TD:UI presents...
...The Ultimate Holiday Special
Part B: Christmas In July (2021)
Whatever day this comes, it's celebrating how much better 2022 can be. (Considering what was said last year and in the year of the COVID, it's not impossible that it could get worse.)
Also, Christmas in July is really happening in this house and it's chaotic with the spirit of the Holidays and of Jesus' birth...and the many contestants that are showing up in this misplaced special.
So, let's get right on with it. (Memeking, 1602jaw, this part is going to contain some more of the old faces!)
Don had one job to do and he was doing that job pretty well, according to his own himself...as he had a few contestants that were more than ready to clean this giant hut up.
"Random Christmas tree, check."
"Oh my god, that took forever!" Wario complained, as he was just sitting down all sweaty.
"Clean floors, check."
"They're the cleanest that we could both make it." Spike stated, as he swiped the sweat off his own brow.
Sonja looked more than determined to do her job and she raised her thumbs up, as Donkey Kong looked quite happy.
"Lights are a work in progress."
"What do you mean? I can't even put them up!" Soos shouted, as he was just trying to jump up to the height. "Help me, Don."
The cashier (with some supernatural stories to tell) was definitely not getting help from his fellow contestant, Pepper Ann, who was also struggling with the same issue.
Those two were reaching high into the air and Pepper Ann fell on Soos.
"Whoa, whoa, are you okay?" Soos asked.
"Yes...are you okay?" Pepper Ann got Soos just getting up and walking out of the hut. "Could be worse."
"The rest is mostly good...aside from Wario's absurd sweat and what's with you guys and broken windows!" Don shouted at someone that had a sword that cut down a window that was already broken.
"I don't know, I'm not the one doing it." Soos answered.
"I think it might be the same guy who keeps on breaking windows." Pepper Ann spoke rather seriously. "Askeladd."
Don just kept his mouth shut for a second, as he did not have a good idea about the Viking warrior with quite the wide smile and windows.
"I don't know why this place has no ventilation, but I guess that problem is solved!" Don spoke quite tersely with the air conditioning working. "At least we're mostly done."
There was so much work to be done and so much shit to be swung around in days that were yet to be arriving or challenges to be done, even when these guys were messing around in the middle of Pahkitew Island.
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Speaking of that one person, there was some down on his luck adult with a brown jacket, scruffy head-length black hair and very, very Japanese...and also gambled like it's no tomorrow.
Kaiji Itou...was stuck in a hot spring, as there was two former players that were making him stay here for...reasons.
"What the hell was that bell?" Kaiji asked. "Annoyed the shit out of me."
"Hey, uh, it's not for you." Johnny Bravo actually flexed his own arms. "It's for the beautiful players and some other people."
"Who the heck is some other people?" Kaiji asked calmly. "I'm tired of this random bullshit."
"...I don't know, but those are the rules." Johnny was still pointing to the downbeat man. "Hey, lady, what do you about going to the party?"
"Listen, you can pick this guy...because he's cooler than you by a thousand and he's really ugly, so shut up!" Chloe shouted, before quite literally swinging with a spinning top tied to a string at Johnny. "Okay, bye!"
Johnny and Kaiji were both sure of something important, as Chloe was running towards the big hut that stood out on the artificial island and the guys were together.
"You're twenty-something, please get someone your own age." Kaiji told him.
"Listen, man...she said that she'd help me to get into the game, buddy boy! You wouldn't know, because you weren't even in the game." Johnny remarked with a smile. "And three million dollars is three million dollars."
"...Yeah, you're right. But I'd rather gamble for it." Kaiji remarked. "I might lose my money, but I'm not going to lose my limbs."
"Big man, you're going to lose some limbs either way."
The awkwardness in the air, just made the two of them leave the location, since their clothes were on and they had their towels tied around their waist to attempt to look badass.
With Chloe, it was not that surprising that she was just running down to the place and ended up in a snowball that rolled down the hill to another group of former players.
And said players were not that happy about the arrival of the rich bratty blonde, as Kate, Scott and Askeladd all had their own stories about her...but now was not the time.
Askeladd was fighting in the bear.
"Have you accepted my challenge, random woman?" Askeladd asked Chloe, who looked angry. "Bah, you're not even close to being strong enough."
"I am strong enough, you're just really ugly." Chloe remarked, poking her head out of the dumpster. "Can you please get me out of here-"
And she fell out of the snowball, as Askeladd just drunk some more of that alcohol and the other two were just there, sidetracked by a snowball.
"-Finally...I'm going to be the most beautiful in that party." Chloe bragged to Kate Alen, who just gave a thumbs up. "Thank you, glad someone appreciates my beauty!"
"I can't blame you, you really do look beautiful." Kate remarked. "The reason why people do not like you isn't because of that."
"Do I look like I care?" Chloe said, as Scott was staring at her.
"Not really. But you should, at least, hear their words." Kate told her, borderline begging at said point...as Chloe just put her hand to her face. "Consider that advice."
"Hey, you were real passive agressive. I think she's cool." Scott remarked, as Chloe just mouthed 'thank you' to the ginger-haired Canadian.
"Alright, bye!" Chloe angrily shouted, as she rolled down another hill towards the hut blindly.
Scott and Kate just looked at each other, as they realised that she wasn't going to change any time soon and that...Askeladd sliced another robotic bear in half and looked at Scott, as Kate was off to the hut too.
"Haha, kid, you could've tried. Thorfinn isn't even close to being as old as you and I'm sure that he could one-shotted their bear." Askeladd bragged, being in the mood.
"Well, I've got a girlfriend!" Scott bragged. "And that's just a fake bear."
"You said you wanted to be tough for your lady, so I'm giving it you!" Askeladd shouted.
"...Nah, not really." Scott scoffed at the viking guy. "I heard there's alcohol."
"I already found some, shithead." Askeladd walking away like a cool guy, as Scott just went down the same hill. "God, I have to take some kids."
"I can't believe that the window got fixed that quickly. Now we're all in this partying the day away as eliminated contestants and people stationed on this island!" Don had a speech to give. "Almost all of us have been in the craziest season of Total Drama, probably ever, the ultimate wild ride if you will. So, we're going to pretend that this is Christmas and that we don't have to fight all of the time!"
In this giant hut, there was almost all of the former contestants and some other people that were on the island for no apparent reason other than...actually, they didn't even know why they were here.
But they accepted it anyways, because there was food to be and
Like the still black and white-haired Crimson.
"Ay, what is very good...my creepy lady!" Rapunzel shouted confidently. "How is you!"
"Better when you weren't here." Crimson replied in monotonally, as Rapunzel.
"What did I do to you?" Rapunzel asked.
"Be obnoxious, I guess."
"Fine, I'm going to hang around someone a little more personable."
The princess with the magical hair then turned around to see a confused Soos, who was talking about random games and Crimson sighed quite happily.
But it was very hard to tell.
"Cool." Crimson stated, just moving around to random places within the hut.
There was a whole lot of interesting conversations going around and no-one were moreso than Kaiji and Johnny literally sliding into the front door and getting a hard knock.
These two walked in with bravado and a whole bunch of unmelted snow.
"Goddamn, this place is...not bad." Kaiji said. "I'm just going to take some time to relax."
"Yeah, more ladies for me!" Johnny ran towards the general direction of them ladies.
Kaiji just sat down on a random sofa, as Chloe was glaring at the gambler and Don wasn't even paying any attention to him...taking a bit of smoke in this cold island of climate.
"Hey!" Chloe shouted. "Aren't you supposed to be carrying my stuff?"
"The stuff that you don't have right now?" Kaiji answered off-handedly. "Nah."
"Well, then go and get my stuff...wherever it is."
"If you don't know where it is, then figure it out the location."
Kaiji was chilling on the couch without massive issue, while Chloe slowly seethed through the giant hut to find someone to take her stuff and some other people were talking some words with drinking punch.
"Hey, you said that the Wario farts are powerful...explain that." Wario took a good look at Spike.
"It wasn't even your fart, but Owen's one." Spike said.
"And it was awesome anyways. Wario's going to nail that fart."
"It still blew up an entire part of the mine."
"...Yeah, that's cool."
And there were some other conversations were more than happening at this very party and they were...definitely conversations.
"Fighter-to-fighter, what's happening on your end? Got into any trouble?" Haohmaru asked a very motivated and annoyed Hsien-Ko.
"Not really, I just talked to a lot of the people in this island." Hsien-Ko stated. "...How many people did you fight?!"
"I fought five people and each and every time, I got a bit stronger...'cause of the samurai way!"
"Okay, did you talk to anyone?" Hsien-Ko remarked. "Like not fought anyone."
"Nope...me and Askeladd are the same way! Fight 'till ya die and party until you drop!" Haohmaru just drunk some of that good drink, as Hsien-Ko groaned at his words.
"If you keep drinking like that, you're gonna drop first!" Donkey Kong remarked, slapping Haohmaru's back. "Chill, man."
"A samurai has no chill."
The hut contained so much conversation, as there was about thirty or fourty people that were in the mood for some words, Chloe included and all through it, the mood was generally positive.
Even if it was a bit egocentric or...weird, but there was nothing but positive vibes in the air and random conversations about life, love and other things that happened related to those two things.
And the island had a lot of things that had life happening in them, including something slightly special.
"Let's go, dudes. We're about to impress the pants out of everyone." Jude proclaimed.
"What do you even mean?" Fred asked. "I didn't ask to play with you."
"Uh, we're not doing a band, we're just jumping to do a speech."
"Wait, there's someone up there doing a speech and they do not look pleased."
Sonja was in fact up there and so was Don, who didn't look that surprised that she was doing the speech and was plainly and serious about this one.
"Ladies and gentlemen, Sonja of Yellow Comet, is here to do a sardonic and honest speech!"
Sonja just tapped the microphone, as she was about to say some words.
"Despite the fact it's not Christmas, some people being personable than others and some relationships are being strained, the fact that all of us eliminated contestants that are here." Sonja stated her own thing. "We decided to come together just because we all liked each other to have a fun time, even for a short amount of time. Some of you have been in two episodes, yet you have formed some solid relationships."
Donkey Kong, Wario and Soos were together completely clapping together mid-speech.
"And despite Chris have some...issues, the fact that it was a coherent show with so many characters packed into each episode is nothing short of incredible and his very apparent creativity really helps in making it work. So, we are all off better for being in this terribly good experience." She said matter-of-factly in a speech and there was a whole lot of clapping for that...weird speech.
It wasn't really that good, but it got the whole room clapping and Don just let her go off the stage to show something.
"Alrighty, we're done with the speech and honestly, you guys can go and do whatever you want in this giant hut! It wouldn't be a good Christmas in July without some celebration!"
"We're about to be turnt up, country style!" Sugar shouted. "Y'all 'bout to get owned!"
"Oh no, I don't want to get owned!" Owen yelled. "I'm going to own you."
The two fat people were fighting with each other playfully, as they were taking some good looks at each other and Izzy was there, of course, ready to do some serious battle.
The three of them were about to throw some moves, but it was interrupted by-
"Okay, let's see what the cast that are still in the game are doing on this off-day..."
A random television just dropped down from the sky and it turned on to show a tornado.
"...Wait, that's the-"
Dante, Sol and Storm Shadow were shown fighting the controller of the tornado who was definitely and totally didn't wear a teal shirt...and then the TV turned off.
Don was a bit shocked, but rolled with it.
"Alright, whatever the next episode is, I hope you guys have a happy holiday, a happy new year...wherever you are, whoever you are and whatever you're doing, I know that you're having a good time."
The Ridonculous Race host had one more thing to say.
"Anyways, next time we've got a basket challenge, co-hosted by not me and some other being. A missed opportunity, technically, but I'm not a basket fan...so, this part will be cut out!"
A leaked version that had the previous mini-paragraph got uploaded on the merry Christmas of 2021, so he got promptly owned over the holidays.
The other eliminated contestants decided to do things and either go back to their worlds or have an extended vacation that may or may not have ended with them getting fired.
And the massive cast of non-eliminated contestants had a tornado.
So, that's it.
By the way, in-universe, this doesn't come out until December of this year, so Ultimate Islands had been done filming way before then and would be airing (The reception in TD world is that it's confusing the fuck out of everybody, but everyone's got their favourite character despite it.)
Episode 12 is going to come out in January 2022 or this month (if I get lazy.) and Kaiji's and three eliminated contestants going to appear in Episode 13 as a special role (with money to give, because if you've watched that series, he gets his life messed up so many times.)
