Total Drama: Ultimate Islands
Episode 1: The All-In-One Isles
Part 5: The First Challenge (Revised)
What's going to be up with the 30th member of each team and more importantly, this is technically an late April Fools thing, but it's also very serious at the same time.
So, yeah, let's see 'em.
Kipo and Michiru were the most similar and unsurprisingly, they were also the ones that talked the most to each other with Mikasa being there to check things out...but the two mutated ladies were having a chuckle.
"You two are definitely something to behold." Mikasa had a smile on her face. "I think you two can definitely go far in the competition."
"I dunno, this show brings swerves into every single day of being here and the alliances are crazy powerful. But our whole team's strong, right?" Michiru asked, as Kipo was sweating a bit.
"Uh, no?" Kipo asked.
Soma was doing his own thing from the upstairs cabin, as he ran down to the door.
"Yo, welcome to the Crows! We've got good players, okay players and maybe some bad players, but we're still players on the same team!" Soma shouted, as Mikasa was stunned.
"Thanks for the squid, you really suck." Kageyama grumbled. "Sorry, new lady, this guy think he's the coolest cook!"
"Is it always like this?" Michiru just felt the energy.
"We barely know each other, so it's like a first judgement." Kageyama complained, as the volleyball player still had the taste of squid with peanut butter.
"Yeah, he's cool. You want some of my squid with peanut butter?" Soma asked the three of them.
Mikasa out of reflex just slapped him hard, as Kipo and Michiru was just curious about the squid and Gum just glared at him.
"Hey, whoa, whoa, you can't just serve that." Gum said. "That's horrible."
"Yeah, I know. But it's not like anyone else is going to eat it-" Soma then realised that the last one was gone. "-never mind, my name's Soma."
"Hello, guys, my name is Michiru! I'm just happy to be here." Michiru said. "Wait, are those skeletons alive?!"
Papyrus and Sir Daniel were just high-fiving, having learned the thing during their time trying to figure what the heck was going on in the campgrounds.
"Seriously, that's pretty dang nice. I'd rather deal with you than mayor princess." Gum remarked, as Chloe just straight up offended.
"Hey, all I'm saying that you're not as cool as me." Chloe remarked, whipping her hair. "And also, also, she's just a tanuki lady."
"Yeah, that's cool." Gum stated, as Michiru was just unsure of why Chloe was mad. "Listen, you better step up or else."
"Alright, alright, I will, I was once a superhero."
"Jeez, you two, we've gotta better things to do than argue about who's the coolest?" Sandy asked. "Michiru, what are you doing?"
There was definitely a howl coming through, as there was another howl that was coming from the Rhinos' cabin and it somehow made the beast(wo)man howl.
"Howling from some guy." Michiru said. "Damn it, Legoshi!"
"Eh, let's worry about them later! Tonight, we do something cool!" Giovanni yelled, as there was a lot of team shenanigans. "We're villains and you're the minions to me."
"...Okay, we're not bad guys, we're just guys in here!" Tomo exclaimed.
The energy of the Crows was actually good.
*Michiru's confessional*
She looked like she was ready to hang out.
"Total Drama's one of the craziest reality shows out there and I've seen some stuff, but I'm representing beastmen everywhere...which is going to be hard to do, but being myself should be good respresentation."
*Riku's confessional*
The white-haired Keyblade wielder had a neutral face.
"I'm not going to lie, she's probably a really good teammate." Riku said. "I might be wrong, but she might be like Sora."
*Confessional cut*
Legoshi really felt the fact that there was a ridiculous amount of tension...as the cabin was just going through the tension that happens a lot...indicated by the howl.
"I don't know if this team is solid or not. Everyone's kinda in a bad mood." Legoshi said, as Mai was reading something and Azula took it.
"We're a weird team, if those words mean anything." Azula put on her best honest smile, as she said that. "Our combined strengths and my firebending powers will be a factor for ruling the competition, taking down everyone else like a ship."
"This isn't that big of a deal." Legoshi told Azula. "We're an ship team or something."
"Pretty much and an air-tight one at that." Azula was probably lying through her teeth, as...something was thrown. "Things get thrown."
"They don't get thrown like that?!" Mai just saw a plate break, as Panchito was looking side-to-side. "Panchito."
"Er, someone wanted to prove something with this plate throwing." Panchito asked. "Pinstripe, you win this one!"
"Yeah, take it and leave it." Pinstripe proclaimed, as Legoshi raised an eyebrow. "Oh yeah, you're that Legoshi guy."
"Hey, I'm guessing you two are Pinstripe and Panchito. Sorry, I'm getting used to being here." Legoshi said, referring to the potoroo and the rooster.
"Yeah, this is one wack team." Panchito remarked, getting a little too close to Pinstripe. "Those two are causing some seriously bad energy, weasel man."
"...Please don't mention it, hermano." Pinstripe mocked Panchito.
Legoshi was just...understanding it less and less, as he was getting invited to the boys' part of the team and getting in all of the weird dynamics.
"That's good, but what do you mean by those two?" Legoshi asked, as he saw the old man for the first time. "...I'm guessing he's one of them."
Pinstripe and Panchito were both not willing to answer that, as the tall wolf already felt the weird energy around the Coachman.
"Hey, you don't seem wise." Legoshi remarked.
"Yeah, you should know that I am. I'm sure that we'll be good teammates in this game." Coachman said with a smug smirk. "Besides I think you can keep up with me."
"...What-"
"Well, I meant strategy-wise. I'm not that strong compared to you."
"Thank you! I hope that I can do that."
Basil was just rolling his own eyes at the slightly off interaction, as Pinstripe and Panchito were just both bothered by him.
"What's wrong with introducing him to the old guy?" Panchito asked.
"Honestly, I don't have any evidence, but I have a bad feeling about his unspeakable nature." Basil said with a sneer.
"Once the first challenge is over, we can judge him or something."
"And I bet it is the 'or something' part." Pinstripe threw a smug grin towards the mouse detective, who scoffed at him. "Geez, you two don't have a history."
"Can you please let me get back to reading my book? I was in the middle of something." Basil stated, as the rooster and the potoroo just walked away.
*Legoshi's confessional*
"This is...definitely a good team, sorta." He said without much confidence."What's with the mouse detective guy and the old furless animal? They're probably not having a good time."
*Confessional cut*
Bugs, Snake and Samus were definitely a dream roster type of team and they were all on the same show, but they weren't even sure why.
The real question is how he was going to intergrate with the rest of the Deers, who was in the middle of some random dispute and random was right.
"I gotta say, you two look like you do crazy things for a job." Bugs remarked.
"Yeah, that's more of a thing that I can't talk about." Snake just said it with some gruffness.
"I've got a lot of long stories, unlike the super-soldier!"
"Yeah, I'd rather not do that. We're here to introduce the newcomer onto the team." Snake said, as Bugs was raising an eyebrow. "Sorry, there's an person on our team who's...being divisive."
"Yeah, I've got experience dealing with people like that." Bugs said.
"I'm more of a lone player anyways." Samus remarked. "I hope you're ready to deal with a teenager."
"...Dang, I'm babysitting!" Bugs looked more than ready for it.
*Bugs Bunny's confessional*
The bunny looked tired.
"I know it's kinda weird that I'm going onto this show, but Daffy wants some money to fix a pool. I'm pretty sure I don't care about his pool, but this team ain't that much better!" Bugs complained.
*Confessional cut*
These three were sure that they were getting into a cabin situation, as they were all expecting some kind of oppressive atmosphere or something like that.
But it wasn't that oppressive, as Tanya looked angry and Yuri looked like she was ready to throw down.
"We kept this wild child in bed." Yuri declared, as the blonde child soldier groaned. "Tanya's down!"
"We met half a day ago." Tanya said. "At this point, taking over the team would only make things worse."
"Yeah, that's what she said!"
"I said the truth, what else do you want?"
The three that were coming in were dumbfounded at how Yuri handled it.
*Samus' confessional*
The bounty hunter just sighed.
"I'd never thought that it would be this weird of a situation, but we barely met anyways." Samus said. "Let's hope that Yuri doesn't go crazy."
*Yuri's confessional*
"It feels good to make someone go down a bit!" Yuri shouted. "The first challenge isn't ready for me!"
*Confessional cut*
Ryuko was really got more than prepared to meet the rest of the new and oldcomers alike, as there might have some cool moves and even cooler attitudes in the whole darn team.
Sokka was more than used to the chaos within the team and Khun tried to adapt to that, but...
"Goddamn, this is definitely the strangest team out there." Ryuko said with a smile. "Mako'd fit right in here."
"No doubt about it. It's chill, but weird." Sokka said with a side eye. "We're a good team!"
"...Uh, I wasn't even insulting you." Ryuko remarked with some gruffness. "Most of these guys look like normal people."
"Dude, that's the beauty of this team, we're all chilling, we're skilling up and we're all motivated to not be bummed out." Lowain declared, stepping up for the team. "Okay, dude-ette."
"Lowain, I don't think she will understand what you just said." Khun said with some condescension.
"Hey-"
"Don't worry, I got it. I'll make sure that I won't hold you guys back." Ryuko told the three of them, before seeing a certain yellow fox.
Tails was in the middle of working on something pretty cool, but...
"Must be some kind of heal weapon." Heavy said.
"That's kinda close." Tails answered the Heavy, who was in a happy mood.
"Uh, maybe it's a healing love...thingy thing?" Daphne asked. "Never mind."
"Yeah, that's not close."
"Some kind of monster to make sure that we're kicking butt." Joey Wheeler exclaimed, doing an uppercut into the air.
"How are you guys getting farther? It's something that can heal!" Tails shouted at the three of them. "Total Drama's...something else."
"Yeah, I know. They let a lot of talking animals on board." Ryuko remarked, coming up to Tails.
The fox got stunned by the apperance of the black-haired student.
"Hey, I may be an talking animal, but we're just as cool as anyone else, Ryuko Matoi!" Tails asked, as she looked at him.
"Okay, what's your problem? I'm just calling it like I'm seeing it and it's cool." Ryuko said with a stern face.
"Yeah, oh...Sorry, I thought it was an insult." Tails was just waving his arms.
"What was all that about?" Ryuko just shouted at Tails, in a battle-ready mood and Tails just got nervous.
"Dang, is there a fight happening?" Joey looked interested, as Ryuko elbowed his face. "I fight with my cards."
"Sorry, but it sounded like you wanted to fight." Ryuko said.
"It did, so I should be sorry." Tails remarked.
These two were practically in a stalemate, as Joey recovered from his elbowed cheek and saw the two of them just awkwardly shake hands with each other.
"I promise to kick some serious ass." Ryuko said.
"You have my ass-kicking approval!" Tails shouted.
*Lowain's confessional*
This blonde guy was just not understanding it.
"That was a real bruh moment right there. Imagine that happening to you and you can picture it up in your mind easy!" Lowain shouted. "Damn, you better imagine it, bros and bro-ettes."
*Ryuko's confessional*
The black-haired high schooler...with one set of clothes said.
"Huh, if this isn't a wilder ride than Honnouji Academy, I'm going to be disappointed. It's Total frickin' Drama with random people with random powers, so I'm expecting some crazy stuff."
*Confessional cut*
Chris was just smiling with the knowledge of what the first challenge could be.
"Everyone is here and the first challenge is going to be unlike anything you've seen in here! These 123 players are going to have to bring their a-game tomorrow and they're going to get woken up good!"
The host emphasised the next bit of words.
"Who's going to make it through? Who's going to get cut? And more importantly, who's going to beat the rest?"
And of course, there was the zoom out of the archipelago.
"On Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!"
To be continued in Episode 2-1, where the first challenge gets itself started!
And one more time for the people in the crowd, in the back or in the front, as there's not going to be any more new faces, only these 120 known faces (which got revised now):
The Rugged Rhinos (Red Team):
Azula, Pinstripe Potoroo, Squirrel Girl, Mai, Tifa, Panchito...
Shulk, Harley Quinn, Yumeko, Lynn Loud, Storm Shadow, Iori Yagami...
Pepper Ann, Panchito, Kristoff, Carmelita, Tron Bonne, Sol...
Muscle Man, Sugar, Clover, Fred, JFK...
Rock, Gintoki, Hank, Dante, Coachman & Basil!
Owen, Satori Tendo & Legoshi
The Crafty Crows (Yellow/Gold Team):
Wario, Giovanni, Tomo, Sandy, Tobio Kageyama, Riku...
Kyo K., Terry Bogard, Darkness, Pit, Gloria, Judy...
Deadpool, Soma, Genos, Papyrus, Sir Daniel, Gum...
Miko, Kipo, Sakura, Shego, Mikasa...
Chloe, Lord Hater, Rapunzel, Tiny Tina & Haida!
Dawn, Nobara & Michiru
The Daring Deer (Green Team):
Sonja, Ram, Samus, Uraraka, Robyn, Kate...
Penny Proud, Riley, Scott P., Jude, Soos, Snufkin...
Yuri, Mystique Sonia, Piccolo, B, Aisling, Donkey Kong...
Daisy, Luigi, Spike, Julia, Hayley...
Tanya, Tanjiro, Samurai Jack, Haohmaru & Snake!
Tiana & Bugs Bunny
The Striking Swordfish (Blue Team):
Sokka, Tails, Lowain, Oikawa, Nicole, Kasumi Todoh...
Cassie, Raven, Albedo, Daphne, Hsien-Ko and Arle...
Johnny Bravo, Bayonetta, Reg, Reigen Arataka, Joey Wheeler, Min Min...
Noel, Eva, Falco, Askeladd, Connor...
Amelia, Leshawna, The Heavy, Squigly & Khun!
Mr. Smee & Ryuko Matoi
No more new faces (for now), just a one-way trip down to the first challenge!
