Chapter Three:
The One Where Master Hand Gets His Groove Back
OneWhoWalksWithPidgeons Ah! Hey. But thanks for the review. The SSB thread died again.. Oh well. Glad you like it.
Numdenu They song was there! The song that gets on your nerves! And it goes like this! o.o Thanks for the review.
Kitty29 Oh, I suppose I can forgive you! Sighs. Lol, thanks for the review!
Sentrosi But maybe you won't..
Uber Spoonz Flowers! Sneezes. Bah. Damn hey fever.
Miyuutsuu You did? Squints at screen. Huh. Thanks. You'll see a groovy Master Hand in this chapter, anyway.
razzkat As you should, as you should…
"I've got it!" Master Hand exclaimed, snapping his fingers. The rest of them groaned. So far, brain storming ideas to try and win the mansion back had been a most dismal affair, mostly with incredibly abysmal results.
"What?" Mario asked, his voice with his Italian lilt, which I refuse to spell out for the fear of butchering the Italian accent, and having several rabid Italians at my feet.
"Yes!" Master Hand continued to shout. "It is a most wonderful idea! But it will need subtlety to pull off…"
"Then we're doomed." Fox said, laying his head on the table.
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"WILL YOU GO TO BED WITH ME?"
"Wh… what?" Lawson said, staring, very frightened, at Master Hand.
"IF YOU GO TO BED WITH ME, YOU STOP BAD REPORT?"
"No." She said, glaring at him. "And I'm appalled you'd even think that!"
"DAMN." Master Hand began, dropping his voice to a more normal volume. "Damn."
She stared at him, dropped her pad, and began totear off her upper layer.
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"We've been waiting for quite a while.." Captain Falcon muttered, blowing a pencil across the table. "Maybe we should check on them.."
"It has been quiet…" Samus agreed, blowing the pencil back to him.
"The calm before the storm." Peach commented. "You'll hear them going at it in a minute or two, mark my words…"
There was silence.
"I said mark my words!" Peach snarled, but there was no reply, except for the loud Hmm-mingh noises.
"Why do I feel that my childhood will be filled with too much information?" Ness asked.
"Oh.." Samus said, realization dawning on her, with most others in the room.
-And now, because I don't want to try and describe the horrors our heroes did face, I have a mindless distraction to take your mind off human on hand action. Presenting…-
Crazy Hand Goes To The Shop
(And struggles to remember what to buy.)
"Brother? Brother!
Put the yo-yo down and listen to me! It is absolutely VITAL you get these items! Our lives depend on them!
Now…"
Weee! Look at the yo-yo go! Gravity is so amazing! Uh oh, Master Hands talking. Quick, look interested! What's he talking about? Oh, look, a possum!
"Crazy? Crazy? Oh, why do I bother?"
"Uh…" Crazy Hand stood in the middle of Shop 'N' Go, wishing that dratted possum hadn't distracted him.
"What do we do?" A shop assistant, whom we shall call Earl, asked. It was his first day, and he was close to tears. "It's been there for ten minutes!"
The other workers ignored him, stacking shelves around the large floating appendage as though this were an everyday occurance.
