A/N: Didn't enjoy writing this as much as the other two. Hopefully you guys like it..
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Our readers are dying to know…how'd your first together kiss go? Details, people, details!
Harry: (blush)
Luna: Well, I suppose I made the first move. Harry's lips are very kissable, you know. And his tong-
Harry: (blushing harder) Luna, do we really need to go into details?
Luna: Well, that's what interviews are for, aren't they?
Harry: Yeah-well, I only did this as a favor. I didn't really mean to give everyone an insight on our love life. Just stuff like we're doing really well, the baby's healthy, and all that. The rest is personal and-
Fred: Now, now, Harry, don't go backing out at the very start of our interview. So how did you feel, Harry? What was your reaction?
Harry: (squirming) Well, I was…kinda in shock. And I sorta blurted out...(blushing again)
George: (leaning forward eagerly) Blurted out what??
Luna: (smiling) 'It wasn't wet.'
(The twins laughing uproariously)
Harry: (embarrassed) Shut up.
Fred: No need to be so rude, Harry. Now, where and when exactly did this kiss take place?
Harry: In the Gryffindor common room, during the Christmas holidays-
George: (snigger) Alone, eh?
(Harry ignores him)
Luna: It was during Harry's seventh year and my sixth year at Hogwarts. Harry was still weeping over Stubby Boardman-
Harry: I was not weeping!
Luna: Well, he was crying-
Harry: I was not crying!
Luna: ::pats Harry's head sympathetically:: I know so many people say boys don't cry, but don't let those stereotypes get to you, honey.
(Fred and George stiffle their laughter)
Harry: I was mourning, okay?
Fred/George: Whatever you say, Harry, whatever you say.
(Harry ignores them)
Harry: (continues) We were under the mistletoe and kinda…uh-got caught in the moment of it all.
Luna: (smiling fondly at Harry) He was such a good kisser, I didn't even mind the terrible threat of nargles. Although when he decided to make the second move-
Harry: (clears throat) Let's steer away from these treacherous waters.
Luna: Don't be silly, Harry, the readers would enjoy what had happened next. Well, he tried to kiss me back, although I supposed it must've of been his first time to do so, because his lips landed on my chin and we bumped noses.
(Twins burst into fits of laughter)
Fred: (gasping) R…r…really?
George: (too busy crying)
Harry: (angrily) SHUT IT, YOU!
Luna: Calm down, honey. Have you been practicing those breathing exercises from those anger management sessions for the hot-tempered? Remember, hee hee hoo, hee hee hoo-
Harry: (attempting to hide smile) Luna, those are your breathing exercises from your aerobics class for pregnant women.
Luna: No…no, I'm quite sure, Harry-they were telling you to-
Fred: Let's continue, shall we?
George: So what did you think of that clumsy kiss, courtesy of Harry? (gets evil eye from Harry)
Luna: It was rather amusing. But he was inexperienced back then, I couldn't blame him even if I tried. My kisses used to be just as sloppy-
Harry: (sharply) Who've you been snogging with?
Luna: (smiles mysteriously) Let's just say-quite a few people. But don't worry, Harry, they were all before you. Fred, that's such a nice jacket.
Fred: Thank you. Just bought it last week.
Harry: (bellowing) Don't you go changing the subject!
George: Need some water, getting thirsty-OI, WAITRESS, I NEED A REFILL!
Harry: (whirls around on George) And you-!
Luna: I'm rather parched as well. Could you-?
George: Oh, sure. AND A REFILL FOR THE LADY, TOO!
Harry: Don't go ignoring me-!
Fred: Eh, let's all take a break. End.
Harry: Lun-wha-?! I want some an-!
::End::
