On Link and Skittles
Link Melee: heh heh… the title explains itself. Think - OoT, after the events that happened.
Ok! Disclaimer time! I don't own Legend of Zelda, or Skittles :( …darn…
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It's a month after OoT, and Link sits in a room with his phsyciatrist talking about his adventure.
"Well, it all started that day that Navi came to my house…"
'I was napping, and having a dream about dancing skittles, when this glowing lightbulb flies in and wakes me up. "Wake up! Wake up! Lazy kid!" I moaned, and rolled over. It got closer, and I took out a tennis racket and hit it. Then, it grabbed me by the shirt, and threw me outside. I complained for the next hour about being hungry. Every single time I said I was hungry, it just said, "Skittles! Ta daa!"
Anyway, we got out, and went inside this huge tree who promised me skittles if I kicked some spider's butt. I got through him, only to come out and have the flippin' idiot die! I never got any skittles!
Then, a stupid bird talked for a LONG time, and I got to go see the princess. She also promised me skittles if I got her the 3 rocks. After countless days without my precious candy, I found the other two rocks.
When I ran back to see that girl, she rode off on a huge white horse. She threw back a package of skittles, and I ripped it open. Then, some ugly dude with a huge nose came over, and trampled my Skittles flat! I swore vengeance against him, but was sucked into a time warp.
I woke up 7 years later to some old geezer telling me to save the "6 sages" or something. Then, I ran all around Hyrule to find some Skittles, but the only store with them was burned down by that Ganondorf guy. I then raced off with Navi, the flashlight, and grabbed the 5 medallions.
Some guy named Shiek was stalking the whole time, and after I got back to the temple, he was actually the princess! She was about to give me skittles, when she got trapped by Ganondorf and hauled off to the castle. I charged in there, beat up Ganon, and rescued the princess. When I got back to this time period, I realized I never got my Skittles. I went to the castle and dropped of Navi at that temple. I put a piece of my mind to that princess, and told her I was leaving…'
Link is still sitting in that chair, talking to the doctor. "I am going to leave for Termina soon. I heard that they have the largest supply of Skittles in the world! So? Will you help me?" The doctor doesn't answer. Link pokes him, then he falls over. He's sleeping. "AAAHHH!" Link goes into a rageous fury and kills the doctor. He was gone by the time that the guards showed up.
THE END
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Link Melee:So? How do you like it? There is only one chapter, so… DEAL WITH IT! R / r now!
