Know Your Stars
Danny Phantom version
Disclaimer: I don't own Danny Phantom, All That, or Brother Bear. I wish I did, but I don't, so ah well. No flames, please.
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Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…
Mysterious voice (MV): Danny Fenton…Vlad is his real father…
Danny: What the—
Vlad: I always dreamed of this day…Danny, I am your father—I've always wanted to say that!
Danny: That's impossible!
MV: Danny Fenton…before the operation, he was more commonly known as 'Danielle' Fenton…
Danny: Okay, that's just weird. I was never a girl at any time!
MV: All I said was that people called you Danielle, but I think we can take that as a confession…Danielle…
Danny: I don't know where you get your information, but I'm going to find out! Going ghost! (Tries to phase through ceiling, crashes dismally) Ow!
MV: How cute, a battle cry. Oh, I forgot to tell you. I girl-proofed the walls!
Danny: I'm NOT a GIRL!
MV: Then why were you in that dress?
Danny: I was never in a dress!
MV: Oh yeah? Roll clip. (Clip plays from Splitting Images, where Danny stands up and he's in a pink dress and a curly black wig) Explain your way out of that one, Danielle.
Danny: I…but…the Box Ghost…Hey! My name's Danny! Not Danielle!
MV: You're right…Danielle Phantom…her real name is Inviso-Betty!
Danny: That's Inviso-BILL! Wait, no! Danny Phantom! It's Danny Phantom! (Does 'Koda' thing from Brother Bear) Dan-ny. Say it with me. Dan-ny.
MV: Okay. Dan-ielle. Dan-ielle.
Danny: Shut up! You're driving me insane!
MV: Now you know…Danielle Fenton, AKA Danielle Phantom, AKA Inviso-Bill…
Danny: They don't know me! Get back here! My name is Danny!
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My first attempt at a fanfiction. I don't care if you review or not, really. I'll just keep bulling on through.