Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 4: One Mad Dive
Part 3: Diving Into DIY

Well, no-one said that people trying to cliff dive was easy at all...as one more team does it and shows something about them that everyone has expected!

And the four teams carry their mystery items into the second part of the challenge, where it takes a lot of DIY efforts to ensure that they're not eliminating someone.

Though, most of the contestants' expertise...was rough, so find out what they're working on in this part!


The 30 contestants of the Rhinos were standing with attitude on top of the cliff, as there was one more team to dive.

"Hey, though you guys have the most teammates in the game, that doesn't matter if you have three or more chickens in this challenge!" Chris announced. "Trust me, you Rugged Rhinos wouldn't like to go down like the Swordfishes do!"

"Oh, we won't. We've got a plan that's practically inspired." Azula bragged, as her alliance was just giving the thumbs up. "Sokka's team couldn't step it up."

"Who really knows. These guys could be cowards for all we know!" Lynn added in.

"Nobody asked you." Azula put a hand to Lynn's face.

The women, the men and the animals were ready to go down and go down hard they did...as Lynn ran off the cliff.

"Let's gooo-"

Lynn got bumped off by the cliff itself and then she landed in the safe zone.

"Jeez, imagine getting hit by a cliff!" Tron Bonne shouted. "...Uh, not me."

"That's one."

"Wait, do you want to get hit by a cliff?" Muscle Man asked.

"No, it's just that it would be pretty embarrassing!" Tron Bonne yelled, as she was just going all in in excues.

"Okay..." Muscle Man said, as his skin was flappin in the run. "...Hah, get owned!"

Muscle Man was going down hard with a cannonball...as JFK was just leaping off with a diagonal arms and Azula dove with a confident smile that showed her teammates her pride.

"These so-called man-eating animals are nothing but talk." Azula stated, as JFK was just reaching for her...as she came back with a kick.

"That's four divers, but not everyone can dive down. Most of us can easily do that, so it's nothing to worry about." Tifa stated, before looking over at some of her teammates. "Though some of us are going to have to toughen up."

"Then why are we diving down with sharks?" Clover asked.

"Because Total Drama's kinda wild in a good way!" Rock was ready to do the deed. "And most of us are tough."

"I was going down there anyways...but why sharks?" Clover asked in her bikini.

"No-one has the answer, let's just win this challenge." Azula shouted from the bottom, as Tron Bonne came down to dive decently.

"Okay." Rock and Clover both said.

These two then did their excited dives, though Clover was a little bit scared during hers and then Fred dove with the caveman strength and Tifa's was just doing quite a few backflips.

"When you've been up against gods, sharks and water don't scare me. Come on, let's go for another win!" Dante shouted, as Sugar and Sammy were just nervously looking at each other. "Besides, who else is doing the motivation?"

"Stop bragging." Sol remarked, as Storm Shadow did a speedy dive into the safe zone.

Dante, of course, did a few backflips for style before diving down with his sword and caused a big wave in the water and Sol just did a single backflip before diving down.

"Yeah, it's just one of those days for me." Sol said...before Sugar just dove down on top of him.

"Hey, you were in my way?!" Sugar shouted. "Also, your headband is kinda ugly!"

"Does it matter?" Sol asked, as he and Sugar were picked up.

Back at the top, there was something happening up there.

"Damn, these sharks are definitely existing and I definitely don't want to be eaten!" Yumeko said. "I like the odds of that."

"I feel we're both kinda insane about finding this fun!" Squirrel Girl shouted. "But some of us are scared."

"No duh, we're diving into a man-eating shark zone." Mai said nervously.

"So, it's just the usual day for me." Squirrel Girl said, as Yumeko had a wide smile.

"...Never mind. You two are crazy." Mai remarked, willing to do things.

Yumeko dove like a normal person, Mai was spicing things up with a few backflips and then Squirrel Girl looked down and saw the sharks.

She shrugged it off and then did a killer dive, tail practically ready to be bitten and then she landed in the safe zone.

"Let's fucking go-" Squirrel Girl exclaimed, before a shark tried to bite. "-No, don't mess up the food chain."

Tendou was looking down at the shark bite attempt and as did Hank and Pinstripe and they stopped their dive attempts.

"Whoa, that's one nasty bite...is that what we're doing?" Tendou asked.

"Yeah, what do you think it was? What the hell is Chris trying to do?" Hank said, as the sharks returned to being ready to bite again.

"Listen up, I've been threatened with my life too many times to care about this! If you guys can swim, then just drop it!" Pinstripe yelled, as the father and the middle blocker stopped.

Hank just sighed...as he did a pretty normal zone and hit the top of a shark into the safe zone, which just made Pinstripe scared during his dive.

Though Pinstripe went into the safe zone.

"At least we're not chickens." Hank stated, as Gintoki was about to join them.

"Hey, I'm not a chicken either." Gintoki said, before he did the dive with some toilet paper. "Sharks, I don't apologise."

The sharks somehow went after the toilet paper, looking for an enemy.

"Hey, I barely got these sharks approved!" Chris announced, as Gintoki wanted to say something from the safe zone. "Urgh..."

"Yeah, but why?" Gintoki asked, somehow back at the top. "These sharks are a national treasure!"

"They ain't anywhere, I can say that!" Pinstripe shouted from the bottom...as someone else was just making their own decision on wherever to dive. "There ain't any sharks here."

"I don't know, these sharks are weird and they're not slow either." Tendou shouted from the top, as Sammy just tapped his shoulder. "Yo, pretty lady."

"If you can swim, then you can dive. Those sharks probably won't come back for a while." Sammy said. "As for me..."

Sammy just did the dive for her team doing a safe zone.

"Yeah, these sharks are weird, but I'm not messing with them!"

Tendou did the dive after he said that and he managed to get into the safe zone...by hitting a buoy's side.

*Rock's confessional*

The guy still had his clothes off and was all smiles.

"Man, I don't know what was with the sharks. They were all like..." he imitated the shark bites "...that's for sure. This show's a bit insane in a good way!"

*Confessional cut*

"Man, there's 20 divers...but there's a bunch more to do some diving!" Chris announced, as Harley Quinn did a serious cannonball. "Make that 21."

"Yeah, shut up, host guy. I'm trying to beat Kusanagi." Iori said with a whole lot of spite.

"Well, we should aim to win for the entire team!" Shulk shouted at Iori. "Which we can do!"

"I'm doing it, shut the hell up!" Iori Yagami shouted.

These two also managed to do their dive, though they did it at the same time...and then they both hit the safe zone and each other...as the next diver cringed.

"Man...those are sharks?! I'm not willing to-" Legoshi stated...as the sharks were back and jumped up to get him. "-I'm not really risking my life for this!"

"Come on, it's safe down here!" Shulk shouted.

"Yeah, it's not that damn hard or dangerous!" Iori basically chastised Legoshi.

"I don't know, I'm not willing to bet!" Legoshi took the chicken hat, which got some looks from the remaining contestants up here. "Sorry..."

"If we lose because of you, you'll be sorry!" Coachman remarked, before chuckling. "The rest of us should get down there and finish this challenge easily."

"Wait, what do you mean the rest of us?" Carmelita asked, basically doing an interrogation. "Are you saying you're not going to dive?!"

"Whoa, whoa, we're all on the same team here." Legoshi said. "He didn't say that he wasn't going to dive."

"Wha-" Carmelita saw the old man smile knowingly. "-If you can swim, then we're finishing this!"

"Well, I am not a bad swimmer..." Coachman stated smugly, as Carmelita rolled her eyes.

Kristoff and Basil had already both done the dive, though it wasn't too crazy.

"I don't think I will get used to this heat." Kristoff said. "But I'm gonna get used to helping out."

"Right you are. But first, who else is up there?" Basil asked, also feeling the sweat.

"I dunno, but there were definitely three people. And one of them's scared." Kristoff said, seeing that Pepper Ann looked less than prepared to die down.

"Oh, well, that's a shame." Basil said, as his fellow alliance member landed in the safe zone's buoy. "He can survive."

"...Yeah." Kristoff noticed the old guy's fat.

Pepper Ann and Carmelita were looking down in the shark-filled ocean...as the former was thinking about something.

"Do you think I'm gonna get eaten by a shark?" Pepper Ann asked. "Because they're back."

"I think they're only going to bite when you miss the safe zone." Carmelita told her. "Which I doubt you'll miss, because most of the contestants have dove into it."

"It's not like these sharks are normal."

"I doubt that they're intentionally going out for people."

"...Yeah, you're right!" Pepper Ann accidentally fell over the cliff, though she managed to get into the safe zone.

Carmelita was the last one to dive, but chickens only counted in this thing, as she landed outside of the safe waters...though the sharks just went away from her.

"And the Rhinos only have one chicken! Meaning that both the Rhinos and Swordfishes get an advantage in the second part of today's challenge!" Chris announced, as Brody came back to pick up people.

"Oh, whoa, you dudes and ladies okay?" Brody asked, seeing that Coachman was underwater, Carmelita and Kristoff were avoiding sharks and Pepper Ann was just there. "Nah, trick question, I know you're okay."

*Kristoff's confessional*

The guy didn't look too pleased.

"I expected someone to get bitten. I didn't want or expect to see an old guy naked!"


Soon enough, every remaining contestant was there.

"Brody, thanks for picking these contestants up!" Chris announced, as the surfer dude waved...and got pushed out of view. "Once again, I'm only counting chickens, so the Rhinos and Swordfishes, with one chicken each get trolleys to carry their boxes to...some place. The other two teams don't, because they had 2 chickens."

"Aw!" Brody said.

"Get outta here, cameo!"

The surfer dude just ran far out of frame, probably to some other place.

"Thank you. Meet me up at my awesome resort!"

The many contestants got the message, but they weren't sure how to react to the surprise announcement to get to his hotel.

"I mean-" Legoshi said.

"Trust me, it's not going to be a fun time." Sammy remarked, as Legoshi just nodded.

Two people were definitely giving each other a hardcore glare.

*Sokka's confessional*

The guy was in a good mood with his trunks still on.

"Azula's going to see that we're a great team together and that her team is held together like...two swords, because they can't fit together!"

*Azula's confessional*

She looked very smug about something.

"Please you got carried all of the way by your bending friends, Sokka, I don't think your team's going to be safe, let alone beat mine."

"Is it yours, though?" Lynn asked. "Wait, this isn't the toilet."

"Wow, you're blind."

*Confessional cut*

The Swordfishes were mostly in a good mood, as Min Min and Nicole were definitely putting some work into pushing their trolley with a big box.

"What are we building?" Nicole asked. "I hope it's something else."

"What do you mean building, it could be anything." Min Min said.

"I've seen Total Drama before." Nicole said.

"...Oh, I've been working in the ramen stall all of my life, though we've travelled all over China! Spreading our ramen!" Min Min shouted.

"Please stop that-"

"Fine."

They were both still in a good mood like the rest of the team were...even if some of them weren't excited to be carrying the boxes.

"This is too hard, where did he even find these anyways?" Daphne asked.

"Wherever these trolleys are at, I'll be there to help you push them!" Oikawa bragged, as his trolley wasn't moving much.

"Uh, thanks. So, what do you do?"

"I played volleyball for my high school team. And I'm trying to play some more volleyball now that I'm outta school."

"Er, nice. Hope you achieve your dreams." Daphne said, as the two of them were carrying a single box.

"I heard you do a little mystery solving. I'd like to hang in on one of your mysteries!" Oikawa was just casually doing some hand signs. "You know, just 'cause."

"...Okay." Daphne answered, which got some of the guys oohing. "What's going on?"

"My guy's getting a lady." Lowain remarked, which made Daphne narrow her eyes.

"Nah, we're just teammates!" Oikawa shouted. "What's up with you?"

"Nothing, just seeing some moves being pulled." Sokka said, as Daphne had a look of regret on her face.

"Wait, aren't you from Japan?" Daphne asked, as Oikawa looked a little bit nervous. "How are you going to get well, my house?"

Oikawa said nothing, as Daphne just shrugged.

"He shouldn't take your advice." Daphne told Sokka and Lowain, who wasn't silent and then someone else jumped out.

"Hey, we're just guys that are doing the business of helping this guy out!" Tails told Daphne, as the fox surprised everyone.

"Yeah!" Sokka and Lowain yelled.

"Uh, I don't need help dating ladies." Oikawa confidently said, which got some quiet ire from Leshawna, actually. "Wait, it's nothing big."

"Can we just push these things, I'd like to see you guys catch up!" Askeladd shouted from an impressive distance.

A good chunk of the contestants on his team were just looking at him with confusion at how he even got there...as with a few others.

"This isn't our challenge, but we're losing with style, to boot." Bayonetta remarked, as some of the ladies were whooping. "That is very sad, but apparently there's a chance that we could do it."

"What do you mean, could? We can do it!" Cassie exclaimed, helping Bayonetta out.

*Connor's confessional*

"I think that this has not been good for me so far. Though I am an android, unlike most of my teammates, I don't have any special powers aside from being able to help investigate." Connor said, slightly saddened. "So, I will help in any possible way."

*Confessional cut*

There was another team that was really in a good mood and of course, they got second in the last challenge, as the Deers were feeling something.

"I don't know what I said or what I did, but I'm glad we're doing okay...it's still okay." Tiana said, as the restaurant princess was pushing.

"That's great and all, but okay isn't enough to consistently avoid elimination." Tanya added to that. "We need to be doing good to do that."

"I didn't say any of that, though!" Tiana exclaimed.

"Yeah, you're a real buzzkill!" Daisy shouted, as Luigi got back to looking at her respectfully. "Be like Luigi, who's cool."

"I like Luigi, but he's pretty scared of man-eating sharks." Tiana said, as Luigi was just breathing calmly.

"Who wouldn't be? I'm sure that they don't exist like this elsewhere." Julia remarked, a little angry at the host. "We should make them not do that."

"Yeah!" Daisy exclaimed, as Luigi got decked in the face. "Sorry about that."

"That would be good, but we can't do that at the moment. For now, we can figure whatever this next challenge is...because what are these for?" Tanya was still pushing the trolley with Tiana.

"I think we're building stuff...which I'm cool with!" Luigi exclaimed, still feeling the arm hit.

"Well, then, let's get serious." Julia said.

*Snake's confessional*

"While it's good that these other guys are talking about things other than this weird Total Drama season, we still need some strategy for the challenge." Snake said, sure that something weird was in process.

*Confessional cut*


Speaking of challenges, the four teams finally arrived...at a field near the junkyard and Chris had a smirk on his face that suggested something.

"What kind of tortuous challenge do you have for us?" Noah asked.

"More importantly, how are us villains going to rule it?" Giovanni felt the need to butt in.

"The second challenge is what I'd like to call building with wood! Though, it's simple...yet crazy!" Chris announced, ignoring both questions...as Noah sighed. "Each team has a different contraption or thing to build up, no hot tubs this time! Though, some boxes have stuff and others don't!"

"Why?" Noah asked.

"I think he's going to answer us." Kageyama said.

"You've got three hours to build a wooden thing and that's it!" Chris announced. "Also, the boxes have to be opened withoutyour hands. Anything else is allowed, powers extending from your hands included!"

"Damn, that's kinda crazy. We can just slice open these boxes?" Shego suggested

"Yeah. Any questions?"

A few hands raise up as quickly as they could.

"Cool! The challenge starts now!"

"What, we have questions!" Kageyama shouted.

"Yeah, I don't think they're going to get answered, though." Nobara answered, as the host was just going somewhere. "Let's open these bitches."

"How do you open them without hands?"

"Figure something out, that's all I'm saying."

These two weren't the only ones to be sure that there was some ridiculous things going on, as there was a certain trio on another team was confused.

"Don't worry, this thing is going to be figured out like nothing." Snufkin said. "We have feet, right?"

"I dunno, man, these feet weren't made for kicking." Jude shrugged it off. "Also, there's no handle thingy."

"Nah, it's gonna be too hard." Soos remarked, ready to demonstrate. "It's not like-"

The box somehow fell apart on its own, as the three of them were looking.

"-What kinda box is this?" Soos asked, still very confused.

"Does it really matter? We've got a blueprint!" Jude shouted. "Dudes, we've got the plan."

Somehow all of the Deers managed to come up to the blueprint with parts for one specific thing, as there was whole lot of wood and parts for a...

"Why are we making a gazebo? I swear the host is having a wild one." Penny Proud complained, as she was just carrying a pole of sorts.

"Chris has not changed much, really." Dawn sighed. "Though, all of us should get building."

"Let's go dudes, dudettes and ladies! We're about to make this gazebo too cool for Total Drama!" Jude exclaimed.

*Dawn's confessional*

"I sense a lot of villains in this season, but there are a lot of contestants in this season. But there's one aura that I know that could cause havoc to this island." Dawn said, having a butterfly sit on my hand. "And they're not on my team."

*Confessional cut*

The Swordfishes regained some serious momentum, as they were building something that was kinda easy compared to the gazebo...but also pretty tall as well.

"Whoa, why a skate ramp? Does Chris think he can beat us?!" Eva shouted.

"I don't think so, he ran out of ideas for challenges and tryna think of some more." Leshawna said, plain dissapointed with the host.

"Does it really matter. We came here to not lose, that's the least we can do." Eva said, ready to put her anger into building up the skate ramp.

"...How the heck are we gonna turn these things into different shapes?" Tails asked, as he saw Eva just punch a part of an open box. "Not really going to work."

"Sorry for problem solving!" Eva shouted sarcastically.

And the Crows were sure of something, as they got the plans to build a treehouse...somewhere near the junkyard.

"Listen up! We're making a treehouse and I'd like to see your butts get into action!" Sandy shouted. "Mikasa and I are gonna check this thing!"

"I'm just gonna do my thing and collect some more wood." Kyo remarked, as Terry bumped his shoulder. "As long as I can put my mark on it, I'm good."

"You and Terry can pick up some wood." Sandy said.

"We're going to do...bad things for us bad guys, because we're a team of bad guys." Giovanni proclaimed, as Shego just rolled her eyes. "Come on, top minion."

"Giovanni and your crew of sidekicks? You help fight off the other teams!" Sandy declared.

"Finally something good." Shego stopped being disinterested.

"The rest of us are making this thing happen!"

And the Rhinos weren't too surprised at what they were building up.

"You know what? I think if we win, we're chilling good!" Harley shouted. "Now who wants to lose?"

"Well, I don't. Some of us should collect the parts to make sure that this sauna is enough to make us win again!" Azula shouted. "And the other teams will fear the name Rugged Rhinos."

"Not gonna lie, that is...pretty rugged." Basil added in, as the two ladies just backed off.

"Well, you didn't need to say that. But we're all kicking the same ass anyways." Harley just pulled out the bat without much trouble.

"Well, then, it's time to show what we're made of." Azula proclaimed.

"The Rugged Rhinos are building a mini-sauna, the Crafty Crows are making a treehouse, the Daring Deers are making a gazebo and the Swordfishes a skate ramp! Which team will ace it after the break?" Chris announced, ready to transition to another part...in the story and on the television.


To be continued in Part 4, where the wooden structure building gets into gear, as these four teams are in the swing of things.

I'm trying to keep the content and the word count balanced, so that episode parts don't get too long...so please review

The Red Rhinos: One Chicken (-1, tied for first)
The Crafty Crows: Two chickens (-2, tied for second)
The Daring Deers: One chicken (-1, tied for first)
The Striking Swordfishes: Two chickens (-2, tied for second)

Trust me, the guest judge will add some spice to the judging of the wooden structures