Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 10: Kitchen Warriors
Part 1: Stewing The Drama

Uh, the title's fitting is all I'm going to say about this one...as the four teams had one person eliminated each and some of them were more dramatic than the others!

And others weren't, but there's also food.

So, that's cool and there may or may not be a new contestant in the midst and consequently, someone may or may not have to trade places.

Appreciate the reviews, 1602jaw and Memeking again and you know Soma isn't the only chef around in this set contestants that can do it.

Oh yeah, there's a new contestant's coming in store...but she's not really in the competition or in the show, yet.


"Last time on Total Drama, we had a challenge that was very 'sus' as the people say it, as we had people trying to do tasks or other people trying to put those people to sleep!"

A whole bunch of stuff would be shown like Luigi getting back to "normal", Oikawa trying to shout over Kageyama and Papyrus shouting something pretty cool.

"Some were on a boat, some in the woods, some underground and some in the awesome resort and everyone was making moves...being swapped into different groups!"

The four different groups were attempting to get used to each other, as the teams were a bit different and some unusual team-ups were shown (like Tails and Noah.)

"Some impostors were acting like crewmates, while other crewmates were the realest of impostors. Most of the impostors sucked enough to lose, but some teamed up to win!"

The Yumeko and Azula showdown was shown, as Ram bashed Squigly with a whole bunch of heavy clothes and...a basket that was definitely not shown last episode.

"These eliminations are real different, 'cause Donkey Kong, Askeladd, Shulk and Wario were all goners from their teams!"

The four of them being shot off was shown.

"Okay, the drama's finally turning up the heat. The teams are back to boil over the drama and will they get overcooked or are they cooking things up perfectly...Right now on Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!"


There are intros, but I don't have to bow down to every whim.


Shulk's elimination shook the team only a little bit, as Legoshi, Kristoff, Muscle Man and Hank were all together talking about the guy just being eliminated.

Actually, Hank was trying to cook some BBQ, but emphasis was on trying.

"Man, what the fuck happened last night?" Muscle Man shouted. "It was like some kind of crazy elimination, bro."

"Stop saying bro a lot. It's weird, like the fact that Shulk...of all people got eliminated." Kristoff said. "Didn't the old guy said he held no hate in his heart."

"No way, man. He said that he hopes that his team accepts him...or some other kind of weird buncha words!" Muscle Man shouted.

"...Can't believe that he trusted the old guy and then got set up and disappeared." Kristoff said, as the three of them sighed. "Legoshi?"

"Yeah, I can't believe him." Legoshi said.

"Can't believe that, dude!" Muscle Man almost shouted over Legoshi. "It's not him."

"That's some supicious activity, though it ain't probably ain't him." Hank stated, which got Legoshi displeased. "Could be someone else."

Hank and Muscle Man were just one side that was chilling, while Legoshi and Kristoff were standing there...thinking about what happened last night and there was some others that were doing some other business.

*Hank's confessional*

"Whoever voted for that guy must be feeling mighty stupid right about now." Hank said. "Because I'm always voting for some people who can't pull their weight."

*Confessional cut*

Mostly Azula's Angels (as named by an confident Harley Quinn), who were just figuring out that there was some shenanigans going on and hanging out on the roof again.

Like they usually would.

"Hey, guys! I can't believe that Shulk just got voted off..." Yumeko exclaimed. "...must have been a coincidence."

"It really isn't. He is clearly on the weaker side and quite literally got dragged into an alliance by an old man, so he should be gone. How did he-" Azula said, as Yumeko kept it cool.

"Considering that since one person from each team got eliminated and he did mess up slightly, he would get a fair amount of votes." Yumeko explained, as there was someone raising their eyebrows at this. "Lynn...could be useful."

"Oh, yeah, the three other ladies probably voted together...with you." Azula remarked, catching on what Yumeko said.

"Oh well, guilty as charged! I actually don't mind making some friends and them helping me out." Yumeko admitted with a sincere smile.

"Nice, I knew you had some people backing you up!" Tron Bonne exclaimed. "They're allies, though."

"No, they're full on friends. Believe it or not, I don't like to think about strategy all of the time." Yumeko said.

"Yeah...you're not wrong, but Azula isn't going to be wrong." Tron Bonne asked. "Right?"

"Someone did manage to get to third that way, so she's right...just be ready drop them when it counts." Azula advised Yumeko.

The other two weren't really sure what to say, but they just nodded along with the triple trouble conversation.

"Cool, the hell are we going to do, then?" Harley asked. "Win the challenge or something?"

"That and someone needs to recruit one of the other people to our alliance. Trust me, the other alliance is shambles." Azula remarked, as Squirrel Girl and Harley...barely understood what she said. "Then I'll be part of the best alliance of all time."

"Will it rule the game?" Harley said, almost rolling her eyes.

"Yes...it will with the heat of a thousand suns."

*Squirrel Girl's confessional*

She was a little bit mad.

"It does hit a bit different when your alliance leader is a power-hungry 14-year old, but she's definitely a smart power-hungry 14-year old!" She said. "I mostly got Sokka stuff that I shouldn't tell...probably because she'll get eliminated."

*Confessional cut*


Sokka's alliance was in pretty high spirits about this specific day for no reason, as they were just hanging out near the edge of a ravine and playing some strength-testing games.

"Dang, whoever that Askeladd guy was...he sucked." Sokka remarked. "But how the heck are we going to beat Azula like this?"

"What do you mean like this? No team really won or lost, a lot of people just happened to be immune to the votes." Cassie said. "And I think we're in a alright state."

"Look she's probably going to pull some insane strategy out of nowhere and then we'll just lose more." Sokka complained.

"What if the 'insane strategy' is making you stress your butt out, Sokka?" Oikawa asked, as the rest of them gave a thumbs up. "Wait, I was joking!"

"This is a game where you step on a rock and then you get shot off in a boat!" Sokka shouted.

"Uh, you okay? Nobody won." Lowain asked. "We all sussed them out...aside from whatever group you were in. Bummer, but at least you didn't get voted out."

"Yeah. Did you know that Yumeko and Azula were impostor-ing together?" Sokka asked. "Did you also know that Ram was an impostor?"

"Nah...I can't believe that your group had a collective bruh moment, bro. Take some time to chill, though-" Lowain suggested to Sokka, who wasn't that interesting.

"There's no time to chill, we need to win even more...exponentially!" Sokka shouted. "We've got the greatest techniques and tactics, so let's bring the other teams down!"

"Dude just spat out some bars." Lowain whispered to Cassie.

"That would imply that we're not doing just that." Cassie said to Lowain.

And then she stood up with Sokka, who was nervous.

"Sokka, we can probably make good on winning this challenge or at the very least, making sure that we're able to be safe." Cassie said. "I don't know how, but we can win this one!"

"Yeah...I don't know what I just said, but winning is going to be easy." Sokka remarked, as the rest of them stood up and Tails ran in to get a high-five.

The crew was back in business and ready for whatever challenge was about to happen, especially since the dynamic from last challenge actually gave something to all of them.

New perspective.

*Tails' confessional*

"Wait, why do I get the feeling that we're going to get owned by some team and that it is going to be inevitable?" Tails asked. "Probably just a feeling."

*Confessional cut*

And what about the truce-alliance hybrid that was hanging out in the woods? It wasn't going to be smooth sailing in the same woods, especially since there was some words being thrown.

Dante was glaring at Coachman, as Basil and Pinstripe both knew that they didn't vote for their teammate that got eliminated and the argument just kept on going.

"Okay, Shulk got eliminated, he left the alliance, you say weird thing, he just coincidentally goes home. Sounds stupid." Dante remarked.

"Shulk doesn't deserve to be eliminated by some stupid little someone who thinks they're a genius." Coachman huffed. "What would I gain from even doing that?"

"Wait, what kind of big-brained play are you going for, huh?" Dante asked.

"I was not the one who voted for Shulk. Whoever they are...must think that I'm stupid, but they're the one who is stupid." Coachman said, practically having that demonic grin. "Besides, it's none of us."

"Yeah, you're just covering for your own butt." Dante said.

"I did mean it that I wanted him to have a decent time, you fool!" Coachman shouted.

"Damn then that sounded onimous for a goodbye, eh?" Dante remarked. "Geez, take a breath, old man."

"...You take a breath too, demon hunter. If he's voted out due to some coincidence, then that's that."

"Great...then let's show those guys what we're made of."

The other two members of the messy alliance were backing away from the very much angered duo with white hair, as they didn't really have any ideas either.

*Basil's confessional*

The mouse detective didn't really fear in his heart.

"As much as we're willing to have some banter, the fact that they're arguing over what is practically fiction shows that this thing is practically on the edge of breaking apart. It would be an alliance, but that would imply that they're at least willing to do some teamed up strategy."

*Confessional cut*


The cafeteria...would normally be where the craziest of the dramas would spill over in this season in these short, but sweet nine episodes and there definitely was a lot of that happening...

...but for now, Snake, Samus, Pit and Miko were doing something that was stupid.

"Don't fuck with me and my Kazuya!" Pit shouted, which got Julia confused. "It's like top one in this island."

"Pit, it's not that big of a deal. We're the top c-team on this island" Miko yelled.

"Wait, you were going to say-" Julia realised, as the two youngsters were just giving the death stares. "-Don't worry about it, people won't notice."

Pit and Miko were both sure that they had outplayed a supersoldier and a bounty hunter (who were playing Mario and Luigi), as the crowd of people were cheering.

"What matters is the real challenge ahead of us." Snake said. "The challenge that might make one of you two eliminated."

"You really lay it on thick for no reason, huh." Samus remarked, as she just accepted the loss. "Though we'll win today."

"What makes you think that we'll lose?" Miko confronted the bounty hunter.

"Anyone could win today...especially since the last challenge was very different to any others." Samus remarked. "But we're not the same level."

"You're just some bounty hunter, but I'm a gamer...an oppressed group!" Miko shouted, which got a lot of people laughing around. "Thanks?"

"...Oh my god, she's serious." Snake was just looking disappointed, as Samurai Jack just didn't understand. "Your gamer skills ain't nothing compared to years of hell."

"...Glad, you're outta there."

As the two teamed-up duos were going back to their seats, there was a certain bunch that had been overlooked and were more than ready to not be overlooked.

"Wow, I can't believe nobody noticed that you were the impostor. You must have some great skills." Spike said to Ram.

"Actually, I can hide really well courtesy of my master." Ram answered honestly, drinking some low-quality water like it was tea.

"Then you must have a cool master to do...that." Spike said.

"Every day, I am grateful to my master for teaching me many things. So, why are you so interested in it?" Ram asked.

"Because I want to know about my teammates, nothing too big." Spike stated, as Aisling stomped up to them. "What's your-"

"I'm fine and you're missing the fight!" Aisling shouted. "Look at it-"

"Look at what-"

The purple dragon kid, the potentially fae child and the pink-haired maid were seeing some of that classic questionable strategy from the spiciest alliance for a good while.

Even in most reality shows, as while there wasn't many words said, an tired Tifa, an smug Azula and a very antsy Coachman said what was needed to be said...and bonus points went to a confused Harley and Dante.

*Aisling's confessional*

"As long as those five aren't thinking of beating me and as long as I have wolves, this is going to be easy! Easy enough for me to win and finally get noticed." Aisling said with confidence.

*Confessional cut*

Speaking of that table.

"Please, Shulk would be much more deserving than you to be here. What do you have other than fire and a smart mind?" Coachman asked, once again...not helping.

"I have strategy that will consistently get us the win...and a bunch of people behind my back." Azula said. "Meanwhile, you were arguing with Dante over here."

"Does it really matter where you got that? When you're stupid enough to eliminate someone that could have been useful...you stupid little girl." Coachman said.

"Then my fire must have gotten to your head, because I'm right in there." Azula calmly remarked, as Harley was just trying to cut it out.

"Says you, someone's quite easily tricked despite being so intelligent." Coachman said, as Pinstripe looked...stupified. "Besides, if I led this team, do you know how many challenges we'd win...possibly quite a lot more than we'd lose, I would say."

"That sounds impressive, but if you're going to do that, don't do dumb shit." Pinstripe said.

"Well, of course, I'm too old to do just that." Coachman remarked.

And of course, the actual team leaders (Carmelita and Tifa) weren't really able to stop them, but they did have a plan...practically being the other side of the table to the squabblers.

"I mean, Azula's clearly going to be the better leader of the two. The old guy has some weird power and man, can he shout...but he's no strategy man." Tifa said, still eating her breakfast. "...I'm just thinking of letting those two lead a challenge each."

"Despite the fact he has no business winning that many challenges, he did..." Carmelita said. "...Azula is pretty strong, so having them seperately lead the challenge works."

"Good idea, because as much as it would entertaining, it would suck to be around that mess." Tifa remarked, as Carmelita nodded along. "Besides, I came here to win and have a good time!"

"Not happening." Carmelita just immediately replied. "Chris is going to show up some time and-"

"Hey, I'm right on time, campers!"

Tifa and Carmelita were both not in the mood to deal with Chris' own bullshit, as the Rough Rhinos were definitely looking at the host itself.

"...What's the challenge?" Mikasa asked. "We're prepared for it."

"Hey, hey, hey, I don't have a challenge every time! Sometimes, I come around to say hi."

There was whole bunch of silence, as a good chunk of people didn't actually see him to do that.

"Oh, I was wondering why you were around yesterday." Yagami said, getting his hating quota out. "I hate your-"

"Good morning, campers, I do have an awesome challenge for you today!" Chris announced, which got the people groaning. "Man, you aren't ready for it!"

"Please tell me it's not torture." Yagami crossed his own arms, as he was sitting down.

"Campers, meet me in the woods that some of you that have been to!" Chris shouted. "In an hour, 'cause it's a while away."


Nearly an hour later, there was some of usual sunlight that shone through the massive canopy of trees that was above them on Rushall Island, the island that has...a lot of things.

A lot of buildings, you could say and one of them was going to be important to this episode...actually, it was a whole restaurant, but you could do way worse than that.

Since this was going to be a resort, there had to be a restaurant with an absolute massive kitchen...which meant everybody knew what the challenge was, but some of them were admiring the wood work that went into making this.

"Is this part of the resort...because this is lookin' good!" Owen shouted.

"Dude, I'd totally eat here." Rock said. "If this was part of the Resort."

"Trust me, this place plus everywhere else is going to be open as part of The Drama Resort...hopefully finishing later this year, but as for now-"

"We're going to be cooking?" Noah remarked.

"Yes, we are, Noah! We've got another classic challenge coming back in this swanky place, as you groups are going to be cooking for judges once again!"

Leshawna and Eva immediately looked uninterested in this thing.

"However since there are so many people, each team have 5 signature dishes and of course...each team has their own judges, some of which you know from Total Drama and the other show." Chris announced. "And you know, try to not blow anything up."

"Hold the fuck up, that's hard!" Tiny Tina shouted.

"That's because you're kinda insane, sometimes in a bad way." Owen patted the explosives experts on the back.

"Alright, you guys have...some hours to finish for the five judges that include me-why the hell is the screen down?" Chris asked, as the screen slid down on its own.

"Maybe someone wanted to prank you hard. You've got a lot of haters-" Rock wanted to finish that statement, but Soma just shouted.

The screen was on and showed some guy with pink-ish hair in a grey turtleneck...who looked like he was tired of Soma's bull and was also...barely awake in the middle of the night.

"Hey, Chef Shinomiya, sir, what's good?" Soma asked.

"Honestly, I didn't even want to call you...despite the fact that you left impromptu for no reason." Shinomiya stated. "Soma, you're on a reality show that almost is one due to the circumstances you're in and you don't even realise that you're a Totsuki respresentive."

"Man, I guess I wasn't thinking about that." Soma was just scratching his head. "Wait, why did you call me?"

"This is, quite literally, an unloseable challenge for you...even if you're teamed up with three people who can't cook." Shinomiya said. "I just wanted to say that you're...definitely a respresentative of Totsuki, so do not mess this up."

"Thanks, but I'm not motivated enough." Soma said. "Look, if I lose this, then I'll vote myself off...'cause that's where my best comes from."

"Do not do that, please-"

And the screen was turned off and it pulled itself back up, as Soma awkwardly chuckled to look at his half-confused, half-pissed off team.

"Are you really willing to be like this over an opportunity that you literally can't get." Mikasa stated to Soma like he was an idiot. "This is serious."

"This is a challenge that I can't lose, I won't get eliminated just like that." Soma crossed his arms.

"You're going to regret saying that." Mikasa stated.

"Don't worry, I can sense a sabotage from a mile away." Soma stated, as the guy had a goofy smile.

Mikasa just sighed, as Kipo, Noah and Terry Bogard were all shocked at the move by the cook.

*Terry's confessional*

"Man, as much as he's got gumption, he's also got an target on his back and...he's definitely a dude that we need to keep this team chill." Terry remarked with an awkward smile. "And man, he cooks good."

*Noah's confessional*

"Honestly, if this doesn't get Soma eliminated, then it shows an impressive amount of confidence in his own self..." Noah had a smug smirk. "...making him perfect for an alliance with me, Owen and someone else."

*Kageyama's confessional*

The black-haired kid looked real angry.

"Is this guy serious, he's going to get sent home! Like there's no way that his cooking is this good...like he's got some good food, but why is he so confident?" Kageyama asked.

*Confessional cut*

"Before I got interrupted, 'cause it'd be unfair to everyone. We're going back to two teams being safe and two teams doing double elimination...alright!" Chris just made everyone groan. "You guys have got a few hours to impress me!"

The contestants were pretty riled up, as there was a whole bunch shouting over each others and others that were silenced by the shouts.

"Now, if you excuse me, I've got brunch with Chef!" Chris was back to being in a good mood.


The four kitchens were coloured according to each team, as there was a red kitchen, a gold-ish kitchen, a green kitchen, a blue kitchen and a hundred contestants that were energised to make the best of their cooks.

Soma and Noah were paired up "concidentally" and Papyrus just happened to be there...and the rest of the Crows were doing their thing.

"...Hold on, there's no ingredients to make a sub?" Terry asked, stuck with Kyo and Mikasa.

"We're not making submarines." Mikasa remarked.

"That's what we call long sandwiches back in Southdown. They're a whole foot long."

"That sounds terrible, but I can work with it." Mikasa said, ready to find some the ingredients.

"You don't even know what it is." Kyo grumbled. "Also, I've got something better...I just need to think about it."

"You better think about it, because I've already got some bread!"

The fighting trio weren't the only ones that were struggling to pick a good dish, as while Kipo, Miko and Owen hypothetically would make a good trio, the only one who knew how to cook...was also eating some lettuce from the fridge.

"Hey, hey, hey, you chose this ingredient, don't eat it." Kipo just took the lettuce out of his hand.

"Look, I haven't eaten for an hour..."

Miko and Kipo both looked uninterested.

"...I've been trying to handle it, but emphasis on 'trying'."

"Uh, why would you eat lettuce?" Miko asked, as Owen was just nervously looking at her. "Man, I can't stay mad at you."

Miko and Owen were just working at nothing together, as Kipo was trying to figure out what to even make and also...wonder what the heck a gamer and a fat guy were doing.

*Kipo's confessional*

She was very much getting tired.

"I'll be honest, the only thing I know how to deal with is cheese...special emphasis on deal with, because I wasn't even cooking cheese!" Kipo shouted, trying to stay calm. "I need those two to work together or someone cool's going to be sent home..."

*Confessional cut*


The Swordfishes were fully in business, as while a good majority of the team was just trying to get to grips with such modern appliances, some others were confident saying a bunch of words.

Or yelling a bunch of words in some guys' case.

"You look stupid on grill." Heavy stated. "Let big man handle the grill."

"Oh, I will!" Oikawa shouted. "Anyways, guys, we need to step up our game on account of us losing a lot more than we should."

"Right, and we need heavy helping of winning." Heavy cracked his knuckles. "Cry about it later, baby."

"Yeah...of course, we're getting second this time!" Oikawa said, which got Heavy sighing. "We're up against one of the best chefs in the world and he isn't on our team."

"There is-" Heavy was about to crack some muscles.

"Nah, it wouldn't work." Falco remarked. "I get the feeling that you're going to get hit by the five of 'em at the same time and then get turned into something weird."

"I got good solution. I don't care about pile-on, because I'm coming in no problem!" Heavy stated, ready to indulge in some of his fighting spirit and moving towards the yellowest kitchen in the game.

"Yeah, you're going to have all problems." Oikawa remarked, ready to stomp after the mercenary.

"Come on...it's not worth it." Falco said, practically pulling Oikawa back with his wing.

Falco and Oikawa were just trying to look at some recipes, as Heavy was mostly definitely looking at the slightly disorganised Crows.

*Heavy's confessional*

He took a breath in.

"Red hair guy has cooking brain and I have fighting brain, so I'll make quick work of Crap Crows and whatever their guys have!" Heavy declared. "But how do i get past soldier girl?"

*Confessional cut*

As for the other people, Ryuko, Leshawna and Eva were ready to take an aggressive approach to their recipe taking...showing in the fact that Eva was just real angry.

And...Daphne, Arle and Amelia weren't the most expected of trios, but they didn't have a lot of screentime and also unique skills that wouldn't overlap much.

"Hold up, Oikawa's already choosing something?" Daphne said. "We've got to choose something quick...because Chris always comes in at the worse time."

"Come on, we've got a few hours, we need to choose it properly or else, it's going to suck and we're going to lose!" Arle exclaimed.

"But-" Daphne got cut off by someone shouting. "-that was weird."

"Whatever was weird about that doesn't matter, we should try to find some actual recipes or we're going to be subject to a lot of indecision." Amelia told the two of them. "Besides, we're trying to support Lowain with our dishes and I'm not a cooking expert."

"None of us are cooking experts, though." Arle said, as Lowain...somehow got lit on fire. "Oh, that who was shouting? This sucks..."

The three ladies were more than ready to help Lowain in both direct ways and indirect ways, as the guy was still trying to get doused with water from Tails, Reg and Sokka and...things were looking a bit more disorganised than it should be.

"You wanna see more of that? Stick around for more Total Drama!" Chris shouted...from the empty brunch table, standing proudly on it with a disappointed Chef. "Trust me, you do!"


To be continued in the second part of the investigators' episode and apparently, someone has something to say.