Yeah : p I'm editing this chapter, just because I didn't like it. I still hate Kagome though, never forget that.
Disclaimer: I don't own ANY anime character, and no offense to the people that did make the anime that I am using for therapy, if you think it is offensive that I am hurting your character!
OK I have to give a little biography about Kagome. Hm…Well she is from Inuyasha, go to my Naraku page because I'm not writing it again! And yes, I did fix it so they give you a little bio thing. Well Kagome, is the main character! The torture! So you see her in almost every episode! MORE TORTURE! Well, she is a reincarnation of Kikyou, a priestess and once was Inuyasha's lover, but she died. Kagome lives in the 21st century(where she should be I might add)But, unfortunately, she would rather go and visit Inuyasha, another dumb main character if you ask me. They try to look for the 'jewel shard' I don't know how to explain this to you but it's a jewel that contains powerful magic in it. Now the jewel shard was broken because ofher too.It's all her fault the world is fighting over tiny of shards. All she does is complain and whine during the search and flirts with Inuyasha constantly. She kinda forces Inuyasha to like her because if he doesn't agree with her, she can say the word 'sit' and he'll go flying down! This is because he wears a 'disobedient' necklace to control him from going chaotic. But she doesn't use it properly and uses it for her own good! She's just another annoying prep, who doesn't deserve to live. So this is why I MUST have therapy with her! SHE NEEDS TO LEARN A LESSON! And hopefully, she'll end up just like Serena (chaotic laugh)
The policemen came and picked up the dead Serena. The main officer handed me the reward money.
'999,999, 1,000,000!" I screamed, waving the money in the air. "ALL HERE!" I held in my happiness, but jumped up and down all over the room.
"Well I better be going," the officer stated looking at me like maybe I needed to go with him to jail. But he shrugged and left.
"I'm RICH! I'M BLOODY RICH!" I hopped around the room some room, and then took my seat, smiling crazily.
"Soooo…What should I do now that I have one million dollars…" I said out loud, thinking. I could pay an assainator to kill some anime characters I found annoying…but I could do that myself! Yesh!
One of the cameramen came up said weakly, "Could you give us our pay checks?"
I gave him a death glare, which sent him backing away, scared as hell.
"Um, Miss!" exclaimed one.
"What!" I replied, coldly, while still giving death glares to the other cameraman.
"Someone says that they need you to give therapy to their 'friend'" he replied, reading a note.
"Oh yes…I still have a job to do…sure, why not?" I looked around, giving him the signal that I was ready to take the insane/annoying/someone in.
The cameraman sighed of relief and brought out two girls. One was a beautiful priestess who was carrying along an ugly, preppy girl who looked like she was high on crack.
"Kik…KIKYOU!" I screamed since I recognized her and ran up to give her a hug.
Kikyou looked at me funny. "Do I even know you?"
I smiled and replied, "YES! Well, actually, no you don't. But I'm your BIGGEST FAN!" I squealed.
But Kikyou just smiled some more and pointed to the girl that she was carrying.
"She needs help, desperately," she stated coldly, giving her death glares. I nodded. I totally understood. After all this time someone besides me understood!
"She needs more help than you might think. But I just got finished with another annoyingperson today!" I complained.
"Could you please? For me? If you do, I'll give something that you want," Kikyou tried to make a deal with me. I knew that she really wanted to get Kagome out of her hair.
"Well…ok! For you though…only you!" I reminded her, while taking Kagome, then dropping her on the ground. I didn't want to touch her.
"Well, I must go. I don't want anyone to notice that I took her here. I only told Sesshomaru," Kikyo sighed. She waved to me, in which I happily waved back, and she strode away. I turned towards Kagome who was glaring at me. I did drop her on the ground
"SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT!" she yelled, apparently thinking that I would go flat on my face. I raised my eyebrows.
"Okkkkkaay..." I whispered to myself, "She's already insane and I haven't even done anything to her."
Kagome made a face, in which I returned the offer.
"Well, I guess we better start," I stated, taking out my clipboard and sitting in my desk and looked at her. Kagome was already up and looking at the room, making faces when she saw my voodoo dolls a placed on some shelf. I heard her gasp, as she picked up a crude voodoo...
Of herself
"Is this me?" she asked me. I nodded. I put a lot of time into making that one, so it worked just right. She threw it to the ground, mad. "I'm not that fat," she muttered to herself. I coughed on que.
"It's a lovely voodoo doll, ain't it?" I asked her. Her eyes widened.
"A VOODOO DOLL! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!"
I rolled my eyes. Wasn't that what voodoo dolls were for?
"You know that saying 'If looks could kill'? It's not literally. Unfortunately,I can't just glare at you to make you die. I need...other things..." I explained to her.
She just huffed, and returned to looking at my office in which she found my Kikyou shrine that I had well put together on my other shelf. She looked back at me, as I glared at her, just testing her totouch it.
'Come on, touch it! I dare you to see what happens!' I thought to myself, trying to send her that message to her already fried brain.
"You like Kikyou?" she asked, sounding so surprised.
"No way! You know, I hate her so much I wish she would die!" I snapped, my tone full of sarcastic.
"You do?" Kagome asked more happily. I mentally slapped myself and wished I could mentally slap her as well.
"No, you twit! It's called being sarcastic!"
She stuck her tongue out at me, saying, "I can't believe you like a dead person who's made out of clay no less." That definitely pulled my trigger…
I jumped on her, tackling her to the ground. She yelped form surprise, and choked. I got a hold of her throat, and started to strangle her from angriness. She started to turn purple.
"MWHAHAHA! DIE MY PRETTY! DIE!" I cackled, going evil yet again. The cameramen sprung into action, as they got a hold of me and pulled me off from Kagome, who was gasping for air. I dug my nails into the cameraman's arm that had a hold of me. He screeched and let go of me, as I tried to attack Kagome again, who was shaking, but four other cameramen grabbed me.
"Miss! Control yourself!" yelled one of the cameramen. He ran towards my Kikyou shrine, and grabbed one of my many Kikyou plushies and whipped it around in front of me. I gasped and strained to get out of hold from the cameramen to get my plushie.
"Ok ok! I won't attack her. Just give me back my plushie!" I yelled, while the guys threw the plushie towards me, and the others let go. I grabbed the Kikyou plushie and started to hug it.
Kagome was still shaking. I then turned to her, and she started to shake even more. I got up and walked towards her. I sighed as she backed away.
"Okay. I'm not aloud to hurt you, but I can and will attack you again if you insult the great Kikyou, who will always be 59175937592075 times better then you!" Kagome nodded as I got my clipboard and sat again quietly in my desk chair.
"Ok, now that's done, let's get to business. You can sit in that chair," I said, pointing to the chair. She sat, the first person to sit in the seat. Yesh!
I looked down at my clipboard and asked, "Well…um…Kagome, I have a question. Why do you put up with Hojo, Kouga, Inuyasha liking you? Can't you pick just one?"
Kagome looked shocked by this. "Who says I'm flirting with them? How dare you accuse me of such things!"
I sighed. "Look, do you want proof, because I've got plentiful episodes of where you give all three of them signals!"
"Well...it is fun to see them get jealous...and they do pay attention to me when they get jealous..." she began.
"AH HAH! So you do it because of the attention...?"
"I guess," she sighed.
"Attention hog," I muttered.
"Hey! I heard that!"
"Precisely! Okay onto next question!Why are you happy all the time? It's not healthy to be happy all the time," I asked, really wanting to know this answer. She was always sunshine and rainbows.
Kagome thought about this. "Well. It's sofun to be happy-"
"But you can't be happy all the time. No wonder you haveso many haters. You never think about what you're doing," I interrupted.
"WHAT!" she shrieked. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE HATERS!" The reincarnation ran her hand through her hair, looking upset and stressed.
"Yeah, you know, haters? H-A-T-E-R-S? People who despise everything about you? I could even get the dictionary if you want," I suggested, gesturing towards the dictionary on my desk.
Kagome started to get tears in her eyes. "No! No! No! No! No! This can't be happening! I can't be hated," she pouted.
"Believe me, it is. Was pretty obvious too," I said, more to myself than her.
"Inuyasha! Save me from this!" cried Kagome, even though he would never come. Shestarted to throw a hissy fit, throwing random things across the room.
" STOP THIS NONSENSE!" I shouted, dodging the stuff that she threw.
"OW!" I yelled, getting hit by a Barbie head that Serena ripped off from before.
I crawled to my stereo and get my cd case out.
"Something heavy, something heavy enough," I whipped through it. I found my Evanescence cd, and put it in the stereo, and blasted it LOUDLY. Kagome stopped throwing stuff and sat down to listened to it.
One hour later
Kikyou walked in to a calm Kagome, who looked like she was not alive.
"What did you do to her?" she asked, poking Kagome. Kagomedrooledfrom her big mouth. She got paler and paler.
"Oh. I just made her listen to some'therapedic' music and that did it!" I smiled widely, feeling proud.
"Well, thank you very much!" Kikyo said, giving me a hug. I mentally jumpedin the air! Yesh!
"No problem. Come back anytime when you need someone else to get therapy."
"Yeah. Sesshomaru and I talked and said you should do Jaken next," stateted the priestess.
I coughed"Well…um…NOT TODAY! I can't handle two annoying people and a toad, odd, thing!"
Kikyo laughed at my comment. "Yeah. Sesshomaru said you might not do that today. But I shall come back. THANK YOU!" Kikyou yelled, dragging the dead-like Kagome along with her.
"Wait…she told me she would get me something! Oh well…next time…" I shrugged, turning on my stereo yet again, this time Aerosmith!
: ) Evanescence can cure anyone!
