Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 10: Kitchen Warriors
Part 2: Blasting Flavours!
Flavours will be blasted.
Underused contestants will be used.
And more importantly, moves will be made (like in every episode, but let's ignore that) to do some odd sabotages and couples will couple up in unexpected ways (within this and the other two parts)
And so, the reviews will be checked properly this time around (like they usually are)
1602jaw, glad you appreciate the odd rivalry and Reg trying to fix his cooking mistakes (from that one episode of Made In Abyss) and...there'll be more of that is all I'm saying.
Memeking, Soma would probably do that kind of stuff considering that he's a top tier cook...and also, Lowain and Tiana are going to fight the honest battle as well.
Let's get this started.
We're back with Lowain not on fire and Pit and Miko awkwardly looking at each other, as while those two teams were making good on cooking some edible food...other teams were dealing with the non-tangible.
Like some guy just aggressively poaching for the leader's position and the team's couple being awkward with each other obviously.
But for now-
"Ayo, quit hogging the word count!" Deadpool shouted into the air.
"The heck are you talking about?" Shego asked, not knowing the fourth-wall break.
"The word count." Deadpool remarked.
"I'm pretty sure you're literate!" Shego exclaimed, as the green-haired supervillain was working on her taco-making.
There was two and also Giovanni, who was also working on his own thing...as the "villainous" trio was trying to actually do something and Pit was thinking about it.
*Pit's confessional*
The angel with brown hair looked nervous.
"So, as much as we're just liking to hang out with each other with gaming, doing challenges and other things that aren't loving each other, this ain't going to be my best challenge. Still not literate." Pit stated.
*Confessional cut*
However, there was more important things on the line such as a plan that was about to come into action on the most tumultous team in Total Drama history, All-Stars included, as there was one man that no-one really wanted to be under.
But said plan had to necessitate it and Carmelita had a face full of regret.
"Are you really sure that he should be head chef? Man's acting like a monster out there." Hank asked. "And trying to do some bull."
"Honestly, no, but considering that him and Azula butt heads consistently and he comes with dangerous strategies, any other challenge he'd make worse." Tifa explained.
"Well, he's making this challenge worse."
"You're not wrong, yeah."
As two of the leading trio along with a confused Sammy were working on some food, the truce-alliance trio were doing something that was completely different with the Coachman with a satisified smile.
Dante and Basil were working on some kind of special pizza, the latter trying to understand it and Coachman...took the power in his grasp.
"Hah, what does she know?" Coachman asked. "Have she ever worked in a business where you have to take care of people?"
The Coachman was just glaring at the two of them.
"No." Dante answered.
"That's what I thought...besides Azula cannot cook, while I can."
Basil was looking in disbelief, as Dante looked more than determined to work on his pizza skills and trying to choose the best ingredients.
"Cooking up schemes isn't the same as cooking up food." Basil remarked, as Dante gave a thumbs up. "Besides, someone does need to take charge..."
"Well, then...I suggest that someone makes himself useful and takes the ingredients to do two things at the same time, one of which will help us beat that Soma fool." Coachman remarked. "One does have to do the impossible, you know."
"...Why are you like this?" Basil asked, as Dante was just pointing out while spinning your sword. "He probably could hear...and so a good chunk of the team."
"Does it really matter, though?" Coachman stated, as Azula's cooking trio was very confused. "Soma, be prepared to meet your maker!"
Soma was looking confused, as he pulled his headband from his arm and spun around for a bit, so that he tied up with style.
"Thanks, keep on trying." Soma obliviously remarked. "I'm gonna cook now."
Coachman tried to copy that in hilarious fashion, his scarf almost covering his very calm green eyes...but he was plainly not doing anything, as Basil was trying to make some dough.
"You think you can cook your way through life?!" Coachman yelled.
"Yeah." Soma casually stated, trying to do some cooking experiements.
*Azula's confessional*
"You know, I said that there was going to be nothing entertaining in this challenge and Harley said that I was wrong. She's still wrong, but it's almost funny to see someone so competent just lose it!"
*Confessional cut*
Tiana was ready to bring some of the New Orleans style to the team with the other ladies working on it and trying to follow the style to a certain extent and the other guys...generally existing.
Besides B, who was going for it with his own unique spin on a chicken burger at the moment and Luigi, who had his head on the food.
"Luigi, get your head up? You good." Tiana asked, pulling his head up.
"I mean I'm alive!" Luigi shouted, as Tiana was taken aback. "That a good answer?"
"Since you asked, nah." Tiana stated honestly.
Luigi, B and Spike may have had completely different ideas, but they were at the very least on the same path with trying to make some fried-chicken based food.
Tiana was with Ram and Uraraka, who may have been the best at cooking on the team, but didn't like each other much...and they had no idea what to make eight minutes in.
"Ladies, ladies, what's the problem?" Tiana asked.
"The problem is that she isn't really prepared to make this gumbo dish as I am and she says that we don't know what to make yet." Ram answered. "I assume you don't want gumbo?"
"Who really knows, I was just thinking of what I wanna do." Tiana shrugged, as Uraraka was very much relieved.
"...I have figured, but we do need to make something." Ram said. "Just follow my lead."
"Your lead on what? You kinda don't know what to make either." Tiana argued with confidence. "I'm in the middle of thinking of something."
"I'm also thinking of a good dish that involves a steak." Ram said right back, putting down the empty saucepan.
"So, how yould know that your steak thing would be good to the judges." Tiana remarked.
"You don't know them, so a steak would be good for all of them." Ram stated.
"And you don't know them either." Tiana said. "So, quit talking about stuff and let me think!"
As the two of them were arguing about something...Uraraka was in the middle of working on something that was starting to smell good and integrated some of Ram's cut potatoes...somehow.
"Wait, what does this gumbo thing have?" Uraraka asked. "Because it sounds really cool!"
"Maybe not potatoes, but it has a lot...so messing it up ain't that hard." Tiana said, tying her hair up. "It's worth a shot."
"It is, right?" Uraraka asked, pretty unsure. "Oh, never mind!"
*Uraraka's confessional*
The nervous hero was sweating a lot.
"I was just checking out the gumbo recipes, 'cause she talked about it a lot and they were about to make it, so helping my teammates out shouldn't be that hard..." She said, almost floating. "...I think I can do this!"
*Confessional cut*
Snake, Samus and Bugs Bunny were looking at their countertop, not even sure what to do and the former two were just giving some awkward looks at each other.
Bugs looked like he could care less, trying to think of random stuff to throw off the super soldiers...while also chopping vegetables up for something.
"Yeah, this ain't our expertise." Samus said. "But it's a challenge for us to overcome."
"Well, it shouldn't be that hard." Bugs remarked. "Been cooking some things up...and I'll go and get the ingredients."
"Why? We're both more than capable." Samus stated, as Bugs was just walking away. "We've got nothing between each other!"
"I didn't say that!" Bugs remarked, as he was leaving the kitchen with a smile.
The two super soldiers were just trying to find something New Orleans...ish to cook, as Samus confidently looked through the cookbook and Snake was doing something else...with the utensil.
Samus just looked at a chicken burger that was in the book and looked prepared to work it all out.
"Hey, chicken, huh?" Snake said with a wink.
"Yeah, that should be it." Samus stated, picking up a whole chicken. "Looks like filleting shouldn't be that hard."
"Um, yeah!" Snake shouted. "I'll let a lady like you fillet that chicken, while...I do something."
"Thanks?" Samus said, attempting to fillet the chicken. "You can help."
The bounty hunter somehow made the super soldier get a little bit flustered in his bodysuit, as she was poorly filleting a piece of chicken and Bugs...facepalmed from a mile away.
But it could be heard all of the way from there and some people got to assuming.
"Must be a fly in here or something." Tiana said.
"Nope, no flies." Dawn stated. "Even if there was one, they shouldn't be swatted just for coming in."
"Thanks for that...could be a giant fly." Tiana said.
"It is not a giant fly, for it can't defend itself. Right now, we're trying to make a vegan dish." Dawn said, almost being poetic. "It doesn't involve any animal-made produections."
"The heck was that about a giant fly?" Tiana asked.
"Honestly, nothing." Dawn answered honestly. "I just sensed it."
Dawn, Sonja and Yuri were making some vegan food, the latter of three ready to put her anger into it and Sonja basically checking to see if the ingredients were vegan.
"Nice..." Tiana nervously said.
"She's been saying spooky stuff all week, that's not going to change." Yuri remarked, angrily checking the ingredients.
The three of them were a team, as Bugs came back with something pretty good for Snake, who was also filleting some chicken badly and Samus slapped his face.
*Bugs' confessional*
"Man, he's beating up his family in wars that I'm sure that I don't care about and suddenly, someone likes him...and he starts not being good. Love really is powerful!" Bugs remarked.
*Confessional cut*
The blue team was just working on their situation, as they were struggling to get ahead in the dishes and not stepping on each other was actually becoming pretty hard.
Mostly because of Sokka, Oikawa and oddly enough, Eva, trying to argue who should be the sous chef (none of them were experienced enough anyways) and Bayonetta chilling.
"Hey, maybe I should be the second chef...guy because I've got a boomerang and ended a hundred year war!" Sokka shouted. "Volleyball isn't even a real sport."
"It is a real sport and you're not even close to beign a cook. But I do have three years of experience leading a team." Oikawa remarked, keeping his cool. "Now, now, ending wars is pretty cool."
"No, it's the coolest!" Sokka exclaimed.
"Volleyball is pretty cool." Oikawa refuted his "arguement."
"Keep talking your words, because I'm going to be the second chef." Eva argued for herself. "I can keep these losers in check."
"We're not losers!" Sokka yelled, while Oikawa patted his shoulder. "You're going to let that slide."
"Sokka, it's not my fault that we've been losing a lot. If you should know, your girlfriend would be-"
"What did you say about my girlfriend!"
Eva quite literally grapsed both of their shirt in her hands, carrying the both of them and telling them these words.
"As much as I don't care about relationship stuff, I care about winning this damn challenge! I don't care if it's impossible, get real, get cooking and get your heads outta your butts!" Eva shouted, dropping the both of them. "Trust me, if there's a double elimination, I'm voting for you two."
"Layin' it on a little thick?" Leshawna remarked to Eva, as the two of them fist-bumped with confidence.
"Yeah, but they weren't shutting up...so I shut them up." Eva stated.
"You sure, they ain't gonna bite back?" Leshawna asked, cutting up some apples.
"I don't care, they were gonna talk about dumb shit all day." Eva remarked, getting real with the dough.
The Total Drama duo and Bayonetta were working on some kind of dessert, as the tall witch was...busy doing some other stuff.
Cassie just nodded to that, as Sokka and Oikawa were just embarrassed in front of everyone.
*Cassie's confessional*
"Drama sucks the teamwork out of our team of working together, so I'm glad that Eva was that...because I'm making some bread." Cassie stated.
*Confessional cut*
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As for Soma, he was in the middle doing some Italian madness with his crew trying to follow him and Noah understanding what he did...and Papyrus' team was having a good time trying to cook the best spaghetti that he could.
The Crows weren't the best organised team, but their passionate players were really pushing the rest of them...sometimes in weird ways, as there was people that were getting the ingredients.
Mostly a skater and a hyena office worker.
"So, uh, we're finding some ingredients and it shouldn't be that hard." Haida remarked.
"Come on, it's obviously going to be hard." Gum said. "Have you watched this show before?"
"Nah, it's not my style." Haida said. "Uh, there's probably something good over here."
"I doubt it, I just painted there." Gum remarked, seeing some of her random mural on a wooden board. "Ain't nothing there but a masterpiece and a bear who likes it too much."
Haida was very much nervous, as Gum looked at the bear with some disinterest.
"Alright, watch this shit."
"Watch what?" Haida just watched Gum walk up to a bear and spray in the mouth. "Are you for-"
And the bear just scratched his face and high-fived his hand, as Gum got...something from the trees and like it wasn't a real problem, she managed to get some oranges.
"Oh shit, I forgot these were here." Gum stated, as Haida actually picked up some meat. "Nice meat, actually do something for once."
"That's what I've been wanting to do...but...these episodes just aren't giving me the opportunity to do...something." Haida said, as Gum walked away from him. "Really, lady?"
"Yeah, you could've asked someone. We're going to cook a dish together with that meat you got from-" Sakura just arrived, seeing the meat that came from...a hidden stall. "-that place, so you're gonna help!"
"Finally, I get some contribution." Haida remarked.
*Gum's confessional*
The skater was just in the middle of something, but then turned around to see the camera.
"When you've got nothing to do, you find something to do! Chris, you're not ready for my art piece!" Gum shouted, as she stood tall. "Or my everythign else."
*Confessional cut*
Well, that was short, as there is much more important to do other than cooking up a storm within someone's own team...with the new leadership, as time had passed them by.
It was the right time to do something crazy, as Chris said.
"You've got a hour left, make it good or else...you're gonna feel whatever I'm gonna feel!"
That somewhat onimous feeling was further added on by some of the contestants getting rather panicky with the time limit.
"Come, let's go, let's go!" Pit shouted.
"That may seem like a lot of time, but you better be ready to finish it! If we lose, it's your fault!" Kageyama exclaimed, as Pit just high-fived him stealthily. "Okay, that's a good enough motivator for you!"
"Yeah, it's now or never with these food!" Pit just shouted louder.
"Geez, what's your problem?" Kageyama told Pit.
"Are you not taking this seriously, because we've been losing a lot."
"That doesn't...that...shut up and cook!"
"Ooh, get owned, volleyball guy!" Miko cheered on her...friend, as Pit went back to making some good cake. "What, it's true."
"Yeah, I know."
Pit, Owen, Miko was in a determined mood on different stations, Kageyama and Kyo were both in a foul mood and Kipo and Sandy wasn't liking the odd atmosphere that didn't help within the final hour.
*Sandy's confessional*
"If we lose because they're real mad and everyone gets real stupid!" Sandy shouted, as she readied her own lasso. "...I'm going to vote off some people."
*Confessional cut*
Hank was keeping things simple with Carmelita and Tifa, cooking up some good ol' American BBQ and coincidentally, getting real tired of whatever the hell the sabotaging trio was doing.
"You really can't beat some home-cooked goodness, huh?" Tifa said.
"I'm trying to be real careful." Hank stated. "Because they're about to do something stupid."
"...Sabotage isn't that stupid of a move and the timing could be good." Tifa argued nervously.
"Look, doing some sabotage ain't a wise idea. The hell are we going to sabotage with?" Hank asked, as the dad was working on his meats properly. "And besides, I'm against it."
"But you're not the head chef..." Tifa just saw the Coachman smirking with a piece of lettuce, unfitting scarf still used as a headband. "...Look you'd probably be a better head chef, no questions asked."
"Don't question me! I'm going to do prove something pretty important to all of you!" Coachman shouted. "We don't have to fight."
A lot of the contestants saw that and was either dumbfounded, confused and having a very smug smile at the fact that there was a held piece of lettuce.
*Dante's confessional*
The demon hunter was trying to say words.
"Wow, he really has gone crazy..."
And then he chuckled.
"...at least the pizza is going to be badass, even if it's a bit overcooked and some mouse put some pineapple on one slice...for some reasons.
*Confessional cut*
Speaking of the lettuce, of course there was some people that noticed that bizarre display and they didn't drop their guard, as someone would when something like that came along.
Except for a few that didn't care that much and took his words quite seriously...mostly because Haida got thrown that same lettuce and just started eating it.
Despite the fact that he was in the middle of cooking, he really appreciated the lettuce and the Coachman actually gaves a (almost) friendly thumbs up to the hyena worker.
"Thanks?" Haida asked. "I appreciate the actual edible food!"
"Do not mention it and you better appreciate it!" Coachman shouted from practically across the kitchen.
Haida just passed down the lettuce down at his station, as Nobara ate a piece and Riku...stared at it, sensing some serious darkness in the lettuce and still doing some italian things.
The other two just looked at the white-haired guy with suspicion.
"Did the darkness hit your head?" Nobara asked. "What are you stupid?"
"No, it's just weird that the guy who gave you lettuce has an evil smile." Riku said, seeing that the Coachman had a Cheshire-ish grin.
"Okay, figure it out later!" Nobara dismissed Riku, who just threw the lettuce back. "Right now, we've got some decent food."
"Yeah, that lettuce somehow has darkness...which sounds stupid." Riku actually got slapped in the head by Nobara, as Haida was freaking out. "Right, right, I'm gonna get back to cooking."
"You had to slap him?" Haida asked, working on the enchiladas.
"Yeah." Nobara said, surprised.
The three of them were just working at normal place and then someone had to deal some shouting.
"Move it up a little, please!" Kageyama was borderline panicking. "We're going to lose a whole lot of points!"
*Haida's confessional*
"I don't know what Riku's freaking out about, my ears are fine and don't feel weird at all!" The hyena then felt his own ears. "...Didn't they could grow...that much that quick."
*Confessional cut*
Azula's trio of badass cooks were dealing with the business of kicking some ribs into action...even if none of them knew, they all had the gumption to bring their energy into it.
The ribs were actually really good for no reason.
"Finally...I have conquered the stove!" Azula declared. "And soon we will win this challenge and get a free elimination!"
"Alright, I'm not the one that's daring against a top culinary chef." Harley said. "What about-"
"We don't need to smash stoves into pieces, if..." Azula may had have words to say, but she wasn't expecting to see donkey ears. "...something like that happens."
"Holy shit, the lettuce was cursed." Harley grinned. "We win."
"Win what? There's twenty people more than willing to take over their stations." Yumeko stated, trying to keep the ribs in heat. "It would suck if that happened for nothing."
The three of them were still working on them ribs, as...shit was happening in the Crows kitchen, two of the members already half-donkeys and kitchen in some kind of chaos.
Nobara and Haida managed to get fucked over and then the dreadful (for their team) announcement came in, as there was several people trying to get them to calm down.
"Twenty minutes left, my dudes."
The many contestants that were in the Crows were trying to handle their teammates slowly transforming into donkeys and some of them were doing it better than others.
"Holy shit, he did the thing!" Deadpool yelked.
"Yeah...what are we going to do about it?" Giovanni nervously said, as Haida saw his hands and feet...be hooves.
"The hell are we going to do about it?" Deadpool asked.
Haida and Nobara were shouting at the teams' leaders, an overwheled Kipo and Sandy, who was just plain horrified at the transformation that was going on and some others that were trying to catch them.
"What the hell is this? What kind of lettuce was that?" Nobara was just slapping her hooves on Sandy's fur.
"How should I know!" Sandy shouted, trying to grapple her. "It's some kind of hunk of junk curse!"
"Goddamn, the fuck did I do?!" Nobara yelled, finally standing on all fours.
"Absolutely nothing." Sandy remarked.
Haida was just too much to handle with Genos taking over the station and since the cyborg didn't know how to cook that well, the cannoli's quality got compromised.
*Riku's confessional*
The white-haired guy wasn't pleased at all.
"There's an impressive amount of darkness and smartness going on here. Coachman guy did just not turn two people into donkeys for no reason...he just made the darkness inside of us to come out." Riku explained with a stoic face. "...Wait, why did he do that?!"
*Confessional cut*
Piccolo was an ordinary 7-foot tall alien that was just watching the Crows go down like crazy fools and he still had to take care of Aisling, as Robyn was off bringing in some stuff.
Mostly because of height, as Aisling couldn't even reach.
"What's going on there is probably more interesting." Aisling remarked, very much bored. "I don't care that I can't reach that thing!"
"Okay, what do you want me to do?" Piccolo said, as Aisling jumped on the sink...again. "Please stop doing that."
"Haha, this is boring." Aisling said, seeing the donkey-filled chaos out there. "What-"
"What, indeed." Piccolo was cooking up some of that Dirty South cuisine AKA jambalaya, except it looked a little bit rough. "Eh, can't do nothing about it."
"Okay, I'm just gonna watch!" Aisling exclaimed, still sitting on the sink.
Robyn and Yuri ran in with claw marks that came from...something, as Piccolo just sighed, feeling that he might have to end up taking care of the three of them by sheer accident.
"What happened now?" Piccolo asked dismissively.
"Some weird bear that was grey-ish just swung from a distance...and then ran in with a serious amount of cuts!" Yuri shouted. "Like straight out of an anime!"
"...Okay, what do you want me to do-" Piccolo then saw the bear from a window, though it was far away with its weird eyes. "-the fuck is that."
Aisling, Robyn and Yuri was watching the bear stand up, take a dump and then just go back into the forest, as Piccolo slapped his own face.
*Piccolo's confessional*
The green-skinned alien was more bored than anything.
"Okay, what was that? As much as I don't care about it, that is not a real bear...it even stood up and did what they did in the wood in the open and then went back." Piccolo said. "I don't think bears like that exist."
*Confessional cut*
"There's more of whatever that was...and that awesome donkey drama, along with good food after the break!" Chris announced. "Man, this is hard, but it's worth it."
To be continued in the third part of the cooks' episode, where schemes will get cooked up along with the food...and anyways, I'm not sure about A Really Ridonculous Race.
As much as I don't want to cancel it, I feel like working on it isn't working out properly (even if I have managed to put out a chapter two days before this, lol.) and also, I want to also focus on this full time considering how much I've got improve and how many episodes I've got to go.
Also, too many characters, but hey, this is the show with over 100 characters, so I'm not gonna cancel this any time...at all!
