Total Drama: Ultimate Islands
Episode 1: The All-In-One Isles
Part 2b: The Final Set of Campers! (Revised)
Well, everyone's here and I am kinda tired of writing these introductions out, but that's what happens when you have a roster that is 123 contestants strong for no good reason.
But at the same time, that mean there's going to be years', years' and years' worth of drama in this story and this is gonna be a long one...
...so let the final introductions commence.
The show was back for the fourth and final time to introduce its own massive set of contestants with the absurd amount of introductions.
And one of them just walked in.
She kinda did look like a jester, although it was more because of the black and dark red sports bra that was under a black t-shirt proclaiming that she arrived and long red shorts that were comfortable and sexy and red leggings with spade symbols and red and black trainers.
Her long-ish bleached blonde hair with pink and cyan tips on either tip and of course, she was attractive and had jester-like make up.
"Harley Quinn, what are you doing on that boat?"
"Doing what I do best. Fucking shit up." Harley shouted.
"Please stop fucking shit up." Rock shouted from the crowd, as the jester girl had her bat ready. "Please?"
"I won't, anyways, how the hell is everyone going to show up on screen?"
"Good question." Chris said. "It kinda is!"
There was also a countless amount of groans and facepalms that were coming from the 84 other conestants, as the two were impressed.
"Eh, at least, I'm here." Harley Quinnn said, baseball bat in tow. "And like I said, I'm here to 'cause some trouble."
"It could be like a bit of a gamble." Yumeko remarked with a smile. "And the bat's just there, right?"
"Listen, I need some protection!" Harley declared. "And this is some good protection."
Azula wasn't surprised that the two of them were just hanging out, seeing the potential team-up...
...and the chad on dock just made her angry.
The guy that stepped onto the dock and just clicked his fingers towards the unimpressed ladies was Johnny Bravo, a guy with good muscles in general and a blonde pompadour.
He wore a black t-shirt, blue jeans and black shoes.
"Johnny Bravo, you're the 97th contestant in this super reality show!"
"Hey, fire-breathing baby, I bet you could light up a good BBQ!" Johnny Bravo declared to Azula...
...who just threw some fire above his head.
"Whoa, you almost lit up my hair, Azula."
"Please, I could do much more than that, but you're not worth the effort to burn." Azula stated, which made Johnny get closer somehow.
"Oooh, you're making me burn." Johnny Bravo was getting pulled back by Sokka. "Whoa, whoa, wait your turn."
"She almost burned your ridiculous hair." Sokka told him, as the guy just went back for more. "And she's evil, 100%."
"What a bummer, man. Me and her were going to go on a lot of fire dates." Johnny Bravo stated, thinking about non-existent dates.
And there was a small yacht coming with some more people and the first guy looked very bored.
This guy was a Japanese guy with messy white hair and had 5'10'' in height. His clothes were simple and Japnese, wearing a white yukata (or kimono) and under that was black trousers, a black shirt with the collar popped and black boots.
His name? Gintoki Sakata, reading the thing.
"Gintoki, hey!"
Gintoki just dropped a softcore porn magazine.
"Dude, you've gotta be more subtle."
"Alright, it's not like this island is going to be any better." Gintoki said, before seeing the island. "Man, this show is crazy!"
"Anything for a million dollars or whatever it is in yen." A green-skinned Namekian stated. "Huh, would you look at that."
Piccolo looked an literal alien martial artist with the big ears, antenna and being seven and a half feet tall...which went with the green skin.
Either way, he wore a white and purple headwrap hat, a white cape and shoulder pads combo and a purple martial arts gi, blue wrapped belt and brown leather shoes.
"Piccolo? Welcome to the island!"
"I am on it, not sure if I'm welcome." Piccolo saw the islanders. "These people seem crazy."
"I know, right?" Gintoki said. "Anyways, I've got this thing."
It was one hell of a thin and long statue, that much can be said for what he showed Piccolo.
"Yeah, I'm tired of this thing already." Piccolo said, as he walked into the crowd of people.
"Alright, this is just happening to me." Gintoki stated, almost certainly dodging some sticks.
Piccolo came up to the chaotic crowd and dramatically threw his cape and hat.
"Hey! What's up with you?!" Piccolo boomed, being ridiculously tall compared to everyone else. "Good, what's wrong with some of you?"
There was a whole lot of contestants that were bringing the glares towards the tall green alien, as he stood his ground like he didn't care.
"Look, I doubt that fighting random people is going to help or make this island better. I might know a bit from my nephew." Piccolo stated. "Of sorts."
"Whoa, you're a uncle?! Nice!" Tifa remarked, as Piccolo was just standing up with a lot of proudness. "Hey, maybe you guys shouldn't fight for dumb reasons."
"Honestly, I don't really care that much, it's just that everyone's fighting right now for no reason." Piccolo then noticed the next pair that came off the boat. "They're dead, right?"
"I dunno, man, are they dead?" Kageyama said. "Could just be walking skeletons."
"Are we just acting like that's normal now?!" Riku shouted, as the volleyball player and alien uncle were right besides him.
There was in fact, two talking skeletons, that were walking through on the dock like it was pretty normal.
A big-bodied skeleton knight with a sword and no lower jaw? Well, there was only one man or...contestant who could match that.
"Sir Daniel, you can talk, right?"
"Thank you for allowing me to be on this competition." Sir Daniel attempted to say.
Unfortunately, he had no lower jaw, so things got muffled.
"Good enough." Chris just shrugged. "And who's this guy?"
"I am the great Papyrus, ready to represent the underground and I am a skeleton of words and respecting humans and monsters!" Papyrus made a statement.
As for the other tall skeleton that was in the game, he was kinda similar in that, he had a armour plate on the chest and shoulders, underpant armour on the pelvis, red gloves and boots, a red scarf and some kinda black thing on the rest of his bones.
"Papyrus, excited to be on Total Drama?"
"...Yes!" Papyrus practically screamed out, as Sir Daniel didn't cover his ears...but everyone else did. "Who said that friends can't be made in competition?!"
"No-one said that." Piccolo crossed his arms with a confident look.
"Oooh, an alien!" Papyrus shouted, as he looked at Piccolo. "You can speak English!"
"Yes, can you please get out of my personal space?" Piccolo just swatted the skeleton away.
Papyrus just went out of his personal space excited, as Riku and Tobio Kageyama were sure that this guy was crazy.
As for the skeleton that couldn't properly speak, there was a lot of words happening and a conversation that essentially didn't exist.
"So, is this where the competition is? Nice to meet so many...strange people." Sir Daniel said, still without that lower jaw.
"You want a fight or something?" JFK didn't understand him at all.
"You all are fine!" Sir Daniel said, trying to calm JFK down.
"Alright, er uh, let's rumble!" JFK shouted, bringing a hard punch.
And it bounced off, making the clone president's fist hurt...with Sir Daniel scratching his head on how he didn't notice the armour.
"...Honestly, his armour practically protected him." Tails said, observing the one-sided fight.
There was going to be a whole lot of contestants and there's still a whole lot of boats that were actually carrying six contestants and one of them wasn't scared of much.
Spike was basically a purple young dragon with a green underbelly and back flap and he looked eager to be here, even if it was Total Drama/
"Spike, welcome to Total Drama!"
"Yeah, I sure am welcome!" Spike shouted. "Is it always like that?"
"It's the biggest Total Drama season, yet! What were you expecting?"
"Honestly, not this really." Spike got met with the glares of Kyo and Iori, due to his fire breath. "What's with people and dragons."
"Are you part of the Orochi assholes?" Kyo asked seriously.
"What the heck is an Orochi clan?!" Spike said. "And why's everyone in such a bad mood."
"I don't know, we're waiting for two hours for anything to happen." Kyo said. "Besides, they said they would show up."
"...Who are those guys? I still don't know." Spike said, confused about the Orochi.
"Long story short, they want to eliminate us humans to protect nature or whatever they're doing this time. Somehow, nature would be back to normal." Kyo scoffed at the idea.
"Wow...what kind of villain would do that?!" Spike complained.
Gloria was just a female hippo with a big heart and an even bigger pair of buttocks and she wasn't intimidated by the chaotic energy of the show.
"Gloria, you really bring that hippo energy into the game!"
"I've got that big hippo energy happening here!" Gloria shouted. "What's happening, y'all!"
The hippo was just seeing Kyo and Iori just get angry over each other.
"They're fighting...again." Spike said, something knowing the beef between these two.
"Seriously, what are you all fighting over?" Gloria said, as she picked Kyo and Iori up and just let them go.
"Heh, you wouldn't get it."
They both said this at the same time, as Gloria just looked at them.
"Then I don't even care what your problem is, it's still a problem!" Gloria shouted. "Besides, at least you two can understand me."
"...Yeah, I'm not gonna fight you." Iori Yagami just left Kyo to do his thing, as Gloria gave a thumbs up.
The next contestant that came off the boat sighed, as she wasn't excited to be on such a crazy island.
Raven was a blue-skinned teen superhero coming from Azaranth, but kinda had a demon father and didn't really have the time to chill with that.
She wore a black leotard with sleeves and fingerless gloves, a purple cape, purple gloves and a purple cape that covered her black hair.
"Raven, welcome to the drama! What's with the cloak?" Chris asked with enthusiasm.
"It's none of your business. I just like wearing it." Raven said, not sounding too impressed with the host.
"Alright, alright, I just wanted to ask." Chris said, as the superhero that was still floating.
"Okay." Raven said.
And she wanted to get in, but there was a explosions expert blocking her way.
Tiny Tina was a 19-year old light-skinned blonde with a passion for pizza and incase no-one knew it, bombs...and she wasn't even tiny.
Packed with bombs and wearing a protective vest, slapdash armour, military-style pants, boots and bomb ingredients...a lot of them, really.
"Tiny Tina or just Tina! Nice to see you that you're here."
"Yeah, I'm here and I'm clear about mah bombs!" Tina shouted.
"Please move right now." Raven said.
"Nah, I'm not moving." Tina stood her ground, moving from side to side.
Raven just pushed her out of the way with her powers.
"Come on, now my bomb stuff is just on the dock!"
The dark-looking teen hero just went out of Tina's personal space and just probably went away from her...unlike the next contestant.
Squirrel Girl was a redhead young adult that loved squirrels, didn't look too unattractive and of course, was a squirrel-carrying superhero.
Her costume was a brown leotard and boots and grey leggings with a dark brown jacket...as she had fake squirrel ears and a real squirrel tail.
"Squirrel Girl, so is your real name Doreen?" Chris asked. "That's-"
"I thought you were a different guy, but you're definitely Chris, alright." Squirrel Girl told the host.
"Yeah, that's great." Chris grumbled. "Alright, there's a whole bunch of people that can't wait to meet ya!"
"Alright, I'm going to do that!"
Squirrel Girl (or Doreen) was just picking up Tina along the way, as the latter was piggybacking on the former.
"Wow, you've got a big butt!" Tina remarked.
"...Er, you have one, too?" Squirrel Girl definitely had a comment.
And it could only go up from there.
"Yeah and I bet the squirrels are not having that!"
"They sure aren't! They're just eating nuts."
These two were leaving the other contestants to do their thing.
The next boat came off with air of coolness, as the majority of the four were not scared to do crazy stuff.
A certain Chinese cook came out of the boat, which some of the other contestants somehow recognized, and with her ramen noodle arms, bowl cut hair hidden under her orange beanie.
And she wore her usual outfit of a green chinese chestplate, an orange shirt and shorts, a black undershirt and green and orange trainers.
"Er, go to my ramen shop." Min Min stated.
"Min Min, how are ya?" Chris announced. "You look determined."
"Trust me, my shop needs the money more than I do." Min Min stated. "And I don't intend to lose either!"
"That's one hell of a declaration!" Harley Quinn shouted. "What have you got?"
Min Min stretched her arms out with confidence, reaching for a long handshake.
"Pleased to meet you." She said. "I do have my arms."
"Listen, I've got a friend with long arms...and can turn into you for sure, that's not much." Harley Quinn stated, as Min Min still shared that same smile.
"I've been working in my shop for so many years and I even have these arms for that reason!" Min Min shouted. "Sometimes, powers don't matter that much."
Soma was just bumping Riku's shoulders, as Min Min walked in.
"Yeah, I know. You two were kinda born into the restaurant." Riku remarked.
"No, what I meant that was she could be an ramen legend." Soma said, as Riku just raised an eyebrow. "Look at her, she's practically half-ramen!"
The white-haired demon hunter looked a bit older than expected, but his stubble added to his attractiveness and the demon hunter energy.
He did wear his burgundy leather jacket, black jeans, dark navy blue t-shirt, fingerless gloves and long dark brown boots and it all oozed style.
"Dante, you're looking really snazzy!"
"Yeah, Chris, you could really say that!" Dante shouted. "Huh, this island is exactly what I expected from the actual description. This is one hell of a competition!"
"Heck yeah, it is!" Lynn Loud stated, as she cheered on the white-haired half-demon. "But, I've done sports like it's nothing."
"Heh, you wish that you had done half the stuff that I've done!" Dante said.
"My team's going to be awesome and if we end up on the same team, me and her are going to be the best teammates." Penny backed up Lynn like it wasn't a big deal. "Definitely against you."
"Man, even the kids are in the competitive spirit!" Dante shouted, looking at a certain tall witch. "But there's someone that I want to meet."
"Looks like he showed up." Bayonetta remarked. "You want some brawling? Not in these clothes."
As much as confrontation between a witch and a demon hunter was cool, a summer-loving cook jumped down.
A tanned taller-than-average blonde teen with fox ears and hair parted in the middle jumped off with his luggage.
He wore a decorated blue vest, a blue sash thing around his big belt, white pants, black sleeves, brown boots and...of course, goggles.
"Lowain, yo!"
"Yo, Dante! What's been happening?!" Lowain shouted.
"Hey, Lowain! I'm dealing with a witch who's really into me." Dante threw out a quip with a smirk.
"It's more like he just walked up and tried to say hello in a cool manner." Bayonetta remarked, as she went up to Dante's face.
Lowain just immediately got the situation, as he clicked towards the duo, who were not liking each other.
"Whoa, you're also a cook...and a furry?" Soma shouted.
"You could say that, bromigo. You're that dude?" Lowain asked, as Soma nodded with an awkward smile.
"Yeah. Man, a lot of people don't like me, I don't know why." Soma just answered with a confident look.
"Maybe it's because they're jealous of your mad cooking skills and...spiky as hell hair?" Lowain asked. "I dunno, man."
Some young adult with pink scruffy hair and slight stubble came in wear a summery version of his villains outfit with the yellow shorts, a yellow and orange t-shirt, navy blue socks and red shoes..
And he came out of the smoke and somehow flopped onto the ground.
"Giovanni Potage, some villain!"
"I am not just some villain, I am the villain!" Giovanni declared, as he stood up with confidence. "I don't abandon my minions at a drop of the hat, but I'm here to get a million and make one hell of an organization!"
"What do you plan to do?" Riku asked, not understanding a thing.
"Don't want to say it again, but there's going to be some serious teamwork when the team has me in it!" Giovanni shouted.
"You know, you're sounding like a bit of a hero." Riku had a bit of a smirk, as Giovanni got offended. "Sorry, sorry, just-"
"I'm going to be the biggest, baddest villain who respect his underlings!" Giovanni exclaimed, as Riku just shook his head.
"Good luck with that with this tall British mum." Dante was practically guarding with his guns against Bayonetta.
"I'm sure that the demon hunter who always goes alone will be a great teammate." Bayonetta kinda went aggressively against the demon hunter.
"I bet with you two on my team, you'd work together like a true power couple." Giovanni declared, as the two of them were glaring daggers. "Okay, then I will leave the conversation."
While Dante and Bayonetta having a bit of a banter, one random girl jumped off the boat to witness the banter.
Tomo was a 18-year old girl that was 5'2'', had long-ish black hair and was wearing simple khaki trousers, black trainers with white soles, a blue striped t-shirt and sunglasses.
"Tomo, also coming all of the way from Tokyo like a lot of our contestants!"
Tomo just breathed in to ensure that her introduction was as loud as possible.
"My name is Tomo Takino! I'm ready to do some total drama and my friends believe that I'm here to kick some serious butt!" Tomo yelled, as she made things clear. "Which I am, except for my team, who I'll kick butt with!"
"...You two remind me of each other, if that makes sense." Riku said carefully, as to not make Giovanni mad.
"Her introduction was good and her energy is good! I should recruit her." Giovanni stated, as he moved away from Riku.
Tomo just jumped off the dock onto the beach and ran towards a certain pink-haired guy and his random crew of people that liked enthusiasm.
"Wow, you're that pink-haired guy that just declared teamwork! Uh, awesome!" Tomo shouted.
"Thanks, thanks, you're pretty kind." Giovanni said. "Now, do you want to be on your team?"
"I guess so! Trust me, I've got some good physical stuff and can drive." Tomo stated.
"Yeah, we've got a pink-haired guy and some lady, let's go! It's a team with Wario in it!" Wario came up to the two of them...with him smelling bad and them moving away. "Yeah, don't like my manly musk?"
There was definitely an small area of small around Wario that practically repelled contestants from him.
And this boat contained the most exciting guy that would be on here. (And for the fanfiction readers, the most prolific hero in any Total Drama crossover...sans the cartoons one.)
It was Deadpool, no bones about it and he could see that there was a guy that was waving towards him and...weirdly enough, it was the other guy that could also break the fourth wall sometimes.
"Deadpool, rather fittingly not the 100th contestant to come on board!"
"Alright, Chris, what the hell? The author of this story is really trying some things with this massive cast." Deadpool exclaimed, before Chris was looking at him. "And how you've packed so much watchable insanity into one show."
"Finally, a compliment!" Chris shouted,. "Also, please stand with the hundred and something other contestants."
"Will do, Chris-man!"
Deadpool went up to two people who really liked him.
"Dante, Pit, what's happening?" Deadpool said, having met them on the island that the boats came from. "Looks like you two are in a situation."
"I reek and I don't know where the bath is." Pit felt the smell, as his eyes were red.
"...Yeah, I can't help, but I can see that you've got someone!" Deadpool told Dante, who was dealing with Bayonetta. "You two have a good battle or something."
"If it helps, this show will be the battle."
While the merc with the mouth just went out, there was another contestant also wanted to get off.
Hsien-Ko was a traditional Chinese vampire girl, wearing pink and blue traditional Chinese clothes, including very loose sleeves filled with weapons and blue pants and her sister, who was a paper on her pink traditional Chinese hat...was definitely talking.
The sleeve with weapons was't the only thing she was carrying, as there was a whole lot of actual luggage as well.
"Hsien-Ko, welcome to the show."
"Hello, Chris. I assume that this is the show that...has some problems, but I'd rather not deal with the vampire stuff." Hsien-Ko said. "Besides, there's probably a lot of people like me in other worlds."
"There definitely are some here, though." Chris remarked, as the Chinese vampire was very much surprised.
"I know, but it does sound insane." Hsien-Ko said. "I'll go and meet 'em."
Hsien-Ko actually walked to one of the ladies that could fight and immediately, Squigly actually came up to her at an appropriate distance.
"Hello, nice to meet you!" Hsien-Ko shouted. "You actually look really good."
"Thank you. You're also very beautiful for a...Chinese vampire." Squigly said. "Sorry if that came out wrong."
"No, no, it's fine. The blue skin does throw off people." Hsien-Ko said. "I'm just hoping that there's someone to make sure that we're not like this anymore."
Pepper Ann was 12, a kinda tall, white middle schooler with swept right hair and a ponytail tied with a blue scrunchie.
she wore a loose purple jumper, an olive-coloured skirt, jeans that ended right above the ankle, cream-coloured socks and black sneakers.
"Pepper Ann, welcome to the freakshow!"
"Yeah, I feel like my imagination only goes so far. I couldn't have imagined this, but..." Pepper Ann didn't look too sure. "...this is probably a bit too much."
"Yeah, but this is the season where we're going all out!"
"I'm not complaining, because my friends won't believe me, but I'm just happy to be here." Pepper Ann just awkwardly walked into the middle of the monsters' conversation.
Squigly and Hsien-Ko were looking at her like she was weird.
"I'm just hoping that you guys don't eat me or something." Pepper just shrugged.
"No, we don't do that." Squigly said.
"Of course, we don't eat people." Hsien-Ko said with a honest laugh.
"Yeah, I doubt you would do that. You two probably must be pretty nice." Pepper Ann just told the two of them.
The three of them shared a smile, but then there was lightning that came down near them and Kyo lit up at who it might have been.
And then it was some skeleton guy.
Being the third tall skeleton, he stood out by really looking like a villain with the green eyes and all that.
He wore a black and red cloak with a food, two lightning bolt horns, underwear and black shoes.
"Yo, Lord Hater, stop putting down lightning! I'm already up to the neck in lawsuits!" Chris told him, probably tired of getting sued.
"Well, you're the one getting sued, right! Listen, I'm ready to make those lawsuits disappear!" Lord Hater declared. "Because we're both villains."
"First off, not a villain. Secondly, can't say!"
Lord Hater walked with a lot of intent, anger and probably some random fire.
"My name is Lord Hater and I'm going to be the best villain on this show! Those teenagers cannot compare to me, an adult!" Lord Hater yelled. "With fire."
"Yeah, yeah, that's great and all, but you're not looking like that right now." Harley Quinn not that bothered.
"Are you looking at me, are you blind?" Lord Hater asked. "Because I am looking like a real villain!"
"...Honestly, were you dropped on your skull or something?" Harley Quinn taunted him.
"No, I am very fine and very calm!" Lord Hater yelled.
Scott was a 23-year old Canadian redhead man and he didn't look too out of the ordinary.
He wore a green t-shirt, blue jeans, black trainers and grey jocks, adding to the ordinariness of it all.
Aside from teleporting in with the bags and the stuff.
"Scott Pilgrim, how the heck did you get here?"
"I just kinda went into subspace and came here from that island over there." Scott said. "It's not like there aren't other people that can't teleport."
"Never mind, Scott." Chris just gave up. "Welcome to the island."
"There's just an insane amount of people here." Scott remarked. "Must be some kind of special Total Drama occasion."
"It kinda is, because it's the biggest season of all time." Deadpool said. "I'm not complaining."
"What the heck, are you like a comic book guy or something?" Scott asked, surprised.
"Yeah, pretty much. Seriously, I could tell you about the time I-"
These two were walking away from the dock like they were having a conversation, but there wasn't really time for that.
There was only a few more to go and all three of them were not in the mood to talk to Chris and the first guy kinda had to do that as his ninja way.
Storm Shadow was a young adult ninja that wore all white except his red sash and belt and he definitely looked like a ninja...mask and all.
"Storm Shadow, you look like a ray of sunshine."
"I can sense Snake Eyes." Storm Shadow said. "And you can't stop me!"
"Yeah, that's not happening and-"
Chris that the ninja already did a smoke bomb and ran off at an ridiculous speed.
"-you made it happen, man!"
Amelia definitely looked like a human woman and cat hybrid with the short orange hair and...human-coloured fur pirate captain.
She wore black long high-heeled boots, brown pants, a blue jacket with yellow shoulder pads, a white shirt and white gloves.
"Captain Amelia or just Amelia, how are you doing?"
"Fine. I'm not so sure about the crowd of people that are going on appear on television." Amelia said. "I'm talking about equal airtime, Chris."
"Well, I've got a solution!"
"As much as you'd like to say, I'm not sure that dealing with 100 contestants wouldn't grate on anyone. You have my sincere sympathies, you fool." Amelia stated, as the host felt like he got an strong insult.
"Bruh, he's not a fool. He's a legend!" A short, but manly guy shouted.
Said short and green-skinned manly guy that was pretty fat to the point where he had man boobs...of sorts and had long brown hair.
And he wore blue t-shirt, black trousers, black shoes.
"Muscle Man, welcome to the show!"
"Yeah, you better believe it." Muscle Man shouted, high-fiving Chris. "I don't know what her problem is, but she needs to wait."
"Wait for some of these people to run wild and probably stomp on the host?" Amelia asked. "I doubt that this is going to end well."
"Nah, you're just jealous about me beating you on this show!"
"...I've got a space ship that still works on water, I don't need to be jealous of you."
"You know, who else owns a flying boat?"
Amelia didn't even humour Muscle Man's joke.
"My mom!"
The boat left, just as the joke was completed, Muscle Man laughed and Amelia was just doing a quick chuckle.
And the final boat of this season had four more contestants, ready to cause some troubles and bring on a lot of the chaos...despite not being chaotic at all.
Such as...Gum, just a graffiti skater.
Gum was definitely a punk in a weird sense, despite being a blonde skater young adult girl that looked attractive and was slightly taller than average.
She wore a white shirt with a logo, green sleeves, a green-grey pilot's hat and green-greey boots with a logo that looked like the skates she wore, down to the white soles.
"Gum, hello, wow."
"Man, this island looks a bit boring." Gum said. "Where's the actual spots, the rails, the other areas that aren't just skate for a second-"
Then she saw the total mess that was the actual show that took place on these islands.
"-Never mind, this show is opposite of boring. What the hell am I looking at?"
"The world's craziest show, woman." Johnny Bravo said. "Welcome to the freakshow, hope you like it here."
"If you moved, I would like it." Gum remarked, as there was two other people behind Johnny.
"Whoa, ladies, there's enough time to meet all of ya. We could be on the same team!" Johnny Bravo smoothed it over. "Alright, who wants to do some good things?."
Gum was just throwing a finger towards Johnny for no reason than Johnny trying to follow her.
"Come on, hombre." Panchito just told Johnny Bravo. "Really?"
Panchito was an anthromorphic red Mexican rooster and he really looked the part with his mariachi-style clothes, sombrero and two pistols stored up.
"Panchito, what's with the guns, dude?"
"What, I never leave home without these! It passed every check!" Panchito stated. "Also, crazy stuff happens around me."
The whole entire cast was actually looking at his two holstered guns.
"Dude, I think it's because of your two guns." Chris remarked, as Dante came up to him.
With his own dual pistols.
"Wow, you're also a two-gun man?" Panchito asked.
"Trust me, there's a lot more than just the guns, but yeah." Dante smirked. "These two guns are very special to me and I bet they're very special to you."
"Yeah, that's cool." Panchito remarked. "Nice to see that not everyone's shady as hell over here."
"Looks like things are about to be fun on this island!" Dante had a smirk.
The next contestant wasn't scared of many things and this was one of those many things.
The tall Japanese warrior that looked lost and badass at the same time was a man that had his hair tied up in a manbun and wore a white silk robe, wooden sandals and a katana sheath for his legendary sword.
"Samurai Jack, some people are wondering? What's your real name?"
"My name does not matter." Samurai Jack said. "What matters is that I'm a team player."
Dante and Panchito were just looking at the dude like he was incredibly cool.
"There are a lot of people on this show. I wonder if some of them are-" Samurai Jack said, before the last contestant bumped into him. "Sorry."
Dante and Panchito were both slowly backing out of her personal space.
She was an artifically-made teen life-wise and she looked like a 5'2'' blonde teen with long hair and green eyes. (this means she was created not that long ago.)
She wore a blue cape, a white crop top with a small tie, a blue short skirt with a belt, leggings, blue high-heeled boots, white gloves and had enough storage for her two guns and four red storage holders on the belt.
And was very nervous.
"Noel...I guess you're the last contestant!"
"I am very sorry for bumping into you, Mr. Jack!" Noel shouted. "I didn't really mean to!"
"Oh, it's fine." Samurai Jack said, not very scared. "You must be the last contestant here."
"Yes, I am, what do you want?" Noel freaked out somewhat.
"I don't really want anything from you." Samurai Jack just wanted to calm her down, as Noel just felt calm now.
"Seriously, it's like I felt some evil energy coming from some people and it hit all at once." Noel noticed some contestants looking at her oddly.
Tanjiro just stood in front of an old man, an gangster potoroo and an inquisitive maid, as he could sense that stuff was off.
"Hey, guys, she's not used to you three, yet." Tanjiro said. "And I don't know if I like the way you smell?"
"...Is this a joke, boy?" Coachman was very confused and Tanjiro looked very serious.
Either way, that was everybody that was lined to be on this show and the drama could be felt from a mile away.
"Okay, that's everyone?"
There was a whole bunch of contestants that were talking to each other, wherever it was about the presence of a half-demon or the fact that there was old people in Total Drama and whatever else was on their mind.
But they did put their thumbs up, wherever dismissively or not.
"Good, because I'm not doing any more of these introductions, I'm too good to be doing this many intros with these 122 contestants and..."
Chris made sure that the photo wasn't even taken.
"...they're going to be put into four teams and a photo after the break!"
To be continued when the teams finally formed and the drama is going to get even more tense than it really needs to with these 28-man teams...plus the cafeteria and Chef's usual stuff.
The final players that are introducted right here, right now in this final part of the introductions:
96. Harley Quinn, The Wild-Card Villain (Harley Quinn)
97. Johnny Bravo, The Flirty Momma's Boy (Johnny Bravo)
98. Gintoki Sakata, The Odd Job Guy (Gintama)
99. Piccolo, The Heroic Uncle (Dragon Ball Z)
100. Papyrus, The Excitable Skeleton (Undertale)
101. Sir Daniel, The Skeleton Knight (Medievil)
102. Spike, The Young Dragon (My Little Pony)
103. Gloria, The Proud Hippo (Madagascar)
104. Raven, The Goth-ish Hero (Teen Titans)
105. Tiny Tina, The Explosive Experts (Borderlands)
106. Squirrel Girl, The...Squirrel Lady (Marvel)
107. Min Min, The Ramen Server (ARMS)
108. Dante, The Demon Hunter (Devil May Cry)
109. Lowain, The Bro Cook (Granblue Fantasy)
110. Giovanni Potage, The Wannabe Villain (Ephihet Erased)
111. Tomo Takino, The Hyperactive Student (Azumanga Daioh)
112. Deadpool, The Merc With The Mouth (Deadpool)
113. Hsien-Ko, The Altruist Vampire (Darkstalkers)
114. Pepper Ann, The Ordinary Middle-Schooler (Pepper Ann)
115. Lord Hater, The Loud Villain (Wander Over Yander)
116. Scott Pilgrim, The Dick-ish Boyfriend (Scott Pilgrim)
117. Storm Shadow, The Proud Ninja (G.I. Joe)
118. Captain Amelia, The Spaceship Captain (Treasure Planet)
119. Muscle Man, The Groundskeeper (Regular Show)
120. Gum, The Graffiti Skater (Jet Set Radio)
121. Panchito, The Mexican Rooster (The Three Caballeros)
122. Samurai Jack, The Lone Samurai (Samurai Jack)
123. Noel Vermilion, The Nervous Soldier (Blazblue)
The players introduced in the previous parts...or rather, both parts:
-Part 1a:-
1. Aisling, The Irish Spirit (Secret of Kells)
2. Tails, The Genius Kid (Sonic The Hedgehog)
3. Dante, The Demon Hunter (Devil May Cry)
4. Bayonetta, The British Witch (Bayonetta)
5. Kipo Oak, The Half-Mutant Girl (Kipo & The Age of Wonderbeasts)
6. Kristoff, The Ice Picking Expert (Frozen)
7. Snufkin, The Laid-Back Nomad (Moomin Valley)
8. Kyo Kusanagi, The Fiery Dropout (King of Fighters)
9. Yuri Sakazaki, The Wild Karate Girl (Art of Fighting)
10. Eva, The Angry Athlete (Total Drama Island)
11. Sakura Kusagano, The High School Fighter (Street Fighter)
12. Jude Lizowski, The Mall Skater (6teen)
13. Hank Hill, The Family Man (King of The Hill)
14. Hayley Smith, The Liberal Wife (American Dad)
15. Fred Flintstone, The Caveman Husband (The Flintstones)
16. Sugar, The Pageant Star (Total Drama: Pahkitew Island)
17. Connor, The Android Cop (Detroit: Become Human)
18. Lynn Loud, The Sports Fanatic (The Loud House)
19. Rapunzel, The Long-Haired Princess (Tangled)
20. Arle, The Puzzle Magician (Puyo Puyo)
21. Askeladd, The Viking Man (Vinland Saga)
22. Haida, The Shy Coworker (Aggrestuko)
23. Soos, The Tourist Trap Clerk (Gravity Falls)
24. Wario, The Business Glutton (Wario)
25. Sonja, The Young Strategist (Advance Wars)
26. Tanya Degurechaff, The Child Soldiers (Youjo Senki)
27. Leshawna, The Girl With 'Tude (Total Drama Island)
28. Kugisaki Nobara, The Spunky Sorceror (Jujutsu Kaisen)
29. Joseph Joestar, The Cheeky Warrior (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Battle Tendency)
30. Tiana, The Hard-Working Cook (Princess & The Frog)
31. Ryuko Matoi, The Angered Warrior (Kill La Kill)
32. Legoshi, The Gentle Wolf (Beastars)
33. Bugs Bunny, The Tired Trickster (Looney Tunes Show)
34. Michiru Kagemori, The Beast Teen (BNA: Brand New Animal)
-Part 1b:-
35. Soma Yukihira, The Confident Cook (Food Wars: Shokugeki no Soma)
36. Shego, The Teenage Villain (Kim Possible)
37. Tanjiro Kamado, The Demon Slayer (Demon Slayer)
38. Darkness, The Pain-Loving Crusader (Konosuba)
39. Luigi, The Scaredy Brother (Super Mario)
40. Azula, The Fiery Former Princess (Avatar: The Last Airbender)
41. Daisy, The Spunky Princess (Super Mario)
42. Judy Hopps, The Bunny Cop (Zootopia)
43. Iori Yagami, The Moody Bassist (King of Fighters)
44. Terry Bogard, The Street Fighter (Fatal Fury)
45. Sokka, The Boomerang Guy (Avatar: The Last Airbender)
46. Riku, The World-Travelling Hero (Kingdom Hearts)
47. Basil (of Baker Street), The Aloof Detective (The Great Mouse Detective)
48. Tobio Kageyama, The Aggressive Setter (Haikyuu!)
49. Tohru Oikawa, The Adaptive Setter (Haikyuu!)
50. Mai Shiranui, The Commited Ninja (Fatal Fury)
51. Kasumi Todoh, The Akido Expert (Art of Fighting)
52. Reg, The Robot Kid (Made in Abyss)
53. Pit, The Angel Warrior (Kid Icarus)
54. Albedo, The Succbus In Love (Overlord)
55. Mikasa Ackerman, The Attacking Scout (Attack on Titan)
56. Miko Kubota, The Tech Support Gamer (Glitch Techs)
57. Barker/Coachman, The Shady Donkey Trader (Pinocchio)
58. Rock, The Teen Rocker (Ridonculous Race)
59. B, The Silent Genius (Total Drama: Revenge of The Island)
60. Riley Freeman, The Abrasive Kid (The Boondocks)
61. Penny Proud, The Middle Schooler (The Proud Family)
62. Satori Tendo, The Spiteful Middle Blocker (Haikyuu!)
63. Sammy, The Nicer Twin (Total Drama: Pahkitew Island)
64. Daphne Blake, The Fashionista Investigator (Scooby Doo)
65. Owen, The Big Fun Guy (Total Drama Island)
66. Dawn, The Moon Girl (Total Drama: Revenge of The Island)
-Part 2a:-
67. Sol Badguy, The Gruff Fighter (Guilty Gear)
68. Falco Lombardi, The Space Pilots (Star Fox)
69. Pinstripe Potoroo, The Gangster Weasel (Crash Bandicoot)
70. Heavy Weapons Guy, The...Heavy Weapon Expert (Team Fortress 2)
71. Carmelita Fox, The Tough Cop (Sly Cooper)
72. Samus Aran, The Bounty Hunter (Metroid)
73. Kate Alen, The Popstar Racer (F-Zero)
74. Robyn, The Wolfwalker (Wolfwalkers)
75. Haohmaru, The World-Travelling Samurai (Samurai Shodown)
76. Snake, The Super Soldier (Metal Gear Solid)
77. Clover, The Valley Girl (Totally Spies)
78. Tifa Lockhart, The Bartending Fighter (Final Fantasy)
79. JFK, The Flirty Jock (Clone High)
80. Ochako Uraraka, The Floaty Gal (My Hero Academia)
81. Ram, The Witty Maid (Re:Zero)
82. Mystique Sonia, The Hero With A Hat (Hero 108)
83. Khun Aguero Agnes, The Case-Carrying Strategists (Tower of God)
84. Shulk, The Engineering Swordsman (Xenoblade)
85. Tron Bonne, The Tech Pirate (Megaman Legends)
86. Julia Chang, The Enviromentalist Fighter (Tekken)
87. Nicole Watterson, The Angry Mom (The Amazing World of Gumball)
88. Chloe Bourgeois, The Queen Bee (Miraculous Ladybug)
89. Reigen Arataka, The Self-Proclaimed Psychic (Mob Psycho 100)
90. Yumeko Jabami, The Compulsive Gambler (Kakegurui)
91. Joey Wheeler, The Third-Rate Duellist (Yu-Gi-Oh)
92. Squigly/Sienna Conticello, The Zombie Aristocrat (Skullgirls)
93. Cassie Cage, The Military Millenial (Mortal Kombat)
94. Sandy Cheeks, The Texan Squirrel (Spongebob)
95. Mr. Smee, The Bumbling Pirate (Peter Pan)
Everyone is here, ready to do some Total Drama in a very dense and also, very stupid season and this time, there's arcs and all of that good stuff in here!
