Okay, this is my 18th chapter and I splashed myself in water so I'm not as crazy as before! Enjoy this chapter!
Dash: Distraction
Dash was zooming really fast to the far end of the building to cause a distraction. He was surprised that half of the place was torn apart. "I think Watergirl got a little too excited," He muttered while putting enough distance away from where they started.
"Fixing around like I haven't got anything better to do, honestly, I feel like just selling this place to the pigs and build another place somewhere-hey!" A soldier was examining the broken walls when Dash raced by.
"What?" Another man asked.
"It's a kid!"
"Catch him!" A whole troupe started chasing Dash on carts but he was way too fast. Soon, Dash had put 2 miles away from the soldiers.
"Excellent," He was in front of a huge gun machine thing. "Time for destruction number 57!" He cheered.
"Hey, there he is!"
"Get him!"
Dash turned and saw 12 soldiers coming towards him. "Aha!" One guy yelled dramatically. "So you have been trying to steal candy, eh?"
He raised an eyebrow. "What the hell are you talking about?"
The guy pointed to a stack of rocks in the corner near The Dash. He looked at the guy, puzzled. "Those are rocks,"
But the man all of sudden decided to sing a lullaby. "Lullaby, and good night, with roses delight-"
His fellow people were looked at him oddly. One guy asked. "Er, Jim? Did he just drink before coming here?"
"Well," Jim looked uncomfortable. "Uh, yeah, a bit. I had no idea that wine could travel to his brain that fast!"
"Well, whatever, first things first." A gruff looking man raised his gun. "Okay, kid, time's-" He looked around. "Kid? Where are you?" He turned to another guy. "Where is he?"
"Who, me?" Dash asked. They turned around. Dash was standing behind the huge gun. Everybody's eyes popped out. "Now, how do you work this?" The gun had about 10 buttons on it. "Hmmm, I wonder what this one does." He was about to press a green button when a man yelled.
"Don't press that!" He looked scared. "That fires bullets around the place until it runs out."
"Really?" Dash looked at the button again. "Sounds inviting, let's give it a push, shall we?" He pressed it.
Suddenly, the gun started firing non-stop and swung around in circles. Tut-tut-tut-tut-tut-tut-tut-tut! The thing went round and round the room. Many soldiers ran out the room. One even ran out the window (ow!). Dash took refuse behind a rock. Ping, ping, ping, ping, ping! The bullets bounced at it, then bounced somewhere else. A couple soldiers were hit and down but about 4 remain alive. Finally, the gun ran out of bullets. "Phew!" One guy sighed.
While everybody wiped their brow, The Dash saw his chance and jumped forward. He delivered 15 punches in a second to 2 soldiers. The other 2 raised their guns threatening at The Dash. "Okay then," He turned to them. "Hit me if you have the guts!"
The 2 guards started firing rapidly but The Dash dodged them all at lightning speed. "What's wrong?" He laughed. "Can't you at least get 1 bullet at me?"
This remark made the soldiers pissed. Without warning, one of the soldiers grabbed his throat. The Dash started choking and turned purple slowly. "And who's winning now, little punk?" He roared with laughter.
"Um, let me think…we are!" Someone blasted the 2 in the head and knocked them unconscious.
Note: SORRY that the chapter before this was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FREAKIN' SHORT! Hopefully, this is better!
