Chapter two-Laughing still- i feel sorry for these two... but i just can't help but write more.

On with the story!

Chapter two: Waking Up Part Two

Slowly Sam woke up to the sound of someone ranting on and on about evil plots and a ghost named Ozell. She smiled at first thinking it was Danny, but when she listened closer she knew it couldn't be her halfa. The voice was all wrong. It sounded much more like a girls voice than Danny's.

She slowly sat up with a yawn stretching her arms. She Noted that her arms felt like ton of bricks but passed it off as still being tired. She finally opened her eyes. In front of her stood a beautiful young woman. Black hair, blue eyes, Danny's clothes, and a killer figure... Wait! What! Danny's clothes?

"Uh, morning, Sam", the girl spoke looking Sam in the eye nervously. Something about those blue orbs seemed familiar.

"Uh, hi. Can I help you?", She asked and took note of another strange happening. Her voice was much deeper. Reaching the near barritone levels that Danny's was once at, but she pushed that to the back of her head. First of all she wanted to know who this girl was and why she was wearing Danny's clothes. She could feel the growning knot of jealousy in her stomach.

"Well... Yeah, just don't freak out, OK?", the girl said holding something behind her back. At about that moment Tucker came into the room, mischief in his eyes shining brightly. The girl turned a scowl on him before turing back to Sam. She pulled a small hand mirror from behind her back holding it up for Sam to see.

Sam sent the girl a questioning glare, warning her that if she had messed with her make up, then the girl would pay dearly. Finally she looked in the mirror and right away started laughing. The girl blinked a couple times, looked at the mirror, then looked back at Sam.

"Well that wasn't the result I was expecting", she said sounding a lot like Danny at that moment.

"Oh, C'mon. What am I supposed to do? Scream, faint? C'mon that is so obviously fake! No one in their right mind would fall for that", Sam continued to laugh. The girl sighed and tilted her head back rubbing her temples as if she had a headache.

"I was hoping this was going to be easy, but no. Nothing can ever be easy for Danny", the girl mumbled bearly audible, which pulled Sam out of her laughter.

"You say something about Danny? Where is he? Did he pay you off to do this or something?", she asked now crossing her arms over her chest. Once again the girl sighed. It was going to be one hell of a day.

"One- Danny did not pay me off. Two- He's here you just can't see him. Three", she had sat down by now rubbing her forehead," Find your breasts."

Sam did a double take. What the hell! Did that girl just say what she thought she did! She looked at Tucker for some sort of follow up be he was just staring at the two of them amusedly obviously hiding his laughter behind his hand. Sam sighed and turned a glare on the girl in Danny's clothing.

"Fine, but after this you had better tell me what the hell is going on", she looked down to find her chest... MISSING! "WHERE THE HELL!"

The girl winced and rubbed the enside of her ear with a pinky finger. "I ecpected that kind of response in the first place", she mumbled.

Sam was on the brink of passing out. What the hell was going on? As she stood up she noticed that her clothes were a whole lot tighter on this new frame. Her body was now the tall lean body of a young man around danny's age. She wasn't nearly as muscular as Dash or Danny but she had some muscle under her... Ahem his clothing. He now stood a couple inches talle than the girl making him around Tuck's height. She looked up seeing the girl come closer and place a hand on his shoulder looking him straight in the eye.

"Sam, I'm Danny", As the words sank in it, somehow in some crazy way, made sense. The girl had the same ebony hair and Sky blue eyes that Danny did, even if the hair was longer than his. She still had same air about her that Danny did.

"OK", Sam started nodding sitting back down," This is all some strange as HELL dream and I just need to focus and I will wake up." She heard the girl claiming to be Danny sigh as Tucker laughed Shouting,' Pay up, buddy!'.

To Sam's surprise the 'dream' didn't fade away. Instead 'Danny'(from this point on his name will Be Danielle and his short name will be spelled Danni) Walked up and poked her hard on the arm.

"Ow! What are you-"

"Dreams don't hurt, Sam. You are not Dreaming. I am Danny. That bastard Ozell somehow switched our genders and my sister is on the way over here to pick me up and doesn't know anything about what's going on yet", she said in one quick breath. Sam's eyes once again widened in understanding.

"Oh, dear god!", He wished he could pass out then wake up an hour or so later a girl again, but somehow Sam didn' think that work. Suddenly the door bell rang and they knew Jazz had come to get Danny.

"Oh great. She's early. What are we supposed to tell her?", Danni had hoped to have some time to sit with Sam and Tucker to figure some kind of cover story but looks like that was out of the question.

"What about we tell her-", Tucker stopped midway as Sam stood up.

"How about we tell her the truth? I mean what can it hurt?", he said and looked down at his hands they were much bigger than they used to be but still slender,"I Was actually thinking it might just be better to tell everyone."

Danni's eyes were wide and she looked like she was about to refuse but Tucker jumped in before she could.

"That might be a good idea. I mean it'd be better than some lame cover story. Just tell people the crazy ghost with the bottomless pockets pulled a prank on you two", Tucker suggested and as much as it looked like Danni wanted to argue it was obvious she was resigning herself to what they said.

The door bell rang again. Tucker went to go get it.

Danni leaned in close to Sam whispering," And what are people gonna say when they see Danielle Phantom?"

"Just feed 'em the same line about Ozell pranking you and you should be fine", Sam whispered back.

"Now uh... Just keep an open mind ok, Jazz", Jazz just crossed her arms and Gave him a glare that said Give-me-my-brother-or-suffer-the-consequences!

He quickly led her to Danielle Fenton and Samuel Manson.

"What the...?", Jazz was shocked at first, but like Danni and Sam did, she turned a glare on the techno-geek,"Tuck, if you're going to hide my brother and Sam atleast try to put their look alikes in the right clothing."

"Jazz, he's not trying to hide us... God Damn it! Screw subtelty, I'm getting tired of this", Danni stood up and took on the stance she used to when about to go ghost," I'm going ghost!"

The blue white rings appeared around her center, one going up the other going down. After they were gone there stood Danielle Phantom. The hazmat suit clung to her new curves as if it had been made for that body instead of the one that occupied it before.

"Jazz, to put a long story short, I am Danny, He", she pointed a finger at Sam ( just so you all know Sam is still in a skirt and now a guy-Laughing-)," is Sam, Ozell attacked us with some kind of powder that knocked us out, and we woke up like this. No questions!"

Jazz just gulped nodding looking at the phantom girl hovering before her with now flowing snow white hair and glowing green eyes and the Danny Phantom emblem on the front of her suit.

"OK", and she promptly met the ground with a dull thud.

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A/N: Chapter two down. tell me what yall think. God i couldn't stop laughing after writing the last line in chapter one. "I have boobs"-Pretends to feint but can't stop laughing- well tell me what you guys think by reviewing. hope you have as much fun reading it as i did writing it.