was Harry Potter, dressed as a flamingo! He strutted in and, smiling mischievously, stood in the center of the dance floor and let out a loud SQUAWK!
The Great Hall burst out laughing. The evening's festivities officially started. The four made their way to the rest of their Gryffindor friends-who, of course, were still laughing.
"Alice in Wonderland? Nice theme guys!" said Dean, who was dressed as Professor Snape on a dare and trying not to be too noticeable.
"What are you Seamus? A leprechaun? Nice way to show your country pride!" laughed Harry.
"Oh, off with your head you bloody English Flamingo!"
At this everyone burst out laughing while Harry pretended to be offended. Grabbing a neon pink crazy straw, he flourished it about.
"I, The English Flamingo, challenge you to a crazy straw duel you bloody Leprechaun!"
Seamus grabbed a neon yellow crazy straw for himself and standing up, yelled for all to hear, "I, the Lucky Leprechaun, accept your crazy straw duel challenge you walnut brained Flamingo!"
The dance floor emptied as the two made their ways to the center and bowed. Then they ran at each other, lunging and feinting, trying to hit each other with their straws. Several times, Harry used his Flamingo beak, only to be reprimanded by their referee, Hermione. Finally, ignoring Hermione completely, Harry chased after Seamus, pecking him on the head every chance he got until Seamus threw down his crazy straw in defeat. Harry snatched it and held it high over his head.
"I declare myself winner!" he yelled.
The entire hall laughed for the third time that night when Hermione grabbed Harry by the ear and dragged him back to their table-only to tie him to the chair, in which he immediately started bouncing up and down. Hermione shook her head sadly.
"That is the LAST time I give you a Hershey's bar Harry James Potter!"
ugh….its CUTE…..i don't really do cute.
Oh well. I know its short but hey, I didn't promise anything.
Disclaimer is in Ch. 3.
No ships for this one, though I suppose it COULD be HG/HP if you squint real hard.
With hate, NosferatuInferi
