Disclaimer: I don't own The Teen Titans. I'm getting really tired of repeating myself here.
Slade thanked God when Starfire finally left. She took her bowl of 'mystery food' and crayons and that gigantic book of giberish with her. She had shut the lights off and Slade was alone again in the dark. He had never been happier to be: alone in the dark. Over night, Slade had a horrible dream of blue and fluffy things chasing after him, while Starfire's voice rang out loudly reading more Tamaranean Literature.
The next morning he woke up. He was lucky his mind and body had been altered durring his days in the army. So he didn't have to go to the bathroom as regularly. But now he was feeling pissed. His stomach roared demanding food. His groin was telling him to run to the bathroom. He couldn't stand this, and he shouldn't have to! A little while later, Beast Boy and Cyborg showed up. They burst in argueing over what Slade should eat. The lights went on showing Slade who was sitting in his cage in a not-too-happy-mood. Beast Boy ran up infront of him holding out a plate of tofu. While Cyborg shoved a plate of bacon and eggs into view.
"Wouldn't you rather have some totally tasty tofu?Other than Cy's nasty old meat?" BB asked Slade, who looked at him in disgust.
"No way lima bean. He wants a dish of ma bacon n' eggs delight. Made with the best, cookedby the best." Cy boasted.
"Actually I'd really rather take a shower first thank you very much." Slade spoke.
"Ok dude, but we gotta watch you, if you do." BB informed. Cy nodded reluctantly.
"You have to watch me shower? Are those Robin's orders?" Slade asked dumbfounded.
"Yep. He's the boss. So, you takin the shower or what?" Cy asked and shoved his food down his throat.
"Not a chance." Slade replied smoothly.
Half an hour later, Cyborg and BB were talking about games, while Slade felt itchy. He tried scratching away but it made no difference. He knew he had to take a shower right away. Shaking his head not wanting to accept the truth. He grudgingly motioned for the two Titans to let him out and lead the way to the nearest bathroom.
Once they arrived, Slade ran in and was about to lock the door, when Cyborg stepped in accompanied by the changeling. Slade clenched his fists angrily but shut the door once they were in and took giant steps away from them.
"You two bafoons stay as far away from me as physically possible! You do not want me to catch you anywhere near me in this state!" Slade spat and got in the shower, pulling the curtain closed as tightly as it could be pulled. Then he removed his mask and what was left of his clothes out on to the floor. Again pulling the curtains closed.
"Dude, what's up with him? Not like we would peek at him. That's just nasty." BB told Cy as he stuck out his tongue for effect.
"And wrong." Cy added nodding.
In the shower, Slade was scrubbing away and doing whatever else he does, while BB paraded around wearing the mask Slade disregarded momentarily. Cy laughed as he picked up Slade's pants and wrapped them over BB's head when he least expected it.
"Dude! What wreaks!" BB complained. Cyborg fell over laughing his ass off on the floor. Beast Boy pulled the trousers off his poor little green head and threw them at Cyborg. Slade heard their rambling and decided to end it.
"What in the devil's name are you two idiots doing?" Slade snapped still under the shower. It came out muffled because of the water.
"Dude, since when does Slade speak Tamergraynian?" BB exclaimed.
"It's Tamaranean, tofu breath. And Slade doesn't speak it." Cy slapped BB in the back of the head.
"Ow! What bit your backside tin man?" BB yelled.
Shortly after, BB and Cy broke out in another dumb arguement about God only, knew what. Slade finished up and put his mask back on. He then reached for a towel and wrapped it around his waist protectively.
"Get my outfit washed." Slade ordered. Cy and BB ignored him and led his out. As he walked down the halls, Starfire saw him and blushed furiously. Cy and BB looked at each other once and shook their heads. Then, Raven passed by them, with her hood down and gave Slade a sexy smile, none of the other Titan's had ever seen her with. Only Robin had gotten that type of smile from her, but nobody knew. Or at least nobody acted like they knew.
"What are you going to wear?" Cy turned to Slade, while BB was fuming over what he saw.
"Hadn't thought of that." Slade stated holding his towel with one hand.
They came to a room and opened the door. It was a simple room a closet. Cy and BB brought Slade to it and revealed to him outfits of every Titan except for Cyborg. Plus an extra outfit of Blackfire, Red X and even Terra.
"Take your pic Slade. Wanna try on Star's?" BB smirked smugly and held up one of the outfits. Cy had to keep Slade back from smashing BB under his foot. Slade glared at him dangerously and picked out outfit after outfit.
"Girly trash... bright trash..." Slade reffered to Starfire and Robin's outfits.
"Filthy." Slade spat at Terra's outfit, causing BB to fume again.
"Hmmm... not quite either." Slade pushed Raven's outfit aside and grabbed Red X's.
"This will do, I suppose." Slade tried the outfit on minus the cape while Cy and BB faced the opposite wall eyes closed and hands covering them.
When Slade was done, Cyborg and Beast Boy escorted him back to his cell-like structure.
A/N: I know, it was so not funny. But review anyway, just for the hell of it.
