Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 2: Free For Teams!
Part 5: The Last Token(s) (Revised)
Yeah, as per tradition, Chris McLean's cruel twist comes back to bite these teams in the butt and the winning team isn't really having any of it.
But when the stronger and more mentally sound members are down without a token, anything could happen at this point with the previous 103 safe contestants watching it all go down!
Which of the seventeen will not make it through and what is that twist that's going to make problems for everyone?
Who knows, but you guys should read on, see the twist(s) and review it, if you have the time to deal with this monster of a fanfic!
Also, I'm going to try and make the episodes shorter...if only because I don't have to introduce anyone else...ever in this fic
"Welcome back to the biggest Total Drama ever, where there has been 120 contestants selected to enter this experimentally awesome season! And only 17 of them are left to battle for the spots in the next challenge!" Chris announced, as all of the contestants that were listening heard something that was not surprising.
And while the Rhinos were set to be the best team in the game, they were definitely worrying about a certain someone.
"Oh no, Squirrel Girl!" Lynn shouted.
"Yeah, she's actually pretty cool." Tifa remarked.
"No doubt about it." Mai high-fived her.
And then it got stopped midway by Azula, who's keen eye sensed something.
"What? You think she's going to go?" Mai asked.
The Fire Nation princess just rejected that, as she had a hidden plan in the works.
"Okay, okay, what do you think she's going to do?" Mai didn't look impressed.
"Obviously, find a token. But there's also another advantage that you don't think she has." Azula told the whole team. "She's carrying someone else that could help us in the game."
"Kristoff? The only things he has is that he's big, strong, has a lot of common sense and survival skills." Yumeko noted, dimissing the ice cutter. "You told me that."
Azula, Mai Shiranui, Yumeko and Tron Bonne were sat together and keeping things a little bit private on the giant table, they were turning their volume.
"That's a good enough reason for him to not be eliminated and him to...play an important role within it." Azula said. "He's not dumb, but not smart either, so I doubt that he'll make moves of his own."
"Oooh, you want him to help the team win and to help you with...the alliance." Tron Bonne realised something, as Yumeko was processing it.
"He will help, I know just the words to say to him." Azula remarked.
"Well, he is his own person. I doubt that he will help you-" Yumeko still smiled, imitating a click. "-just like that."
"Honestly, have some faith in fire lady, I think she could do it." Tron Bonne remarked, shoulder bumping Yumeko.
"He'd still help us by hopefully being competent." Azula finished the thing, as Mai waved her fan. "Besides, you and Squirrel Girl would fit this all-women alliance. The both of them being safe means I'm assured to rule the game."
"Good on you! I can't believe it's all on one team, but I guess it's a very different season." Mai exclaimed, ready to hang out.
*Mai's confessional*
"Honestly, I doubt that Azula isn't going to share the money, just take over the government...which doesn't sound right, but I'm here to get money to save for a wedding!" Mai shouted, just happy to be in the alliance.
*Confessional cut*
"Time's ticking, you slowpokes!" Chris announced, as three people were trying to get up to the top of a tree with a treehouse...where the tokens were on the roof.
Kristoff and Squirrel Girl were the two of the slowpokes, as they were actually trying to snatch tokens up in the tree and avoid elimination as well.
These two were trying their hardest with their bad luck and the third wasn't sure what he was going to do.
"Seriously, what do I do? I'd hate to lose myself." Gintoki asked. "I'm just motivate you guys."
Gintoki spat at Kristoff with a blase mood.
"Yeah, forget it. I had a prince try to kill the throne and he motivated me more than that." Kristoff wasn't impressed with the spit, still getting some. "Stop it."
"You mean it's not working?" Gintoki asked.
"Keep doing it!" Squirrel Girl shouted up on a branch. "It's pointing towards the token bags."
"Okay, you have my word!" Gintoki shouted back at the squirrel-having superhero.
"Yeah, don't spit-"
Kristoff got what he didn't want, as Gintoki spat up towards the token bag that was there and it fell on his head.
"-You have a sword, right?"
"I don't need to use my sword, because my spit what will take you guys upwards! And you're just hanging there, so if you put your hands up, I'll help you up." Gintoki said, making it up. "And...and, you won't be eliminated."
Kristoff dropped a small distance...and he just went back down because of Gintoki's confusing words.
"There could be three tokens up there, obviously, the guy who made the tokens said so!" Gintoki shouted.
"Uh-huh, you know him well?" Kristoff asked skeptically.
"Yeah, but he doesn't have white hair and isn't very cool." Gintoki answered, as Squirrel Girl hung onto the ledge...as it was slippery. "Trust me, he said that himself."
"...I'm sure that he said that he definitely exists." Kristoff said with disbelief.
"...Yes!" Gintoki shouted mindlessly.
Meanwhile the squirrel superhero lifted herself up on the rounded ledge and get up on the treehouse's patio and she saw some discussion.
"Come on, I like both of them!" Squirrel Girl shouted. "What are you two arguing about?"
"None of ya business, that's what up. We're talking about the guy who made the tokens." Gintoki shouted loudly. "He's not that cool and his hair isn't white."
Squirrel Girl just leapt to get the token bag, as the squirrels were out of reach and the two guys didn't like each other.
The squirrels finally caught it and scurried down to the two guys that were arguing...in for a serious sight.
"...Uh, is that squirrel giving us the two...oh shoot, there's only two tokens?" Gintoki asked. "I'm not going home."
And the squirrel wasn't interested in them both the tokens, as Squirrel Girl finally leaped down angrily.
"One of you might be going home!" Squirrel Girl shouted. "And it's up to me!"
*Kristoff's confessional*
The ice cutting guy looked concerned.
"The host shouldn't even have that kind of power, let alone the girl that can talk to squirrels. It's because that power is pretty ridiculous!" Kristoff exclaimed with a smile. "Also, where are we?"
*Confessional cut*
"And the Rhinos have three more people that need to find tokens!"
On the other side of the second island, Sugar and Panchito were doing their thing and their thing was being stuck in a cave, as they had two tokens...
... and were in jail that Izzy guarded, who wore the bear costume and they were inside a cave hut.
"Why is there a talking bear?" Sugar asked.
"I'm not a talking bear!" Izzy shouted from the inside. "I'm a real person."
"Man, come on. You're a talking bear and that's fine!" Panchito remarked, smiling at Izzy.
And then she took off the bear costume and she was looking dashing with her green dress and unfitting red buttoned-up shirt.
"Not going to lie, I'm kinda disappointed." Sugar told Izzy, who sighed and smiled. "And I'm stealing that bear costume!"
"Give me your best shot!" Izzy shouted, bringing a good stare. "From prison!"
"You try me!" Sugar declared.
Panchito's shock finally wore off, as he wasn't surprised at the two of them fighting on top of the cages, while something dropped from them.
And the rooster saw the key to the cage, but he hid it from the two fighting gals and moved slowly.
"You want my bear costume that badly?"
"You want mah bear costume that bad?" Sugar mocked Izzy. "Yeah, I want it!"
Panchito crawled under Sugar's big body to get to the door, as the two ladies were glaring at each other and the rooster got to the door with a key.
"Hey, Sugar, we can go now." Panchito whispered to her. "We're safe from elimination!"
"That's my bear costume please!" Sugar shouted at Izzy.
"Chris owns this costume, so I can't just give it out. He really likes scaring people." Izzy remarked, as the bear costume...disappeared. "Also, it's not here."
"You know, Chris is bad!" Sugar shouted, walking out of the cave.
"Let's go and maybe we can find the bear costume!" Panchito exclaimed, ready to be win.
Izzy, the classic redhead, was just waving goodbye to Sugar, who didn't take it lightly, as they left the former contestant to...her bear costume.
*Panchito's confessional*
The bird looked tired.
"Man, I just want to stay in the competition a bit longer than one single day, but Sugar wants the bear...thing and we might be out of the competition!" Panchito shouted.
*Confessional cut*
"Whoa, these four are going deep into the forest, where they're going to meet some old animals!"
Sir Daniel and Papyrus were a duo that they were practically inseperable, as they were both skeletons, pretty chivalrous, lanky as all hell and coming in loudly.
Rapunzel was also there, carrying a frying pan in the deep forest and Lord Hater was bragging about his future.
"Wow, the grass is so tall here! Do you think there could be monsters here?!" Papyrus shouted. "Monsters that actually talk?"
"Hopefully, they are not foul beasts." Sir Daniel remarked with no lower jaw.
"Okay...they're not foul beasts, they're also living...talking monsters."
"I wasn't talking about you nice people."
Rapunzel was still holding the pan like she was about to swing on them and Lord Hater looked smug.
"I'm the best villain around here!" Lord Hater boasted. "You've ever seen my army?"
"No, I don't care about that. We could be in some crazy territory." Rapunzel said, readying her pan. "And it's going to feel it."
"Have you even seen my fire powers?" Lord Hater just showed his hands.
"...I have now and they're so cool. But, please, don't burn down the forest." Rapunzel said, still holding the pan out.
"I do what I want, when I want and no forest is going to stop me." Lord Hater remarked.
As the duos that were now together in the same tall grass to be a quartet...were walking towards the cut grass.
And the token box was immediately out in the cut grass, an almost suspicious patch of grass that they saw.
"Uh-" Sir Daniel said.
"The Great Papyrus will help out another skeleton!" Papyrus declared, running with Lord Hater not helping. "Lord Hater, we will take this box!"
"No, I'm going to take this box!" Lord Hater shouted, about to laugh evilly. "That's right, it's me!"
"You take the box-"
While the two skeletons were standing and celebrating with the tokens, Rapunzel checked her hair and it was being eaten by some skinless squirrel and Sir Daniel noticed that his sword was being bit on the same kind of squirrel.
*Rapunzel's confessional*
The princess was just sitting on the toilet seat.
"What the heck happened to the squirrels and what did we do to make them chase us? I'm still really scared that they're going to bite me!" Rapunzel said, practically hiding in the outhouse.
*Confessional cut*
The squirrels came up to everyone that was in the general area, as though someone had co-ordinated and they...started to bite on their limbs.
Papyrus was just trying to , screaming in pain with every bite and there was definitely a lot of bites.
Lord Hater was throwing fire wildly like it was going out of style, as the squirrels also biting his limbs.
Regardless of that, they moved as a angry team...as Sir Daniel swung the sword around and Rapunzel...was having a conversation with those squirrels.
"Wait, is the host some kind of monster or something?" Rapunzel asked, still having a lot of bites.
The squirrels were just talking to her.
"Alright, alright, I'm not going to go on an avenging quest!" Rapunzel said. "Can you please free my friends?"
The squirrels just left her, already getting extra energy from her magical hair.
"...How did I understand you guys?"
She did the thing, the squirrels retreated and the skeletons had only a bit of pain...and Rapunzel was struggling to stay awake from the bites.
"Human princess, wake up!" Papyrus yelled, carrying Rapunzel. "Seriously, are you fine? The Great Papyrus is here to bring you home!"
"I'm going to assume that Lord Hater or whatever that scoundrel's name is gone." Sir Daniel remarked, also carrying the princess.
"Oh no, he is gone!" Papyrus misheard Sir Daniel.
"Well, that settles that." Sir Daniel mumbled.
*Lord Hater's confessional*
"Yeah, let's go, those tokens were mine and I'm not going to give them to the princess!" The skeleton yelled. "It's my right to be very cool and to help out my skeleton friends who think I am a cool villain!"
*Confessional cut*
"Guys, there is only four more spots in either the Deer or the Seabass! And all of the contestants on the other two teams have their tokens!"
It was pretty obvious that Piccolo managed to find Aisling.
Or rather, Aisling managed to get a bite out of Piccolo and she looked very angry for an obvious reason and Piccolo was clearly less angry, but he was still calmly being angry.
Nevertheless, they were both really flying in the air.
"I don't have a token and why are you flying?!" Aisling shouted, feeling the wind in her hair.
"Because I haven't found any tokens that were not taken yet." Piccolo shouted at Aisling, considering the crazy wind.
"Yeah, I don't need to be carried by an ogre!"
"I'm not an ogre!"
While those two were just flying...at random, there was a certain duo that also heard that with four tokens and they were both pretty damn tired because of a massive wall that they climbed up and down.
"...I think I both loosened up and stiffened up some limbs." Julia was stretching herself to get back to normal.
"Wow, that was an experience!" Hayley exclaimed. "Too bad, one of us might be out because of us being in the bottom four."
"Yeah and I appreciate us sharing the same cause! So, who else is left?" Julia asked, trying to look towards the sky. "The flying green alien, that's for sure."
"Are you sure that's all?" Hayley remarked.
"No, but I'm not sure who else would be left." Julia looked upwards to the sky.
"Maybe..." Hayley thought for a second. "...they can find it for themselves."
The duo were happy to leave it to whoever was coming down and they weren't that surprised to see who was coming down, but was surprised when they did something else.
Aisling just dropping down and then hid in one of the trees, as the two enviromentalists were just suspecting nothing.
"...Well, that was weird-" Julia finished saying it, as Aisling came out of nowhere...
The fae came out of nowhere, took the token bag, and then left herself hidden.
"-I think it's getting a little too weird!" Hayley looked at the area suspiciously, as Julia was stunned at how it disappeared.
These two were sure that they were stolen by someone that was another team, as they were following an trail that lead to...a whole bunch of wolves that were in the middle of woods.
Somehow.
Piccolo just went back down to the ground, a considerable distance from the wolves that were gathering where what looked like his teammates were struggling with.
The Namekian sighed, as he knew who exactly did that and she came up with the four tokens.
"Why are we stealing?" Piccolo asked.
"I found it from our own teammates or whoever they were." Aisling answered with a smile. "The longer we're out here, the more we lose."
"Why are we stealing from our own teammates?" Piccolo was trying to not facepalming, as he pinched his fingers on his forehead. "Just forget it."
"Oh, they'll come." Aisling said, before doing a ridiculously strong howl.
"See, they're going away. This is my forest...right now."
"Just forget it." Piccolo remarked, tired of the light-skinned child's antics.
*Julia's confessional*
She had some scratched on her face, having the brown hair and headband.
"I'm glad that we talked to the wolves, because they left us alone after some time." Julia said. "Must have been a coincidence."
*Confessional cut*
"And here are the final contestants from the Rhinos and the Crows! Or some of them, because you guys like wasting my time!"
Chris was a bit angry about having some time-wasters, but the four Crows that were awake and three of them being able to stand practically meant that one person was going to have to be eliminated.
Sugar and Panchito were the first ones out of the rest of the Rhinos to arrive, as these two were happy to be in here.
Squirrel Girl and Kristoff came in and actually moved out of Sugar's place, as these three managed to do one thing by slamming their tokens down.
"Squirrel Girl, Sugar and Kristoff are safe...for the Rhinos!"
Gintoki and Panchito just crashed into each other, as the former managed to trip and the latter fell down, as the last token was flipping in the air.
"It's down to the white-haired guy and the Mexican rooster to not be eliminated!"
Gintoki reached out his own hand, Panchito just did a jump that got further boosted by the fact he was crouching.
"Ay caramba!" Panchito shouted, he tried to grab it. "Seriously, man!"
Gintoki actually grabbed the token, just as Panchito's other wing managed to almost nudge it out of the white-haired guy's hand...into the red Mexican rooster's wing.
But it was too entranched in Gintoki's hand for Panchito to even try to slide his hands to get it.
And Panchito tried to slide his wing under the slamming mind, but...
"Gintoki's the final one safe! Sorry, Panchito, you did some crazy moves in the first challenge!"
"No, he didn't. Did he wear this?" Gintoki asked, putting out a picture of an off-brand Kame House gi. "Nope."
"Seriously, how did that guy not get sued?" Panchito looked at the off-brand Dragon Ball-esque picture.
"Parody, baby."
"It sure is."
"And here comes the last members of the Crows!"
The next quartet that was pretty alive in getting their tokens, was Rapunzel, Lord Hater, Sir Daniel and Papyrus, the second of which held the tokens and had some bias.
Scratch that, as he had some serious bias.
Rapunzel got basically put down, but Lord Hater slammed his down and he gave two to Sir Daniel and Papyrus...making sure that Rapunzel knew what was up.
Sir Daniel then gave it to Rapunzel.
"You know, you probably could put it down and have some fun times with your friends." Rapunzel said. "I've got a good prince and some good friends to have some adventures. You're...dead, so...it's cool."
"No, my lady, you deserve it more." Sir Daniel mumbled, as he tried to help. "But-"
"What, I was joking!" Rapunzel shouted, as Lord Hater threw a rock at her face. "I said I was joking."
And all three were set.
"Rapunzel, sorry, but you're eliminated from the show!"
"Well, at least, it was cool to be here with you two skeletons." Rapunzel was just pointed at Papyrus. "And the third should calm down a bit...or else, he might go home super early."
"Yes, you have been eliminated by me!" Lord Hater yelled, feeling a little bit too angry.
"Why did you tell them? These bites are hitting me differently!" Rapunzel shouted. "I doubt that I move my arms properly."
"Don't question me, my methods are cool!" Lord Hater proclaimed.
"See ya, super long-haired princess!" Soma exclaimed.
"I'm going to miss you." Kipo said.
"I hope your adventures are fun and full of learning experiences." Darkness told the princess, actually hugging her hair.
"Uh, thanks." Rapunzel remarked.
The third gigantic team in the game were finally looking like they were about to finish, as a whole load of them were anticipating the duo had some powers.
"Well, here they come." Scott Pilgrim said. "I'm hoping that they're-"
Despite the fact that they originally didn't have tokens, Piccolo and Aisling came in...with the former opening the door and the latter looked tired of this challenge.
Either way...
"Piccolo and Aisling are safe!"
The green alien and the white fae child were looking confused and satisfied, respectively.
"And for the Deer, it's down to Hayley and Julia!"
These two came in as one of them just stepped back.
"Well, one of us has to go. And I don't think it's my time to go...sorry about this, Hayley." Julia said, as Hayley just gave her a thumbs up. "What?"
"No, it's fine. You've got more of a chance to win this than me, you've got a personal connection to the Amazon and I bet you could easily make friends in here." Hayley explained. "I don't want to waste this one chance."
"But that's just planting a few trees." Julia said sadly. "Even if it's two million dollars' worth."
"I know. Seriously, don't waste your opportunity, I'm ready to punch something right now." Hayley proclaimed. "Where's that white-haired girl?"
"...Not here, that's for sure." Piccolo remarked, feeling like he had to be a dad for one team.
"And Julia Chang is safe...with Hayley Smith eliminated!"
The Deer were sure of something,
"Now it's down to one more team with four more people out there...and they should be here by now! The Seabass should get their butts here!"
Reigen & Johnny Bravo were just running their butts towards the mess hall, as the two guys with yellow hair weren't willing to be eliminated...and so were Hsien-Ko and Albedo, two people that were definitely very humanoid, but clearly weren't human either.
The former duo weren't expected to both go through.
The latter duo weren't stable enough to both go through either.
"Hey, I'm better than that Ainz guy!" Johnny Bravo shouting, not helping the situation. "Because I'm not just bones and ash...I've got muscles and hash!"
"Not the time for that!" Reigen told him. "We could die right now!"
"Listen, the guy is dead." Johnny Bravo said. "I'm pretty sure she wouldn't kill us beautiful people."
"Stop!" Reigen yelled. "Are you like that all of the time?"
*Hsien-Ko's confessional*
The blue-haired vampire was nervous.
"I can't believe he just insulted Albedo's mentor or...it is complicated, but he definitely is alive and she is very much going to wail on Johnny Bravo!" Hsien-Ko shouted.
*Confessional cut*
Hsien-Ko was trying to pull Albedo out of the fighting Johnny Bravo mood, as the two ladies were sure of something.
"I can't believe that he thinks he can get away with insulting Ainz like that!" Albedo yelled. "I'll make him pay in blood!"
"You can't kill people!" Hsien-Ko shouted. "That's a terrible thing to do for something so small."
"He thinks he can woo me by insulting my master and not even properly talking to me! I'm not sure if I can respect your wishes." Albedo said. "Lord Ainz, help us both!"
"Johnny, you can't just do that to people." Hsien-Ko said.
Being ahead of the non-human ladies, Johnny Bravo and Reigen were both ready to speed on ahead.
"Wait, I know that guy ain't dead!" Johnny Bravo shouted. "He's just ugly."
"I don't know if he isn't dead, but still..." Reigen remarked.
And Chris saw the final four contestants arrive at exactly at the same time, tired from doing their bit for the competition and one of them was angrier than usual.
"And here comes our final four contestants! Guys, it's getting late!"
While Chris McLean said that, there was one person who slammed their token into the safety...key thing.
"Johnny Bravo is safe!"
"I just couldn't say no the pretty ladies!" Johnny Bravo exclaimed.
"Geez..."
"And so is Reigen!"
"...you're seeing things that are not there. I can give out advice for free!" Reigen said.
"And finally, Hsien-Ko is safe!"
"Sorry." Hsien-Ko said, not feeling the mood.
"No, I'm sorry, I failed Lord Ainz!" Albedo shouted, having the mission on her mind. "It was because of an blonde idiot!"
"Hey, babe." Johnny Bravo got met with an axe. "Let's start over!"
"Ainz-sama!" Albedo yelled all throughout the hall. "Your mission will not be forgotten!"
"Albedo, you're eliminated from the competition."
Johnny Bravo getting a few weird looks wasn't new for him, but the one thing that was said was.
"You really were fine with an axe with your face? You're a real weird one." Ryuko remarked.
"She was a real beautiful one and she can swing an axe like it's no tomorrow!" Johnny Bravo said. "No matter where she's swinging, my heart's taken by her beauty."
"Wait, isn't she a succubus?" Ryuko asked.
"I bet I could swing that axe like it's no problem." Johnny Bravo proclaimed, as Ryuko just slapped him on the head. "...wait, she's young."
And just as that happened, there was a microphone screech that got the whole hall's attention...as the points were about to add up.
*Ryuko's confessional*
"What's up with that big dumbass? It's like when he sees a kind of attractive woman, he becomes blind to danger or even rejection!" Ryuko complained.
*Confessional cut*
"I've got an announcement to make about our winning or losing teams!"
Chris managed to perk up the ears of everyone that was in the building, minus the down-on-their-luck eliminated contestants that were last.
"Well, we've got our four eliminated contestants! Panchito, Rapunzel, Hayley Smith and Albedo from their respective teams!"
"Uh, that's good?" Daisy asked.
"But figuring who's the top two and the bottom two teams is also going to make two more contestants be...kicked off!"
There was a whole bunch of shocked reactions in the mostly wooden building.
"We've got points and a whole lot of them from the first 32 players to arrive! The two teams with the least points will have another player voted off...and the two teams with the most points will get another player."
"Again, there's more people now? Who else is coming on?" Kageyama asked. "It better not be another moron!"
"That doesn't even make sense. Considering that these two were saved for last, they're more than likely smarter than a moron." Giovanni Potage. "Like me."
"You're a moron."
Either way, it was time for the third and final set of additional contestants that were in it to win it and they were still behind the curtain.
"Rhinos, though you may be lacking teamwork, you've got a lot of points under your name!
The whole team was paying attention, as Muscle Man and Owen were looking excited for the extra player.
"196 points to be exact, thanks to Azula's crew and Storm Shadow taking home the full 100!"
"Nice, we've got this in the bag!" Harley Quinn shouted.
"Don't be so sure. The Crows are up next." Storm Shadow remarked.
"Why not? We did good!" Owen added to the conversation.
"Crows, though you had a team of mostly young people, you guys didn't come up short at all!"
Tobio Kageyama was immediately...looking a lot more interested in Oikawa's playful smile, as the latter probably wanted to remind him of...something.
"Sandy, Sakura and Mikasa all finished within the top 10, contributing the majority of the two hundred..."
Oikawa looked ready to do a clap.
"...and six points you have, making the Crows be in the lead and gaining a contestant!"
"Great job, Tobio-chan. You've really got this team working well...I guess your time at Karasuno really has changed you!" Oikawa said with a honest smirk. "So, I'm going to bring my strong team even higher."
"Bring it, Oikawa! None of your team are total dumbasses, so I'm here to do that!" Kageyama shouted at Oikawa.
"Come on, that's just rude to your teammates. Most of them have very powerful skills that would probably beat you into the ground." Oikawa said.
"It's only a few-"
"Deers!"
The green table was perked up to hear some kind of news.
"You guys probably have the strongest team in terms of everything...but points!"
Most of the teammates could recognise the bad news from a mile away.
"What does that mean?" Tanjiro asked.
"While Tanjiro, Tiana and Bugs Bunny finished within the top ten, you've only got 169 points, which is crazy! Also, you're in last."
"That's some bullshit." Riley Freeman remarked. "I wanna see that!"
"Not yet." Snake remarked.
"And finally, the Seabass with some of the strongest players from Total Drama and other worlds!"
"Finally, I get some acknowledgement!" Eva shouted, as Leshawna was looking at her. "It took how many years?"
"Did you get enough points to not have a double elimination for your team or are you going to eliminate someone else?"
Arle and Daphne were both looking at each other
"Despite a flying fox, a old pirate and a robot kid making up the top ten with strong moves, your team has only 190 points, giving you third place!"
"Oh no, this could only mean..." Min Min whispered to the two that were looking at each other.
"Seabass, you're in third! Deers, you're in last! You two teams are getting someone else eliminated and Seabass...the second-to-last contestant is Hsien-Ko!"
The whole team had open jaws or the equilvalent of an open jaw, as the Chinese vampire knew when the time was up for her.
"I can't believe that I got eliminated like this." Hsien-Ko said. "It's been a fun two days that I managed to spend with you people."
"Same thing here." Sokka said. "Most of you guys are pretty cool and you're pretty cool."
"Thank you for having me on my team."
"You're welcome. I'm going to own Azula for you."
Hsien-Ko wasn't sure what to make of that, but she was definitely missing them already.
"Deers, anyone within the bottom ten could be eliminated and it is-"
"Hold up, are you serious! We all managed to survive this crazy challenge and it is unfair that we could be sent home at any time!" Haohmaru shouted. "If you're going to choose...choose me!"
"What's up with you?" Kate Alen asked. "It could be any one of us!"
"-Haohmaru! You said it, not me."
Haohmaru looked pretty pissed off.
"Oh no, what did I do?!" Haohmaru asked.
"You just put yourself up to be eliminated." Tanjiro said, nervously. "So, I guess this means goodbye."
"Ah, I could come back here when Chris allows me too!" Haohmaru shouted.
"I don't think you can." Bugs Bunny said, getting bored of waiting.
"Yeah...you could."
The six eliminated contestants were either really sad at missing their new teammate or really angry at losing and the host was there to introduce this season's unique method.
"Welcome to the Slingshot of Shame! You guys are in a sail yacht...and there's a slingshot and said slingshot is going to push the yacht along!"
"How is that a good way of getting eliminated?" Rapunzel asked.
"At least, my bag's down there." Haohmaru said. "I can't believe that I only spent two days in this thing."
"Uh, me too!"
"Yeah, I wanted to do some more exciting challenges!"
"Me three!" Panchito shouted. "Chris always brings the crazy stuff to this show!"
The boat immediately slinged off.
"This is a really good method, human!" Albedo shouted, literally complimenting the host angrily. "I won't be back!"
These six were off, as Panchito, Albedo, Rapunzel, Hsien-Ko, Hayley Smith and Haohmaru were out of the show and having the dubious honour of the first ones to be eliminated.
"The winning team are about to get some returning faces...right now!"
The top two teams were still in...the mess hall, eating their own dinner and wondering who the contestants would be and they were all confused as hell...at night.
"Crows, you're the winning team now with a serious contender! The genius...back from touring the world twice!" Chris announced with passion. "Noah!"
"Hey...Owen!" Noah shouted. "How did you end up on that team?"
"Most of the guys seem like cool people. Not sure about the rest of them, but they're okay!" Owen exclaimed. "But I can't be away from you."
"Trust me, you can!" Noah told his friend. "I've got a good bunch of players here and you've got your good bunch as well."
"Yeah, but it's not the same!" Owen shouted. "Guys, are you okay with me swapping?"
The three other "dudes" were silent in shock.
"No, dude!" Muscle Man shouted. "You can't."
"It's fine, Owen!" Noah exclaimed, before he got...the bear hug. "Wait, wait, you've already got some friends on your old team!"
"Aw, what the heck? It's not like he doesn't have a girlfrend." Tendou took it easily, as did Legoshi...who was very much tired.
"Bro, he has! She got turned into a bear, though." Muscle Man remarked.
"I think she's in a bear costume!" Tendou just told him.
Owen was just high-fiving an unprepared Noah, which turned into a slap...as the five of them weren't concerned.
*JFK's confessional*
"I mean, er uh, it's good! I still have a no fatty policy, so he's not my friend!" JFK exclaimed.
*Muscle Man's confessional*
"Owen was cool and had some serious eating powers and girth! Who else is going to replace him?" Muscle Man shouted.
*Confessional cut*
"Also, Dawn arrives onto the Deer, because she wants to and also because the Crows will have too many!"
"Well, at least, I'll get to see B again!" Dawn said, as she skipped onto the Deers' table.
Dawn just ready to hang out with all of the mostly depressed teammates, as Julia, Tiana and Yuri were there to greet her into the team.
"Welcome, moon girl!" Tiana shouted. "Or whatever you call yourself."
"Hold on, she can call herself whatever she wants!" Yuri shouted. "At least we've got someone pretty strong."
"I am definitely a moon girl. I appreciate the introduction, but it makes sense that you're tense, Yuri." Dawn told the two of them, as they were looking at each other.
"Yuri, what is your problem?" Tiana asked, a little sceptical of Dawn.
"My problem is that I'm right." Yuri boasted.
"Does it really matter, it is very late at night and you two are not in the mood to be fighting because two of your teammates have been eliminated." Dawn said, which got Tiana and Yuri up into a different kind of mood. "You know, I could read your auras-"
"I'm not ready to be read!" Tiana exclaimed, as she went to the cabin.
"...What's up with her?" Yuri asked, as Dawn shrugged. "Probably some kind of grudge."
"It actually makes a lot of sense. Some people don't want to be read." Dawn answered.
Now as for the guy in a headband and looking pretty gentlemanly, Sokka wanted to know somethings and so did a good chunk of the team...about Joseph Joestar, his trademark smirk back.
"What kind of...powers have you got?" Sokka asked.
"Check this out!" Joseph boasted, ready to show off his Harmon.
And he put it into a random piece of rope that Lowain just threw him and the other end of the rope was attached to Reg...and he put in his Harmon, making Reg feel things...that were real weird for a moment.
The Hamon barely got conducted through, but Reg felt something.
"Why do I feel so good?" Reg asked.
"That's my power! It's Hamon, a power that I have and I'm not sure how it works. But it does work pretty good!" Joseph explained.
"Thanks for the Hamon, I feel like I could go for another challenge!" Reg exclaimed, as Tails sighed.
"...I might have messed up." Joseph said. "But you all are pretty cool people!"
Chris McLean did his thing of ignoring the contestants that were very much confused and were still sitting on the table.
"Now, we've introduced every contestant, Noah included...so we've got a new challenge coming tomorrow for these contestants! Who's going to choke? Who's going to get the smoke? And who's going to be good with their folks? Find that out on..."
A dramatic pause.
"Total Drama:..."
The zoom out showed the mess hall, the camp grounds and the whole bunch of gigantic islands.
"...Ultimate Islands!"
And that was the end of a very lengthy and very wordy episode.
To be continued in the third episode, where the real super power of teamwork comes in handy for their own team...with headbands and points.
What could be the next challenge?
Will the third episode get re-written? No, it won't
And more importantly, what's up with the early game strategies?
Who the heck nows, when Episode 3-1 comes out in May, because A Really Ridonculous Race deserves its spotlight.
(The final safe contestants will be put into brackets on their own)
The Rugged Rhinos' members moving onto the second challenge:
Storm Shadow (1st), Azula (11th), Yumeko (12th), Harley Quinn (13th), Tron Bonne (14th), Muscle Man (29th), Legoshi (30th), Owen (31st, officially on the crows), JFK (32nd), Lynn Loud, Pepper Ann, Sol Badguy, Dante, Rock, Hank Hill, Basil, Mai Shiranui, Tifa Lockhart, Shulk, Pinstripe Potoroo, Coachman, Iori Yagami, Carmelita Fox, Fred Flintstone & Clover (Gintoki, Sugar, Squirrel Girl & Kristoff)
The Crafty Crows' members moving onto the second challenge:
Sandy (2nd), Sakura (5th), Dawn (15th, returning contestant), Mikasa Ackerman (10th), Tomo Takino (19th), Miko Kubota (20th), Soma Yukihira (21st), Tobio Kageyama (26th), Haida (27th), Wario, Giovanni Potage, Shego, Riku, Kipo Oak, Kyo Kusanagi, Terry Bogard, Michiru & Darkness or Lalatina, Chloe Bourgeois, Genos, Gloria, Judy H., Tiny Tina & Gum (Sir Daniel, Papyrus & Lord Hater)
The Daring Deers members moving onto the second challenge:
Tanjiro Kamado (6th), Bugs Bunny (7th), Tiana (8th), Snufkin (16th), B or Beverley (17th, returning contestant), Riley Freeman (25th), Scott Pilgrim (28th), Spike (18th), Ochako Uraraka, Sonja, Robyn, Penny, Mystique Sonia, Luigi, Ram, Tanya Degurechaff, Samus, Daisy, Donkey Kong, Solid Snake, Yuri Sakazaki, Jude Lizowski, Soos, Samurai Jack & Kate Alen (Aisling, Piccolo & Julia Chang)
The Striking Swordfishes members moving onto the second challenge:
Mr. Smee (9th), Tails (3rd), Connor (22nd), Joey Wheeler (23rd), The Heavy (24th), Reg (4th), Captain Amelia, Sokka, Cassie Cage, Daphne, Arle, Leshawna, Eva, Noel, Kasumi Todoh, Raven, Tooru Oikawa, Falco, Ryuko Matoi, Lowain, Khun Aguero Agnes, Min Min, Nicole Watterson, Bayonetta & Askeladd (Reigen & Johnny Bravo)
And to make sure that everyone eliminated AND added is here:
Added: Noah (Crafty Crows)
Swapped: Owen (Crafty Crows) & Dawn (Daring Deers)
Panchito Pistoles (Rhinos), Rapunzel (Tangled), Hayley Smith (American Dad), Albedo (Overlord), Hsien-Ko (Darkstalkers) & Haohmaru (Samurai Shodown)
