AN: Sorry for the delay and how long it took to get a new chapter; this is short, but so was the first chapter. XD Hope you enjoy more brain scarring moments with Theo And I'll try to upate this fic more often; it's way too fun to write. maybe I'll even give it a plot line.


Theo Time!; part two
by: Amiasha

After some introductions all around even though few of the people there could see Theo, everyone had returned to their merry chatting. Except Bakura and Yami, who had decided to join forces. Temporarily, at least; and probably for even shorter than they planned considering how well they got along.

Theo was sitting crosslegged on the grass, beaming brightly at the two Egyptians while Crystal and the others giggled happily with each other, not paying any attention to their plight. After a few minutes of this, Theo suddenly sprang to his feet like lighting, and in an instant was rubbing his face on Yami's hair. "It IS soft!"

Yami blinked a few times before giving a very un-masculine screech and scrambling away, touching his hair cautiously to make sure none of Theo's hair grease had contaminated it. "What was that for?" He exclaimed, sounding scandalized.

"I wanted to see if your hair was soft!" Theo said, as if it was obvious. "I mean, it sticks up like that, and to do that you'd need a lot of gel or spray or something and that stuff is never soft but your hair is so pretty and shiny and it was all waving in the breeze and I just had to touch it."

Yami stared at him for a moment. "...Erm."

Theo smiled happily. "And your voice is adorable!" He continued, apparently having found a new thing to ramble about. "It's so cute! I bet you get all the ladies." He sighed wistfully. "And the guys..."

"Yeah, he's a regular love-magnet." Bakura commented from the side, earning a look from Yami which clearly conveyed that the smaller boy wondered what he was on.

Unfortunatly, Bakura had made an error in attracting Theo's attention, as the man suddenly turned towards him. "Your hair is so pretty too! It looks like BUNNY EARS."

Yami snorted in amusement as Bakura got a horribly offended expression, but the two darks were saved when the bell rang to signal that lunch was over. With a glance at each other, they immediately disappeared into their respective items, leaving Theo to daydream on his own until Crystal reminded him to return to the locket.

The rest of the school day passed mostly uneventfully; Yuugi was too busy staring at Crystal for Yami to really talk to him, so he sulked in his soul room and played emo music. Well, actually, he didn't have anything to play music on so he pretended he was listening to emo music, while he shed emo tears in the emo corner. He had a lot of emo corners; but he felt this occasion called for the use of his favorite one. The others were for more minor things, like Yuugi scolding him for not putting the cap on the toothpaste.

Anyway, the school day was finally over, and the group had all decided to return to the gameshop for some fun. Crystal, of course, had skipped the entire way down the sidewalk, he little skirt flipping up and and down as she did so and mesmerizing the boys walking behind her. Either she didn't notice or didn't care, and it was probably the latter, and she continued this action until she got bored and decided to turn around and start jogging backwards. Of course, this treated the boys to an entirely different view, though no an any less appreciated one.

Meanwhile, Anzu was wondering how hard she'd have to hit everyone to knock sense back into them, and if she should use a globe for it. There was something inherently satisfying about hitting people with a model of the world.

They eventually made it to the game shop without too much incident, and greeted Sugoroku as they entered. He waved to them, before doing a doubletake at the slightly sweaty, but of course still lovely smelling Crystal-chan and her shimmery hair and ample assets. There was a brief pause where everyone wondered if they would have to attempt CPR, but Sugoroku snapped out of his shocked daze and gave Crystal and dreamy look and wave. She giggled brightly and bounced in place.

-Alright, aibou, this is getting out of hand.- Yami said, sniffing and attempting to sound mature. -We have jiichan's health to consider. Put that... Girl behind a screen or something.-

Yuugi actually had to agree with the other boy, and quickly ushered everyone into the living room. Almost immediately, they all scattered about to gather snacks, pull out video games, or look like whores. They were all equally talented at all three if they put their minds to it, after all.

Theo showed up not long afterwards, looking around for the other two spirits cheerfully. Both of which were, understandably hiding.

Or possibly not so understandably, at least not to their others who both decided they could do with some mingling, and kicked then out of their Items.

-Aiboooou!- Yami whined, holding onto Yuugi's arm. -I don't want to be out here; I don't like Theo.-

-Mou hitori no boku, you don't like a lot of people. And that's never stopped you from dealing with them before. If you don't like him, tell him to leave you alone.- Yuugi said, sighing. This was taking away valuable time he could be spending staring at or talking to Crystal.

-But... But...-

-No buts, mou hitori no boku. You're an adult; act like it.-

-Thats not fair! You selectively use that. I'm only an adult when you want me to be self suffient; any other time it's 'mou hitori no boku, you're still a kid and you should act like it and have some fun once and awhile!'-

Yuugi had already tuned him out, however, pulling his arm away from the incorporeal spirit and going over to sit on the couch next to Crystal. She had begun a story about her travels around the world, her fluency in multiple languages, and her great deeds done for the good of mankind.

Meanwhile, Theo had caught sight of Yami and Bakura, and bounded over to them. "Whee, I was wondering where you two were. Hiding? Are you two shy? That's so cute." Theo said, eyes sparkling as he clasped his hands together.

Bakura gave him an annoyed look, glancing at Yami who just sighed.

"So!" Theo exclaimed suddenly, nearly shattering the yamis eardrums as his voice pitched into previously unattainable octaves. "The others are all having fun without us! We need to have our own kind of fun!"

Yami choked, his pretty-boy mind jumping immediately to rather suspicious meanings implied by Theo's statement, though if he'd bothered to think about it logically he would have known Theo wasn't complex enough for innuendo. Bakura made a disgusted face, apparently no better than the younger spirit at thinking.

"No shouta, please." Bakura commented, wrinkling his nose.

Theo gave him a confused look, obviously having no idea at all what he was talking about while a very red faced Yami slapped the thief over the back of the head.

Bakura scowled at Yami, rubbing the back of his head. "What, you wanna take part in it?"

Yami blushed even brighter, smacking him again. "No! I just know you had some horribly innapropriate mental images accompanying that comment!"

Bakura sputtered. "What? No! Tch; why would I?"

Theo was watching them argue quite cheerfully, thinking they were both incredibly adorable. Especially with the blushing. But being the oldest, he felt it was his responsibility to break up the fight. "Now now, no need to squabble!" He said brightly, grabbing each of the other two spirits by the arm and pulling them away from each other. "Let's all be friends!" He said, suddenly hugging them both in some demented group spirit hug.

"Stop TOUCHING me!" Yami screeched, acting like Theo was doing something horrible and scarring, rather than just hugging him rather enthusiastically.

"Seconded!" Bakura exclaimed darkly. "We're not plushies!"

Theo immediately dropped them, clasping his hands together again. "Awwwww, plushies of you two would be so CUTE! You're both so adorable already and I could just imagine you as little huggable mini dolls and you'd have hair that I could style and I'd love you both forever and sleep with you every night!"

"NOT LISTENING." Yami whined, hands over his ears, while Bakura looked disgusted.

"I'd rather not hear about your plans for plushies of us, if you ever manage to get some." Bakura said, shuddering.

"Did I say something weird?" Theo asked brightly, unfazed.