She's Perfect For You

Disclaimer: I actually remembered to put one.. Uh anyways, have fun, and even though Furuba is not mine, don't mean I can't write nonsensical fan fiction about it. (Yes Mindy and Remy you are both cringing at that last bit, but I've been reading shoebox so it's your own undoing.)

"She's perfect for you."

"No."

"Beautiful, fashionable, exuberant-"

"I see my vocabulary lessons have been rubbing off on you."

"Hatori." Shigure whined. "She is, Mayu is the perfect person for you. Honestly, if I wasn't taken I would go have sex with her right now."

Hatori frowned, "Is that all you think about?"

Shigure waved his hand, dismissing the subject. "Oh Ha-kun, but nothing could compare to your sweet loving care, so do not get jealous. And your beautiful European cigarettes. Who could forget those?"

"I'm not jealous, and thank you." Hatori said off handedly.

Shigure pretended not to hear what Hatori had just said and continued, "But honestly she's in love with you, you could fall in love with her." Shigure took the cigarette out of Hatori's mouth, taking a drag. "You realize these things will kill you. These lovely things."

"What do you mean she's in love with me?" Hatori asked.

Shigure continued, "You're a doctor you figured that you wouldn't smoke these things. Then again dragons do breathe fire so I guess you are used to smoke. I want to correct my mistake, sea horses need water to survive. You wouldn't be able to smoke."

"Making fun of me isn't going to get me to change the subject." Hatori glared at Shigure, his eyes saying; Tell me the information now, I won't fill you next shot with poison later. "She is not in love with me."

"Actually, the only reason she went out with me is because she thought that maybe she could get over her feelings for you. Seeing as the fact of the matter is you were with Kana. Who was her best friend. That wouldn't really work out." Shigure laughed, "Anyway it wouldn't have worked out between us. I already have a honey bunny."

Hatori sighed, "I don't thing she would like being called a bunny. Momiji is the rabbit. She finds Momiji either annoying or amusing, most of the time the former."

Shigure giggled like a school girl, "But she isn't here now."

"Mayu and I would not work out." Hatori said, stealing his cigarette back. "Thank you for caring about my well being."

Shigure chuckled, "Anytime, and anytime you feel lonely feel free to stick your needle in me, and bring your cigarettes."

Before Hatori could actually respond, Shigure ran out. "What a pervert, I feel sorry for those poor kids." He stood up straightened out his jacket, putting his cigarette out. Then he walked out of his house, to get the books he had reserved at Mayu's parent's book store. "Not because she's perfect for me, but because I reserved books."

Shigure, who had been waiting behind a tree so he could go steal Hatori's cigarettes, heard this comment. He chuckled to himself, "Yeah right." Opening the door to Hatori's house, seeing as that was the whole point of this little excursion was about. Making Hatori a nervous jittery wonderer of what could happen between he and Mayu was just an added bonus.

Yes Shigure is sort of mean isn't he? Only wanting Haotri's amazing European cigarettes. But that is what everyone loves about him right!