I Will Murder Each And Every One of You

This chapter is set during "Wait, Oliver, Sara, and Barry Are Babysitting Kara?" and the team up part of "You're The One Who Gives Us All Hope, Not Supergirl"

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Barry Allen's Phone

Oliver Queen
So we are heading to Earth 38 for Alex's wedding?

Barry Allen
Yeah, we are meeting at Kara's best friends place.

Sara Lance
Will it fit all of us my team is big

Barry Allen
I think all of our teams are big. Except Oliver's.

Oliver Queen
Not my fault I don't need an army to protect this city.

Barry Allen
I think Kara has the biggest team. She has a whole government agency on her side.

Sara Lance
She is probably the safest hero out of the four of us

Barry Allen
She'll protect us.

Sara Lance
Will our phones work while we are on Kara's Earth

Barry Allen
I'm sure. I mean yours work while you're in other timelines. And if not, we can have Felicity or Cisco fix it for us.

Oliver Queen
Let's go to Earth 38 then.

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Lena Luthor's Phone

Sara Lance
So this is the chat?

Nia Nal
Yup

Every time something happens with Kara we put it here

I'm Nia btw

Dreamer

Lena Luthor
Yes, the creator of this chat is Alex.

Alex Danvers
You're welcome

Oliver Queen (Asshole)
I hate this already.

Lena Luthor
You and me both.

Felicity Smoak
If Kara isn't back in one piece, we won't protect you by what Lena will do.

Ava Sharpe
Even I don't even want to double cross her.

Iris West-Allen
Pray for her safety.

Barry Allen
Yeah, Kara just fell off the sidewalk.

Iris West-Allen
Praying for your life.

Lena Luthor
I will murder each and every one of you.

Sara Lance
Hot :p

Nia Nal
Kara will kill you

I want to watch?

Oliver Queen (Asshole)
Kara just crashed into a tree and is crying while she hugs it.

How do you guys deal with her?

Alex Danvers
She's my sister

I HAVE to deal with her

Brainy
She's Supergirl.

Nia Nal
Yeah and you can't tell me it's not funny

Lena Luthor
I love her.

And the sex is fun.

Alex Danvers
DAMN IT LUTHOR!

Nia Nal
LOL

Dead

XD

Sara Lance
Kara crashed on a car

J'onn J'onzz
A car hit Kara?

Barry Allen
No, Kara hit a car.

Lena Luthor
I'll meet you guys at the hospital.

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Barry Allen's Phone

Barry Allen
Oliver, Sara and I will be staying at the hospital.

Iris West-Allen
What happened? Who got hurt?

Barry Allen
Kara.

Sara Lance
And Oli

John Diggle
What happened to Oliver?

Barry Allen
He fell down some stairs.

Sara Lance
I think Lena pushed him

Oliver Queen
I can confirm she did.

Felicity Smoak
That's what you get for not watching over Kara.

Oliver Queen
Sara and Barry were there too. Why was I singled out?

Barry Allen
Cause you're the oldest out of all of us. Like biologically.

Oliver Queen
I hate you three.

Iris West-Allen
But is Kara okay?

Sara Lance
The doctor thinks so

They just want her to sober up before they let her go home

Make sure she has no concussion

Hey did you guys know she had her own hospital room?

Cisco Ramon
She has a rich girlfriend. She probably bought the room for her.

Barry Allen
Nope. Lena just told me it's cause Kara ends up here a lot.

You know, for a Super, Kara isn't that graceful.

Lena is sure that Kara has broken every bone in her body.

Cisco Ramon
What I would do to have a rich girlfriend.

Kamilla Hwang
Babe?

Oliver Queen
Is no one going to ask how I'm doing?

Felicity Smoak
No.

John Diggle
You'll survive.

Laurel Lance
Nope.

Sara Lance
Ha

Barry Allen
Lena said you're lucky that is all she did.

She said she doesn't want to go back to prison.

Mick Rory
I like her

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Lena Luthor's Phone

Kara Danvers
I'm almost there! Don't let them leave.

Lena Luthor
They know to wait.

Kara Danvers
I'm glad you got to meet them.

Lena Luthor
Me too. You have good friends.

Except Oliver.

Kara Danvers
It's not my fault my Nazi self loved and married him.

Lena Luthor
His evil self let evil you die.

Kara Danvers
She wanted my heart...

Lena Luthor
I still don't like him.

Kara Danvers
aeoyrpaioekfdh

Lena Luthor
Kara?

Phone call x3

What happened?

Answer me!

Kara Danvers
I'm fine!

Lena Luthor
Just get here. So Oliver can leave.

And then you can fall down the stairs for all I care.

A few hours later

Lena Luthor
I didn't mean it.

Kara Danvers
:'(

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Oliver Queen's Phone

Lena Luthor
Mr. Queen?

Oliver Queen
Ms. Luthor.

Lena Luthor
I don't know if you know this, but a while back, Kara was kidnapped after she solar flared. And we were able to save her because of your trackers. I wanted to thank you.

Oliver Queen
I'm just glad I could help.

Lena Luthor
I still hate you.

Oliver Queen
It wasn't me!

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Barry Allen's Phone

Lena Luthor
Ms. Lance, Mr. Allen, I wanted to thank you and your teams for your help today.

Barry Allen
You don't have to thank us. After all the help Kara has given us protecting Earth 1, we owed her too.

Sara Lance
And we are so glad she's okay

Lena Luthor's Phone

Nia Nal
Finally, a team up!

Alex Danvers
Kara almost died Nia

Nia Nal
But she didn't...

Lena Luthor
Nia.

Nia Nal
Right sorry

But it was great seeing all of you guys again!

Ray Palmer
The pleasure is all ours.

Nate Heywood
We love visiting you guys. I like Earth 38.

Cisco Ramon
It's the same as Earth 1.

Nate Heywood
But with supers.

Caitlin Snow
We teamed up with Supergirl AND Superman last year, during our annual team ups but you guys didn't want to help us.

Nate Heywood
I knew something good happened!

J'onn J'onzz
Thank you for your help with this invasion.

Ava Sharpe
Does this happen a lot?

Lena Luthor
You have no idea.

Brainy
Lena helped stop the Daxamite invasion.

Nia Nal
Didn't she help start it?

Lena Luthor
Do you like working at Catco Ms. Nal?

Nia Nal
Right

Lena helped Kara beat the Daxamites

:)

Barry AllenPlease let us know if you guys need our help again.

J'onn J'onzz
We'll keep that in mind.

Lena Luthor
Please let Mr. Queen know I still hate him.

Cisco Ramon
Damn girl, what did he do?

Nia Nal
LMAO

Alex Danvers
Earth-X. Evil Oliver was married to Evil Kara and Lena is still throwing a hissy fit about it

Lena killed her own brother, I don't think she will have a problem killing Oliver

Anyone want to take bets?

Damn it, Kara just fell off the bed again! I'm going to handcuff her to it

Sara Lance
Alex?

Alex Danvers
I know!

Lena Luthor
I can confirm Kara likes that.

Alex Danvers
I'll help Oliver hide your body