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Intro
He stepped quietly and secretely through the long and cold corridors. There wasn't a soal to be seen down in the dark dungeons of Hogwarts, this late at night.
Sirius had a weird feeling of emptiness as he lurked through the seemingly endless way to his destination. He wasn't used to being alone. As a result of always being with his friends wherever he went, Sirius felt like he was almost missing a part of himself now that he had a mission to accomplish alone.
"Ah stop it, you're being ridiculous!" he hissed to himself as he clambered down the stairway to the potions-lab.
,Finally!" he thought as he whispered the unlocking charm to get into the blasted room.
The door clicked open and he hurried inside, eager to get the wanted ingredients the Marauders were missing for their next prank. The sooner he found them, the sooner he could get back to his warm and soft bed.
"Alright, alright...chopped batwings and hippogriff blood, where are you hiding?"
He ran a hand through his dark and shaggy hair as he quickly scanned the well marked and organized bottles in the gigantic cupboard that kept all of professor Garlight's most dangerous and expensive ingredients.
He hadn't had any problem getting into the private office behind the potions-lab. The Marauders had known the secret password to it since 3rd year. It was Mona Lisa. Professor Garlight had an immense interest in reading old documents and papers about famous artists and the wizard Leonardo Da Vinci (you didn't think he was a muggle did you?) happend to be his favorite. It hadn't been hard to figure out what password the professor would choose after Moony had been given a lecture about the most talented, gracious and genious man ever to walk this planet during a detention with Garlight.
Finally his fingers stumbled on the right flasks and Sirius grinned, closed the cupboard and walked hurriedly out of the office. But as he was walking through the classroom to the door, he suddenly heard it click open and then heard some voices.
He silently crept into the shadows of the room and slid behind a large pillar to get himself out of view.
"Be quiet, Vivian!" whispered a girl's voice that Sirius recognised immediately and smirked devilishly.
"Sorry, Lily. I can't help it!" giggled the other one and Sirius's smirk grew.
"Just shut up, you git, if you don't want to get caught!" whispered Lily annoyingly but Sirius could hear the smile in her voice.
"Yah right, who in the world would be down here so late at night. Filch doesn't even go down to the dungeons so late. I heard he's afraid of the daaark!" replied Vivian as the two of them moved through the dark classroom, coming closer to Sirius's hiding-place in every step.
He suddenly jumped the unaware girls and grabbed them both by the waist. " Evans and Taleigh! I am shocked by your behaviour!" he bellowed in a voice, deeper than his own.
Both the girls screamed in shock and tright desperetely to get out of his grasp but no avail, Sirius's strong and Quidditch trained arms held them tightly. After a few seconds of kicking, screaming and scratching the girls came to their senses and turned their heads to see who their captor was.
"BLACK!" spat Lily with intense dislike and finally managed to prie his finger of her waist and get away. "What the hell do you think you were doing! You almost scared the life out of us, you nitwit!"
"Oh, I'm sorry Evans. Gave you bit of a fright did I?" laughed Sirius
"A bit?" yelled Vivian, " Ugh, you are such a prat, now let GO of me! "
"Nah, I don't really feel like it . It's so cold down here. Nice to have something soft and hot like you to warm me up" he whispered teasingly and drew her even closer to his chest, putting both his arms around her.
"Let go of her, you filthy perv!" said Lily disgustingly and drew the very angry (but still a little flushed) Vivian from him with all her strength.
"Alright fine...take my little heater then," said Sirius and winked at Vivian. "But dear lord, Evans? You? Mrs. Goody-two-shoes stealing from the potions-lab? For what? Trying to make a love-potion, are we? Getting a little desperate?"
"Hahaha, you sense of humour astounds me Black. Now run along to your stupid friends around here somewhere and leave us alone" hissed Lily.
Vivian nodded beside her, looking very irritated.
"Actually, Evans, my friends are all fast asleep up in the dormitory. You see, they made me go alone down here to get a few things we need because I lost a game of wizard-chess to dear old Prongs" replied Sirius in a mock-polite tone.
"Whatever, Black. Just get your arse out of my face," spat Lily.
"Well aren't we tense, Evans."
"Shut up, Black. Just do as she said and sod off!" said Vivian.
"Actually, I think prefer to stay here and watch. You don't get to see the perfect prefects breaking school rules every day, now do you?" said Sirius and grinned. "In fact, I think I'll even give you my help!"
Oh no, thank you for the offer Black but I think we can manage without you" said Vivian in a mocking tone. "So go away!"
The girls stared at him expectantly for a few seconds, but as he only leaned back against the pillar behind him and stared back, they huffed and turned their back on him, acting as if he was no longer there.
"Come on Vivian, the professor keeps all his expensive ingredients in there", whispered Lily and dragged her friend with her across the room to the professor's office, reaching for her wand.
"Alohomora!" whispered the redhead and waited eagerly. The door opened but instead of revealing the office, all the girls saw was a black stone-wall with a huge portrait of an old lady who was fast asleep.
"What the hell! I've never seen this before!" whispered Lily.
"I TOLD you it would be harder than you said to get in here, but do you ever listen to me?" said Vivian anxious and gave her friend a glare. "The professor obviously has somekind of a security over his office at night-"..
"Who are you young ladies? I've never seen you before.." said a gruff voice
The girls gasped and their heads snapped back to the portrait who had woken up and was now glaring at them.
"What are you girls doing here, so late at night? Woke me up you did!" said the painting in a heavy scottish accent, obviously very annoyed.
"And I had just managed to fall asleep again after that horrible boy woke me up short ago."
"Oh, we are terribly sorry, madame" squiked Vivian, obviously afraid that the portrait would alert a teacher.
We didn't realize...we just need to get in the office to fetch something and then we won't disturb you any longer" said Lily timidly
"Well, what's the secret password then?" asked the old lady and blinked her abnormally large eyes like an owl.
"uh...ingredients?" asked Lily
"No, that's not even close."
"uh...sloth brain?" tried Vivian
"No."
"Love Potion?"
"Incorrect"
"Eye-balls?"
"Oh no, you obviously don't have a clue what the word is. Now go back to your dormitory and let me be!" At that said, the portrait closed it's eyes and started to snore again.
Lily turned swiftly around and faced Sirius who was still leaning against the pillar, with that infamous smirk she HATED on his face.
"Alright Black, I give up. What's the password?" she asked and glared at him.
"What makes you think I'm going to tell you?" was all Sirius said and smiled sweetly.
"Well you just offered us help a minute ago," pointed Vivian out.
"That you just rudely refused," said Sirius in a hurtful tone.
"Well, we're asking for it now.." said Lily in a sweet tone that was just as fake as Sirius's hurtful one.
"Well, I don't care," said Sirius dryly, "much funnier watching you trying to find out yourselves."
"Ugh, Black. Would you please just help us. We really
need to get in there," whined Vivian.
"For what?" asked Sirius.
"Huh?"
"Why do you need to get in there? What are you two up to?"
"Nothing that concerns you!" spat Lily.
"Yes, it does if I'm going to help you."
"No, it doesn't. We're not telling you that!"
"Yes, you are."
"No, we're not!"
"Yes, you aaare!"
"Nooo, we're not!"
"Are to".
"Are not!"
"Are to."
"Are bloody NOT!"
"Are-
"What are you six years old! Shut up!" yelled Vivian annoyed
"Well, then tell me why you need to get in there," said Sirius again and grinned.
He loved pissing Evans of. And he was quite good at it as well. Almost as good as Prongs!
"None of your business, just tell us the password before I hex you're face up your arse!" yelled Lily who's face was matching her hair now and pointed her wand at the terribly handsome boy who always managed to annoy the hell out of her.
"Now that's not very nice is it Big Red?" said Sirius and looked at her wand calm and coolly. "Good girls don't threaten people."
"Yeah? Well, nice boys don't scare girls half to DEATH!" replied Lily.
"Well, I think we all know that I'm just not one of them nice guys."
"Yeah, you're a baaad boy right?" said Vivian. Every word dripping with sarcasm.
"'At's right, love..." said Sirius proudly and smirked.
"Ah forget it Vivian, he's utterly hopeless, " said Lily and groaned, "let's just get back to the common-room. He's never going to spit it out."
Vivian gave Sirius a last contemptuous glare and then followed her best friend who was already walking through the door.
"You know what" said Sirius suddenly as he eyed them from behind.
"What?" said Vivian and faced him again, catching his eyes going from her bottom, back to her head. "And stop staring at my arse!"
Sirius only grinned at her and came closer.
"I'll settle on helping you, without you telling me what for.." he said.
"What's the catch" said Lily who had also turned.
"Who says there's a catch?"
"It's YOU. There's always a catch." said Vivian and glared
"Ah, you just know me to well, " said Sirius and smiled ", of course there's a catch. You have to do something for me instead."
"And what would that be?" said Lily suspisciously.
Sirius smirked and looked at them thoughtfully.
"You two have to be my sex-slaves for the next two weeks," he then said casually, not even blinking.
The two girls stared at him for a moment, their jaws slacked.
"Wha...WHAT?" sputtered Vivian
"Are you DEMENTED!" yelled Lily after recovering from the shock.
" I can't believe you actually asked us that, you lecherous FREAK!" screeched Vivian hysterically and backed away from him disgusted.
" Are you actually SERIOUS!"
" Actually, yes I am!" said Sirius and wiggled his eyebrows
"UGH!"
"Aargghh! You...you..." Lily was so angry that she didn't feel there were strong enough words existing that fitted Sirius's category of low. So she decided to strangle him instead..
" Calm down woman! Geroff me!" laughed Sirius and shaked the petite redhead of him like a flie.
" My name is Sirius, but I was only joking with you two becoming my sex-slaves all right?" he said, and laughed at the girls stunned faces.
(A/N: I know, old joke ;)
"Oh, thank GOD!" sighed Vivian and fell against the wall behind her.
"Hahaha...very funny! Now tell us what you really want us to do!" said Lily, irritated but still very much relieved that he hadn't really meant that. That was just too disgusting to even think of!
Sirius snickered a little more..."Man, your eyes literally popped out of your sculls!"..
"Get on with it!" said Vivian impatiently..
His dark eyes sparkled as he looked up to them, exclaiming with a lopsided grin:
"YOU, the perfect prefects will assist me and my friends with our upcoming prank. It's going to be the peak of our magnificant pranking career. I think it would be nice to have some help from someone the teachers will never suspect...".
The two girls stared at him for a moment and then at each other.
"I don't know..." began Lily
"Give us a moment, please?" interfered Vivian and forced her friend with her to the other end of the classroom.
Sirius could hear feverent whispers coming from the dark corner for a while and his ears caught bits of sentences like: "Can't trust them"..."Get dismissed from school.." and a daring voice saying: " but it would be so much fun.."
Suddenly everything got quiet for a while. Then a whisper could be heard: "Lumos!"
The corner where the girls stood lit up, revealing their body's from the darkness and their red and golden locks became fire-like in the fluttering light. They turned their face towards him, their green and blue eyes sparkling as they said together: "DEAL!"
Sirius smirked and leaned back.
"Well this will be interesting.." he muttered under his breath...
A/N: Alright, that's about it...the next chapter is almost ready to go, but plz leave me some reviews and I'll put it up in about 3 days or so ;O)
