Fourth

S.G.

A/N: I want to quickly thank everyone for reading and also being as twisted as me, you know who you are those whom came forth proclaiming Harry is funny as a pervert and others who read it and do not review but secretly love the twisted-ness I thank thee for reading-

Back to our tale-

It wasn't the best of times for Hermione Granger, she was half nude wrapped up next to Harry who was doing god knows what with his hands to get lose from the bondage that Ronald put them in. "Stop it!" yelled Hermione. Harry growled a bit. "What are you two doing to me?" he cried trying to roll him and Hermione who screamed when he started to move back and fourth. "Stop it Harry!" gasped Hermione she could feel her face turning red here she was tied to Harry half dressed on her bedroom floor.

"Sorry Mate." said Ron scratching his head. He looked at his two friends it was then he noticed Harry had on a woman's bra on his head. "What's that on your head?" he asked if he didn't know. "I don't know why don't you ask your mother!" yelled Harry laughing. "What the bloody hell is wrong with you Harry?" asked Ron. "You're nutty as can be!" Harry growled a bit. "Oh I can wiggle my fingers now!" said Harry mischievously. "STOP!" yelped Hermione. "Stop him RON!" she yelled trying to move in the bondage with no success. "How?" Ron asked dumbfounded. "OUCH!" cried Hermione. "What is he doing?" ask Ron. "He's bloody pinching me with his fingers in the bondage and I can't move!"

"What can I do?" asked Ron pacing a bit. "If I undo you he's lose and god know how his revenge will be… Oh my god Hermione you're making my death wish!" yelled Ron. "Just stop it Ron! OUCH! We want are Harry back, STOP IT besides you have his wand OUCH." She reminded him. Ronal looked in his hand and knew she was right. "You forgot one thing." Said Harry Hermione could feel a knot in her throat. "I can do wand less magic." laughed Harry evilly. "Stop it, stop it, STOP IT!" cried Hermione. "Hit him Ron!" Ron stopped pacing. ""Wha-" he looked at Hermione who had tears in her eyes. "Yeah Ron try and hit me!" laughed Harry still pinching Hermione. Ron backed up. "He'll kill me!" said Ron upset with the thought of him being in danger.

Hermione could feel her hands loosen up. "Ron." She needed to let him know they were getting loser and looser. "Hermione when we were planning this I didn't think of what he could do!" yelled Ron. "Ron please stop!" yelled Hermione. "No I can't hurt him Hermione, he'll get me if I do." Hermione Yelped when she felt a pull and was released from the bondage and held by Harry. "Oh Shit!" yelled Ron. Hermione struggled. "I bloody tried to tell you burger!" she yelled trying to get Harry's arm from her off of her. "What do I do?" asked Ron. Hermione kicked her feet with no prevail. "RUN!" is what she yelled. "Where going on a trip Hermione!" said Harry smiling down at her. "What!" she yelped. Harry muttered something holding his hands out a blue light came from them hitting Ron. "NO!" was the last thing Hermione heard before she blacked out, she heard last her own voice.

When she awoke she was no longer at the Granger's residence. It looked like the insides of a huge clock like back at Hogwarts but this wasn't the clock at Hogwarts the clock face was yellowed by age. She looked around and was in a creepy dark room. It had to be Big Ben. Was this where Harry was hiding?

"Welcome to my Bat cave." a deep voice said. Hermione turned to see Harry with a different colored bra on his head now.

"Harry this is a clock tower."

"It could be my bat cave."

"NO, your not Bat-Man and this is London and a clock tower no bats." Harry walked around Hermione. "You been a pain all night you know Hermione."

"Why am I here!" she asked annoyed at him.

"Well, because I brought you here, I thought we went over that Hermione."

"Harry you know what I mean!"

"Not really you been pretty crazy lately Hermione, you know men boxers in all!"

"Shut up!"

"Anyways you can't go anywhere."

"Why?"

Hermione was so angry here she was kidnapped by Harry potter and taken away to his 'bat cave'. Hermione decided to sit down and wait to see what was going to happen next. To Hermione's surprise Harry handed her a sandwich. "What's this?' she asked surprised. "A sandwich Hermione, listen I am going off to sleep till my rounds tonight okay." How was she going to get out of this mess? "harry this whole ordeal with you has driving me mad, I don't understand this thing with you and underwear, here you my best friend and I can not bring myself to believe it and I see you with one of my bra's on your head. I'm disgusted and revolted at the same time. YOU'RE COMPLETELY nuts." Harry looked at Hermione for a moment wondering what the heck she was talking about.

"Hermione wizards for years have done this for secret training."

"Harry you're a pervert!"

"You're the one in men's boxers!"

"It was to trick you Harry!"

"It disgusted me Mione!"

"That was the point of distraction Harry! What happened to Ron!"

"He's tied up at the moment."

Hermione walked to Harry. "What did you do to Ron!"

"Well I got an use out of those nylon stalking you never wear."

"WHAT!"

"He was left tied up at your house."

"Why would you do that Harry?"

"He attacked me."

"You're unbelievable able I'm leaving!"

"You can't leave Mione."

"Why Harry? Are you going to tie me up and leave me like Ron, are you going to hurt me more then you have?"

Harry paused for a moment and walked to Hermione. "I just need you in my life, I don't know why. I just need you with me."