Kara Is So Lucky She's Supergirl

This chapter is set during "I Fell On the Christmas Tree"

-SG-

Lena Luthor's Phone

Kara Danvers
You're coming for the Fourth of July, right?

Lena Luthor
I might have to stay in the office.

Kara Danvers
I'm going to be real close to fireworks.

Lena Luthor
I'll be there around five.

Kara Danvers
I love you!

Red Heart Emoji x6

-SG-

Kelly Olsen's Phone

Kara Danvers
Tell Alex I'm really sorry.

Kelly Olsen
She said you owe her a lot of ice cream and pizza.

Kara Danvers
How's her leg?

Kelly Olsen
I'm sure it'll heal. Maybe a small scar. But I think it's hot.

Kara Danvers
Ew.

-SG-

Eliza Danvers' Phone

Lena Luthor
Good Morning Dr. Danvers, Kara said she'll warm up the turkey with her heat vision, is that safe?

Eliza Danvers
Lena, how many times do I have to tell you, Eliza is just fine. And to answer your question, yes, it is safe. We have tested the radiation, and it is safe to consume.

Lena Luthor
Sorry Eliza. Habits. Should I let Kara be in charge of the turkey?

Eliza Danvers
I wouldn't let her touch the oven in my home.

Lena Luthor
Wish us all luck.

-SG-

Lena Luthor's Phone

Lena Luthor
So Kara dropped her replacement turkey.

Nia Nal
Does that mean we are going to starve

Lena Luthor
You made Kara burn the first turkey Nia Nal.

Nia Nal
She was using her heat vision!

What if she poisoned us?

Brainy
The radiation in Kara's heat vision is not dangerous.

Alex Danvers
We did it all the time

Nia Nal
No one told me!

I AM HUNGRY

Lena Luthor
Should have thought of that before distracting Kara.

-SG-

Alex Danvers
So Kara is in the emergency room

Nia Nal
What she do now

Get hit by another car

Get shot

Tripped over a pebble

Kelly Olsen
She has to get her fingers sewed back on...

Nia Nal
WTF

Lena Luthor
What happened?!

Alex Danvers
We went to the ice rink because we haven't been spending time together as much and Kara fell and someone stepped on Kara's fingers with the skating blades

There was so much blood

Kara's fingers weren't cut off or anything but that was just because of the bone

But we could see the bone

And there was so much blood

Lena Luthor
How is she doing?

Alex Danvers
She cried

A lot

I don't think I've seen her cry in pain in like

The kids who saw are going to be so traumatized

I'm going to be traumatized

Lena Luthor
If she wakes up, tell her I love her and I'm on my way.

Nia Nal
Holy shit

Kara lost her fingers

Did you get pictures?

J'onn J'onzz
I am sure Alex was too worried about Kara to take pictures.

Alex Danvers
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Nia Nal
Gross

LOL

I can see the bone

Lena Luthor
Muting.

Kelly Olsen
Will the scar disappear when Kara gets her powers?

Brainy
There is a chance it might not. Kara does still have the scar on her forehead. Has her other scars disappeared?

Alex Danvers
It's the only scar she has and I haven't seen any of her other scars so I think she'll be okay

Lena has arrived

Kara is so high on drugs and told Lena she had an accident

Kara thinks she doesn't have fingers

Oh my god Kara brought up sex

I don't want to think about it and I'm leaving

Lena Luthor
Serves you right.

-SG-

Lena Luthors
Kara has gotten her powers back. Her scars are gone. And Kara's fingers work like normal.

Alex Danvers
Damn it Luthor I don't need to know about it!

Lena Luthor
Kara was very enthusiastic. Making up for lost time.

Kelly Olsen
Kara is so lucky she's Supergirl. Or she'd be covered from head to toe with scars.

Lena Luthor
I am so lucky she's Supergirl. She makes our special time VERY special.

Alex Danvers
I can literally kill you and get away with it

I just blame Lex and I get off scot free

Try me

Lena Luthor
I'll get back to you later, Kara is ready to use those fingers again.

Nia Nal
LOL

Tickets for sale

Whose side will Kara take?

Brainy
There is a 40 percent chance Kara will take Alex's side because that's her sister. But there is a 60 percent chance she'll take Lena's just because it will arouse her.

Alex Danvers
I will literally murder everyone in this chat

Kelly Olsen
Hey!

Alex Danvers
I will literally murder everyone except Kelly in this chat

-SG-

Alex Danvers
Kara fell and broke the Christmas tree

Attachment: 1 image

Nia Nal
LOL

Lena Luthor
Her ankle got tangled in the wire.

J'onn J'onzz
Why didn't she use her powers?

Alex Danvers
It's Kara

She let a family of chipmunks live in our tree after she saw Alvin and the Chipmunks

Nia Nal
Please tell me she tried to teach them to sing

Alex Danvers
She did

It wasn't until mom broke the news that she stopped and she was really disappointed when she had to let them go back to the wild

Nia Nal
Do you have more stories?

Lena Luthor
I would also like to hear them.

Alex Danvers
She thought Santa broke into people's houses and her first Christmas she stayed awake all night waiting for him

There was the time Kara found out about the Easter Bunny I think it was more of a translation error but she was scared he was going to eat her

She set a few Christmas trees on fire and froze like three

Aaaannndd Kara just broke the Christmas trees again

Lena Luthor
She looks devastated.

Nia Nal
I wish I was there

-SG-

Kara Danvers
M sorwer

I sowereas

I sm sieury

I AM SORRY

Lena Luthor
Angry emoji

-SG-

(From Bonus Scene)

Alex Danvers' Phone

Alex Danvers
So I just found out Lena's arm is broken

Nia Nal
LOL

The curse lives on

Kelly Olsen
What happened?

J'onn J'onzz
What did Kara do?

Alex Danvers
I didn't get the details but Kara lost control of her powers for an *intimate* moment

Nia Nal
You can say SEX

Kara broke Lena's arm while they were having sex

While they were getting down and dirty

Bow chicka wow wow

Alex Danvers
I will personally slit your throat

So you better hope I don't catch you sleeping

Nia Nal
You won't

Alex Danvers
I can wait

I grew up with Kara I know how to be patient

I can wait

You won't expect me

Sleep with one eye open

Your dreams won't save you

Nothing can save you