Disclaimer: I obviously don't own The Teen Titans.
Slade was back in his cell. He had to deal with more of Beast Boy and Cyborg's constant argueing over what pizza topping, what movie, what game and even what shampoo was best. It was unbearable. In the whole day he had witnessed, Beast Boy run around on fire. Cyborg do the robot dance. BB try to do the moon walk while singing 'Stacy's Mom'. Needless to say, he had seen more than he would've wanted to see.
It was soon night, and BB and Cy finally left him again to his lonesome in the dark. The quite, peaceful dark. Slade fell asleep in a deep slumber. Sometime durring the night however, he woke up. He heard whispering and very light giggles. Try-to-be hushed footsteps even something, or rather someone drop. Being stuck in his cell he didn't have a clue of what was going on. He listened more intently and heard a faint 'Robin' and a lustful 'Raven'.
At this Slade was all ears. This was very interesting. Not only that, but it could prove to be useful information, if he choosed to use it. He lied against the bars of the cage and received the shock of his life. He pulled away hastily gripping at his sore back. That was absolutely uncalled for. Focusing his attention back to ruckus outside. He heard strange noises. Like the noises you hear in a soap opera when people are kissing. It was slightly distrubing. But the thought that the the two birds making out at night when no one else could hear or see them was fascinating.
'So,Robin and Raven are hiding something from the rest of the team. How would our dear Starfire take the news? And Beast Boy, what would he think. I'm sure Cyborg would like to know his leader is rubbing his "little sister Rae-Rae" in the middle of the night.' Slade chuckled internally. Slade then heard a near-by door hiss open, and the two on the floor scrambled away as swiftly and silently as they could manage.
That is when things got strange. Slade suddenly heard two more doors slide open. He wondered if the rest had heard Robin and Raven and had decided to check things out. He was smirking at the thought of a big fight between all the Titans. It would be entertaining to see, or at least hear their screaming and cursing thoughout the tower. That was until he heard some loud giggling, followed by somebody hushing, and somebody else whispering dirty little comments. Slade was lost at first. Then the voices registered, and he realized just who was outside his door. His face, hidden by the mask was posed in a disgusted look. He shivered and shook the god-awful thoughts out of his mind. He knew that Starfire, Beast Boy and Cyborg were out there, and they sounded way beyond friendly. They sounded... intimate. Could it be! They were... they... Slade held his hands to his head pressing hard to keep out all other thoughts and/or sounds they made.
As distasteful as the concept was. He knew that this could also prove to be quite convenient to him. He pondered on Starfire. Was she really naiive? Or not? Were those two using her because they knew she wasn't the brightest alien? Or did she pretend to be that dumb so she could get all this attention? Is she really as innocent as she seems? Or have many seen, scrath that, felt under that skirt before?
Who knew. He thought of all of them as incapable children. The cold hard truth was, they were teens with raging hormones. The thought was strange at first, then disturbing, then a little 'thought-provoking', and finally just creepy. He was drawn into his thoughts further and decided, he had to get out of the Tower at the first chance he got.
A/N: Shorter... Sorry peeps. I'm trying to add more chapters by shortening them. That, and as always I'm being a 'bad writer' and writing off the top of my head as usual. But drop a review off for me anyway!
