Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 6: Get Crowned On!
Part 1: Before The Crown!
Well, the winning team does get an advantage and since the Crows won last time, they get the crown first in this game.
The challenge inspired from the early episodes of the Tower of God, where one team has to stay with the crown as long as they could and how long they've got it for is also how many points they gain!
A simple challenge for a simple show with a complex cast by numbers alone and there isn't a Super Crown involved.
Don't worry, the contestants play with a normal crown, though and Deadpool's getting a bit more action...so thanks for 5,000 views in about like 4 months and for the few reviewers that I have, find out what's up now!
"Last time on this season of Total Drama, we had a crazy boat race with mines, explosions and other people ruining the boat racing experience.
The other players had their own boats and the teams' speedboats had to deal with them, explosions, waves and Chef Hatchet, of course! Dante made an explosion, Mikasa just owned everybody, Cassie drove the boat like a pro and finally, Snake and Samus were getting together!"
Chris just chuckled in the middle of it.
"So, in the end, Mikasa, Kyo and Kageyama carried their team to a tasty victory and Sokka, Lowain and Cassie got themselves second place with bro energy!"
The two dudes with Cassie were celebrating like they would...after the end of the recap.
"The Deers and The Rhinos got third and last respectively, because the Deers were getting beat up by everybody and Dante blew up his teams' boat. Doesn't matter, though, 'cause Fred and Gintoki from the Rhinos are gone and Kate and Scott Pilgrim from the Deers are gone!"
The four of them weren't going to get any spotlight.
"Will Yumeko and Azula's strats get their alliance ahead? Will Pinstripe stop the Coachman from wearing bad things in their alliance? And will there be more couples than alliances? Find out today on Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!"
Real theme song daylight hours!
Chris and Chef were actually standing proud of their show with the show's sign...when all of a sudden, Haohmaru cut the sign down with his katana and he had a goofy grin, while the two hosts were just ignoring him.
It then transitioned to the forest, where Dawn was just slowly floating down from the trees...as Tanjiro just hung out in trees wondering how she did it.
Dawn floated down to the ground, as B was just clicking his fingers towards her...as was Yuri, as Dawn was just going with B somewhere...with Yuri looking ready for a fight raising her fists.
Yuri and Uraraka were actually in the middle of duking it out though, the both of them using their powers to fight...with Uraraka blown up and Yuri floating and then dropping with Mystique Sonia just cheering them on and Ram crossed her arms with confidence.
In another place, being on top of the cabins, Daisy just climbed up onto the roof where Luigi was just sitting down pretty easily...and Daisy just jumped right next to Luigi, spooking him...as Snufkin was just shrugging at seeing Luigi jumping up suddenly.
Jude and Soos were both seeing Snufkin and Luigi have a bit of a moment, as the two of them were just chilling on the side of a tree and Soos was just high-fiving a bear with Jude slowly walking backwards.
In the river, there was a certain samurai running across the water and Samurai Jack just jumped down on the other side, as Spike was just wowed by the move...but the samurai was more interested in the dragon, which got him moving backwards.
Near that same river, Snake was taking a peek outside of some tree to check for something...before going back around it to see Samus, who landed from a high jump in the trees.
The two of them shared a smile, before Tanya arrived in her uniform, bad coffee in hand, looking like she had a plan...which was to just get into the mess hall.
Speaking of the mess hall, Sonja was just showing off his military knowledge to Robyn, who went to sleep and then woke up as a wolf, as Sonja looked stunned and Piccolo just ate his food like a pro.
Piccolo threw his plate at someone and then flew off, ready to fight some guy, then Tiana just facepalmed at her broken plate, as Chef walked in and saw her face and filled the kitchen with face.
Tiana ran out of the location, as Aisling was just running around behind her with Robyn being in tow (as the wolf), as Chef slapped the three of them, Robyn turning back to normal as she woke up.
And of course, back on the deck...Bugs Bunny just dug out of the ground and then ran up to the camera...before Scott kicked him in the face and did a thumbs up.
And somewhere else, Donkey Kong flipping some bananas around to eat all of them, as Julia and Hayley were both protecting the banana tree that was there and Julia doing some martial arts against Donkey Kong, as Hayley was shaking her head.
The thing transitioned to night time, as Riley was just ready to light the fireworks up with Penny raising an eyebrow about just throwing an lighter in there.
Riley threw it in the middle, as the fire exploded and became normal, as Samus and Snake were having a fun time under the title of the show, Riley had a burnt face and Penny just shrugged it off with a smile.
And the intro's done!
New day, new clothes and a whole new set of...something?, as the last place team had been through an elimination for the first and the Rhinos weren't even talking about that.
Most of the time besides a few.
"I can't believe I did that. At least I got something for my troubles." Coachman said, back to his normal clothes.
"Really, because you were looking real interesting in that!" Kristoff remarked casually.
"I'm not interested in looking like that." Coachman said, pulling out an immunity idol. "Can't you believe they washed this?"
"Uh, they sure did." Kristoff was covering his nose, as was Hank. "Listen, just don't put that out there."
"What do you think I'm gonna do?" Coachman just slammed down the idol on the counter. "I'm going to clean this game-changing thing and then just forget yesterday!"
"Alrighty then, you do that." Hank stated, as the Texan dad saw the old villain leave. "I still don't know what that idol would've helped."
"If you use it, your votes just disappear. Nothing too crazy about it." Dante was just spinning some random stick, as Hank was getting tired of the island.
"Okay, what does that have to do with anything?" Kristoff asked, as Rock just got up from rocking the music.
"You can help your homies out, rock it out on your own and even do gnarly strategies, man. Don't you watch Total Drama?" Rock was just basically doing some air guitar
"The heck?" Kristoff asked, as the two young dudes were looking at him all weird. "You watch this thing?"
"Uh, it's a TV show, my guy." Dante said, as Rock looked confused.
"...Still don't know what that is." Kristoff told the two of them, confusing the hell out of the other two.
*Dantes confessional*
"I forgot about some other places not knowing what the heck a TV is!" Dante said. "I'm not gonna shoot mines, though."
*Confessional cut*
The few ladies that were still in the cabin were talking about the elimination, as Clover had an air freshening machine and there was an alliance.
"Man, this food sucks...not as much as our massive loss." Tron Bonne said, not in the mood to do some talking. "And who'd have thought that Azula would be there for it."
"I'll be honest, a lot!" Clover said, as Azula shot daggers at her.
"You didn't even do anything in the challenge, so you're not on my level." Azula said with a smile.
"Cool, just sayin'." Clover said, looking at the sexy guys out of the window.
"Anyways, we just need to win this challenge today...or we might lose more and more contestants in the team, nevermind the power of this alliance." Azula said.
"You know what, we need to pull some moves. If we lose today, we're voting for the guys who suck the most!" Tron Bonne remarked, as Clover was just sneaking outside.
"Well, obviously, but we don't need to pull any moves yet. Aside from...the ordinary moves." Azula said, as Tron Bonne nodded.
"Uh, that's pretty cool." Harley Quinn stated. "I'm just gonna do what I do. Pound the other teams, fuck some shit up and do whatever else!"
"Good for us. Yumeko, Squirrel Girl, you two figure out what you'll do within this alliance, because you two have great skills that go noticed." Azula told the both of them, who just knew what they were up to.
"Is it about gambling?" Yumeko asked, as Squirrel Girl rolled her eyes.
"I don't care to know what the next challenge is." Azula said, as the other four girls looked at her. "I'll make the plan regardless."
"Aw, it's not gambling? Just taking the other teams on a gamble would make me happy." Yumeko said, as Azula raised an eyebrow. "This is a show where people get pushed to the edges for someone else's entertainment."
"...Sure?" Squirrel Girl said, as Azula had a feeling. "Is she-"
"Trust me, she'd be a problem if we weren't friends." Azula said with confidence, as Yumeko gave a thumbs up.
*Squirrel Girl's confessional*
Her squirrels were just walking around doing their thing in the confessional.
"I swear every time Yumeko talks, it's like she's planning something very big and very dumb. Yeah, she definitely came from a academy of gamblers and being rich!" Squirrel Girl said, wanting to know what's up.
*Confessional cut*
The winning team was in a winning mood, as almost all of the team yesterday went into the hot tubs and they were really feeling themselves.
And some of them weren't just thinking about yesterday either, as there was going to be a ton more challenges and some of them...were just not thinking that much.
"You wanna chow down on my chow?" Soma asked.
"Chill, we just about won the last challenge." Noah said. "Also, I don't want to get a bad taste in my mouth."
"Eh, come on, it's not all bad tastes. Skeleton guy's feeling energised!" Soma exclaimed, as Papyrus had a confident grin.
"THE GREAT PAPYRUS DOES THINGS FOR THE TEAM AND I WON'T LET MY FRIENDS LOSE TO ANY RANDOM GUY!" Papyrus shouted, as Noah was just putting his head down.
"Yeah, he's in good spirits." Soma remarked, ignoring Noah's groan.
"Come on, Noah, let's a fun time with our friends! Pit and Miko were gaming like crazy!" Owen exclaimed, as Noah stood straight back up. "And that's about it."
"And they were snug-" Papyrus shouted, before Pit reeled back an arrow. "-snugly asleep seperately."
"Thanks for that. We're just friends, chilling and sharing speedrun stuff." Pit said. "Everyone's on this team's just as cool, though."
"Yeah, yeah, we're all cool and chilling. Heck, we're even gaming!" Miko shouted, as she just fistbumped Mikasa, who had her teeth gritted.
There was a lot of happenings in the Crows, the leading team, and it was mainly down to the food that was just plopped down by Chef, who didn't look too interested.
"Oh wow, it's time to eat..." Haida said, fearing the nondescript slop "...love it."
"Trust me, we're probably not going to get better." Shego remarked. "Soma should get extra!"
Haida didn't look too surprised at Shego looking at Giovanni and Wario being pretty bad guys.
"Man, those two are looking pretty friendly." Haida just ate the depressing slop.
"Nah, they're really friendly." Shego remarked, as Haida tried to keep on eating. "I heard that they were hanging together."
"Come on, it's probably not romantic." Haida said, as Shego looked bored as hell.
"As long as we're winning, I can talk however I want." Shego said, ignoring the plate.
*Riku's confessional*
The white-haired keyblade wielder was a little more sick than usual.
"Okay, so, we may have won twice, but we're not exactly doing great. At least most of us are friends with each other, so we bring our own light." Riku said, getting that feeling. "I'm pretty sure that there was a lot of darkness in the food."
*Confessional cut*
"Green Hand, Garlicster, we took this challenge and ate it up thanks to Titan Slayer over here!" Giovanni had a smirk. "Haha, I bet we're good for the next challenge, minions, whatever the heck it is."
"That's right, Wario's made some moves in winning the challenge!" Wario exclaimed. "Wario gotta do what I gotta do!"
"Uh, you did-" Sandy said, butting in confidently.
"Yeah, Wario did things!" Wario shouted. "What are we gonna do."
"...Uh, win the next challenge with our skills, obviously!" Giovanni said. "No matter what it is, I, Giovanni Potage, will take it by the horns!"
And then he vomited out some of the food, as Wario and Shego held back laughter and Mikasa sat down proudly, despite not being a minion of sorts.
"Talk some sense into him!" Sandy told Shego.
"Yeah, ask someone else." Shego remarked, as Sandy's anger swelled right up.
"He didn't even do anything!" Sandy complained.
"Yeah, but...he's kinda part of the quirky group that this team is. I'm not complaining if he's in a good mood." Kipo just rolled with eye, having a simple old smile.
"I'm just sayin', he ain't much of a crazy player." Sandy remarked, as Giovanni looked real interested in her.
*Kyo's confessional*
"I'm not going to lie, I like being in this crazy team...no matter how dumb it is almost all of the time." Kyo said, as the fiery fighter looked smug. "Still don't know if we're safe or not."
*Confessional cut*
Speaking of other teams, there was a certain pair of teams that were just glaring at each other for one reason and one reason only.
Neither of the guys were sure what it was, but it definitely was some intense glares going in between the roofed tables that were still at the campground
"Whoa, whoa, what's with you today?" Reigen asked.
"Hey, this guy thinks he's so cool with his big hands, bananas and big claps!" Sokka shouted at Donkey Kong.
"DK, he didn't even diss anyone!" Daisy tried to calm the guy down.
"He said that bananas sucked and that I sucked!" Donkey Kong complained.
The vibe in the canteen area was a little bit too spicy for some people's liking, as there was more than a few members riled up for the next challenge.
"Yeah, that's a fact!" Sokka yelled.
"You're a fact. Because you can't even do water things!" Donkey Kong exclaimed. "Your sword skills are cool, though."
"Listen up, you can't just insult me and then say it's all okay." Sokka said. "This food is an better apology."
Sokka looked plain motivated, as Donkey Kong was raising an eyebrow.
"We didn't even get first, guy with a sword." Falco told Sokka. "We just got second."
"And...?" Sokka said.
"And if your head gets too big, you'll forget what made you get that second place." Reigen told Sokka, as Falco just pointed to him.
"The talking monkey is really annoying. That's all I've been saying." Sokka complained, as the other two were sighing.
"Alright, man. I'm just saying insulting a guy that could easily clap you into pieces isn't the smartest decision." Reigen said, as Sokka was just eating his food.
"...I know." Sokka said.
On the other side, most of the Deers were actually just chilling in random places and the Smash quartet of Luigi, Daisy, Bugs Bunny (he smashes stuff in a cartoony way) and Donkey Kong were basically in the forest and Bugs was the only one that wasn't hanging off a branch.
"He won a few days ago and got second yesterday, why he's acting like he's a big deal?" Donkey Kong asked. "He'd probably lose 'cause of my big hands!"
"Can't say that I disagree with ya there." Bugs Bunny said. "Hey, when am I finally gonna get screentime!"
"Whenever you want to do that. Been saving it up." Donkey Kong remarked.
"Guys, guys...we're gonna beat up the blue team, do some crazy things and probably mess up a few times, but not enough to lose any player in here!" Daisy declared, as she had a smile. "And then...the challenge is over."
"Oh okay." Luigi said, shaking in DK's presence. "So, what's...up?"
"Man, kicking it with you guys." Donkey Kong said. "And talking."
"Cool...I like talking." Luigi was clearly in a nervous state.
*Lowain's confessional*
Lowain looked really interested.
"I'm not going to lie. I wasn't expecting a whole beef between the big Kong and Sokka, but that's just the way that this thing goes." Lowain remarked. "Meanwhile, I'm just here wondering what fox dude and cyborg kid's up to!"
*Luigi's confessional*
The green plumber was a little bit scared.
"Oh man, I've got my friends to hang out with and heck, Donkey Kong's a friend, but I still can't believe he scares me." Luigi said, as he looked a little bit nervous.
*Confessional cut*
Speaking of Leshawna, Eva and Ryuko, they were doing some things in the green plains and the best area for that was...concidentally an area where stuff would usually happen.
"Why the heck are you here?" Eva asked.
"Because I want to be here, that's it!" Leshawna exclaimed.
"Damn, that's a good enough reason." Ryuko had a smirking grin. "You can keep up?"
"I'm keeping my butt up!" Leshawna was just looking motivated, as Eva had a nervous smile. "Eva, we're on the same team."
Ryuko was just running as hard as she could with Eva and Leshawna running behind them...as the three were just going through the forest and keeping up with each other.
Hopping over stones, ducking under some fallen trees and actually punching...a rock, which Eva and Ryuko both did.
"How am I supposed to keep up with that?!" Leshawna exclaimed.
"Figure it out yourself, friend." Eva said with a ton of spite.
Ryuko then basically encroached on a meeting of the five guys...the five people of the truce-alliance hybrid and then Eva and Leshawna were looking.
"This is gonna be interesting." Ryuko said, listening in on the most interesting alliance in the game.
Well, most of the Rhino guys' alliance were just sitting down in a weird circle with a bunch of tree stumps, as Shulk looked nervous and Dante still looked piqued.
"How are ya, blokes? I wonder why some of us aren't super interested in doing this meeting." Coachman had a very smug grin. "Though we may have lost, we're forcing this team forward."
"Uh-huh. What do you exactly propose, because I haven't seen any kind of good strategy." Basil said, practically tired of the alliance. "Or even better, strategy that isn't just yelling to others."
"Huh, why would we do that? We're only four challenges in and there is, literally, a hundred people to eliminate." Coachman said, not too bothered. "We just need to win this challenge...by any means necessary."
"Sabotage?" Basil asked, tired of the round-about words.
"Obviously!" Coachman remarked. "And also, Dante using his head."
"Thanks, old guy, I wasn't gonna do that anyways." Dante was just trying to high-five Basil. "Besides...what do we do if we lose?"
"...You should know this." Coachman said, very much bothered. "Vote them off obviously and if the others lose, me and Pinstripe will force a vote on someone!"
"Forgery, baby!" Pinstripe exclaimed, as Shulk look uneasy
"Wow, that sounds great." Shulk stated. "I've been researching some other technology and there's an alchemist ma with purple skin...I think he's cool."
"Aw yeah, I bet we're going to find some good things right there." Pinstripe remarked, as Coachman had a smug grin. "Where is he?"
"I heard of him, though!" Shulk said, as Dante gave a wink. "He's must be in a cave!"
"Thanks, blonde swordie!" Pinstripe exclaimed. "Alright, I'm tired of being here."
While the alliance was basically leaving the situation, the three that saw the odd strategy were a little bit scared of what said alliance of mostly good-ish guys...could do.
"Damn, they're crazy." Leshawna said.
"You're ain't wrong." Ryuko stated.
"Hey, guys, Chris here! We've got a killer challenge for you guys and trust me, it's going to be fun to watch...and do!"
The three of them were actually happy to hear that there was an interruption, but Chris being that interruption...dampened things a bit.
*Eva's confessional*
The black-haired angry athlete was just flexing her arms.
"I'm just going to beat 'em with raw skills and whatever else my teammates have...for obvious reasons. Whatever they're pulling, I'm gonna push 'em!"
*Confessional cut*
There was obviously an challenge.
What wasn't obvious was why there was a big crown there in the middle of a table and a metal fence that was seemingly way ahead of them.
"Okay, what kind of crazy challenge did you make?" Khun asked, very interesting in doing the challenge.
"Welcome to the fifth challenge of this super-season!"
"Super-season?" Falco asked.
"There's 100 people, it definitely counts! That's not the point, we've got a crown right here and the challenge is actually kinda simple!"
Chris was actually rotating the crown around a little bit.
"Each team has to protect one guy that's literally sitting out of the challenge on a throne! If anyone can put the crown on the camper in the throne, their team gathers one point every half-minute...and if someone from another team takes the crown, no-one gets any points while they move to their team's throne!"
"That's not that simple." Falco remarked, as he scoffed.
"Camper with crown gets points for sitting on throne and if crown isn't on a thorne, no points are given! Come on, it's not that hard!" Chris announced. "In between the thrones, there's forest to get wild in...because when time's up, whoever camper has the crown outside of the thrones gains 30 points for their team!"
"Okay, okay, that's kinda insane." Falco said. "You just get points when the challenge is over?"
"Duh, you've gotta protect your homies." Riley just stated it.
"Never mind, then." Falco remarked. "Looks like you're going to have to protect your heads!"
"Nigga, I've been protecting my own head in these streets." Riley remarked.
"Oh yeah, there are fake crowns and you guys should get to your places...right now! The actual challenge starts in five minutes!"
The four coloured arrows also popped up from the trees, as the teams were sure of something obvious.
"Nice challenge. Must have been inspired by something!" Terry Bogard had a smile on his face.
"This is stupidly original, though. By that, I mean it's stupid and original." Noah remarked.
"Hey, don't do the host like that. He tried his best." Terry said. "...I hope."
Chris had an airhorn for the teams to disperse and for him to do the outro to this episode...as the host was just putting himself in the centre with the crown in his hands.
"Who's going to be crowned...after the break!" Chris finished up the first part of the episode.
To be continued in Part 2, where hopefully an old man gets stripped of his crown and swapped to another teammate within the same team.
However, things get a little messy and crown-taking gets a little bit crazy with the men trying to get the one crown to the women within their team.
Just because they didn't want to see a man become a woman through weird means.
