Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!
Bonus Chapter 2...
...Intern Daze.

Today, we're not only seeing Rick, Olivia Octavious, DJ and Lowain's bro guys...but also a few more you haven't seen before, including a few that really fit the roles!

And also...a new potential contestant running around being a dick.


Underground in the portal room...there was some stuff happening.

It was back to just Olivia and someone else that was too busy working with a random robot, as Rick was too busy getting paid for nothing interesting.

The two of them were actually in the portal room, the thing having actually been closed for a episode or two...before doing some tests on the stable portal that Rick just used to get out of doing his job.

The second girl was a short-ish teenager with purple hair that could carry herself and wore purple trousers, a white top and a bug mask, purple sleeves, magenta-ish shoes, purple and black gloves.

The second girl, like Olivia, made a reality-wrecking portal and her name was-

"Entrapta, some kind of stuff is going through!" Olivia shouted. "Hopefully, it's a Spider-whatever."

"I'm just hoping that it is a another robot contestants...I'll miss watching Genos being half-awesome, half-tech!" Entrapta shouted with a smug grin.

"What's with you and technology. Go have a boyfriend or a nemesis that you can take a DNA sample out of!" Olivia casually stated, as though Entrapta was a little bit nervous.

"Right..."

The two of them saw someone come out of the portal and the third woman was definitely looking to be a contestants and to kill some "perro" (Cops in Spanish).

She wore a black leather jacket, a black tank top, black jeans and black high heels and generally looked Mexican with her hair in a bun and didn't give two fucks about what would happen to anyone else.

"Hey, is this the Total Drama motherfucking Island?" The third woman shouted.

Olivia and Entrapta weren't that scared, but...

"Yeah, what about it?" Entrapta said, as though there was someone running around who was nice.

"Listen, I got a gun. You're gonna tell me where the host is or else you're gonna get popped!" The Mexican woman just had gun raised. "And I'm not fucking around."

"Big mean lady, I don't know where it is...but your gun is beautiful!" Entrapta got forced to duck by Olivia, who was just looking at her incredulously.

The Mexican woman was in the mood to "fuck around" and use her gun like it wasn't a problem, shooting three times at a window.

"Oh my gosh, she's a villain!" Entrapta reliased, as Olivia facepalmed. "We're not gonna tell her."

"That's great, because we don't know where this place is." Olivia shouted at the gun-toting woman. "But you're not gonna-"

"I can read, estupido! If he ain't gonna put me on here, I'm about to put some holes in him!" Catalina shouted, seeing the exit that would've lead to Chris house. "...get ready, McLean, Catalina's gonna make some moves!"

The two portal making ladies were just watching Catalina leave the location, guns and all.


The cooks, though, included four very different people as Smee, DJ, Elsam and Tomoi were just working their hardest...watching the contestants just go at each other.

"My man Lowain's still in the money race, man! Though the team captain's kinda wildin', though, so...predicting the future ain't no big." Elsam shrugging at seeing Oikawa and Kageyama go at it. "Heard that they're volleyball rivals, which is just hype."

"I'll be honest...I am not ready to handle all of the drama. But I can tell you that it ain't gonna stop anytime soon." DJ saw that Oikawa was just chuckling at Kageyama. "Man, it feels weird that he's 18."

"Nah, brah, sometimes you've gotta deal with your haters, wherever they've got a reason or they're real dumb." Elsam remarked.

"Besides, they're on two opposite sides, so they're gonna butt heads. Wherever that's gonna lead to hating or not hating, I dunno." Tomoi added to the statement.

While that was happening, the two volleyball rivals were back to doing their own thing.

"Man, I'm glad that's over." DJ said.

"Not gonna lie, you're still a bit of a wuss." Tomoi told the black cook.

"Tommy, dude. He's trying to work on that stuff!" Elsam was doing the quick sweeps. "Old fella-"

"Is he on the floor again?" Tomoi said. "Sammy...man."

"I'm sorry, fellas, I was just trying to clean this spot on the floor...but it looks like it's a hole!" Smee exclaimed.

The four cooks were a little bit suspicious of this random hole that was going down the floor and then they were all looking down it like it wasn't supposed to be bottomless or had the illusion of being bottomless.

"Uh, who's going to jump down there?" Smee asked. "Wait, what is this hole really about?"

"It's just a hole that leads to a dark cavern, what's wrong about it?" DJ shrugged...as the four of them agreed to see what the heck was down there.

"I don't know about you three, but I'm going-"

And in typical fashion, Smee just fell down the hidden hole that...closed itself up and the rest of them knew that something was wrong and wherever it was the universe, the island or even reality itself, they all knew that some wonky shit was going on.

Smee just got spat out of another hole again, which was now...in the oven.

"...Whoa, whoa, what did you see down there?" DJ asked.

"The stars?" Smee told them. "Or something like that...it's weird."

The cooks had discovered...a probable hole in reality.


Well, that was a weird diversion that will get addressed in the future, but for now, we're dealing with a Mexican woman that had some guns, money problems and that robbed more banks than anyone else would care to do.

And there was two more interns that had to do their job reluctantly, but they weren't about to let Chris get harmed...wherever they cared or not be damned, as Catalina was running in the front with a gun.

One of them had grey-red eyes, blonde hair and generally speaking, wants to keep his clan's eyes out of criminals...as they are extinct.

Kurapika was 18 obviously, wearing a blue and yellow tabard vest and skirt over a kung-fu training suit and holding his weapons.

"Look as much as we both somehow got tricked into doing this job, you could at least try to look interested." He told someone.

"I'm not interested in hunting down random humans for the sake of some lame host, but they're definitely trying to kill him." That someone was definitely a robot.

More specifically, a Maverick...as said robot was kinda tall and had blue and red armour with a grey body, two arms and a gun.

"Right, Axl, so-" Kurapika said.

"Oh my god, why the fuck does everyone look like that?" Catalina asked. "Fucking putas."

"Nah, she's not going to-"

A shot rang through, as Catalina went past them without caring much...practically sprinting past them, as the two interns were keeping up fine.

"I ain't gonna go down for anyone! Fuck you, fuck your haircuts and fuck your guns." Catalina was just unloading bullets.

Even if the two interns weren't hurt by it, she wasn't in the fighting mood...she was in the money-getting mood.


Ten minutes, Catalina reached...a hut with an intercom and she was just smashed the button, as the two interns basically got her down to the ground.

"Admit it."

"Admit what?!" Axl shouted, pointing the laser gun in her face.

"Admit that I got what I wanted." Catalina shouted. "I'm gonna get on this shit, win it and take the cash and make some more money!"

"Yeah, you should've entered when you had the chance, so go home and rob some more banks or whatever you do." Axl bragged, as Kurapika was ready to kick the Mexican's butt.

And there was someone on the other line.

"Nice, you finally got here. Guys, guys, let go of my extra contestant...if she even managed to get here, imagine the drama she's gonna cause!"

"Drama?" Kurapika asked. "Is that it?"

"Nah, nah, nah, you gonna give me the money or else wiping the floor with those weirdo bastards!" Catalina shouted, still on the ground.

"Oh, money."

"Me being here is causing drama, shit pays for itself!" Catalina said, as the gun just disappeared. "What the fuck-"

"Catalina, looks like you're gonna have to mop the floor with everybody...on this season of Total Drama!" Chris announced. "You'll be in after the next challenge, by the way."

"Oh, you're gonna regret not giving that money!" Catalina yelled over the intercom.

"Sure...with your no gun."

Axl and Kurapika sighed, as they both let go of the woman and...then they both got double-kicked immediately, even as they both put their hands up.

"I disagree with Chris, but I'm not the one running the show." Axl said.

"Listen, that man knows that I would've cooked him easily." Catalina remarked.


To be continued in the cookshow Showdown, with the potential new contestant also showing up...either in that episode or the volleyball episode, because it's going to take a good while for her to get settled in.

Episode 10, though, is gonna be spicy regardless.

Episode 11 might have some Catalina in it, though at the cost of someone being eliminated at random.

The new interns in town:

Kurapika (Hunter x Hunter)
Axl (Megaman X, was in Crossover Trunks/Crossing Trunks)
Entrapta (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power)

And Rick's gone...whoever the fuck knows where, but he's doing stuff.