Total Drama: Ultimate Islands
Episode 1: The All-In-One Isles
Part 3: The Ultimate Islands! (Revised)
123 contestants.
4 pictures.
4 teams.
Honestly, you could use that these are the ultimate islands and you wouldn't really be wrong, but there's still a matter to settle of the pictures, the teams and all of the resort island to show.
Either way, there's still a metric ton's worth of drama in here and anyways, it's still happening!
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The wait was insane for most of the contestants, as they practically had to wait hours to even get on the island and the rest were just waiting for their spot to relax.
But there was one more thing in order for the host with the most.
"Listen, we need to take some pictures with each other!"
There was a ton of groans and a ton of glares towards the host, but he was practically used to them at this point in his Total Drama career and the dock was pretty strong.
Apparently.
Either way, the panaroma camera had to used, or else some of the contestants would straight up be cut out of the womens' and mens' photos.
Which worked out well, because the wooden dock that the contestants were now standing on were able to handle a whole lot of people still and the two solo gender photos were good.
The complete photo was...definitely a bit of a back-breaker, though, as some contestants were practically posing like idiots
"Er, it is not supposed to be shaking. The weight of the dock obviously can't handle 120 people." Tanya remarked. "But you tried anyways."
"Shut the fuck up, you're shorter than me!" Riley Freeman shouted.
"What-" Kate wanted to say something.
But then Chris intervened.
"Say Wananakwa!"
Everyone did their best smile, as they were clearly attempting to ensure that the picture was good and that they were in this thing...as Chris was on the other dock.
The picture got taken and the dock was still shaking, as these contestants were just running off the dock and...then they were all off.
"Huh, that was-"
Tanya just saw the dock make a hole in itself.
"-If you add any more people, actually get an improved dock."
"Huh, who are you talking to?" Soma asked, very confused.
Tanya just groaned.
"Honestly, let's
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After all of that mess, there was a whole camp and a half to introduce and the host wasn't wasting any time doing the introductions.
"Now let me show to the best camp in Total Drama history!"
"Ugh, finally, they have a good one!" Chloe complained, as she was seeing the very Canadian cabins that were going to house the four different teams.
These cabins were actually of decent quality, but then again, decent quality meant that they weren't run down and actually had a oak brown colour to them.
The lights were functional, the cupboards, the drawers and everything was made to accomdate 30 people each...or contestants, but it was still the same situation.
"Dang, where was all this in World Tour?" Leshawna asked.
"This just means that the challenges are probably more painful." Eva just didn't look too surprised.
"After all of the painful challenges, we can relax as a team!" Darkness just sounded...weird about these challenges.
"We've got some bug-free cabins for every team with good beds!"
The contestants that were looking in the cabins that were practically a hostel for 30 were impressed or just plain surprised that it wasn't some kind of ass.
"We've got the communal bathrooms for each gender! There's a lot of them, because there's a lot of contestants!" Chris announced, as the multiple bathroom buildings were situated next to each other. "No, you don't have to be Catholic."
Chloe and Clover just smiled, as they knew that things were good.
All of them being a shade of beige that made them stand out like it was no-one's business compared to the cabins.
And some of them were actually hosing some other people, but they were not coming out.
"God, this makes me want to go there." Sol Badguy remarked.
"Yeah, I bet there's actual toilet paper." Dante chuckled.
These two were laughing, as some other guys were slapping them on the back.
"Man, why are your jokes total ass?" Yuri said, despite being not that tall.
"...Good one." Sol just tapped her on the head, as the karate warrior didn't realised what she did.
"There's the mess hall and I do mean mess hall. Look at this marvel of awesomeness, the biggest one to date! It's where Chef and his crew are going to make some good eats!"
There was a lot of table, a lot of space and a lot of space of the counters, as the mess hall did not needed to be worked on, but it was definitely fitting that Canadian aesthetic.
"Man, I hope he's not lying!" Soma remarked, as the Total Drama contestants were giving him some weird looks. "Yeah, he's apparently on TV making good foods."
"...No-one wants to tell him?" Sandy asked, actually having seen the show.
Soma was just looking at the place like it was an actual restaurant and the other contestants didn't have the heart to tell him.
"Yeah, uh, this really does look like a camp restaurant!" Soma declared, loving the entire place.
"You'll be talking a whole different deal when you're in here!" Eva just shouted at him.
"...Okay."
"We've got the confessional where you can air some dirty laundry, tell the audience whatever strategies you're pulling, talk about love, dark thoughts and whatever else is on your mind!" Chris told the whole cast...
It was definitely a bunch of outhouses that were surprisingly seperated, mostly because there's a lot of contestants and there should be a lot of confessionals.
The outhouses did look terrible, but it wasn't a bathroom anyways.
*Azula's confessional*
The former Fire Nation princess did have some choice words.
"If anyone thinks that I'm going to get let Sokka win, it looks like you don't know me. He's part of a team that sent me down, but he's alone right...so that should be easy."
*Sokka's confessional*
The boomerang teen from the Southern Water Tribe was just showing off his own boomerang.
"I doubt that Azula does think that I'm here for a long time, but I'll be here to prove that wrong, okay. I'll make an awesome team, be an awesome leader and do some awesome stuff with my team!" Sokka proclaimed, as he relaxed on the toilet.
*Giovanni's confessional*
He looked a little bit worse for wear, as he smoked up the confessional before.
"I'm starting to think that putting people who already hate on the each other isn't going to help." Giovanni said with a smug grin. "Because they're not loyal to winning a lot!"
*Confessional cut*
With all three confessionals done, the next part was practically the most important to the show, as the elimination place was too big for only one person...or even the standard set of twelve teams.
It was made for this season and the energy coming off it was ridiculous, as the fire was a bit bigger and there were more campfire seats.
That was about it.
"And finally, we've got the big elimination campfire, where the losing teams have to vote off someone because they lost...obviously!"
There was a weird look coming from all corners of the crowds, as the tension felt like a thick steak and the already established tension between some of the players just threw some eyes towards each other.
"That's right, the losing teams have to vote some people off!"
A lot of the contestants were plainly shocked by the fact that there was probably more than two teams.
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And there it was, how the four teams would be made.
"And finally, here's why I said that!"
There was actually a special area for forming these crazy big teams, as there was four different mats and the roofed wooden area that housed each massive team.
Mostly because four makes sense.
"We've got four teams now because of this crazy cast of characters, contestants and cool people!"
The massive cast of contestants were just wondering how the teams were even going to be organised, considering that there was a ton of them to be done.
"Damn, this is going to be painful." Hank Hill remarked.
"And the teams of twenty-something are going to be massive enough to make all sorts of alliance, deals and the obvious stuff!"
There was a whole lot of...dead air, as Chris finally shut them up and the contestants were really feeling the pressure of the drama.
"I literally can't organise everyone into teams, because these challenges don't just come out of nowhere."
The sighs were audible and the relief was potent.
"But I can put in six people in each team, because I'm ready to drop my wisdom into the show. You know right?"
And Chris made it disappear like it wasn't that big deal, as a good chunk of the contestants were sure of Chris being able to make some...conflicting team choices.
"Aw shit, this is bad." Sol remarked.
There was going to be some of that Total Drama originality in here, with some of the contestants.
"Azula, Pinstripe, Squirrel Girl, Mai, Tifa, Owen, Legoshi, Satori Tendo and Panchito are...
These six were more than ready to prove that they were...a team that existed, as there was a few other dirty looks thrown towards them.
"...part of the red team!"
"Okay, we're just chilling on the same team?!" Panchito shouted, as Owen high-fived him.
"Yeah, that's Total Drama for ya." Tifa said, showing her reasearch.
These nine were on the red mat.
"Giovanni, Wario, Tomo, Sandy, Riku, Nobara, Michiru and Kageyama are...
These guys were looking very happy to team up, as three of them liked each other's vibe, Kageyama was happy to do some rivalry-stocking and Sandy was just there.
"...part of the yellow team!"
"Heck yeah, we are!" Giovanni yelled.
"We've got no name yet, though." Riku stated, ready to bring some awkward situation.
"Does it matter. This team already kicks ass!" Nobara shouted.
"Sonja, Ram, Ochako Uraraka, Robyn, Kate, Tiana, Bugs & Samus..."
These six were more than happy to be the ladies' team, as they were not very scared of what was about to happen...besides Uraraka, who was feeling some serious pressure.
"...are part of the green team!"
"Damn, these five are so powerful." Uraraka said. "Even the girl with a bow?"
"You're apparently a witch. What are you scared of?" Robyn asked the Japanese girl.
"...Stuff?"
" and finally, Sokka, Tails, Oikawa, Nicole, Kasumi, Joseph, Smee, and Lowain..."
Nicole and Kasumi were just looking at each other like they were about to be cursed with some infliction.
"Okay, why are we chosen for the blue team?" Smee asked.
"Because we are!" Joseph answered sarcastically.
"...part of the blue team."
"Kageyama, just you, wait and see!" Oikawa shouted and Sokka was about to shout something.
He did.
"Come on, mister volleyball, I've got a sword and my trusty boomerang! You've got a volleyball, which I didn't forget."
"Seriously, we're on the same team. I don't mind not being the leader." Oikawa just shrugged.
"Look, I didn't organise everyone into teams, but that's for you to decide because I'm working on these awesome challenges right now!"
There was definitely a lot weird tension to the area, as there was definitely six of them in each team like it wasn't a big deal and the teams were partiall set by the host.
"See ya when you guys are done with the team thing! By the way, both teams much have an equal amount of dudes and ladies and..."
Sokka and Oikawa were just looking smugly at each other.
"...the people within the team can reject your position!"
Chris just left the place with an incredibly confident look and the other...88 contestants were going to have choose themselves and there was definitely a quiet period.
And the red team actually noticed.
"This is going to be some kind of bum rush or what?" Pinstripe asked.
"Honestly, it's more of an or what." Tifa said. "I get the feeling that some people will quickly choose and others won't, because of the personalities on each team."
"Yeah, that's not that insightful, lady." Pinstripe remarked.
"I know, but I feel like you forgot." Tifa remarked.
'
And for lack of a better words, things started off on a very bad note with some of the people that were trying to come into the unnamed blue team, as Sokka didn't look too sure about some of them.
"Hey, Sokka, maybe we should let some of these players in." Lowain stated.
"I dunno, it looks like they could be trouble." Sokka said.
"How, though?!" Arle shouted. "It doesn't make a lot of sense!"
"Just a hunch." Sokka stated, as a few other people were standing behind him. "I'm good with hunches."
Arle, Daphne, Albedo (who was looking angrily at everyone), Hsien-Ko and Raven were somehow added to the team.
"Hey, hey, maybe your hunches might be wrong this time." Oikawa said, more than willing to accept some guys into the group.
"They're not wrong that often."
Cassie Cage slapped him on the head, as she joined the team.
"This is Total Drama, not the end of a hundred-year war, I can see what you're doing."
"Okay, okay." Sokka said, just putting up the okay sign.
The twelve-strong blue team were now seventeen-strong with the addition of Johnny Bravo, Reigen, Reg, Joey and Bayonetta and this team was already pretty solid.
Despite Sokka and Oikawa being slapped by Reigen for taking a look at the tall witch.
"Seriously, if you're looking at her, you won't be as good as her." Reigen told them. "Also, she is sexy!"
"I don't really need to be told that by three entirely different people, I already know it myself!" Bayonetta just looked at the three of them with confidence.
"Yeah, that's fine!" Reigen remarked.
Joey was trying to not take a look at her for Mai, but he looked anyways and things got awkward.
"I don't know why you're staring at me like you've never seen tall women before!" Bayonetta shouted.
"Er, er, I have a girlfriend!" Joey declared.
*Joey's confessional*
The blonde-haired Duellist were not that sure.
"Mai, she looked at me and I didn't look at her!" Joey said.
*Confessional cut*
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The red team were sure that they were attracting villains by sheer accident, as Yumeko, Shulk, Dante and Sol were sure there was some kind of weird energy that a certain ninja brung to the team.
"Yo, what's up, Storm Shadow!" Dante remarked.
"Hey!" Sol said.
Storm Shadow didn't even dignify them with a response.
"You're seriously not going to talk?" Dante said.
"Do I need to talk?" Storm Shadow told them...with the anger of the sun.
"No?" Shulk was as unsure of most of the guys.
"Then that is my response." Storm Shadow said.
The ninja basically made the team silent with few words and Iori joining the whole shebang didn't help with his glares towards a certain member of the unnamed yellow team.
"Kyo, you're ready to get eliminated!" Iori yelled loudly.
"You first!"
However, Lynn Loud, Panchito, Kristoff and Tron Bonne were bringing the good energy back to the team.
"Hey, welcome to the team! We've got big moves, big powers and big kicks!" Mai shouted.
"We will be as strong as a Fire Nation naval vessel. Just so, you know." Azula said.
"AKA a big ship!" Harley Quinn just clarified for the guys and one gal.
These four got quite the introduction, sure of something.
"If we're like a big ship, I don't think we can be stopped!" Kristoff shouted.
"Well, I think she meant like a crew." Sol also joined the team stoically. "Besides, there's a whole bunch of strong people."
"Uhh, we're pretty strong and manly!" Muscle Man was just flexing his lack of muscle.
"So we're a strong bunch!" Kristoff declared.
Lynn Loud wasn't exactly sure why Pepper Ann, Carmelita and Tron Bonne were hanging out together, even if Carmelita definitely put herself at an arms distance from the other two.
"Hey, how does it feel to be on the same team?" Lynn asked. "Wearing the colours."
"I don't mind not wearing the colours, but this team isn't super great." Pepper Ann could feel the antagonism. "Luckily, I have you guys."
"Honestly, we're still all part of the crew, so there's no complaining." Tron Bonne shouted.
"Shouldn't we complain if the crew has some serious animosity between each other?" Carmelita asked, still not understanding the children.
"No, because they're complaining!" Lynn declared.
"Yeah, because we could come together and talk things out." Pepper answered with confidence.
Carmelita just looked at them.
"Good enough!" Tron Bonne shouted.
*Carmelita's confessional*
The Interpol agent was sure that they weren't doing this as a dig.
"I doubt that three children would get the feeling of having a team grind to halt because of a lack of co-operation." Carmelita said. "Still surprised that they both knew the word animosity, though."
*Confessional cut*
While that conversation was happening, Sugar just wanted to join the winning side, Fred Flintstone just glared at Hank, Rock was just there and Clover couldn't not vibe with red.
"Wow, this is...definitely a team, alright." Clover noticed the weird vibe. "There's just two hot guys in here, maybe three."
"I don't know what you're talking about." Rock said happily. "My guitar solos are pretty hot!"
"No, I mean-"
JFK walked onto the team and Clover looked at his fine abs. His well-defined and , cheese grating abs, but Clover kinda got lost in them.
"Please, raise your jaw off the floor. If you've got the right people, you can make anyone lose their spirit, remember their defeat for all of time and question their purpose!" Azula said, raising a few eyebrows. "As a team."
"Yeah, sounding major suspect right now!" Clover shouted.
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As for the unnamed yellow team, they were definitely in the vibe for the most chaotic team in the game at the current moment, as while there was a few contestants that could be described as table.
The rest were definitely not that to say the least.
"Yo, we're all chilling on the same team and two of us are gamers! This is going to be so hype, it won't even register!" Miko yelled.
"Guys, guys, I'm sure that we're all hype, but we still need to calm down for a bit." Kipo just wanted to say.
"Hey, dudes! What's up with all of you?" Terry Bogard stated.
"Nothing too bad. We're having a good team in here with some good people!" Giovanni shouted, as Kipo was trying to wave to him.
"Oh, that's pretty cool." Terry said.
"Yeah, I know, right?"
With 21 of the contestants already selected because of the sheer charisma of an angel warrior, a gamer, some pink-haired guy, the still unnamed yellow team was on a good streak.
Even if a few people did want to hear what Kipo had in mind.
"Guys, guys, we're still a team at the end, so we should do some teamwork to be hype!" Kipo told the two skeletons.
"That is awesome, half-monster human!" Papyrus shouted. "Let the great Papyrus to do the teamworking with these great people!"
"Please, do not call her half-monster. She is apparently a half-mute, which I should judge." Sir Daniel mumbled, honestly.
"I still don't know where you lower jaw is, but I'm hoping it's somewhere, because you don't sound like a bad person." Kipo stated, as Sir Daniel looked more than surprised.
"Yeah, you speak like a fine skeleton! I bet you're very cool!" Papyrus said.
"Not really." Sir Daniel didn't sound too confident.
Shego, Sakura and Soma were in the same general area, but that was about it for having the same thing, as the conversation was something.
"So, what do you for a living?" Sakura asked.
"Oh, I study the cooking arts at Totsuki. Doing some crazy things and cooking up some great recipes!" Soma said, very casually.
"Isn't that like a fine arts school or something?" Sakura said.
"Yeah, but my cooking is just really good and I want it to be more than really good!" Soma said with enthusiasm.
"Why do I care that much about your cooking?" Shego interrupted the conversation.
"Because I'm going to beat my dad with my cooking and you're going to enjoy some of my food here!" Soma declared, as the green superpowered teen powered her hands up. "Nice hands, though."
"...Urgh, I'm outta this conversation." Shego got up.
Gloria and Judy were just trying to get each other's eye-level, Deadpool was just chilling with Terry Bogard and Kyo was being pulled back by two different people.
"Ugh, reminder why I'm pulling this guy back?" Kageyama asked. "I thought this was a volleyball camp."
"Because they're apparently going to do some crazy stuff if they fight. I just have that bad feeling, though." Riku definitely managed to throw Kyo.
Before he got caught by Genos.
"...What the fuck kind of team am I in?" Kyo realised.
"I do not know at this moment, but you cannot back out of any team." Genos told him, as Kyo groaned. "Do not worry, for we can work together."
"...That checks out." Kyo just groaned.
Though it was a somewhat chaotic team of 23 that was mostly randomly picked with the most of them having a butt ton of enthusiasm and good vibes...but it wasn't the only messy team.
The unnamed green team had an enviromental theme going on, but that was only with some of the contestants and one of them was unimpressed.
"Hey, we like the forest-" Robyn just wanted say something to Aisling.
"-Not another world!" Aisling shouted.
Some of the team members noticed that the team wasn't that cohesive, but it that it had two things.
"From one dude to another, these ladies aren't to be messed with!" Jude shouted.
"I don't know, it could be tough to deal with them. But we're still on the same team, so we shouldn't mess with them anyways." Spike agreed.
"Yeah. I know some strong ladies back home and I think all of them should be strong." Tanjiro remarked, trying to calm himself down from Spike's arrival.
"Same thing here. Back at Ponyville, there's a lot of them that I'm good friends with." Spike stated.
"...My mall dudettes?" Jude remarked.
And others just didn't care that much.
"You know, I appreciate that you care about the enviroment so much." Julia said. "Some people say that we can just grow back the trees."
"That's honestly insane, the Amazon isn't just going to grow itself back!" Hayley said.
"I know, really?"
"That's insane."
Despite all of that, the original six that got picked by Chris for the still unnamed green team were sure of something important and cool.
"I think we're playing a honest game! I just hope that we don't do dirty moves." Uraraka was nervous, sure that she could get kicked out of U.A.
"I know we won't. We've got a killer team, even if may not seem like it at first." Kate said, looking at the now 24-strong team. "Seriously, some people just want to win dishonestly for money that will spend itself out of existence."
"You're talking two million dollars, I doubt it's going to be spent that fast." Samus stated. "On what even?"
"...You know, stuff?" Uraraka said.
'
Despite the time elapsing 15 minutes, none of the teams were complete with only one or two spots to filll and the seven or so that remained were definitely not the best of players.
Except Khun, who was definitely standing near the blue team's mat.
"Give me a good reason why you should be in this team." Tails just wanted the white-haired guy to prove something.
"Look, it's not like that I couldn't go onto the other teams, which I could, but I just think that this team would be the best team for me to use my strategies in. Besides that, blue's in my hair." Khun answered pretty casually.
"You're in!" Tails shouted.
"Come on, there's enough good-looking strategists on this team!" Sokka complained, as Khun came up to him.
"One more wouldn't hurt, right?" Khun answered.
Eva and Leshawna were just giving each other dirty looks.
"Honestly, I don't give respect to traitors." Eva remarked. "But that was years ago."
"I know, but I'm still not in the mood to deal with this team." Leshawna fired back.
(Blue Team):
Sokka, Tails, Lowain, Oikawa, Nicole, Kasumi Todoh...
Cassie, Raven, Albedo, Daphne, Hsien-Ko and Arle...
Johnny Bravo, Bayonetta, Reg, Reigen Arataka, Joey Wheeler...
Noel, Eva, Falco, Askeladd, Connor...
Amelia, Leshawna, The Heavy, Squigly & Khun!
*Tails' confessional*
The fox wasn't that surprised that things ended up in a terrible place with some of the teammates.
"Look, I know that some of them are not the best choices, but they are definitely better choices than the ones that were left."
*Confessional cut*
"Okay, we should avoid trying to get the old guy, because I feel like he has some kind of curse." Tanjiro said, sniffing something out. "I can smell it."
"Damn, you're a weirdo! Besides, the team's full!" Haohmaru just slapped him on the back. "This Snake guy's here."
"Oh, that guy with the weapons." Tanjiro was just happy to see the guy. "He seems like a good guy."
"No doubt about it!" Haohmaru exclaimed, as Snake was basically welcomed into the team.
Really loudly.
"Snake, welcome to the team with the green in it!" Yuri shouted. "We promised to be a kick-ass team that pulls together everone!"
"Calm down, we just started teaming up." Snake told Yuri, who stopped shouting.
(Green Team):
Sonja, Ram, Samus, Uraraka, Robyn, Kate...
Penny Proud, Riley, Scott P., Jude, Soos, Snufkin...
Yuri, Mystique Sonia, Piccolo, B, Aisling, Donkey Kong...
Daisy, Luigi, Spike, Julia, Hayley...
Tanya, Tanjiro, Samurai Jack, Haohmaru & Snake!
*Uraraka's confessional*
She looked confident.
"I just hope that we're the team that plays fair, not really dirty...but fair! I'd hate to be in that kind of situation."
*Confessional cut*
There was two teams left and only four different people left and the four of them were just giving off wildly different energies with their presence.
Haida was trying to be tough in the presence of the coachman, but that smile definitely dampened things quite a bit.
Basil was trying to determine which team that he could be good in and Tiny Tina knew that she had to do one thing.
"Oh, what do you plan to do?" Basil asked Tina, who was just ready to do some mouse-carrying. "Is that it?"
Tina just carried Haida into the yellow team, away from the detective mouse and the coachman's tense looks.
"Thanks for...the carrying thing? Besides that, how the hell are those two going to get along?" Haida asked.
"It's Total Drama, so probably through some challenge." Tina said. "I'm glad we're bringing in...da bombs!"
"That's real cringe, though!" Miko yelled at Tina, who just laughed.
The Crafty Crows (Yellow/Gold Team):
Wario, Giovanni, Tomo, Sandy, Tobio Kageyama, Riku...
Kyo K., Terry Bogard, Darkness, Pit, Gloria, Judy...
Deadpool, Soma, Genos, Papyrus, Sir Daniel, Gum...
Miko, Kipo, Sakura, Shego, Mikasa...
Chloe, Lord Hater, Rapunzel, Tiny Tina & Haida!
*Sandy's confessional*
The squirrel looked at the team optimistically.
"While I don't think there's anyone else that is super smart, I think we've got a good team with a whole bunch of skills combined together." Sandy proclaimed.
*Confessional cut*
And Azula sighed, as she realised that she was going to have to deal with the fact that there was going to be some serious presence on her team.
"Okay, guys, we're definitely going to have to deal with each other." Tifa said, noticing all of the glares. "Some of us want to be on another team moreso than others, but we can't just kick each other?"
"Please, the tension on this team got much worse with those two being in here together. We should swap, but the host's arrived."
"I feel your pain. I can't imagine the kind of criminality that this senior would bring to the group." Basil remarked. "Do you even know who he is?"
"Says the mouse that simply refused to get onto any team and would rather read his book?" Coachman fired back.
Tifa looked a little bit confused, as Coachman and Basil were both confused.
"Nice teams, guys!"
Azula and Tifa both knew that they were in for a rough one, though in very different ways.
(Red Team):
Azula, Pinstripe Potoroo, Squirrel Girl, Mai, Tifa, Panchito...
Shulk, Harley Quinn, Yumeko, Lynn Loud, Storm Shadow, Iori...
Pepper Ann, Panchito, Kristoff, Carmelita, Tron Bonne, Sol...
Muscle Man, Sugar, Clover, Fred, JFK...
Rock, Gintoki, Hank, Coachman & Basil!
*Azula's confessional*
The Fire Nation princess looked displased.
"Please, it's not like that Tifa lady is going to stop me from heading the team in the direction of winning challenges. With my own group, of course, because sometimes you just have to play the game of sending someone to their prison." Azula had a pretty damn evil smile.
*Confessional cut*
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And Chris was back and loving how the still unnamed red team was just practically half in shambles and the other half was trying to unshamble them.
"I'm back from doing my thing and you contestants have picked some awesome choices!"
"Whoa, whoa, what thing?" Fred asked skeptically.
"The obvious thing, though!" Sammy said.
"Challenge set-up, because I'm the host."
"Sure?" Tendou asked.
Gintoki and Hank skeptically nodded, as they were sure that this guy didn't do that.
"I've come up with some quality team names, as usual!"
Sugar was just raising an eyebrow at that, as she was slapped by Tron Bonne for no apparent reason...as did Sammy for being behind her.
"And I bet you're going to like them!"
Every single player that was in the game didn't look too impressed, as the host felt the dead air.
"Woo!" Owen shouted.
"Uh, nice?" Joseph said.
"Red team, you're the Rugged Rhinos, toughing it through every obstacle and team issue!"
"Well, that's fitting for our team." Kristoff commented, which just got Azula's ire. "What, it's true!"
"Doesn't mean you have to say it!" Clover complained.
"But it's true, though." Legoshi just ducked under the fire of Azula.
"Yellow team, you guys are the Crafty Crows, using every one of your skills to get through!"
There was a bit of a mixed reaction, but one guy was happy.
"Nice name!" Kageyama had to shout, coming from a teams with a crow symbolism. "Good one!"
"Come on, it's just
"Green team, you guys are the Daring Deer, looking beautiful, being gentle and not scared to take on any animal!"
"That's just true, dude." Jude had to say that, as the rest of the team were looking at him. "Deer really do crazy stuff."
"Blue team, last and not least, you guys are the Striking Swordfishes, bringing on some serious attacks and stinging moves!"
"Nice, it really does suit us!" Oikawa remarked with a smile, which got a slap from Arle. "What's wrong with the name?"
"I don't really sting!" Arle told him angrily.
"How that's for team names?"
"Damn, those are the coolest so far!" Sokka shouted.
"I kinda like how it accidentally suits every team." Samus remarked.
"Yeah, we'll be taking all of our skills together to own you other teams!" Kipo shouted.
"I apperciate that it's accurate, but did you have to say that?" Carmelita asked, not feeling the host's sass.
There was a lot of talk happening and a lot of questions that needed answers with some raised hands.
"Good, then you guys are going to enjoy Chef's food!"
"Okay." Rock stated. "Uh, we just spent a whole bunch of time making teams and I think the food is going to be..." he mimicked a missed note.
"Come on, Chef's got a crew now to keep up with this cast. This food is going to hit different...after the break!"
"...What?" Pit and Deadpool said at the same time, as the camera turned to black.
"Yeah, I doubt it." Leshawna stated, having experience in the show's cuisine.
And that was it.
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To be continued in Part 4, where the introductions are finally over and the madness subsides in Chef's cafeteria of bad foods and a few more cooks for the massive cast.
And also, the first challenge might be introduced the next chapter and the first episode definitely ends in the next part.
Either way, here's the teams:
The Rugged Rhinos (Red Team):
Azula, Pinstripe Potoroo, Squirrel Girl, Mai, Tifa, Panchito...
Shulk, Harley Quinn, Yumeko, Lynn Loud, Storm Shadow, Iori...
Pepper Ann, Panchito, Kristoff, Carmelita, Tron Bonne, Sol...
Muscle Man, Sugar, Clover, Fred, JFK...
Rock, Gintoki, Hank, Dante, Coachman & Basil!
(Satori Tendou, Owen, Legoshi & Sammy)
The Crafty Crows (Yellow/Gold Team):
Wario, Giovanni, Tomo, Sandy, Tobio Kageyama, Riku...
Kyo K., Terry Bogard, Darkness, Pit, Gloria, Judy...
Deadpool, Soma, Genos, Papyrus, Sir Daniel, Gum...
Miko, Kipo, Sakura, Shego, Mikasa...
Chloe, Lord Hater, Rapunzel, Tiny Tina & Haida!
(Michiru, Dawn & Kugasaki Nobara)
The Daring Deer (Green Team):
Sonja, Ram, Samus, Uraraka, Robyn, Kate...
Penny Proud, Riley, Scott P., Jude, Soos, Snufkin...
Yuri, Mystique Sonia, Piccolo, B, Aisling, Donkey Kong...
Daisy, Luigi, Spike, Julia, Hayley...
Tanya, Tanjiro, Samurai Jack, Haohmaru & Snake!
(Tiana & Bugs Bunny)
The Striking Swordfish (Blue Team):
Sokka, Tails, Lowain, Oikawa, Nicole, Kasumi Todoh...
Cassie, Raven, Albedo, Daphne, Hsien-Ko and Arle...
Johnny Bravo, Bayonetta, Reg, Reigen Arataka, Joey Wheeler, Min Min...
Noel, Eva, Falco, Askeladd, Connor...
Amelia, Leshawna, The Heavy, Squigly & Khun!
(Ryuko, Mr. Smee & Joseph Joestar)
