I was lazing around my house just watching a game, when all of a sudden I hear a scream. Feeling somewhat annoyed, and somewhat frightened I rush outside to see what is the matter, even though I know the scream and who it belonged to. Low and behold, to no one's surprise, Princess Peach was kidnapped by Bowser for the "I don't know how many" times. So I follow them, quickly kick Bowser's tail, find out my princess is in another castle, head to that castle, beat the crap out of him again, and this time rescue my sweet and beautiful flower. I take her home where she is nice and safe, and then the next day... IT STARTS ALL OVER AGAIN!!! She gets nabbed, I follow, Bowser dies, find Toad, travel again, fight, save her, repeat, she gets nabbed, I follow, kick, back, repeat, nabbed, grabbed, stab, repeat, nab, grab, stab, repeat... it's SOOOOOO tiring. For once, I just want to do things my own way. Do things a little differently. And maybe... that day will finally be... today.

In the back of Toad Town Bank...

Officer Toad: You say someone came in and stole everyone's coins?

Toad Banker: Yes! He was wearing a mask and a cape and a...

Before the Toad Banker can finish the back of the bank blows up and a kart speeds out of the parking lot.

Officer Toad: There he is! Get him!

The kart speeds down the road as the Toad Cops trail behind.

Toad Cop: We're in hot pursuit! I repeat! We're in hot pursuit! Over!

The bank robber notices the Toad Cops on his tail and throws a blue shell at them.

Toad Cop: Blue shell! Blue shell! Dodge it! Dodge it!

The driving Toad Cop manages to dodge the blue shell, but finds himself slipping and sliding on some banana peels laying across the road, causing them to crash and giving enough time for the bank robber to make a clean escape.

To be continued...