Disclaimer: Naruto and other characters isn't my creation. Gasp, the schock.

Pairing: Sasunaru all the way baby

Warnings: My spelling, Gosh the HORROR the AGONY!

AN/ OMFG I UPDATED!


Devil in disguise

Chapter 3 – Blushing is good for you

FIELD TRIP!

It stood with big red letters on the whiteboard.

The teacher before them was slowly saying it with a loud articulating voice, as if the class otherwise wouldn't understand it. Then he sighed and began to speak as if he was talking about the doom day.

"As you may know…you're idiots if you don't, I mean it's the only bloody thing that you're ever interested in my classes." He looked thoughtful. "No, on second thought, you're still idiots. Anyway, as you may know there will be a fieldtrip next week on Monday"

The brown haired teacher looked even more unhappy and miserable if possible at that.

"We teachers will be sacrificing our free time to spend it with you. Oh the mad joy." He said with a tone dead voice.

"And NO! Game boys aren't allowed, laptops aren't allowed, don't bring your x-box with you- there are no TV, don't bring your TV – BECAUSE THERE ARE NO ELECTRICITY! GODS HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU?" The teacher roared to a group of nerd looking boys that had put up their hands and looked for the moment scarily close to a heart attack.

"Do you want to know why? BECAUSE THE GOD DAMN PRINCIPLE THINKS THAT IT WILL BE LEARNING EXPERIENCE! I WILL BE SPENDING MY WEEKEND WITH A BUNCH OF BRATTY KIDS WITH NO WHATSOEVER ENTERTAINMENT AT ALL!"

By now their teacher where breathing hard, red as the colour of the big red letters, and glaring at everybody.

He was bend over the desk gripping the desk edge so hard his knuckles where turning white.

It looked as if he was especially glaring at a blond haired boy, a Naruto that was staring down at a paper, studying with a concentra…SLOW BACK!

Sasuke almost got a whip flash when he turned back to Naruto who was gone in his own little world bend over a paper and writing something down with a determined expression plastered on his face.

Well, had you seen, the dobe was actually studying. Well what did he know. This was after all his first day in the new school. Naruto maybe was this super genius that loved to study.

Sasuke almost burst out laughing at the thought.

Naruto…genius… That would never fit in one sentence.

"Sasuke-kun, have you heard about this trip before?" Sakura suddenly whispered to Sasuke. Ino bending over to also listen on the, oh so, interesting answer he would give them. They waited in tense expectation.

"…Hnn…"

They sighed dreamily over his response.

God they where annoying.

Especially that Haruno-girl. They had been all over him ever since lunch.

They had even touched him! No ONE touched him.

That had been the number ONE rule at his last school.

And normally he would have told them to fuck of and leave him alone.

Maybe even kicked them or bitten of their hands too.

But maybe a bit more discreetly, not wanting to ruin his oh so perfect image.

But the sick pleasure, every time Naruto saw Sakura, act like a love sick puppy, and look like he was going to explode, implode, whatever.

It was so worth it.

Tormenting Naruto was the funniest thing ever.

Always had been.

Speaking of Naruto, he had cooled down pretty fast after the scene in the cafeteria.

He had only been throwing glares that promised to kill made some ridiculous hand gesture…plus he had made this weird sound when he walked in the classroom and saw Sakura looked with loving and glittering eyes at him and not even spared a glance at the blond.

That was a very disappointing fact, Sasuke confessed to himself.

He had hoped on maybe some big fighting scene where he could beat the crap and humiliate Naruto.

But Naruto had as before, in the cafeteria, been stopped by that creepy-gothic-red haired- guy-, with tons of black mascara around his eyes and no eyebrows, before he could do anything.

In fact that guy and Naruto seemed awfully close.

Actually very close, he had never seen the redhead away from Naruto under the whole day that had been and If he wasn't remembering wrong, so had also Naruto been all clingy to him- riding on his back and all on a break earlier that day, could anyone TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS ABOUT?

Sasuke wanted to bang his head into the desk two seconds after that thought.

He resisted.

Why the hell would I care about that! I swear it was something with that marmalade this morning, because he had been having these really freaky thoughts about Naruto, all day. Like the one that thought Naruto looked rather, adorable – a word that weren't supposed to exist in the Uchiha vocabulary, all concentrated and stuff.

Suddenly Naruto stopped writing and looked up as if he felt that someone was staring at him. Sasuke almost got a new neck damage of some sort when he turned back his head to the complaining teacher.

Just some seconds later, he felt something hit his back head, and he sighed.

Why did everybody feel the need to send him those brain-dead notes all the time? They where like a really bad forum, no spell-check whatsoever and the content was even worse.

Hi there you sexy beast or what did you eat for break feast, was not something he thought worth answering.

He didn't get it, what was the point?

Didn't they get that he wasn't interested after ignoring them all his life?

He choose to ignore the new note as all the others that had been sent to him under the day.

But then he heard it.

A certain whispering, voice calling at him.

"Sasuke-teme…ey bastard!" Not the most loving- voice.

Before he could stop himself, he turned around again to look at Naruto that was pointing at something on the ground.

He slowly looked down at the floor on a poorly done paper aeroplane that lied a bit from the mountain of other messages, and then slowly up again to Naruto that was still pointing at it.

Then before he could register what he was doing, he took up the aeroplane from the floor.

Naruto had sent him a note…did that mean something special! What had he written? Was it something important? My god I did not just think that.

Worse then that, he could feel his cheeks begin to heat.

I AM NOT FUCKING BLUSHING! Sasuke thought while the first signs of a coming panic-attack appeared and he tried to force down the blush. People usually only wrote to him because of one special reason…

What if… He began too shakily fold up the paper plane

When it lay up folded in front of him, two realizations hit him.

One

Naruto was a very bad painter.

Two

The marmalade must have been spiced, because that was the only reason he could come up with why the very disturbing images with him and Naruto had been played before him when he had hold the unfolded paper aeroplane.

Before him was a picture of what he guessed was himself, because of the text that was written at the top of the picture;

DIE SASUKE, DIIIIIIIIIIIE!

The figure had all kind of different spiky objects in him and it was unnaturally much blood gushing out from the body.

The paper was destroyed bit by bit by Sasuke's trembling fingers.

His face not turning back to his normal stoic expression, even if he tried.


It was a masterpiece! The picture before him was beautiful.

I especially like the eyes, they express and hold so much pain. Naruto thought to himself and looked at the two cross that were the eyes.

He looked up from the picture to glare at the motive and he met two black eyes for a second. Then next second the back head greeted him.

He narrowed his eyes and then began to fold the paper into a paper aeroplane.

"Bastard thinks he so much better than me. He shall see, just you wait…"

He began to mumble to himself.

He thought back to when his friend's had managed to drag out the kicking and screaming Naruto out from the cafeteria.


"Why the hell did you stop me?" Roared Naruto and shook of Gaara's hand from his shoulder.

"I was going to beat the living crap out of him!"

"One. You would lose badly, have you checked out the guy's bicep? Two. You would had been suspended. This is you third fight this week and you know the school field trip is coming up." Answered Kiba.

"I? The great Uzumaki Naruto. Lose?"

Everybody nodded and said.

"…Badly…"

"What kinds of friends are you? You would of course help me out!"

"…you mean six…against one…"

"Yes!"

The others just sighed and then began to go again, leaving Naruto behind.


It was mutiny! Sasuke had even turned his friends against him.

The paper aeroplane, that may have not been the greatest work he had done, because of the hard and jerky grip of the paper he had have, because of the very upsetting thought's about a certain black haired bastard, was then thrown towards said black haired bastard.

For a second Naruto wondered if it would stuck in his hair, maybe be stuck between two spikes.

That was an uplifting and fascinating thought.

It knocked in to Sasuke's spiked back hair and then to the floor.

Naruto made a strangled sound, coming from the back of his throat.

What was this, the bastard was ignoring him. He wasn't allowed to do that!

…Then he thought, that maybe the hair worked like some kind of silencer because Sasuke looked like he hadn't even registered it.

"Sasuke-teme…ey bastard!"

Slowly the other boy's head turned towards him.

Just as slowly and zombie-like he turned towards the paper airplane that he was currently pointing at and then took it up.

He stared at it as if he didn't know what to do with it.

Then his check was tingled with a pink colour.

This was interesting, Naruto thought and weren't aware that he was beginning to lean forward over the table as if he would come closer to Sasuke.

When the drawing was revealed it was like someone had pushed the froze button on a remote control. All Sasuke's movements and face was completely frozen for a few seconds.

Then his masterpiece was shredded to tiny little pieces.

For a moment Naruto almost thought that Sasuke's face looked disappointed.

He didn't know what to think of that.

But it made his heart beast a little faster…


Four days later.

Monday...beautiful morning.

The clock had currently ticked 25200 seconds since the clock had struck twelve.

The weather man with a wacky tie had said the weather was going to be sinfully gorgeous this day.

I did not know this.

I did not care.


The day didn't start well.

The day before that and the day before that, hadn't either.

Or maybe they did, because they all started in the rather surprising comfortable and warm sofa, when he was to drugged on wonderful sleep to register anything.

It was more what followed that were bad.

Like walking into the kitchen and finding Sasuke clad only in his boxers, like it was normal morning routine, showing of that sex-pack and milk white skin.

Also like walking into the unlocked bathroom when a very naked and wet Sasuke stepped out from the shower.

And all the other similar situations containing a half-naked Sasuke, that followed.

This had brought a very strange reaction from him, that covered it all from, blushing to spluttering to eyes popping out from his head…Screaming too. Screaming like a little virgin school girl.

He had strange desires to salivate too.

Naruto had come to the conclusion that the Uchiha was in fact a

Exhibitionist.

A shocking but very true discovery. What would all his fan-girls think about it if they knew, well when he thought about it they would probably drool or die of lose of to much blood.

And, It was as if it was a weird complot against him- to leave him all hot and bothered-which he of course weren't- and it was disturbing as hell!

The worst thing was that Sasuke didn't seem to think at it as a strange thing, walking around half naked in the house, and in turn made him completely oblivious of Naruto's distress.

Naruto had been petrified when Sasuke the morning before, had stood behind him to get himself a glass on the shelf, over Naruto's head which had resulted with Sasuke bare stomach rubbing against his back.

Yes petrified, that was why his breathing had turned weird, his heart had hammered like crazy and he had shivered getting goose bumps all over his body.

The thought of moving had never occurred to him neither that it was rather strange that Sasuke was trying to get a glass when he already had one on the table with juice.

But that wasn't all, Sasuke was not only scaring the living day light out of him he was taking over the house too and it was nothing he could do about it. It even seemed as if the evil Iruka was encouraging him.

Sasuke was now the king of the remote control after a very embarrassing fight on the floor, he was also the resident king of –the corner where Naruto ALWAYS sat and ate-, he couldn't even let Naruto have his food!

They had not have Ramen in three days-THREE FRIGGIN DAYS- because the spoiled ice prince didn't feel like it, and because of some strange reason Iruka listened to him.

Did god really hate him that much or had he just one day been so bored that he had just thought, hey let's mess with Naruto's life.

What followed this morning wasn't better than the two previous.

At first he had thought that Sasuke had miraculous disappeared because it seemed like he wasn't in his roo-NARUTO'S room, nor in the kitchen or the bathroom, why he would be in Iruka's room would be a mystery and somewhat disturbing, so Naruto came to the conclusion that God actually loved him.

He was wrong.

God hated him…


REALLY, REALLY SORRY for being so incredibly slow.

Last I updated was in December…2004…

Well I thought that I would not finish this but fate made it different.

Now I'm all hyped up on this story! So next chapter will not take as long as this one.

Already writing on it.

This chapter was really boring but I think/hope that next will be more interesting. Well it's supposed to have some Sasunaru action at least…heh…

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That's the reason why he at first talked to him…but I'm not sure if I'm going to keep it.

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