Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 7: Sleepers' Restitution
Part 1: Running Roast Turkeys!
Aw yeah, it's the second throwback of the season, as while everyone hasn't been here for a long time, they're definitely here for a good time...or attempting to have a good time while they're awake!
Who else is joining Chris and Chef to make these contestants sleep? Who's going to get serious and do things in this challenge? And who's going to potentially couple up for no reason...other than love.
Memeking (the third), JFK had a good time, but not a long time...so that's cool.
That guy, I glad you liked the last-second crown slice!
1602jaw, for a while, Sugar was the only Pahkitew contestant that came back, but Sammy's a much better fit for this thing! Thanks, though.
For the record, the better question is why is this thing still going?
1. For some reason, I didn't make many cuts and I just went with the roster.
2. I've cancelled a shit-ton of fanfics, relatively speaking, so I want to make this one as long as I can...even if there's way too many characters and the cascading issues from having them are issues that I will deal with.
3. I just like writing this one :) and to be honest, I'd probably be good with a smaller roster that's kinda like this, but this is still my favourite fic to write.
Besides, it's not like the issues are impossible to fix, just really hard to deal with, so I hope you enjoy this first part of the seventh episode!
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"Last time on Total Drama: Ultimate Islands, our four super-teams had a crown to catch and they had to rack up some points! Some people got hurt, some people got changed and some other people got to snatching the crown for their team!"
The beginning of the challenge is shown.
"Long story short, the Crows literally made a comeback to get into second, and the Rhinos literally went from first to last and the Swordfishes just took the win with through sheer points!"
And then there was more.
"Wherever it's win or lose, someone cut the crown in half and didn't get eliminated! So, we had to say goodbye to JFK, Sugar and Soos, three people who wouldn't go far anyways!"
And it was new day, as the sun was up and the sky was...clear.
"These contestants are tired of fighting each other? The drama's about to get restless and of course, they won't be able to sleep through it? And more importantly, with the romance bloom in the dreams? Find out, right now on Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!"
You know what it is, but it's more blue now!
Chris was standing on the top of the dock with Joseph Joestar, headband and all backflipping onto the deck from the water...and then Tails was flying from the water casually with a cheeky smile.
Finally, from under the water...Sokka was trying to swim around with confidence, as Lowain was doing the peace sign to the drone camera that was swimming them...before just throwing it upwards with impressive strength.
On the surface of the water, Eva looked real interested in beating Ryuko to the shore, the two of them looking real angry and then Eva punched Ryuko in the face.
Leshawna had a questioning look on her face from the shore, being very much mad with the result, as Eva got up and Kasumi just used her akido fighting style to literally flip Eva over with tenacity.
In another place on the beach, Albedo was practicing her axe swings to Johnny Bravo, who was trying to say sweet nothings and flexing his own muscles and Raven pulled him casually.
Albedo just put down the axe to Johnny Bravo, throwing the guy up and Raven just went back to sitting on the cliff, casually reading off some book and then caught him.
Oikawa was just doing the hardest volleyball serve in the world...before Askeladd just slashed it with a sword confidently, making Oikawa stunned and Askeladd victorious, as Amelia just tried to shout words at Askeladd.
It didn't work, as Askeladd just walked away with victory and went up to the very tall Bayonetta, who was just looking down at him with a seductive smile and Askeladd just put his sword, probably boasting about the king he killed.
Bayonetta got someone hanging on, with the courtesy of Albedo and she just plain smiled at her.
In the shack, Joey and Nicole were having a card game, Joey having a good time with a turn and then Nicole punched the floor of the cabin pretty strongly...making it jump, which got Lowain shaken.
And above the cliff and on a cabin, Min Min reached up to the roof with her ARMS to have some good ramen and weirdly enough, Falco was hanging there with crossed arms, Min Min just eating them.
Connor was taking some observations, looking at the roof and Cassie was just slapping his back, probably to chill him...but it just made Connor spin around to see the criminal, as Cassie raised an eyebrow and Reigen raised his hands calmly.
Reigen just tried to high-five Connor, the android reciprocating awkwardly...and Oikawa seemingly groaned, as Hsien-Ko just carried him all of the way with her weapon-filled arms, practically bouncing him on her metal "hands."
Hsien-Ko and Squigly basically slid into have a tea party in the forest, as the latter was just poking a bird by accident...both of them not in a good mood.
Khun put some branch into his odd suitcase, as Heavy didn't look too impressed from a ridge...before getting thrown some branches from Khun, who had a smug smile.
Heavy fell into a river that was on the ridge, which managed to tip Mr. Smee out of the boat and then Noel was just shooting nervously at random places, robot-ish animals falling down.
Mr. Smee swam in front of the boat to get into the waterfall, as Noel just jumped off...right into the dinning hall, where she got scared and then...Reg was just getting fed some slap by Chef.
Smee came in, getting thrown some slop.
And at night, Reg just put a match on the campfire, before seeing Askeladd and Bayonetta have a good battle and then sitting down with confident grins...before the title happened.
The bluest intro in the game's finished!
Joseph Joestar was beaming, as he woke up pretty early, as did a good chunk of the team that just got themselves ready for whatever the next challenge threw at them.
The rest of them weren't awake and weren't in the middle of running, but were just talking about stuff in the early morning sun.
"You guys aren't ready for my moves!" Joseph shouted, spinning his clackers around.
"I mean, he's right, you're not ready for the moves." Sokka remarked with a smirk, before tripping on dirt.
Joseph just let some silence hang before saying.
"See what I mean?"
Ryuko just sighed, as the rest of them were just doing...nothing really.
"Calm your butts down, it's not like we're gonna win forever if we're standing around." Eva said.
"Hey, hey...that's pretty rude." Joseph remarked. "And right."
"So, let's fucking stop standing around!" Ryuko shouted, as Eva just gave a thumbs up and Leshawna shook her head.
Though the words were a bit different, the sentiment was still the same about their running, though Sokka caught up like it was nobody's business.
*Sokka's confessional*
The Water Tribe swordsman still had dirt on his face.
"Did we win because of our killer strategy of having everyone do their thing? Yes and it was made by our awesome team leader!" Sokka remarked. "Azula must be crying right now or something?"
*Confessional cut*
The Rhinos weren't exactly in a good state, as Kristoff missed his reindeer, Hank Hill had gotten woken up by Muscle Man screaming in the dream and the mens' alliance was in some kind of shambles...both physically and mentally
"Good job, geez." Dante said. "Imagine putting your bet on a strategy that basically relies on Chris just rolling with it...and also sabotaging the challenge."
"To be fair, I was not expecting him to just meander around and do nothing for most of the challenge. If anything, he should be off." Coachman argued, smoking up a storm.
"You really had to scapegoat someone for some bottom-tier strategy? Because I don't think it worked." Dante remarked.
"I can't argue with him." Shulk said. "Still can't believe that was you, I was just trying my best in the forest."
"Besides, cutting the crown could do anything especially when someone doesn't do last second. What could it do? What effects does it have?" Coachman said, groaning. "Well, it made us lose."
"Seriously, though, can you not sabotage this time?" Shulk asked, as the Coachman just looked smugly. "Intentionally or not?"
"Yes, your attempt backfired in spectular fashion because it was a bad idea in the first place." Basil stated, reading a book. "Can't you do something to help us in the game?"
"I will do it in spectacular fashion, obviously. Then you shall see the error of your ways!" Coachman remarked, practically goading the mouse detective.
"Well, I hope you do!" Basil shouted. "I hope it goes well for you!"
"Indeed, it will!" Coachman smugly smiled, like the two others of this alliance weren't watching him. "I'm going to the toilet."
Shulk and Dante essentially watched the two leaders of the "alliance" talk with an impressive amount of spite, as Pinstripe Potoroo woke up with his tommy gun.
"We're all friends here, right?" Shulk asked Pinstripe.
"No, this is for the million and I'm pretty sure that hate each other more than they want that." Pinstripe said, having a bit of bedhead. "I don't mind your dumb ass."
"Thanks?" Shulk was confused, as Dante was just facepalming.
*Dante's confessional*
"Man, if this isn't the angriest alliance of Total Drama, I dunno what is. Two of them probably hate each other, one of them just goes wild and us three are just trying our best to survive." Dante said, recounting the alliance that he was in. "I just hope that more stupid stuff doesn't happen."
*Confessional cut*
Well, Azula was just not in a good mood mostly, as the ladies' alliance wasn't too pleased with the oldest contestant in the game messing around with a crown.
"Oh my god, can you believe that shit-head?" Harley Quinn asked. "What the fuck was that?"
"Geez, I didn't even know you could lose that fast! Well, I did it, but...Tippy and I usually just see them from a distance." Squirrel Girl remarked, as Harley Quinn was just looking confused. "You haven't heard of Tippy Toe?"
"...Give me an explanation or I will kick you out." Azula said, who seriously had the bedhead. "Really."
"Oh, ok. Tippy Toe's the squirrel that allows me to check what's happenin' around these islands and Monkey Joe's the first squirrel I communicated with." Squirrel Girl said, introducing her alliance to the two squirrels. "I'm pretty sure the rest are robots?"
"Really? What's going on?" Harley Quinn asked, looking real interested.
"Sokka tripped up and getting caught up in his wins." Squirrel Girl just talked to her snooping squirrel. "Oh and, and, some of his team's are planning an alliance against you."
"Well, tell him that I'm interested in seeing what that Water Tribe man's got." Azula remarked.
"Wow, that's so useful. I would really like to know how to talk to squirrels!" Yumeko looked excited for the competition. "Because I would like-"
"This isn't the time for gambling." Azula stated, which shut up Yumeko. "And-"
"Campers, all of you should report to the dining hall for an important reason!"
The Rhino girls' alliance just ended their meeting in a better place, as they were in a motivated mood, as the rest of them were actually walking behind them.
The dining room looked...odd, as Chef and Chris were there...but it was just the two hosts, with no food and none of the cooks even doing anything and all of the contestants knew what was up.
Aside from two, who got doing a first-to-ten thing.
"Wow, your Luigi's got some killer edgeguarding!" Miko chuckled all of the way.
"Well, that's because I had to deal with your Falco and-" Pit replied right back.
"Whoa, whoa, save it, lovebirds." Kyo remarked, as the two gamers pouted. "What's with the empty...everything?"
"Listen up, breakfast is going to be here...after all of you run 20k around the lake! Come on, it's good exercise, you wouldn't want to get fat!" Chris told all of the contestants, who weren't in the mood. "Being first to finish the run and being the team that gets everyone back here first...will give you guys a prize!"
Pit and Miko were just shining at the mention of a prize, but that was before Chef legitmately shot a gun upwards at the ceiling, the bullet stuck in it.
"Go!"
*Haida's confessional*
"I signed for this, but I don't really want to do this either. It's just one of those days." Haida said, still in his red and black striped jumper.
*Confessional cut*
The 105 remaining contestants weren't too surprised to see this run and there was some that was a bit faster than others and then there were some that was a lot faster than others.
Even if they were straight-up running.
"Okay, okay, Oikawa's not ready for me!" Kageyama exclaimed...before Tails was just speeding through the section.
In fact, Tails made people ate dust like never before, as a good chunk of his team and the others were just feeling the effects of eating it.
*Sandy's confessional*
"I said that I was joking. How fast is that fox, anyways? Right now, I've got 19k to run ahead!" Sandy said, motivated for science and for running.
*Confessional cut*
Tails wasn't the only one that was running as fast as he could in an unusual manner, as Piccolo was trying his best and Genos and Connor were both running in partially mechanical guys with a lot of stamina.
There were a lot of people and some of them were ready to stoke some rivalries again.
"You're ready to lose, right?" Daisy shouted.
"Shut up, Wario doesn't care for you." Wario remarked.
The princess and the treasure hunting entrepneur were bashing into each other, as they were running at the same speed and had some opportunities.
"You ain't even that good at Tennis!" Wario declared. "Wario's favourite sport!"
"Shut up!" Daisy exclaimed, as she shoulder bashed Wario.
In other news, Piccolo was trying to get...something for his underperforming team, as the top two had people that were just passing him with incredible pace and with ease too.
"Heh, those two are insanely fast."
Kipo and Michiru were (accidentally) using their power to speed through the course, also kicking up a lot of dust for the rest of them.
"Is this allowed?" Kipo asked, nervously slowing down.
"Pretty sure Chris doesn't care." Michiru remarked, not in the rule-checking mood.
"Wow, that...makes way too much sense." Kipo said.
"It's Total Drama!"
The furry duo were speeding on through at thirty miles an hour, as they weren't in the mood to lose for the team and Tails was still an incredible distance ahead of them.
Mikasa and Sol were right with Piccolo, all of them on different teams and all of them not willing to sabotage each other.
Kageyama and Oikawa were still putting in all of their energy into running ahead, considering that they didn't like each other very much.
"Get your dumb head in the game!" Kageyama shouted, taking a breather.
"Well, the same goes to you, Tobio-chan!" Oikawa exclaimed right back.
Shulk, Mai and Storm Shadow were making up the rest of the top ten runners of the race, but what was more interested was that there was...a ton of people that were not running.
"Honestly, why aren't we running?" Harley Quinn asked. "Azula here can out-run most of you!"
"Well, that's obvious. Yumeko is tired, though." Azula remarked, as Yumeko looked happy to be walking.
"Well, I was recharging my energy." Yumeko said with a smile.
"Still, though, let's get moving!" Harley Quinn shouted.
"Yeah, let's get it moving campers, can't keep this race going on forever! And be there by 12pm, it won't be breakfast!" Chris shouted from his ATV with his trademark grin and allowing everyone to hear it.
"You just ever wanted to smack a guy so much?" Harley Quinn asked Azula.
"Yes, I've got a long list of people that I'd like to crush." Azula said. "Mostly Sokka, because he's getting carried by his team."
"I'm pretty sure you should get carried by the team." Harley Quinn remarked.
"No, I'll carry this team." Azula remarked, as Yumeko was still tiredly going.
*Yumeko's confessional*
"For the record, I think that Azula shouldn't really be the leader of the team, because Tifa's not doing a bad job. And she isn't part of any alliance." Yumeko said, thinking about the game.
*Confessional cut*
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"Man, I bet these campers aren't going to be back so soon." Chef said, as his crew of chefs were doing their thing of cooking whatever. "Guys, keep on working!"
"We're working as hard as we can, man! It's taking a while." DJ remarked, still working on parts of the food.
"Yeah, homie man, Chef! Our hands are all on deck, already!" Sammy just cooking things up.
"These players aren't going to be back for a-"
All of the chefs actually heard a knock on the door, from someone running into it.
"Probably just a dog." DJ said, as the door slowly turned open with Tails on it. "Or a two-tailed fox."
Tails hopped off with an expecting look, as Chef looked bothered...at the thirty-minute run.
"You got omelette, you happy?" Chef just threw an omelette at Tails, who got it on his face and did a thumbs up. "Good."
"Man, first one here! I wonder how fast Sonic would've been." Tails mused, while he got into eating the omelette. "Nice!"
The many contestants that were still running were definitely getting the chefs a lot of time to cook up some kind of mad buffet and then two more came in proudly after another half hour.
"We went around the-is that an omelette plate?" Kipo asked.
"I don't think we're getting food." Michiru remarked.
"You're damn right, Tails got here first." Chef shouted at them. "Now sit."
"We're sitting, but what if-" Kipo got pulled by Michiru.
"Man, you taught 'em what's what!" Tomoi exclaimed, as the white-haired cook just complimented Chef. "Also, the thing...is done!"
*DJ's confessional*
"I'm surprised that Chris allows me to be in here. Still don't know why there's like a hundred people, but I never understood the dude." DJ remarked, as he looked confident.
*Confessional cut*
The rest of them, though, they were slowly getting into the cafeteria, as the top ten had now arrived and some of them were kinda angry.
Inside the Cafeteria: Sol Badguy, Tails, Michiru, Kipo Oak, Piccolo, Genos, Connor, Mai, Storm Shadow (technically) and Mikasa...and now it was Kageyama.
The black-haired guy was on the floor and very much tired.
"Did you guys win?" Kageyama asked, still on the floor.
"No, I got second...by a few miles." Michiru said. "But I'm pretty sure that this-"
"Urgh, why is that fox so fast!" Kageyama complained, getting up.
"At least you're up." Mikasa remarked, as Kageyama sat right next to her.
Many had arrived throughout the long wait for breakfast, Oikawa was just celebrating his team's solo win with Tails and Connor, Azula didn't do too badly and Daisy was in a another kind of mood.
Though the runners were numerous and the good performances were averaging out and some people were standing out for all sorts of reasons, by the time that this sentences, almost all of them were finished.
And it was nearly-
"Whoa, narrator. The runs doesn't have to be summed up so quickly!" Deadpool shouted, as Pit and Miko were back to just looking at each other. "I think you two make a cute couple."
"No, we don't. We're just gaming and chilling like we should!" Miko shouted at Deadpool.
"Pit, you're in denial."
"We're not in Africa!" Pit declared, as Deadpool clicked his fingers. "Speaking of duos that are friends..."
Owen came through and he was standing tall, but very much tired, with an unimpressed Noah.
"Wow, I've become so much stronger!" Owen shouted.
"Hey, hey, don't get too big for your britches." Noah sarcastically said, as the two of them were vibing.
"The dudes of the lunch table!" Pit shouted, as the last two of the Crows were through.
"Glad to be welcomed. What you're about to see is unexpected, though."
"That's almost everybody and time's almost up and now who's it going to be the last one?" Chris asked. "Rhinos, dude."
"I will be the one to step it up!" Azula shouted with confidence.
"No, it takes someone with experience to lead the team." Coachman said.
Sol shook his head, as there was two more and unsurprisingly, Kristoff and Pepper Ann came in together, the latter walking with a bit of a limp.
"That's everybody, right? It only hurts a lot, don't mind me." Pepper Ann remarked, as Kristoff gave a confident smile.
"Okay, that's everybody. For the record, the winning team doesn't get a prize."
"What the hell, we're the best team overall!" Giovanni shouted, as there was just a huge table with a lot of...stuff under a tarpet.
"But for a better question...who's hungry?!"
Chris pulled off the tarpet from the table and there was all sorts of food and it all looked really good, practically an all-American buffet that was ripe for the taking and eating.
The breakfast that they had was now a lunch and most of them couldn't care less about that.
*Pinstripe's confessional*
"It was like my mom teamed up with som angels to make some good buffet food!" Pinstripe remarked.
*Dante's confessional*
"And the breakfast fairies just made up for it with sheer effort and skill!" Dante said. "No mentioning the pizza, though."
*Lynn's confessional*
"It looked like the king of proteins just wanted to drop us some food and man, it's good!" Lynn shouted with motivation.
*Basil's confessional*
"As much as it is definitely a lunch and not a breakfast, I don't mind it one bit, since everything looked well-prepared, well-cooked and well-...did." Basil said.
*Eva's confessional*
"Something tells me that it's made to struggle to stay awake!" Eva remarked. "But I don't mind the well-balanced diet."
*Confessional cut*
Some of the contestants weren't super fall, but that wasn't true for the majority, hungry for the other challenge.
"You guys enjoyed the eats?" Chris asked all of the contestants, practically getting a lot of cheers. "Good, because some of you know what this challenge this is!"
"Oh god, it's the one that eliminated me." Eva said.
"Oh yeah, you were throwing mad stuff!" Leshawna shouted, earning some growls from Eva. "You wanna fight."
"I don't want you to mention it." Eva stated.
"It's the-" Owen just left a space for Chris to step in.
"Awake-thon 2 & Friends! That's right, you guys aren't just confined to the campfire, though you're still not allowed to go back to the campgrounds. We've got some people here to do other stuff...to make you energised or something like that!" Chris announced. "You guys have 15 minutes to collect anything from the campgrounds!"
"Okay, that sounds good! Would suck if I had anything to make people sleep!" Sandy awkwardly said. "Which I don't!"
"I believe you, Sandy!" Soma just backed her up.
"I don't think you should-" Riku remarked, as Sandy karate-chopped his plate. "-good argument."
"Does Sandy have that thing? Will the Rhinos' new team leaders attempt to do good things? Will Snufkin actually be a leader? All of that answered...after the break!"
To be continued in the second part, where the title shows up and becomes incredibly funny, as the pain of a full stomach and a good run really starts doing things to people
And of course, the first 24 hours of a challenge that contains all sorts of moves and trust me, I'm not joking about that...along with the contestants having a bit of a talk!
Either way, second part's coming soon!
