You Created a Chat About Kara Being A Useless Human So We Can All Keep Tabs

This is the companion texting story of Kara Daners vs. Being Human. Enjoy

This chapter is set between "We Are Wrapping You Up In Bubble Wrap" and "I Think Someone Poisoned My Potstickers"

-SG-

Lena Luthor's Phone

Alex Danvers
I bet you are all wondering why I brought you all here

Lena Luthor
You created a chat about Kara being a useless human so we can all keep tabs.

Nia Nal
Harsh but not wrong

J'onn J'onzz
Has something happened?

Lena Luthor
You can say that.

Alex Danvers
Luthor here almost chopped off Kara's fingers

Nia Nal
And the counting begins

What is this Kara - 0 Solar Flare - 5

Brainy
7.

Kelly Olsen
Nine actually. She got sick and broke her arm the first time.

Alex Danvers
And this is just the beginning

-SG-

Lena Luthor
Kara has her powers back.

Nia Nal
:(

-SG-

Alex Danvers
And they are gone again

Nia Nal
:D

-Nia Nal
Solar Flares - 12 Kara Danvers: 0

Lena Luthor
Do I want to ask?

Nia Nal
Kara was looking at her phone and she tripped on the curb

Her knees are messed up

OMG I think she's crying

Alex Danvers
She is going to be the death of us

-SG-

J'onn J'onzz
I can not believe I am adding to this, but Kara has gone down again.

Alex Danvers
I can feel the disappointment from here

Kelly Olsen
What happened?

J'onn J'onzz
She crashed into a pole.

Kelly Olsen
Did she not see it?"

J'onn J'onzz
She saw it. She thought it was higher.

Nia Nal
LOL

-SG-

Nia Nal
And Kara is down again

Lena Luthor
What did she do now?

Nia Nal
Her hand got stuck between the elevator doors

She tried to stop it for one of the interns and it just kept closing

It didn't even hesitate

Just kept closing

She's lucky the elevator didn't move

Imagine if it cut her fingers got cut off

How would Supergirl save the world?

LOL

Kelly Olsen
I think we should talk about your humor.

Nia Nal
I'm good

LOL

Lena Luthor
What happened with Kara?

Nia Nal
She's fine

Her fingers are just bruised

She can't type though

I gave her candy

LOL

-SG-

Kelly Olsen
All of Kara's injuries disappear when Kara's powers come back, right?

Lena Luthor
What did she hurt this time?

Kelly Olsen
Her arm might have snapped in half...

Lena Luthor
(After five minutes)
She's under my insurance. God knows she wouldn't be able to afford her own

Kelly Olsen
She wants you here.

Lena Luthor
Tell her I'll see her in three minutes.

Nia Nal
Whipped

-SG-

Alex Danvers
So, Kara may have destroyed the display window at Target?

Lena Luthor
After a glass of whiskey
Or three
Have them call me.

Nia Nal
I need a sugar daddy

Brainy get rich!

Brainy
I can transfer money into your account.

J'onn J'onzz
No.

-SG-

Lena Luthor
Solar Flare: 23
Kara: 0

Alex Danvers
I need to know what happened!

Lena Luthor
Kara puked during cycling class.

Nia Nal
LOL

Mood

(Crying Emoji)x4

Alex Danvers
(Laughing emoji)
Tell Kara I am dying of laughter.

And that she's going on a run with me next time!

Lena Luthor
She says she hates you

-SG-

Nia Nal
Solar Flare: 27
Kara: 0

She got food poisoning, taking her home

Kelly Olsen
What did she eat?

Nia Nal
Old Potstickers

I think I might have seen a civilization in it

I told her not to eat any

She ignored me and now she's throwing up

Can I take her home boss?

Lena Luthor
Yes, tell her I'll take her some soup and potsticker.

Nia Nal
Savage

I love it

And she threw up on me

LOL

-SG-

Alex Danvers
Kara down. Need soup. She is sick.

Lena Luthor
On it.

An Hour Later

Alex Danvers
Kara just dropped her soup all over her lap.

Lena is trying to calm her.

Kara just stopped, dropped and rolled on the ground.

Nia Nal
She's not on fire though

Alex Danvers
I wonder if it's too late to return her.