You Created a Chat About Kara Being A Useless Human So We Can All Keep Tabs
This is the companion texting story of Kara Daners vs. Being Human. Enjoy
This chapter is set between "We Are Wrapping You Up In Bubble Wrap" and "I Think Someone Poisoned My Potstickers"
-SG-
Lena Luthor's Phone
Alex Danvers
I bet you are all wondering why I brought you all here
Lena Luthor
You created a chat about Kara being a useless human so we can all keep tabs.
Nia Nal
Harsh but not wrong
J'onn J'onzz
Has something happened?
Lena Luthor
You can say that.
Alex Danvers
Luthor here almost chopped off Kara's fingers
Nia Nal
And the counting begins
What is this Kara - 0 Solar Flare - 5
Brainy
7.
Kelly Olsen
Nine actually. She got sick and broke her arm the first time.
Alex Danvers
And this is just the beginning
-SG-
Lena Luthor
Kara has her powers back.
Nia Nal
:(
-SG-
Alex Danvers
And they are gone again
Nia Nal
:D
-Nia Nal
Solar Flares - 12 Kara Danvers: 0
Lena Luthor
Do I want to ask?
Nia Nal
Kara was looking at her phone and she tripped on the curb
Her knees are messed up
OMG I think she's crying
Alex Danvers
She is going to be the death of us
-SG-
J'onn J'onzz
I can not believe I am adding to this, but Kara has gone down again.
Alex Danvers
I can feel the disappointment from here
Kelly Olsen
What happened?
J'onn J'onzz
She crashed into a pole.
Kelly Olsen
Did she not see it?"
J'onn J'onzz
She saw it. She thought it was higher.
Nia Nal
LOL
-SG-
Nia Nal
And Kara is down again
Lena Luthor
What did she do now?
Nia Nal
Her hand got stuck between the elevator doors
She tried to stop it for one of the interns and it just kept closing
It didn't even hesitate
Just kept closing
She's lucky the elevator didn't move
Imagine if it cut her fingers got cut off
How would Supergirl save the world?
LOL
Kelly Olsen
I think we should talk about your humor.
Nia Nal
I'm good
LOL
Lena Luthor
What happened with Kara?
Nia Nal
She's fine
Her fingers are just bruised
She can't type though
I gave her candy
LOL
-SG-
Kelly Olsen
All of Kara's injuries disappear when Kara's powers come back, right?
Lena Luthor
What did she hurt this time?
Kelly Olsen
Her arm might have snapped in half...
Lena Luthor
(After five minutes)
She's under my insurance. God knows she wouldn't be able to afford her own
Kelly Olsen
She wants you here.
Lena Luthor
Tell her I'll see her in three minutes.
Nia Nal
Whipped
-SG-
Alex Danvers
So, Kara may have destroyed the display window at Target?
Lena Luthor
After a glass of whiskey
Or three
Have them call me.
Nia Nal
I need a sugar daddy
Brainy get rich!
Brainy
I can transfer money into your account.
J'onn J'onzz
No.
-SG-
Lena Luthor
Solar Flare: 23
Kara: 0
Alex Danvers
I need to know what happened!
Lena Luthor
Kara puked during cycling class.
Nia Nal
LOL
Mood
(Crying Emoji)x4
Alex Danvers
(Laughing emoji)
Tell Kara I am dying of laughter.
And that she's going on a run with me next time!
Lena Luthor
She says she hates you
-SG-
Nia Nal
Solar Flare: 27
Kara: 0
She got food poisoning, taking her home
Kelly Olsen
What did she eat?
Nia Nal
Old Potstickers
I think I might have seen a civilization in it
I told her not to eat any
She ignored me and now she's throwing up
Can I take her home boss?
Lena Luthor
Yes, tell her I'll take her some soup and potsticker.
Nia Nal
Savage
I love it
And she threw up on me
LOL
-SG-
Alex Danvers
Kara down. Need soup. She is sick.
Lena Luthor
On it.
An Hour Later
Alex Danvers
Kara just dropped her soup all over her lap.
Lena is trying to calm her.
Kara just stopped, dropped and rolled on the ground.
Nia Nal
She's not on fire though
Alex Danvers
I wonder if it's too late to return her.
