Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 6: Sitting On The Chair
Part 3: In The Thick Of It
With the Super Crown drama not yet started, it's back to the weirdest tactics you've ever seen and the stupidest moves that could be pulled with the real one or whatever!
Scratch that, Bowsette reference is here, so you have been warned! (Memeking, 1602jaw, appreciate both of your short reviews by the way)
And a hype battle, as some teams get real wacky with their strategy, wherever there may be a single crown that gets points or not!
By the way, Deadpool's about to get into the business along with the rest of the team, so see this chapter to see what's up with the golden team!
"Welcome back to the Total Drama Crown Game and, we've got a team that hasn't been seen getting any points!"
Chris transitioned straight into...the Crows, who already were trying their hardest and couldn't really get anything and their mood wasn't too positive...as Gloria was sitting proudly and Judy looked determined.
"Let's get real, I don't think we're winning." Judy said.
"We could win soon!" Gloria shouted. "We just do our thing and take them!"
"Take 'em how? The strongest people are going to be guarding the crown." Judy stated.
"I guess we are going to do it." Gloria exclaimed, as Judy wasn't really understanding what they were doing.
"That's right, we're actually going to start this chapter!" Deadpool yelled, pulling out his two katanas enthusiastically.
"Of our battle?" Judy asked...which Deadpool nodded. "Good!"
With that being said, dealing with Snufkin and Ram was surprisingly hard...considering that they was so small and gave so little of a care about them.
And of course, it had to be Soma and Genos, two people who were completely opposite to each other in terms of skills and Soma was definitely trying his best with...a pan.
"You're going down, tiny guy!" Soma shouted with a goofy smile.
"Nah, you're the one that's going to go down!" Snufkin shouted, as he just whistled.
These two were just having a good old time with a pan and a net, these two were running without fear...as Ram and Genos were having a different kind of time.
Especially since Genos made sure to not burn the forest and Ram was just throwing wind out like it was going out of style, Genos getting blown back thanks to the tight spaces.
"Abusing your wind magic will run down your mana." Genos told Ram.
"For the record, I am here to help my team and by doing just that, I'm doing what lord Roswaal says." The pink-haired maid replied.
*Ram's confessional*
"Something tells me that he wasn't telling the entire truth, but nevertheless I'm going to do what I do!" Ram stated confidently.
*Confessional cut*
Genos kept on firing his shots at Ram, making sure that it didn't hit the trees and Ram kept on running on the ground, making the chance of that happening...higher.
"For the record, I don't think I need to burn down the forest-" Genos got kicked by Yuri, who just leapt down from a tree. "-Good move."
"Thank you!" Yuri said with a smile.
Genos and Yuri were on the ground, as Ram and now Sakura were having their own fight on the same ground with uppercuts that got countered by kicks and doubling up on the Shouoken, throwing Ram in the air.
"And I guess we're equal!" Sakura shouted, as Genos got up quickly. "Let's get crowned!"
"I think that's going to be said several more times." Genos remarked, as he carried Sakura to a good hiding spot.
The two of them were finally up on a tree, right before seeing the Deers just doing their thing and being pretty cool with the self-proclaimed team leader...and Mikasa and Sandy joining them.
Mikasa, Sandy, Sakura and Genos were the quartet that was hanging on a tree, as they had a plan on how to deal with the greenest team in the game...of sorts.
"So, what's up?" Sakura was on a different branch. "You guys are looking prepared!"
"Pretty prepared, even. We've got a plan that involves Genos being the distraction and the rest of us...running." Sandy said, as Mikasa gave a thumbs up. "Simple stuff."
"...Distracting I can do." Genos stated, readying his rockets.
*Mikasa's confessional*
"Something tells me that this plan is going to be harder than it seems, as we're up against the strongest of the Deers, Snake and Piccolo being those two." Mikasa said, pulling her blades. "They're not invincible, though."
"WOO, GOT 'EM!" Deadpool yelled just outside of the confessional.
*Confessional cut*
The Rhinos were somewhat down, but they weren't out as two of the twenty or so non-alliance members were running through the forest and they were looking real good.
"Forget alliances, we're taking that crown." Sol said. "You included obviously."
"Like I said, I only came here to have a victory." Storm Shadow prepared his blades. "Stay in your lane."
"Well, stay in yours."
Though they weren't impressed with each other, they definitely heard the next announcement from Chris.
"Man, the Deers actually have 31 points...which is like 15 minutes and someone should've stepped on it a while!"
A shifty ninja and a bounty hunter made a deadly duo for the formerly most consistent team and they started right away...by rushing in and not wasting any time for the Deers.
And since they didn't even care that made them more deadly, throwing star bombs all around and Sol putting someone in his Night Raid Vortex, even being burnt.
"Geez, these niggas ain't pulling any punches and even making my teammates lit...but they ain't getting between me and my paper!" Riley declared, as he had a paintball gun and karate lessons.
Riley just did a killer jump kick, but it wasn't much of one compared to Sol doing a Volcanic Viper and got burnt.
"What a mediocre team...carried by only a few members." Storm Shadow remarked, before Piccolo shot a beam.
"Don't have time for remarks." Sol whispered, as he tried to swing at white wolves. "Where the hell did these come from?"
"Does it matter?" Storm Shadow slowly rolled under the beam of Piccolo...who teleported out of sight.
Sol and Storm Shadow were 'bout to get their butts reversed on, if Piccolo didn't get teleported a bit too far and Azula provided a very fiery kick...to his face.
"I don't care what you do, you're not getting past my wolves!" Aisling shouted, ready to sic her wolves on the trio...as the Crows' quartet just jumped out of nowhere.
And the wolves went to the Crows that landed, as Azula just ran past Aisling...as did Storm Shadow and Sol, already grappling with Snake with a grenade.
And Aisling just ran out of focus and out of the camera's view.
*Aisling's confessional*
"I wanted the wolves to focus on whatever team is trying to take our crown! They're listening to me, but they're not the rhinos...or whatever they area." Aisling said, very much pissed off.
*Confessional cut*
Azula actually played second fiddle to Storm Shadow, who took the crown and never looked back for her and Shulk provided an accidental assist...basically falling from the sky.
The four Rhinos were together and they weren't sure why.
"Is there a very good reason why you're here?" Azula asked. "I assume your alliance's plans went well."
"I got thrown to try and slice the crown in half...I think." Shulk answered, genuinely serious. "That's definitely a plan."
"You can say that again." Azula stated, as Shulk ignored her.
"This two-alliance thing ain't working." Sol said...as Azula and Shulk just nodded along. "Don't listen to the guy who actually helps."
*Shulk's confessional*
"I mean getting into an alliance is definitely going to help me get ahead in the game and hopefully, make it to the merge, where I can see my friends from Smash. But, though..."
*Confessional cut*
Back at the Rhinos' base, you'd believed that they were the least evil team with all of the fungus crown shenanigans that was going on and...even through messing around, irony set in.
All four of the crown-bearers easily managed to arrive in time before anything could happen with the fungus crown, Storm Shadow didn't slice it and Sammy and Sugar were both on top of the throne for seemingly no reason.
"Total Drama contestants stick together?" Sammy asked. "Just let me go for a moment."
"Nah, I'm trying to turn over some new leaves and I've turned over way too many leaves and I'm too dirty!" Sugar shouted.
"Cool. Just leave me be." Sammy said, as Sugar stopped hugging her. "Glad, they're back."
"And not a moment too soon!" Sugar just stole the crown. "Back in my town, I was voted the prettiest!"
The four crown-bearers, Sammy and Mai was struggling to not frown were there to see her take the crown and start racking up points...and so did Harley Quinn, who started chuckling.
*Mai's confessional*
"She doesn't look bad, it's just that she's annoying and I'm not interested in bringing down the mood." Mai stated, not in a great mood.
*Harley's confessional*
She was full-blown laughing.
"Wow, that's some big competition! For the record, it's 'cause she's annoying and hasn't done jack shit." Harley said, still in a good mood.
*Confessional cut*
"And finally, the Rhinos have started to rack up points on their own!" Chris announced. "Despite having a crown that turns men into ladies...somehow."
"That's a joke, right?" Shulk asked.
"Man, I wish I was joking right now."
And Chris didn't sound too pleased or even angry, just irked by the Super Crown's presence and Shulk...was real curious about it.
"Looks like it must be unique to this island." Shulk said. "I wonder what it is!"
"And I don't want to be there for it." Sol shrugged, as he went back out for a fight. "I'm going to fight the rest of them."
"Alright, I'm going to discover the secrets of the mushroom crown." Shulk stated...as the blonde swordsman was looking inside.
"Don't get distracted by that other crown. We're still losing against the others." Storm Shadow told Shulk, who was going inside. "I came here to win."
*The white ninja's confessional*
"I came here to take down Snake Eyes, win the money and live how I want. That fool and what's he guarding is the only reason why I'm here." Storm Shadow said, being in a aggressive mood.
*Confessional cut*
The rest of them, though, were discovering the secrets of the Super Crown...super quickly and Dante was liking it a bit too much for good measure, Sammy wasn't in a good mood and Legoshi's sense was going off.
"Aw yeah, good ladies...that aren't ladies." Dante was struggling to say.
"Trans rights!" Sammy shouted. "What you said was dumb."
"I can't blame ya, what are you supposed to say to this?" Dante remarked on the contestant that got princess'd up.
"Not what you said." Sammy said.
What they were talking about that Legoshi was freaking out and saying nothing about, as some of the other contestants had arrived and got confused about?
The Coachman had the crown and things weren't good for him, as they got princess'd up...mostly in being (very) thicc and all of that nonsense and Shulk realised what he'd gotten himself into.
"Oh no, I'm outta here." Kristoff said.
"Wow, Chris was not joking. Not sure if that's a good thing, though." Shulk said, a little bit irked.
"...She's got-" Kristoff whispered to Shulk.
"Quiet, you two! I wasn't willing to wear this, but two people in particular wanted to see me embarrassed again and honestly, they're regretting their decision with the whip attack." Coachman said, taking the sudden gender change in...their stride, taking the crown off to put in a box. "This could be useful in future challenges."
Kristoff and Shulk were both shocked, as Dante was walking in and saying something cool.
"You could've not been...a GILF." Dante smirked, as he ran out of the cabin. "That's right, come and get us other teams!"
"...What does that mean?" Kristoff asked, as Shulk was just tapping the crown.
"I don't know, but I'm glad it's over." Legoshi remarked, ready to get punching.
*Hank's confessional*
He'd looked like he stayed in there for a good while.
"Honestly, if I wanted to see something like that...I wouldn't want to. At least, my team's not doing too badly." Hank said.
*Confessional cut*
"Yeah, now there's some action!"
Chris wanted some action and he got it in a very different way, as the Crows' leading quartet was just walking carefully in the woods with their own minor injuries and determination intact.
"Hey, looks like we're going back to the drawing board." Sandy said. "And we're-"
"Doing the same thing again, because we got stopped by some white wolves." Mikasa stated. "Besides, the crown just moved, I don't think it's going to change much."
"Look, we're up against two guys who just cleared out the Deers and...their really strong friends!" Sandy declared. "And the same plan won't work."
"It's not like there's anyone that is too strong in one camp and the team is divided between at least two alliances that don't work together well." Mikasa told Sandy.
"...You sure?" Sakura asked. "Because it doesn't look very divided."
Speaking of the team, Legoshi was definitely attempting his best...as Clover, Pepper Ann and Lynn were looking at him nervously, while the guy's throwing out some standing punches.
They weren't the only ones that were standing in front of the team's flag cabin, but they were definitely the most try hard of them all.
"Lynn, I'm sure that we're going to fly into the toilet." Pepper Ann, just trying her best, said.
"Who said we didn't need to take risks?" Lynn just showed her karate gear.
"Uh, I said that...because I'm looking pretty good and I don't want to ruin it!" Clover exclaimed, wearing some light blue jeans and rocking it. "That being said, I'm not about losing!"
"Now, that's the right attitude!" Lynn said. "Pepper Ann, just don't lose."
"How, though?" Pepper Ann asked. "Most of these guys probably break desks for a living!"
"...Still not backing down." Lynn said.
"We're all friends here, right?" Legoshi asked, as Pepper Ann asked. "Wait, why do you have no fur?"
As soon as that question got asked, Sakura and Genos leapt out of the bushes and did some killer kicks to Legoshi and Pepper Ann, knocking them both out and Genos said some words.
"If you two back down, you won't get hurt too badly." Genos said, worried about Pepper Ann. "Sorry for overdoing it."
"Yeah, you're about to go down!" Sakura shouted, still fighting Lynn. "Hard!"
"Says you!"
Sakura and Lynn were practically equal, as Genos was just standing there with Pepper Ann and Legoshi both on the floor and Clover ready to get some hits in on the cyborg.
Problem was, Genos actually just grabbed Clover's kicking leg and just threw her backwards with some absurd strength, making her fly into the trees and Genos walked through.
The cyborg just looked at his arms, as he grasped his fist and ran on through to...to for lack of a better word, getting jumped by several powerful people and getting hit in many places...hell, he even got sat on by the Coachman, who had a very daring smirk.
"Man, fight back! You just threw Clover like it wasn't a big deal!" Dante remarked. "Come on, S-Class guy, show 'em!"
"Don't encourage the cyborg child." Storm Shadow remarked, using his bombs on Genos. "He's not from our team."
"I'm pretty sure that I could take him 1-on-1." Dante said, as Genos just lifted up the Coachman easily. "I'm gonna put that theory to the test!"
"I'd like to see how powerful you are, demon hunter." Genos just put up his fists.
"Now that's the spirit, Genos!"
Dante and Genos were both standing at the perfect distance to have a pretty cool battle, as a good chunk of the Rhinos were just watching them, Sugar was protected by two people...who weren't well equipped to deal with the cyborg hero.
Sakura was just punching circles around Lynn...mostly because of the Hadoukens and Shouoken's all around wrecking Lynn's less messy, but basic karate attacks.
"Man, now this is entertainment! I was about to unload some caps on him, but I'm pretty sure it'd blow up in my face." Pinstripe remarked, still ready with the tommy gun.
"How did you..." Sammy just looked at the gangster with a sigh. "...never mind, I think Sakura's won."
"Now, I'm unloading!" Pinstripe shouted, shooting out some rounds at Sakura and hitting her on the leg. "...It worked!"
"I don't know if that was wise!" Sammy shouted, as Sakura got back up with a limp.
*Pinstripe's confessional*
The potoroo smiled arrogantly.
"What is she talking about wise? She can't do a goddamn thing, even compared to most of the normal people and going up against cyborg guy means that I'm just gonna write a obituarywith no words." Pinstripe remarked, as the potoroo looked tired.
*Confessional cut*
Speaking of the big battle, Dante just started with a dashing sword swing and Genos basically did the same thing for his fists, allowing for the two of them to clash as hard as they could.
"Does every challenge have to have some crazy fight?" Sugar asked Sammy.
"No, really!" Sammy said.
"This challenge is boring! Make some good fighting for your queen!" Sugar shouted...as Sammy was questioning how she'd got here.
Genos was just throwing out some tough hooks, Dante countering them with flashy as hell sword guards...ensuring that the place didn't get torched by their strongest abilities, as even their hard-hitting strikes was causing a ton of shockwaves in the air.
Genos even rocketted around to resposition his good old hits, as Dante has a grin on his face before switching up his own style to be more defensive, practically allowing the clock to run.
"Man, the Rhinos are racking up points and doing cool things at the same time, as they're in the lead...even in front of the Deers!" Chris announced, as Dante and Genos were still going overpowered blow to overpowered blow.
Despite that...there was a lot of people hanging out in the cabin, including the now reawakened Legoshi and Pepper Ann and two of them were in a very good mood.
"Well, that should do the trick. If he keeps on fighting for...however more this goes on for...we'll be a winning team again." Coachman said, trying to condescend to Azula. "Anything you want to do?"
"Make you thank me for taking the crown from them!" Azula remarked. "Since you didn't really do anything of worth?"
"Well, unlike yours, us men don't need to be told what to do!" Coachman remarked right back. "Your father's stupid conquest-"
"Oh, look at you and your taking people to turning them into donkeys!" Azula shouted right back...as Coachman's smug grin didn't fade anymore. "Oh, now you don't deny it."
"They let themselves get turned into donkeys."
The two of them weren't in a good mood, anymore, as Tifa was very much tired from doing a lot of running for another fake crown.
"You two either need to get it together or get lost from the island." Tifa said. "And trust me, we'll make you do it."
"Who's we? I'm just here to not get blown up." Hank Hill stated, as Tifa was just giving the thumbs up.
*Tifa's confessional*
"For the ready, I just don't want the two of them to be fighting against each other. We're still in on the same team, though they would definitely strategise against each other." Tifa said, ready to show off her kicks. "But I won't hesitate to kick butt."
*Confessional cut*
As Dante was throwing his signature devil gauntlet kicks (from his many signature moves) and Genos was doing more of the hardest guards and punches ever known to man...
...there was a few people that made things a lot more awkward for both the Rhinos and Crows, who weren't in the mood for all of that.
"Wow, they're hitting each other pretty hard-"
Oikawa somehow saw that the crown wasn't even on Sugar's head anymore, as she was too damn excited.
"-And they're perfectly distracted."
"I can't really lift them." Arle was trying her best, attempting to use her magic. "If only I could put some Puyos down, but I can't."
Min Min was already in action, using her stretchy Dragon arms to snatch the crown quietly and avoiding getting the arms seen by somebody.
The trio from the Swordfishes weren't seen, as they were just going around the entire Dante and Genos madness that was quickly reaching their conclusion...as the crown was obviously missing.
"The Rhinos may have 50 points and are in the lead, but it looks like they're not getting any more points right now!"
"Thanks, Chris. We need to find the Swordfishes right now!" Carmelita shouted. "I'm sure that I saw a noodle arm."
"Is it really a noodle arm...or an arm that looks like a noodle? Either way, they're definitely heading to the east." Basil remarked, which got Carmelita thinking of something.
"I bet I know where they're going...and why they're going there." Carmelita said. "And no, it's not the base."
"Finally, because I've been waiting to get some action!" Pinstripe yelled, ready to join the detective and the inspector. "I can use my gun-"
"Being quiet isn't that hard." Basil remarked, musing about the potential plan. "But I'm not going."
Carmelita and Pinstripe were both looking at him incredulously, along with a third person that was a little bit...pink-stained.
"I came here to help my team out and discover what...this thing even is! And I'll do that!" Shulk just added to the quartet, as Basil went somewhere. "What are you even doing?"
"Making sure that I don't get eliminated." Basil stated.
It was time...for the Rhinos' plan.
*Shulk's confessional*
Shulk raised his goggles, as he looked a bit nervous.
"I don't like that crown. It's not a natural thing and might even be cursed, but I also want to help out my friends in ways that aren't cursed!" Shulk shouted. "With the Monado's power."
*Confessional cut*
"Ay, the Swordfishes have finally got their groove back and they're looking to keep it forever! Even with the fake, they've got few steals!"
Min Min, Oikawa and Arle ran back as fast as they could and by the time they got back to the camp...they were out of breath and carried the real crown.
"About time! I was out there and you guys just left me to do nothing!" Eva shouted. "I thought you three sucked."
"Hey, hey, you look pretty good when you're angry, but you look even better when you're competitive." Oikawa remarked to Eva.
"And what's your problem?" Eva asked, raising an eyebrow and a fist.
"Nothing, nothing, we got the real crown!" Oikawa panicked. "How the heck did we get points?"
"Uh, some of the fakes give points and we have one of them." Connor said. "We tried some others, but none of them added to our counter unlike our original fake."
"Well, then, Connor, it's time to put in the real deal!" Oikawa proclaimed.
"Finally, it took a little while to get back...I wish I could be more useful to you." Noel came out of the cabin to take the crown and then went back in.
"...Well, the challenge's nearly over." Connor heard a klaxxon. "Looks like hypothesis was correct."
"Twenty-five minutes to go!"
"Ladies and men, we're about to run down the clock! Because we're striking this challenge like a swordfish would!" Cassie exclaimed, finally getting into the defense. "We're keeping it up for all of us!"
"Damn true!" Sokka shouted.
"We're trying our best, okay?" Reg said. "I just hope that I can hold out for enough time to make us win!"
*Reg's confessional*
"I'm just happy that I managed to be the first one to get the real crown." Reg said. "But like in the Abyss, things are never over until we get some peace."
*Confessional cut*
"With twenty-five minutes left, who's going to take the crown of this challenge? The Swordfishes, The Deers or The Rhinos, find about more of the crown madness after the break!" Chris announced, as he was hanging out in the announcer's cabin...which was pretty shoddy.
To be continued in Part 4, where first and second place end up being incredibly close and they both take some incredible efforts to make their agenda
Honestly, what the heck is that agenda anyway...aside from not losing and working their butts off? I don't really care, because there's a lot of happenings in the last part of the chapter and normal-ish votes!
The total amount of time points for each team so far (50 minutes out of a total 1 hour and 15 minutes):
Rugged Rhinos (1st, 50 points)
Daring Deers (2nd, 32 points)
Striking Swordfishes (3rd, 17 points)
Crafty Crows (4th, 0 points)
