Jill: hey, thanks for the reviews. - Now, we're going to get right to it today. So yeah, lets go!
Standing up on stage, explaining yet again that the current 32 (counting us and our yami's) people in the seats that they HAD to participate -"You did sign the contract"- and no matter what gender the singer or the one who gets the dedication was, they still had to sing.
Said Jill was wearing her favourite shirt that sported the lovely saying 'You WILL get wet on this ride." Covered slightly by her over shirt and lightly faded jeans.
"Oh, and looks like you're gonna have to stop being scared soon, Kurama. They're coming."
Kurama looked up from his place attached to her arm.
"How soon?"
BOOM!
Smoke filled the room near the door and sudden coughs where heard in the black mist.
"She over did the smoke again…" Sol muttered to Jill as he appeared beside her on stage.
"Oh god…lungs…infected…" Chocked a high-pitched voice as a rather short boy with bright green hair flung himself out of the smoke and to the ground. "Air…"
Fallowed by a tall man covered in black with a silver mask walked out looking like he couldn't understand what was wrong.
Kurama jumped and ducked off stage taking Jill with him. "My arm!" She cried.
She climbed back on stage (her arm flopping numbly at her side) just as two other figures emerged, also coughing, and standing next to the green haired boy. One with short red hair, freckles and pointed ears. The other rather chubby with long, black hair and a vivid yaoi imagination.
"Oh, Lune. Hey!" Jill called. The longhaired one looked up and grinned. "Yeah…smoke…he did it!"
Karasu blinked, taking off his mask. "I don't care, I was promised Kurama…""Eeee..." Was heard backstage.
"…" Jill rolled her eyes.
The green haired one was now giving Sol a supply of beer as two other figures stepped out.
"Ban-chan! Look a stage!" Jakotsu, the figure dressed like a women cooed as he ran down to the stage.
Bankotsu just walked and sat down with the Inuyasha group.
"Alright, This is Lune, Bridgette, Suki, Karasu ("Die!" was heard) Jakotsu and Bankotsu."
Jill said, pointing to the longhaired women, the shorthaired one, the green haired boy and the other three.
"Okay, now that every one's here and Sol has the lights working…it's time to sing!" Jill said dramatically, the words from the audience not so energetic. "Bring out the hats!"
Suki walked up stage holding a hat that had Inuyasha across the front ("Ha!" Said the half demon to his brother.) a fluffy hat and a normal black hat. Jill grinned as she sat off stage a little, petting a black ferret lovingly.
"This is Miroku the ferret." Miroku looked rather please and resumed holding Keiko's hands. "Will you bare my child?"
Keiko looks at Yusuke. "Maybe."
Yusuke fell off his chair in rage and could only point in fury. Miroku had already moved onto Yukina, however a sword was suddenly at his throat before he could get a word out.
"Anyway…Suki draw the names!"
Suki pulled out the first name. "Jou from Yu-Gi-Oh!"
The blond groaned and stood, walking up to the stage and reaching in to pick his song. He read the title and paled. "The Bad Touch…" He whimpered.
"Now pick who you will sing it too!" Lune grinned.
"I gotta sing this to SOMEONE?" Jou screamed, staring at Kaiba and then the other people he didn't even know in horror.
"Yes, that's the hook for the story!" Jill said, waving her hand.
Trembling Jou reached in thinking ' Not Kaiba, not Kaiba, not Kaiba…'.
"…Whose Hiei again?" Jou asked, reading the name. Everyone from Yu Yu Hakusho suddenly burst into laughter while the fire demon hissed. "No.""…If I died I wouldn't have to sing right?" Jou mumbled, Hiei standing with the sword out already encouraged him. "Do it, come on!"
"Shut up and sing puppy." Lune grinned.
Glaring hatefully at the authoress and her friend Jou brought the microphone to his mouth.
"Sweat baby sweat
baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff
that only Prince would sing about"
"We WHAT?" Hiei yelled. Yusuke held back the demon. "It's just a song, he doesn't mean it."
Mean while Seto was laughing his ass off while everyone else tried to hold in their laughs for Jou's sake.
"So put your
hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes
I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up…"
Even Yusuke burst into mirthful tears at the look on Hiei's face. Hiei was now free however, and was about to tackle the blonde to silence him but the authoress did not want that to happen.
She tripped him, and then hog-tied him down.
"You've
had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of
bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle
House hash brown…"
Jou's face was a bright red now and he looked ready to vomit his lunch up.
"Come
quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca-Cola stock you are
inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight
Savings Time"
Lune and Jill had tears streaming down their face. It was ALMOST to much to handle.
"Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's
do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again
now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So
let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin'
horny now"
Hiei was desperately trying to summon the dragon of the darkness flame. "If I can't kill him then I'll kill myself!" He cried trying to bring out the dragon.
"Yeah by the way…she made it so you CAN'T use your demonic powers in here…" Bridgette explained happily to the distressed fire demon.
"Love the
kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost
catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South
Seas"
Hiei twitched and howled. "WHERE does he want to go? WHAT FREAK WROTE THIS SONG!"
"But I
got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft
Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide B-5
you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister
Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show
you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And
then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"
Hiei was no longer the only one howling. After the doggy comment, Seto began to pound the back of his seat at poor Jou. Jou was now wishing to die and slowly inching his way to the forgotten sword.
"Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's
do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again
now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So
let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin'
horny now
You and me
baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like
they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You
and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it
like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You
and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it
like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's
do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny
now "
Finally finished the song Jou lunged at the sword and Yami, Yugi, Honda and Ryou had to tackle him from the sword. Kaiba, Bakura, Malik and Marik where wiping tears from their eyes.
The Inuyasha gang just watched in fear. They didn't understand much, but the idea got across. Kagome was the only one laughing. "That was so funny! Do another one!"
Jill wipe her eyes of any tears. "All in good time Kagome. We'll pick the names and song now for the next chapter. Suki! Draw the names!"
Suki was laughing silently as he pulled the next person. "Okay, Bridgette sings next chapter first!"
Bridgette who was currently beating Miroku off the head for asking her his famous question blinked. "Huh?"
Suki grinned. "Dear sister, you will be singing a song called Whenever, Where ever to…" He pulled out a name for her. "Kuwabara."
So the laughter erupted again while the sound of broken glass filled the room. Bridgette was bashing her head against a window trying to break the glass to the light room. Which she did. She looked up to the white-haired yami working the lights and fell to his feet.
"Sol, good friend. Kill me!"
Hiei looked up from foaming at the mouth. "So, karma once again has bitten your ass. Good!"
Kuwabara looked confused. "What's so bad? I mean, she gets to sing to me! The great KAZUMA!" He struck a pose. "Though she's nothing compared to you Yukina." The oaf said holding the ice demon's hands.
Hiei twitched. "Untie me so I can kill him..." He growled.
"Very well!" Jill cried, cutting the rope. "Well, I hope that you enjoyed this song! I know I did.."
"Give me my sword."
"No, you have two fists and a heart beat. Punch him to death."
Hiei glared.
Jill: Go me! It's my birthday. Not for real, real. Just for play, play. Now for: Thoughts from Jill
Thoughts from Jill
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
