Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!
The First Bonus Chapter

These things are going to be in between mosts episode from now, considering that I can't output Total Drama: Ultimate Islands content every day until I die.

With that being said, I changed the title to something that's infinitely more fitting and while it's still Total Drama: Crossed Islands in my heart, that's just something that I can do.

Who knows, Chris doesn't care about the interns and staff, but I'm built different, so I do care about them!


The staff are a group of random people that usually keep Total Drama running, as there's a lot of moving parts in any show, even moreso in an ordinary Total Drama season.

With the dimension-crossing and the 116 contestant things, there needed to be people that could handle both of those two.

These two could do it technically, but one of them was Rick and the other was infinitely more interested in trying to find Spider-people than...basically doing nothing.

In some random shack on the island.

"There's just jack shit going on in other dimensions! Everyone's just waiting for actual shit to happen in the first challenge." Rick was definitely drunk...again.

"What, you don't like multi-dimension reality shows? Seriously, thanks for making it possible for peopel from other dimensions to be stable here." Olivia was also very bored. "But what else are you going to do when you're a wanted criminal."

"I can fucking *urp* relate!" Rick shouted. "Wanted in a whole bunch of dimensions that I can't really remember."

"...You know, I don't really care. I just want to do some random science stuff and now I'm stuck on a Total Drama season, which should be awesome!"

"Yeah, that sounds boring." Rick looked too tired to give a shirt.

Consider that there was nothing much happening in this dimension, these two were actually bored.

"I'm pretty sure that our technology made this possible and somehow made Chris way too much money to give a shit." Rick was back to the drink, saying it so casually. "Which is fine."

"I just want to get paid." Olivia asked. "I'm going to shake Chris down, if I have to."

"Listen, you know what fucking show we're on." Rick said, as Olivia just clenched her fists. "Getting more than jack shit is impressive."

A big guy came in with a hard knock.

Chef Hatchet just came in, not sure what he was going to say to these two that were practically useless here.

"I dunno what's going with you two, just keep on being here!" Chef Hatchet shouted. "Seriously, I don't know what happened to Chris, but I like it."

The two scientists were unimpressed, as Chef just grumbled.

"Yeah, you gonna get paid!"

Chef came out just as forcefully as he came in.


To be continued in Episode 2 with the one crazy challenge with there being a lot of tokens and quite a few eliminations.

Well, six of them to be exact.

Yes, Rick (from Rick & Morty, no shit) and Olivia Octavius (from Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse, which is good) are a duo of sorts in dimensional travel or something.

There could be a crisis, anyways.