A/N: Heheheheh, yeah, a radio show . . . hope you like it.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, and some of these conversations don't even belong to me! Most of them are conversations I've actually had with people. Ha!
Chapter One: "What! We're on the air!"
Harry sat down in the twirly chair, in between Hermine and Ron, with Malfoy next to Ron and Snape next to Hermione.
Harry begins to go through the CDs . . . .
Brittany Spears
The Weird Freaks
Bob the Ghost
BilliejaneBob
Weird Jordy
(A/N: Some of these are made up)
Ashlee Simpson
Jesse Mcdorkface (A/N: I don't like Jesse Macart - however you spell it . . . -ducks random flying objects-)
Nsync
The Backstreet Boys
"This studio smells funky . . ." Harry muttered. "And the music SUCKS! Dead people wouldn't listen to this crap!"
Just then, Peeves, suddenly DECIDES to appear, floating through the wall. "I represent that comment!"
Hermione faints.
"Er - Harry," Ron says, looking at the flashy blinky light in front of him that is scrolling 'On the air!'
"Harry, we're on the air."
"What?" Harry looks at the scrolling blinky flashy lighty thingy. "What! We're on the air!"
Snape busts out laughing, and falls out of his swirly chair and starts rolling on the floor.
The phone rings. Everyone goes quiet.
The phone rings again.
Hermione gets up and slaps all of them (except Snape) in the back of the head and picks up the phone.
"Hello, 99.6 the Beatalls, what's up?"
"YOU GUYS SUCK!" click.
RING! RING! RING! RING! RING!
"99.6 you're on the air."
"Hi, I'm just a fan of the Gryffindor quidditch team, and I just wanted to say, that, Harry, in your first year, it looked like your broom got kinda horny in the match against Slytherin!"
Harry picked up the phone. "Idiot."
"No, seriously man! That broom went insane! It started bucking you around like a wild bull!"
Draco laughed, and he and Snape picked up their phones too, and so did Ron.
"Yeah," Draco said to the listener. "It was definitley a horny broom."
"Yeah, man! See this guy agrees with me!"
Snape chuckled. "It must have been female."
"Proffessor!" Draco gasped sarcastically. "What if the broom was gay? You've probably hurt its feelings!"
Everyone except Harry laughed at that one.
"Too bad it ran into the whomping willow and got splintered into a million pieces." the Peeves laughed. "Harry could have had a pretty good time with it when hormones kicked in, so Ron wouldn't have to worry about his little sister being raped."
"Okay, now it's not funny anymore." Ron said, giving the phone receiver an evil look.
"Yeah." Hermione agreed.
"Yeah, it was awesome talking to you. Call back! We need more listeners like you."
Everyone looked at Harry. He glared at all of them and put on a Brittany Spears song. "Not a word out of any of you!"
A/N: Hope you like it. Review please. This broom thing is a conversation I had with my ex, my best friend, and my two guy friends. It was really messed up . . . .
