A/N: Didn't enjoy writing this as much as the other two. Hopefully you guys like it..

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Our readers are dying to know…how'd your first together kiss go? Details, people, details!

Harry: (blush)

Luna: Well, I suppose I made the first move. Harry's lips are very kissable, you know. And his tong-

Harry: (blushing harder) Luna, do we really need to go into details?

Luna: Well, that's what interviews are for, aren't they?

Harry: Yeah-well, I only did this as a favor. I didn't really mean to give everyone an insight on our love life. Just stuff like we're doing really well, the baby's healthy, and all that. The rest is personal and-

Fred: Now, now, Harry, don't go backing out at the very start of our interview. So how did you feel, Harry? What was your reaction?

Harry: (squirming) Well, I was…kinda in shock. And I sorta blurted out...(blushing again)

George: (leaning forward eagerly) Blurted out what??

Luna: (smiling) 'It wasn't wet.'

(The twins laughing uproariously)

Harry: (embarrassed) Shut up.

Fred: No need to be so rude, Harry. Now, where and when exactly did this kiss take place?

Harry: In the Gryffindor common room, during the Christmas holidays-
George: (snigger) Alone, eh?

(Harry ignores him)

Luna: It was during Harry's seventh year and my sixth year at Hogwarts. Harry was still weeping over Stubby Boardman-

Harry: I was not weeping!

Luna: Well, he was crying-

Harry: I was not crying!

Luna: ::pats Harry's head sympathetically:: I know so many people say boys don't cry, but don't let those stereotypes get to you, honey.

(Fred and George stiffle their laughter)

Harry: I was mourning, okay?

Fred/George: Whatever you say, Harry, whatever you say.

(Harry ignores them)

Harry: (continues) We were under the mistletoe and kinda…uh-got caught in the moment of it all.

Luna: (smiling fondly at Harry) He was such a good kisser, I didn't even mind the terrible threat of nargles. Although when he decided to make the second move-

Harry: (clears throat) Let's steer away from these treacherous waters.

Luna: Don't be silly, Harry, the readers would enjoy what had happened next. Well, he tried to kiss me back, although I supposed it must've of been his first time to do so, because his lips landed on my chin and we bumped noses.

(Twins burst into fits of laughter)

Fred: (gasping) R…r…really?

George: (too busy crying)

Harry: (angrily) SHUT IT, YOU!

Luna: Calm down, honey. Have you been practicing those breathing exercises from those anger management sessions for the hot-tempered? Remember, hee hee hoo, hee hee hoo-

Harry: (attempting to hide smile) Luna, those are your breathing exercises from your aerobics class for pregnant women.

Luna: No…no, I'm quite sure, Harry-they were telling you to-

Fred: Let's continue, shall we?

George: So what did you think of that clumsy kiss, courtesy of Harry? (gets evil eye from Harry)

Luna: It was rather amusing. But he was inexperienced back then, I couldn't blame him even if I tried. My kisses used to be just as sloppy-

Harry: (sharply) Who've you been snogging with?

Luna: (smiles mysteriously) Let's just say-quite a few people. But don't worry, Harry, they were all before you. Fred, that's such a nice jacket.

Fred: Thank you. Just bought it last week.

Harry: (bellowing) Don't you go changing the subject!

George: Need some water, getting thirsty-OI, WAITRESS, I NEED A REFILL!

Harry: (whirls around on George) And you-!

Luna: I'm rather parched as well. Could you-?

George: Oh, sure. AND A REFILL FOR THE LADY, TOO!

Harry: Don't go ignoring me-!

Fred: Eh, let's all take a break. End.

Harry: Lun-wha-?! I want some an-!

::End::