Disclaimer: I own Darth Warious and the altered songs.

I do not own the Grinch (he belongs to Dr. Seuss)

I do not own any of the Dark Lords, Joker, Middle-earth, or Maximillion Pegasus

Dark Lords Episode 12 - A Christmas Special

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"Hello everyone! We are here live in Gotham city for the first of three caroling stops of this special edition of Dark Lords. Yes I realize that Dark Lords do not necessarily like to be merry and of good cheer which is why I've taken the liberty of changing the words to some of the songs."

"Hello kiddies!" Joker says poking his head out of the warehouse door. "Warious what are you doing here?"

"Caroling" Maul groans before Darth Warious could answer.

"Oh, how um, nice…" Joker replies in his not-so-sure voice.

"Ready guys?"

There are collective groans from the Dark Lords except for Warious and Vader. (Mainly because Vader was upset at an upcoming song 'in his honor' that he was most unhappy about.)

"You're a mean one Mr. Grinch

You really are a heel.

You're as cuddly as a cactus,

And as charming as an eel,

Mr. Grinch!

You're a bad banana,

With a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch!

Your heart's an empty hole.

Your brain is full of spiders.

You've got garlic in your soul,

Mr. Grinch!

I wouldn't touch you

With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch!

You have termites in your smile.

You have all the tender sweetness

Of a seasick crocodile,

Mr. Grinch!

Given the choice between the two of you,

I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch!

You're a nasty, wasty skunk!

Your heart is full of unwashed socks.

Your soul is full of gunk,

Mr. Grinch!

The three words that best describe you

Are as follows, and I quote,

" Stink, stank, stunk!"

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch!

With a nauseous super naus!

You're a crooked jerky jockey,

And you drive a crooked hoss,

Mr. Grinch!

You're a three-decker sauerkraut

and toadstool sandwich,

With arsenic sauce!"

Most of the Dark Lords were okay with this song and so preformed okay-ish.

"Well, that was nice, "Joker calls after the leaving Dark Lords. "Don't come back next year!"

"Okay Uncle J, we'll be there!" Darth Warious calls back over her shoulder. "Next stop Minas Tirith!"

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"Thank you to Blossoming Orange Rose. We are here on the top level of Minas Tirith. The Citadel guards seem to be nervous despite my assurances that we are here to sing for them. Ah! Here comes Aragorn and Arwen. Everybody ready? Vader, come down to the front."

"Vader the Sith Lord, was a jolly happy soul,
With a long black cape and a obsidian mask, and two eyes made of coal.
Vader the Sith Lord, is a fairytale, they say.
He was made of gears, but the children know he came to life one day.
There must have been some magic in that old saber they found,
For when they placed it in his hand, he began to dance around!
Oh, Vader the Sith Lord, was a live as he could be;
and the children say he could laugh and play,
just the same as you and me.

Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
look at Vader go.
Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
over the hills of snow."

Darth Vader was now feeling rather murderous and unhappy in that order. Darth Sidious and Maul were trying very hard to not laugh.

"Vader the Sith Lord, knew the Jedi was out that day,
so he said,"

Reluctantly Darth Vader sang, "Let's run, and we'll have some fun now, before I go away."

"Down to the village, with a lightsaber in his hand,
Running here and there, all around the square,
sayin',

Vader heaved a sigh and sang, "Catch me if you can."
He led them down the streets of town, right to the traffic cop;
and only paused a moment, when he heard him holler, "Stop!"

(but that was more Aragorn covering his ears and saying 'stop' but we went on)
For Vader the Sith Lord, had to hurry on his way,
But he waved goodbye, sayin'

Darth Vader rolled his eyes and sang "Don't you die, I'll be back again some day."

Warious and the Dark Lords had to run after that because the guards had finally recovered from their shock and/or fits of laughter.

"Last stop is Duelist Kingdom to serenade Maximillion Pegasus!"

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"Once again thank you to Éowyn Skywalker for sending in commercials. We are here at Duelist Kingdom in front of Pegasus' castle. Here he come now."

"Greetings Darth Warious, I see you got my invitation."

"Hi Max. Thanks for inviting us. But before we come in there is a song for us to sing."

"Oh really?" Maximillion Pegasus said with a smile. "Then please go ahead and sing."

Because this was the one song every Dark Lord liked they were all on key.

"Slay sounds ring, can you hear them

In the lane, steel is glistening

A horrible sight, we're busy tonight

Walking in a Mordor wonderland

Gone away, are the Elven

Here to stay, is the White Hand

He makes an army, like Sauron decreed

Walking in a Mordor wonderland

In the meadow we can build Uruk-Hai

Then send them to over run the town

He'll say "have you killed yet?" we'll say "no sir"

But we can do the job while we're around

Later on, we'll conspire, as they burn, in the fire

To face unafraid, the traps that we've laid

Walking in a Mordor wonderland

In the meadow we can fight Gondor

And pretend that they're a Target board

We'll have lots of fun with mister Gondor

Until there is no more to knock around

When they come, ain't it thrilling

And their blood gets a chilling

We'll fight and we'll slay, the Uruk-Hai way

Walking in a Mordor wonderland

Walking in a Mordor wonderland

Walking in a Mordor wonderland"

Pegasus applauded. "Wonderful. Now come inside. I have food and a Funny Bunny movie set up for tonight." Then pointing at Voldemort, Pegasus asked, "Warious, how did you get a duel monster to come to life?"

Voldemort looked offended as the others snickered.

"That's Voldemort. Not a duel monster. Just ignore him. He's one of those nasty wizards. You said something about food?"

As the Dark Lords entered Pegasus' home Warious turned back to the camera. "Thank you for joining us for another episode of Dark Lords. Tune in next time and Merry Christmas!"

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