So We All Agree It's Time For Kara To Join This Chat

This chapter is set after "Bark Bark Bark" and during "Today Is the Day Oliver Queen Dies" and right before "Oh God, It's Hereditary".

Lena Luthor's Phone

Alex Danvers
I have some news.

Nia Nal
This is going to be good

Lena Luthor
While we were off to pick Kara up, we found her, in puppy form.

Nia Nal
LOL

What type of dog was she

Alex Danvers
She was a golden retriever she was the Kara we all knew she was

Kelly Olsen
Did you take pictures? Please tell me you took pictures.

Alex Danvers
Attachments: 6 images

Nia Nal
Awwwww

Lena Luthor
She was adorable. And she gets those moments where she licks my face, and not in a good way.

Alex Danvers
Ew TMI Luthor

Nia Nal
Is there any way we can change Kara back to a puppy

Kelly Olsen
I would also like to know.

Lena Luthor
This is my girlfriend we are talking about. I would very much not get into that taboo subject.

Nia Nal
Ew

-SG-

Lena Luthor
I may have shot Oliver Queen.

J'onn J'onzz
Why? Is he okay?

Lena Luthor
I am not a villain, I wasn't going to kill Mr. Queen. But Sara told me about the first time he met Kara, and how mean he was to her.

Nia Nal
So note to self don't be mean to Kara or you may end up with a bullet shot

Lena Luthor
Don't annoy me Ms. Nal, or you may end up with a gun wound AND no job.

Nia Nal
Ouch

Kelly Olsen
But how is Oliver? What did Kara say? Who told you about Oliver being mean?

Lena Luthor
He's going to live. He'll just be a baby about it. Kara was okay with it, as long as I didn't kill him. And Sara told me, at Barry and Iris's vow renewal party. She told me because she knew how long I had been waiting.

Nia Nal
Sara is my new WCE

Brainy
WCE?

Nia Nal
Woman crush everyday

She is who I aspire to be with her pettiness

I stan

Kelly Olsen
Kara was okay with it?

Lena Luthor
She just told me to call her if I needed someone to pick me up and take him to the hospital. She gave me a kiss as I left to shoot him. She was very supportive.

Nia Nal
Fine I stan Kara again

There is so much darkness underneath her smiles

I completely stan

Lena Luthor
He didn't bleed too much. And I was nice enough to call Kara to take him to the hospital. I could have just left him and Kara would have allowed it.

Alex Danvers
Lena it finally happened

We have finally corrupted Kara

We won

Lena Luthor
I'll drink to that

J'onn J'onzz
Sometimes, I worry.

Kelly Olsen
You and I both.

Brainy
Lena does know he's one of the good guys, right?

Lena Luthor
He deserved it and no one can change my mind.

-SG-

Oliver Queen
I have to stay overnight to make sure there isn't any long term issues.

Lena Luthor
You'll live, unfortunately.

Oliver Queen
Does that mean I am forgiven? You literally shot me.

Lena Luthor
Mr. Queen, you are lucky all I did was shoot you. You forget, I am a daughter of the leader of an anti-alien organization, I know how to torture people.

Oliver Queen
I know how to do that as well.

Lena Luthor
Yes, but you won't hurt me. Not if you want an angry kryptonian against you. And this Earth-X Kara has nothing on MY Kara if you so much as think of hurting me.

Oliver Queen
Who's going to pay for the hospital bill?

Lena Luthor
I am sure you'll live. Wasn't your wife the CEO of Palmer tech?

Oliver Queen
Did Kara know about this? Is that why she showed up?

Lena Luthor
She did not. And I am appalled that you would believe she would. Are you really her friend, Mr. Queen?
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-SG-

Lena Luthor
Mr. Queen, I trust you will keep Kara safe as long as you are here in National City.

Oliver Queen
It's not as if my life is in the line.

Lena Luthor
Your life is linked to Kara's. And you shall keep breathing as long as Kara is at our wedding, unharmed.

Oliver Queen
You have my word.

Sara Lance
This is pure gold

We aren't lying Lena really hates you

Nia Nal
This is gold pure gold

Kelly Olsen
I'm sure Kara is going to be okay.

Lena Luthor
Kara hit a car before your wedding. She was turned into a child. She fell off a treadmill. She shot herself. SHE GOT TURNED INTO A PUPPY!

Oliver Queen
She was changed into a child with the Legends!

Lena Luthor
If I remember correctly, Alex and I left her under your care?

Oliver Queen
She would have killed herself or us if she had stayed with us. I believe she would be better off with Barry.

Barry Allen
Hey! Don't throw me under the bus!

She almost burnt my home down! I couldn't have her stay there, and then she got hurt in Star Labs, she needed to stay with the Legends, because someone could watch her 24/7.

Sara Lance
Kara was a nightmare but adorable child

Lena Luthor
Which is why I let the child turning situation go. Or else I would have shot you a long time ago.

Oliver Queen
Gee, thanks.

Nia Nal
Am I the only one who's enjoying this

Alex Danvers
Nope I want this to keep going

Lena Luthor
But know Mr. Queen, if you and the other two idiots choose to take Kara out, and if something happens to Kara, I will be holding you accountable.

Barry Allen
Hey!

Sara Lance
I would argue but

Oliver Queen
I hate Earth 38.

Nia Nal
I love these guys

Sara Lance
ANYWAYS

Kara's bachelorette party at 8 tonight

I found a club and I think I can sneak in alien alcohol for Barry and Kara

Oliver Queen
I am going to die.

Lena Luthor
I would say it was a pleasure to know you, but I don't want to lie. I am sure some people will miss you.

-SG-

Lena Luthor
I just wanted to let you know that I really am happy for what you did.

Oliver Queen
It was nothing. Like I said, everyone deserves to have family to be at their wedding.

Lena Luthor
And thank you for keeping Kara safe at the back.

Oliver Queen
I was serious when I said Kara was like a younger sister. And I would protect her as such.

Lena Luthor
I am happy she has you.

Oliver Queen
You have me too, whenever you need, I will always be here to help. You just have to call.

Lena Luthor
Thank you, Oliver.

Oliver Queen
You are very welcome, Lena.

-SG-

Alex Danvers
So Esme tried Kara's shoe laces while she was with us and she may have fallen on our coffee table

Brainy
May have?

Kelly Olsen
Is Esme okay?

Lena Luthor
Is Kara okay?

Nia Nal
Classic Kara

Alex Danvers
She did and it shattered and she has glass in her arm

Esme is trying to sooth Kara but she's crying

The pieces aren't even in the deep

J'onn J'onzz
Kryptonian Kara and Human Kara have different pain tolerances.

Alex Danvers
I feel like I'm taking care of two children

Lena Luthor
You helped raise Kara, what does that say about you?

Alex Danvers
You're in love with a child what does that say about you

Lena Luthor
She'll keep me young.

Kelly Olsen
How is Kara doing?

Alex Danvers
Esme is being a great nurse she just placed bandaids on Kara's cuts and tucked her inKara is asleep

Kelly Olsen
That's my girl.

Lena Luthor
I'll be by to pick up Kara and take her to get checked up.

Alex Danvers
I'll have a juice box ready for her

-SG-

Kara Danvers' Phone

Lena Luthor
Why am I hearing about the firemen going to our home?

Kara Danvers
I love the sound of that, our home.

Lena Luthor
Kara.

Kara Danvers
Fine, I may have started a grease fire. It was all handled though!

Lena Luthor
How damaged is the kitchen?

Kara Danvers
The living room curtains?

Lena Luthor
How?

Kara Danvers
I thought we had no questions asked about these things?

Lena Luthor
Fine. Just go buy new ones.

Kara Danvers
I love you!

Lena Luthor
I love you

-SG-

Lena Luthor
So, Kara almost burnt down our curtain.

Alex Danvers
How

Lena Luthor
She didn't tell me. We have this thing, where I don't question how Kara destroys things.

Nia Nal
What else has she destroyed

Lena Luthor
Three televisions, two couches, four tables, a sink, seven windows, two doors, and six curtains.

Kelly Olsen
How was she able to destroy all those things?

Lena Luthor
Some were because of her powers. Others were because she tripped, or caused a fire to burn.

Nia Nal
I would really like to hear about what Kara would like to say about all this

Lena Luthor
She won't say anything. She'd be too embarrassed to.

Alex Danvers
What is going on with you Mrs. Luthor-Danvers this is the most you've gossiped about Kara

Lena Luthor
This is the first time Kara actually stumped me.

Nia Nal
We finally got Lena to join the dark side

Cookies

Alex Danvers
Who thinks it's time for Kara to join

Kelly Olsen
Will she be able to check the previous texts from the moment she joins?

Brainy
She won't be able to, not unless she hacks into the program or is able to steal one of our phones.

J'onn J'onzz
I think Kara should be allowed to join. It's been two years.

Nia Nal
I think having Kara here will be fun here

WE CAN MAKE FUN OF HER TO HER FACE

It's a win win

Lena Luthor
I agree with J'onn. Not Nia.

Nia Nal
You can threaten to fire me but I know you love me too much to leave me on the streets

Lena Luthor
I don't need to fire you, I can just make sure you get stuck with the interviews people don't want to do.

Nia Nal
I won't be making fun of Kara

Alex Danvers
So we all agree it's time for Kara to join this chat

Kara Danvers
I'm already here. Maybe next time, check who you add to chats.

-SG-

So this is the end of this part of the series. Tomorrow, the first of three What If's chapters come out.