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Dark Lords Episode 15 – Discuses Evil.

By Master Darth Warious

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"Hello and Welcome to another wonderful episode of Dark Lords! Where all your favorite and well known Dark Lords come to play!" Warious announced.

"Or get publicly humiliated!" Maul called out.

Warious rolled her eyes and continued. "Today our Dark Lords will be discussing evil and it's various forms."

"In essence describing ourselves right?" Michael JackSauron asked hopefully.

"Um…Let me think about that. No!" Warious glared at the vainest of them all. "I want each of you Dark Lords to define Evil, come up with synonyms, whatever. I just want you boys to do it. And we'll start with Darth Maul I think."

Maul rolled his eyes and mumbled fine before beginning his thoughts on evil. "The Jedi are evil. All the Jedi do is hunt us Sith, and do they question why? No. What the Jedi do is just allow the next generation to continue their extermination uninhibited without asking the question of 'Why do we kill the Sith?'" Maul was beginning to rant louder now. "If they do ask the answer is 'Because the Sith are our enemies.' Do they even KNOW why we are enemies? No! They are nothing but mindless Jedi drones! That is what evil is!"

"Er…Thank you Maul for your loverly input on Evil. That was a…ah…unique point of view." Warious said inching away from her Sith brother. "Next we have Sauron."

"You mean you are actually going to let me speak?" Michael JackSauron asked.

Warious glared. "Only if you do it now!"

Sauron grinned and opened his mouth. "I would like to say a few words about all this same old same old Evil term. Evil energy, Evil power, Evil armies, you get the idea. These terms come out of a primitive era. Today we have all theses wonderful adjectives most of us take for granted. Like Dark. Sinister. Vile. Creepy. Foul. Maligned. Atrocious. Nefarious. Flagitious. Insidious. Repugnant. Malevolent. Loathsome. Unpropitious."

"CUT IT OUT ALREADY!" Maul and Voldemort roared.

"You forgot Doom on your list." Warious added helpfully.

"Ah yes, Doomed. Undead."

"NO MORE!" Maul and Voldemort yelled again.

Warious rolled her eyes. "Fine! Be that way! Gosh!"

"I thought you only watched that movie once?" Maul asked glaring at Warious Napoleon Dynamite vocal inflections.

"I didn't watch it again! It's just catchy. Anyway, it's time for a commercial!"

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And we're back! Thank you to Jim Henson Studios for creating a wonderful movie called "Labyrinth". Welcome to Dark Lords! Today we are discussing Evil! Dearest Master Sidious, it is your turn to wax philosophical on Evil."

"Evil is what one makes it. Evil to one person can be good to another. The Jedi, as Maul pointed out, think the Sith are Evil. We Sith could say that Jedi are evil, as Maul also said. But Evil is merely one's point of view if we look at it this way. Can Evil be truly defined? I don't think so."

"Er…Thank you for taking me literally master. Moving on to…Voldie Oldie Moldy! Tell us what you have to say about Evil!"

"Evil is as evil does. I am Evil. J.K Rowling is evil. Fanfiction authors are evil. Fan girls are evil. Me and Hermione fanfiction writes are evil. Me and Original female characters in fanfiction are evil. Me and a Death Eater romantically inclined in a fanfiction is evil. ALL OF FANDOM WRITTEN BY YOU FEMALES ARE EVIL!"

"Excuse my being a write Voldemort!" Warious growled.

"You're not writing about me outside of this show. You're only half as evil.

Warious rolls her eyes at Voldemort. "Gee thanks."

"You better be grateful! I'm paying you a higher compliment then I would other female fanfiction writers!"

"I'm touched." Warious drawled sarcastically. "Well our argument has taken up enough time. We'll be back right after this!"

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"And we're back! Thank you for joining us on Dark Lords! Today we are discussing Evil! Our last two Dark Lords are about to give their thoughts! Vadie, give us you thoughts on Evil!"

"…"

"Vader?"

"I am thinking!" Vader roared back at Warious.

"Oookay! Excuse me! We'll just go to Saruman instead! Saruman?"

"Well Warious, I think Evil is in all of us. There is no fighting it. You cannot contend with the will of Evil!"

"Whoa! Wait! That's exactly what you told Gandalf about MY will! Are you saying I'm evil?" Sauron spoke, interrupting Saruman.

"In short or long?"

"I…well…um…" Sauron stuttered.

"May I continue?" Saruman asked mildly.

Sauron nodded and Saruman spoke again. "As I was saying, Evil has a will of it's own. You can not contend with a will stronger then yours. Those so-called 'hero' types are foolish enough to think that they can. Therefore the struggle of good against Evil is hopeless. I am now finished."

Warious nodded, slightly disturbed. "Thank you Saruman. Now lets see if Vader has come up with something intelligent to say. Vader?"

"Saruman is wrong."

"Excuse me Ex-Jedi? You lost the fight in the end didn't you? You turned to the Darkside in the end. Evil reigns supreme." Saruman shot back.

Vader held up a gloved hand. "The Darkside is not Evil. The Darkside in only a tool. And in the very end Good does win and I recant my ways."

"Did you tell that to all those younglings you killed Vader? Did you tell that to all the other Jedi who died because of you?" Saruman retorted.

"I can't expect those who have died to forgive me. They are no longer with us. But I can asked the future generation. My daughter Leia and her Husband Han Solo forgave me even thought it did take a longer while for Solo to come around. Luke was first to forgive me. The future generation of Jedi forgave me of my crimes. I admit that does not absolve me of all my wrongs, but good conquers Evil with forgiveness. So in the end, Evil does loose." Vader calmly explained with a touch of sadness to his mechanical voice.

"I say you are wrong. Because Evil always comes back! It never stops coming! You cannot fight such a relentless enemy!" Saruman said waving his arms around wildly.

"And that, dear deluded one, is where you are wrong." Warious spoke up holding a hand up in Vader's direction to keep him from speaking.

"And how can you speak so? You! A Master of the Sith!"

"I can speak so because as Master of the Sith, I know and understand Evil far more than a mere wizard ever could. Vader has gained a rare insight I think, into this aspect of Sithhood. Normally It takes many years for a normal Sith like Vader to reach that kind of conclusion. I must say I am impressed.

I would like to make a slight addition to Vader's insight however and say this about the Darkside we Sith use. The Darkside is indeed only a tool. A tool like any other can be used for Evil. Evil requires intent. Only if you intend for Evil to keep coming after you and beat you, it will reign over you. Evil from within can be easily defeated, if one chooses to fight it. Evil that comes from outside you, like an enemy trying to kill you, while appearing to never cease in it's attack, will stop one day. It can be fought. It can be stopped."

All was silent on the Dark Lords set for several minutes.

"We'll see you again next time on Dark Lords. Goodbye."

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