TD:UI presents...
...The First Ultimate Special
Part A: The Eliminated Squad.
So in 2021, there was a ton of wacky bullshit (NFTs, Covid still being a thing, the political bullshittery, whatever else you guys have struggled through...even if it's personal) and you know, everyone wants to take a week or two off to have some fun!
As for me, this is kinda my type of stuff and we need a bit of fluff for the crazy stuff that's going to happen in 2022 (both in real life, the Drama-verse and this story specifically.)
Besides, it's only been 3 weeks for the earliest eliminated contestants and most of them should still be here, ready to be in a wintery island in July.
christmas in july, if you will (bruh sound #22 plays)
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The artificial island was capped with an impressive amount of snow, which may have only been on the southern side of it...which was even more impressive than the contestants that stayed there thought.
Especially since it wasn't like that a few days ago, when a few of the contestants moved in and to celebrate, there was someone that had to say something.
"Coming whenever this year, we've got a real special treat!" Shouted someone that tried to imitate a "Honest Trailers" guy. "Some of your favourite last place dudes are coming in to show why they should not be eliminated...with a weird Christmas special sorta thing!"
That someone turned out to be-
"Look, right now, there's some place you can do this that you don't have to interrupt my spell." Raven remarked to Bugs Bunny, who had a (not working) microphone.
Raven went outside of the small hut that contained the rabbit and the sound system and she tried to focus on not dealing with her very short counterpart.
"I don't know why a more annoying version of me is running around, but it's not worth it." Raven stated, seeing her short emo doppleganger sprint around.
Raven did go to a different place...and now it was Bugs' announcement time.
"We've got big players like Askeladd, Haohmaru and Gloria and small-time players like Pepper Ann, Scott Pilgrim and Sir Daniel hanging together on this beauty of an island and with some beauties like Kate Alen and Rapunzel 'round here, you're going to see some good times at Christmas...doc!" Bugs exclaimed before turning off the microphone...which wasn't wireless, but recorded it anyways.
And the rabbit and a very unstanding Julia Chang looked impressed that it was working for a second, as she was working on it.
"What the hell, how does it even happen?" Julia asked, plain confused.
"Movie magic." Bugs said.
"Your life isn't a movie...but you're definitely got some talent."
"Yeah, yeah, you're gonna ask me to save the environment or something like that."
Julia just had a honest smile, as Bugs was just looking at her honestly...before doing a disappearing act and uploading the thing at the same time in the small hut.
Fast enough to get Julia to notice that he was not there and still be a mile away and Hayley just showed up out of nowhere, riding on some skis.
"Hello, Bugs just said that you said that I looked not that good." Hayley remarked, not impressed. "I think he might be lying."
"Trust me, he probably is..." Julia said. "...But he did do this thing. It's not about the environment, I can tell you that."
"Yeah...it's just buried under some nonsense about this show."
"Well, that does make sense." Julia answered.
The two of them were still not pleased about Bugs' shenanigans, the hut still operating and still uploading the fake holiday special.
"Hold on aren't you a live streamer?" Hayley asked. "So, put your enviromental stuff."
"That's what I'm doing right now!" Julia exclaimed. "Let's just send it to the masses and see this fucked up island!"
"...Yeah, this is absurdly fucked up."
The enviromentalists may have disagreed with wholly changing the climate for one artificial island, but little did they know was that they were going to be part of that island celebration.
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On Pahkitew Island, you'd been crazy for seeing some snow at the start of July, considering how the season had just started only a few weeks ago, but...Chris actually had it fixed.
And almost all of the old faces were hanging out there (Connor had stuff to do, Kageyama had volleyballs to set and who the fuck is Kaiji and what is he doing here?) and they had some fun ol' times being together.
Especially, Panchito, Reigen and JFK with their manliness and lack of snowboarding skills.
"Hey, big man with the big hear, there's like a whole thing down there." Panchito remarked, pointing at the ice-filled cave.
"Don't tell me what to do, rooster, my lady's watching!" JFK shouted.
"Pretty sure she isn't, though!" Panchito shouted, as Reigen was looking on seriously. "Also, I swear you broke up with her."
"Er-uh...I'm going in there!"
JFK just slid right down, as Panchito was looking at Reigen with one purpose.
"The last one down there's a big idiot!" Panchito shouted.
"Hey, watch it, I've barely been snowboarding for a few days." Reigen said. "And you're not even that good."
Panchito just went down the same ice tube that JFK went down a while ago with his snowboard, while Reigen just went down the normal, still nonplussed about the snowboarding.
The psychic got some speed down the slope, using his own board to speed through the forest of trees that might have blocked his way down there, if he didn't know how to swerve to the open paths along the way.
He then jumped off the self-made ramp and landed...badly, but he got back up to speed, going down the slope like it was not a big deal and he landed right at the bottom of it.
"Nice one, man!" Owen shouted. "Where the heck is the bird guy and the ladies man?"
"I don't know...they're probably lost somewhere." Reigen remarked, taking his goggles off. "More importantly, you should be up there...trying your best to snowboard it down."
"I would but the only way is an hour up." Owen said.
"Hey, hey, what's the problem?" Reigen said. "You've ran much worse before, walking up a hill should be easy!"
"Well, it's not like this is the only hill that snowboarders use." Owen remarked, as Reigen was now looking at him seriously. "And we're on top of another one!"
Reigen didn't change his stance, but he did the snowboarding with Owen.
And at the bottom of that hill, Panchito and JFK were definitely feeling their bones hurting, but they were definitely in a good mood.
"Argh...that was awesome...this is nothing." Panchito said, still lying down on the snow.
"Yeah...er-uh...do you think...she watched this?" JFK asked, as there was someone else skating down the tube. "Never mind...er-uh...there's a...sexy lady coming in."
"Wait...that's just the reindeer guy." Panchito said.
"No...it ain't."
It was indeed Kristoff, who was cringing at the pain and his reindeer Sven, who was just munching down a bunch of carrots.
"Guys, are you alive or are you not alive?" Kristoff said, as the two of them raised their thumbs up. "Okay, I'm happy that you two are alive...but you've gotta stop going down that hole."
JFK and Panchito just stood back up like nothing to protest about their state before realising that they didn't give a fuck about getting hurt.
"Wait, does your reindeer carry people or not?" Panchito asked, ready to do a weird look.
"Yes...but I didn't want to!" Kristoff pointed to the hastily tied on sleigh. "And you guys can hope on it."
The two of them were in right away with a sleepy Daisy and Fred, who were definitely not sleeping together and just sleeping within each other's general vincinity...and JFK jumped right in.
"Let's go, er-uh, pretty lady!" JFK yelled, as Daisy just unconciously did an uppercut and smashed his jaw.
Daisy woke back up with a confused Kristoff and a satisified Panchito, as she saw that her gloved hand was back in the uppercut format and she had a small grin.
"Well, that's awesome. Finally, my sleeper uppercut gets stronger." Daisy remarked, as Panchito just cheered that on.
Fred finally woke back up like it wasn't a big deal to see...what just happened a few paragraphs ago and he was very much horrified.
"What happened while I was asleep?!" Fred Flintstone shouted.
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It was the very start of July and no-one could have been happier than the duo that was Jude and Tomo, who were both trying something pretty cool...like hype each other...and Lord Hater melting some snow for no reason.
"Yo, man, you wanna get up to something!" Jude shouted. "This snow is staying no matter what you burn."
"Yeah and you're losing against us in your snow match!" Tomo actually had some snow.
"What do you mean..."
Lord Hater stood up to get his fire up, quite literally.
"...MY SNOW MATCH?!"
He heated up the area around him, since he was real mad and Jude and Tomo just moved out of the snow-melting area...before throwing the big snowball at his head.
The two teenagers then sprinted out of the situation, running deep into the forest with some chuckling smiles and joined by one other guy that was having fun with it.
He also had some white hair and looked bored.
"Damn, you did it. I was just out here reading some Jump." Gintoki remarked, ready to drop his own sword. "Good job."
"What do you mean good job? We nearly got cooked out there." Tomo shouted at the white-haired odd jobber.
"But you didn't get cooked. That's solid."
The three of them may not have some good agreement, but they were carrying a lot of snow and no care for the incompetent villain running after them with fire that barely melted snow.
"Yo, you look like a Genki girl." Gintoki stated, really running ahead.
"Okay..." Tomo was more focused on avoiding some fire. "...What?"
"What, man." Gintoki said.
The chase was still happening with Lord Hater actually taking the advantage with his fiery magic and the trio of psuedo-pranksters that were running towards...a random place.
But they didn't even get there because the only one that didn't talk was slightly ahead of the other two...and then tripped on a random branch that also tripped Tomo up.
Gintoki may have jumped over the branch, but he also jumped off a cliff proudly with a stoic look.
The other two, though...
"Hahaha, I have won and defeated you! Now you will serve me and my work in beating up Wander!" Lord Hater shouted, as the two of them were groaning in pain. "Yes, I am very successful."
"Dude, you got us, chill." Jude said through the pain.
Lord Hater may have actually burned the skater's hand, but there was a strange sound that had actually rung out throughout the entire island and attracted every single eliminated contestant...and a new guy.
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While that was happening, there was a certain bunch of people that included Don that actually made that ring and they were all in quite the good mood...and tired, but that was part of the job in the mechanical annals of Pahkitew Island.
"I can't believe that it took this long to get it ringing...who made..." Don wanted an answer to that. "...never mind, but at least, we're finally starting off this celebration in the right way."
"By ringing a random bell?" Noel asked. "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I would know, but that has not be elaborated to me. But it's working." Don remarked.
"Is the Monado supposed to do this?" Shulk saw his technological sword switch through his arts. "And is the bell supposed to be so quiet?"
"...Maybe it supposed to be a subconcious thing." Noel remarked. "Where the annoying sound is supposed to bring people together?"
"Honestly, I'm not surprised that it worked like that." Don said, as the three of them...and Sugar weren't having the best of times underground. "Alright, time to somehow organise them together, because it's my job!"
Sugar, Shulk and Noel noticed that Don somehow had found the hidden exit and just zipped out of the general location of the onimously clean control room, with the broken bell deactivated. (which didn't even have any self-destruction controls)
"Can't you believe that we're in this place! I remember when me and my friend...Sky tried to get to this place when the island was gonna blow up with my beautiful face on it!" Sugar shouted. "We didn't blow up...obviously!"
"That's good...what were you even doing?" Shulk was real confused.
"You know, I said that I was stopping the island from blowing up!" Sugar told him rather condescendingly.
"...Why can this island do that." Shulk said.
"You know, I asked the same thing and..."
The getting together was just about getting started, as the Ridonculous Race host was ready to get serious on his own.
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A minute after the ball rung, Joey and Sir Daniel were having a bit of a Yu-Gi-Oh duel that blew a hole in more than a few trees with their monsters and Joey, of course, won several times over.
Sir Daniel didn't even have any hard feelings about it and Gloria...was confused at what happened, but she was all smiles.
"Oh, you've got to be kidding me...the monsters disappear when that bell rung. I was about to win again!" Joey complained. "...But you lost way too much."
"What sport is there is making someone lose several times?" Sir Daniel mumbled, it being almost incoherent.
"Hahah, you're still learning from the expert." Joey remarked, as he clicked his fingers towards the skeleton knight.
"I still don't understand these rules." Sir Daniel tried to say.
"Yeah, glad you're good with this!"
"Are you being serious? He can't even speak no good words!" Gloria shouted at Joey, as the duellist was looking back smugly at her. "I swear your face gets stupider every time I look at it...don't worry about it, bone man."
"I am fine, I do not need the coddlement." Sir Daniel mumbled.
"Glad you're good. I don't know what the hell was that, but man I'm having a good time here and-"
All of a sudden, the hidden speakers turned to do an announcement from Don...as the trio stopped their walking.
"Hey, hey, drama fans, come to the massive hall that we've got and honestly, it's looking a little bit dusty, but some people are working it and...wait, how are you guys cleaning so fast? Are you cheat cleaning?" Don did his thing, as a few people were working their hardest. "If so, I can't blame you...wait, this microphone-"
The three of them started running, because it did not sound...right and also, there's a second part to this thing.
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Stay tuned for Part B and the other half of the celebration...chapter? no wait, it's a special and honest to god, this should be done four days ago and this was done during the off hours on Christmas Day.
Maybe it shouldn't, but the celebration has been building up to the "unecessary" Christmas tree, the rest of the contestants showing up and whoever the fuck Kaiji is...will be revealed.
See ya later in New Year's Eve or something like that.
