THERAPY pt5

A/N: Editing this one too. It's just to…weird.

Disclaimer: I am SOOO lazy, that I didn't get my ass up to own Inuyasha while I had the chance…


Well, today I am doing an anime person from Yu-Gi-Oh…yup, I can tell those Yu-Gi-Oh freaks already know who I will be doing. I have despised this character from the moment that I saw them. Well, not the best at summarizing this anime, so bear with me…-ahem- Yu-Gi-Oh, is about this teenage boy, Yugi, whose grandfather gave him a triangular shaped puzzle –it's called the millennium puzzle- and when Yugi put it together, he found out that there was a spirit, Yami, who was a pharaoh form 5,000 years ago. So Yugi helps Yami find his memories back from being a pharaoh, while people want to steal the millennium puzzle. And no one can forget that stupid card game that they play. It's like Pokemon cards, but with monsters and zombies. So in every season of it, they always play that game or they're in a tourtament. Then we cannot forget his dense friends that are pretty much stuck up snobs. There is Tristan, Joey, Mia, and Bakura –there's probably more, but I forget because haven't watched it since I was ten- And then there this happy goer, friendship obsessed, Tea-pronounced Tay-a, not tea- She gives speeches. Really boring speeches. Like 'as friends, we must stand together!' So, yeah. I have to teach her it's not healthy for a sixteen year old to be giving four year old advice.


I was sitting on a chair near my desk, reading a book called, 'How to Kill Certain Anime Characters' when someone knocked on the door.

"Who in the world could this be? And in the middle of the chapter. I swear if I miss my chance of learning…" I mumbled to myself, while opening the door.

A little midget person walked in with two guys and a girl that they had tied up and dragged her here. The midget came up to my desk, which was bigger than him, so he had to jump up and down to see me.

"Could…you…help…my...friend?" Yugi asked, while jumping.

I laughed. "Sure, but which one?" I pointed to the people behind him, while stepping out of my desk so he could see me properly.

He gulped in how tall I was compared to him. But just shook his head and pointed to the hostage that the other guys were holding.

"She's starting to annoy us, and everyone knows when someone annoys me, they really are annoying, so if you could…" started Yugi, while the others took off the tape.

"How could you, you guys? I thought we were friends! Friends are friends no matter what! Friends don't take other friends to therapy room!" Tristan and Joey quickly put back on the tape, which you could still hear her muffled screams.

"We're still your friends," Yugi said to Tea, "You just need to know…when to…shut up." The others nodded.

"I'm sure I can fix her. I cured so many patients. Some in hospitals, but nonetheless fixed!"

Yugi, excited by this, just replied with a, "Thank you, thank you, thank you!" And he ran off with the other following suit.

"Better get started," I said, while walking towards the still tied up Tea.

I hesitated. Thinking whether to release her. I ripped off the mouth piece, then untangled the ropes.

"Don't touch me! My friends are going to be here any minute and save me, so don't come any closer!" she yelled, sing-songing the phrase.

"I sure hope you realized that your friends were the ones that put you in this position?"

"I know! But they'll soon regret it and come back because they know that's what friends really do!" she yelped, trying to escape.

I sighed, knowing this was going to be a long day. I slowly pried her off the wall and dropped her on the floor.

"I thought you were my friend," Tea pouted, tears welling up.

O.o was my reply. I'm sorry, but did I ever say I was her friend? Seriously, do I have short term memory problems, or does she?

"I never told you I was –"

Tea gasped. "You're not my friend?"

"Not…really…"

"Noooooooooo!"

"What's wrong with not having everyone as friends? Why, if you didn't have friends, you wouldn't even be here right now!" I happily added.

"Shut up. They sent me here because…because…"

"Because you're incredibly annoying and never seem to shut it," I replied for her.

"They…they don't think that!" she gasped.

I ran my hand through my hair, sighing. I decided the only thing to tell her was to show her. I ran into my closet, grabbing the episodes of Yu-Gi-Oh! I had stashed away.

"Tea. I'm about to show you…you," I said, putting on tape into the VHR.

It showed the episode where Yugi was facing Pegasus and where Tea had given her infamous speech about…friendship.

"Tea, look. Yugi probably couldn't have heard you. So why bother if he's surrounded by dark clouds?"

"Our friendship is strong enough to hear eachother."

"Tea…not even great magicians have ESP. No friendship can have ESP unless they are psychic. Now…is Yugi psychic all of a sudden?"

"No," she sighed, knowing the truth. She hated being proven wrong…

"I'd like you to meet someone. Someone who probably thought the same things you did," I said, dragging her out the door and into…the city. Whoo boy.

"Lalalalalala! It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood," Tea sang, whilst skipping away.

"I do not know you…" I muttered, while trying to spot certain people. That's when I saw two of them.

"Yo, Kikyou! Kagome!" I ran towards Kikyou, who was carrying Kagome. As I got closer, I noticed that Kagome was still in that trance of her's.

"Wow. She's still…in this…trance?" I said, poking her.

"Is this your new patient?" Kikyou questioned, pointing to Tea. I nodded.

"Yeah. She's Tea. She obsessively thinks about friendship. Tea, meet Kikyou. Kikyou, meet Tea." Kikyou just nodded while Tea was looking at Kagome.

"What happened to her?" Tea' asked.

Laughing, I said, "That's Kagome. She's not usually like this. I had therapy with her, and this was the outcome."

Tea looked at me like this: O.O

"No, oh no! I had to do that to her because she was having…technical difficulties," I laughed.

I looked at Kikyou. "Kikyou, Tea here thinks friends would never betray you. It's true sometimes, but she depends on that statement a little too much. Could you tell her your personal story?"

Kikyou hesitated.

"Please? I know that after she'll hear it, she'll be normal! And you did promise that you would do something for me after I did therapy with Kagome. You always keep your promises!"I pleaded.

Kikyou sighed, "Oh all right. Now, Tea, we shall start with me guarding the Shikon Jewel…" and Kikyou told Tea the her life.

One Hour Later

"And so, now I walk the earth, dead, without no purpose. Just waiting until the day that I can kill Naraku and then I shall rest in peace," Kikyou finished, taking a deep breath. You would get tired too, telling your life story. Unless, of course, you're a boring person, then never mind!

Tea nodded, wiping her nose. She was never used to being told those stories. Much less anyone's life story.

"So this Kagome, is jealous of Kikyou and hangs over Inuyasha?" Tea asked, pointing towards Kagome. I nodded.

Tea whacked Kagome, though it didn't have any affect,

"My perfect chance!" I yelped, getting a random stick and poking her with it.

"Um…not that I don't enjoy you hitting my reincarnation, but we need to go," Kikyou said, dragging Kagome behind.

"Okay. Bye!" Me and Tea yelled together. We looked at each other and giggled.

"JYNX!" we said, giggling even more.

Hey, maybe Tea wasn't that bad after all.

"Well, we need to move on. That was only the introduction!" So Tea and I walked down the streets some more.

"Look! Over there!" Tea pointed to where to guys were fighting. Tea ran towards them while I tried to grab Tea.

"Don't go over there!" I started, but she was already bounding off.

"You two! That is not how friends should be behaving! Stop!" Tea tried to pry off the guys from each other, but failing miserably. I came up right behind her and grabbed her from the guys.

" I am sorry that she ruined your fight," I told the guys, who were glaring at Tea and me.

"Tea?"

"What?"

"Run!" I screamed, while the guys tried to tackle us. Tea and I ran for our life, and towards a store. We finally managed to lose them, and we noticed we were in a jewelry store.

"Why in all the places that are here we had to run into this one!" I complained, while Tea was looking at a big ring.

"OoOoOo! It's so purty! I hope Yugi buys this for me for my birthday!" Tea happily said.

I took the ring from her. "It costs $30,000! I don't think that Yugi would buy it for you…"

"But he's my friend! Of course he's going to buy it! Friends buy other friends stuff!"

I sighed. 'Here we go again…'

"Not all friends buy you stuff that expensive…"

"Yes they do!"

"NO THEY DON'T!"

"YES!"

"NO!" and we continued on with this babbling.

The store owner came near.

"Ladies please quiet down–"

"YES THEY WOULD!" Tea screamed.

"NO!" I yelled, pulling her hair.

"Girls…"

We both looked at him. "SHUT UP!"

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"Petuey! Petuey!" I spat, wiping my tongue off from dirt.

"Ugh. My shirt's all messy," Tea complained, wiping herself from dirt.

"Maybe if you listened to me, we wouldn't have been thrown out," I grumbled.

We walked away from the jewel store and out into the street

Right then, my hate senses tingled and I turned around to find the person that I have been looking for. I smiled evilly and yelled to Tea to come with me.

I saw his furry dog-ears first through the crowd, and then I saw him, Inuyasha.

"Tea! You see that guy with the dog ears?" I asked Tea, while pointing to Inuyasha.

"Yeah? Why?"

"Well that's Inuyasha, the one that Kikyou loved, then two timed her ish?"

Tea gasped.

"E.E.K…where's that stick that you used on Kagome?"

"Oh, right here!" I handed her the stick in which she yelled like Tarzan and ran straight into Inuyasha. She started to beat him with the stick.

"Ow! Get off me wench!" shouted Inuyasha, trying to get Tea, but when Tea is mad, nothing can stop her.

I fell to the ground laughing my head off. I couldn't even breath and had tears in my eyes from the laughing so hard.

45 minutes later

Tea finally decided to stop hitting Inuyasha, and came to me, who was still laughing.

She turned to Inuyasha.

"You ever do that again to another women, you're going to answer to me, dog boy! Got that?"

Inuyasha was just sitting on the ground, sucking his thumb and hugging himself. He nodded.

Tea rubbed her hands together. "Now, I think we head back. The guys probably are heading back. It's been a fascinating day."

I got up and patted her on the back. "Good job, good job. I wish that the world could be more like you when it came to fighting."

We made it back to clinic, to find Yugi, Joey, and Tristan standing out in the front. They smiled when they saw us, and ran near us.

"Well how'd it go?" Yugi asked.

"Good, very good. She's totally different, right Tea?" Tea nodded.

"Guys! You just got to hear what I've done today!" Tea squealed.

"Later ok? I have to go somewhere and I don't have time…" Joey started.

"You are going to listen to me," Tea said, menacingly, which made Joey shake.

"Ok we will, Tea. Just get in the car." Tristan said. Tea looked at me.

"Well thank you so much! And you call me if Inuyasha ever betrays someone again!"

Yugi stared at her. "Who's Inuyasha?"

Tea sighed. "Another day. But first, I have to tell you about what happened today!" And with that, they got to the car and drove away.

I rubbed my hands.

"Another person saved because of therapy! Good for them!" And I walked into me room, where it had a letter, stating to give therapy to someone else…