Know Your Stars

Danny Phantom version

Disclaimer: I don't own Danny Phantom, All That, or Brother Bear. I wish I did, but I don't, so ah well. No flames, please.

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Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…

Mysterious voice (MV): Danny Fenton…Vlad is his real father…

Danny: What the—

Vlad: I always dreamed of this day…Danny, I am your father—I've always wanted to say that!

Danny: That's impossible!

MV: Danny Fenton…before the operation, he was more commonly known as 'Danielle' Fenton…

Danny: Okay, that's just weird. I was never a girl at any time!

MV: All I said was that people called you Danielle, but I think we can take that as a confession…Danielle…

Danny: I don't know where you get your information, but I'm going to find out! Going ghost! (Tries to phase through ceiling, crashes dismally) Ow!

MV: How cute, a battle cry. Oh, I forgot to tell you. I girl-proofed the walls!

Danny: I'm NOT a GIRL!

MV: Then why were you in that dress?

Danny: I was never in a dress!

MV: Oh yeah? Roll clip. (Clip plays from Splitting Images, where Danny stands up and he's in a pink dress and a curly black wig) Explain your way out of that one, Danielle.

Danny: I…but…the Box Ghost…Hey! My name's Danny! Not Danielle!

MV: You're right…Danielle Phantom…her real name is Inviso-Betty!

Danny: That's Inviso-BILL! Wait, no! Danny Phantom! It's Danny Phantom! (Does 'Koda' thing from Brother Bear) Dan-ny. Say it with me. Dan-ny.

MV: Okay. Dan-ielle. Dan-ielle.

Danny: Shut up! You're driving me insane!

MV: Now you know…Danielle Fenton, AKA Danielle Phantom, AKA Inviso-Bill…

Danny: They don't know me! Get back here! My name is Danny!

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My first attempt at a fanfiction. I don't care if you review or not, really. I'll just keep bulling on through.