You Are Going To Be Murdered Either Way

This chapter is set during "Stop Breaking My Nose!"

-SG-

Lena Luthor's Phone

Lena Luthor
Next Valentines, can one of you take over patrolling?

Alex Danvers
Kara missed Valentine's Day

Lena Luthor
Kara broke my nose.

Nia Nal
LMFAO

How

Lena Luthor
Repeat of New Years.

Nia Nal
LMFAO

Best news of my life

I mean I'm sorry about your nose but like it's Kara so what do we expect

Kelly Olsen
Do you need someone to drive you to the hospital?

Lena Luthor
No, Kara was able to take me. She's been apologizing the whole time

Nia Nal
SEND PICTURES

Lena Luthor
You can pack up your desk.

Nia Nal
D:

:(

Alex Danvers
Do you need us to pick you up

Lena Luthor
My driver will take us home.

Nia Nal
My DrIvEr

I wish I was rich

Alex Danvers
Maybe you should have started a relationship with Lena rather than Brainy.

Nia Nal
Hey Lena

Do you need a mistress?

Brainy
Nia!

Nia Nal
She can be my mistress too

J'onn J'onzz
Is there anything you need Lena?

Lena Luthor
Actually, can someone deliver ice cream to my place? I am craving some and the cold might help the pain.

Kelly Olsen
Of course. Alex and I will deliver it and when you get home, it'll be in your fridge.

Alex Danvers
If you want we can sprinkle some kryptonite on Kara's

Lena Luthor
I'm contemplating it.

Nia Nal
Does that mean I still have my job?

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Nia Nal
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LENA!

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Brainy
Happy Birthday Lena, I hope you have a great today.

Alex Danvers
Happy birthday Luthor

Kelly Olsen
Happy birthday Lena. I'm really happy you were born and that we get to have another year with you in our lives.

J'onn J'onzz
Happy birthday Ms. Luthor. You have grown to be a wonderful young woman, and I know you will keep growing.

Lena Luthor
Thank you.

Nia Nal
I can feel the love

-SG-

Kara Danvers
Happy birthday! I love you so much! I am so glad you were born. And I am glad I get to spend your birthday with you. The most special day in your life, and it's the most important day of my life too. You are so great, and you deserve the world. I love you!

Lena Luthor
Thank you darling. For so long, I wished I wasn't born, but meeting you made me so happy.

Kara Danvers
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Lena Luthor
It happened again and it's Nia's fault.

Nia Nal
What did I do?

Lena Luthor
YOU GOT IN KARA'S HEAD AND SHE BROKE MY NOSE AGAIN!

Kelly Olsen
She's using all caps. She's serious. She never used those on Oliver.

Alex Danvers
Uh-oh

Nia Nal
I didn't mean it I just told Kara to be careful with celebrating because of your arm thing

How did she break your nose

Lena Luthor
She was setting red sun light lamps. She smacked me with the door.

Kelly Olsen
Alex just fell off the couch laughing.

Nia Nal
I am going to be murdered if I laugh but I want to laugh

Lena Luthor
You are going to be murdered either way

Nia Nal
Then I would die with joy

Brainy
Nia is laughing, and it's kind of creepy.

J'onn J'onzz
Is there anything you need?

Lena Luthor
Actually, there was some blood on the wall. Is there any way you can clean it? Kara and I don't need a reminder.

J'onn J'onzz
I can clean that up for you.

Lena Luthor
Thank you J'onn. Kara and I will be home in a few hours. Luckily, no one was in our room.

Nia Nal
I really didn't mean for Kara to hurt you

It was a meant as a joke

Lena Luthor
I know, Kara is just beating herself over this. But we'll be fine.

Nia Nal
Does that mean I get to live

Am I enemy number three again

Lena Luthor
Oliver is back to number two.

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Nia Nal's Phone

Kara Danvers
Is Lena okay?

Nia Nal
She is okay

Kara Danvers
Can you let her know I'm really sorry? I was just so excited.

Nia Nal
She knows it was an accident she's not mad

Kara Danvers
Does she need me to do anything? I don't want her to be mad.

Nia Nal
She's not mad Kara

She could never be mad at you

Kara Danvers
I should have been more careful.

Nia Nal
She said that six nose breaks are enough and that you guys can move past it if you stop

Kara Danvers
I will stop. I will be really careful from now on. Can you tell her I love her?

Nia Nal
She loves you

Kara Danvers
Heart emoji

-SG-

Lena Luthor's Phone

Lena Luthor
Kara and I are engaged.

Kelly Olsen
Congratulations!

Brainy
I have been waiting for this moment since arriving to this time.

J'onn J'onzz
I am glad I get to call you my daughter.

Alex Danvers
I'm getting another sister!

Nia Nal
YES!

BEST NEWS EVER

I'M GOING TO BE A BRIDESMAID

IT'S AN HONOR TO BE A PART OF YOUR JOURNEY

MY OTP HEART

Lena Luthor
You knew Kara and I were going to be married, Brainy?

Brainy
I did not know when, but I knew it was going to happen. Your love, it inspired all of us.

Nia Nal
So are you guys celebrating

Lena Luthor
No. We're in the hospital.

Alex Danvers
Again?

Nia Nal
LOL

Kelly Olsen
What did Kara do this time?

Lena Luthor
I may have broken her nose this time around? There was a lot of blood and tears. She begged for forgiveness for causing me so much pain every time she broke my nose. She almost passed out. She said she'd rather break her arm again.

Alex Danvers
What a baby

J'onn J'onzz
This happened while you asked her to marry you?

Lena Luthor
It was after I asked. I put the ring on her finger, and when I looked up, my head slammed against her nose.

Alex Danvers
LOL

Only the two of you

I mean I knew you were annoyed for all the nose breaks but revenge

Lena Luthor
I would never hurt her.

Kelly Olsen
We know. It was an accident. It was bound to happen.

Lena Luthor
The doctor gave Kara a lollipop after resetting her nose. I can't believe I fell in love with this girl.

Kelly Olsen
It's the Danvers way. They make you think they are so stable, and mature before they show you their real side.

Alex Danvers
It hasn't failed us yet

Lena LuthorI'm marrying Kara. She's going to be my wife.

Nia Nal
Jokes aside I really am happy for the two of you

Mrs and Mrs Danvers-Luthor

Moms