Therapy pt 6

A/N: I'm editing only a little in this portion. I'd first like to apologize for upsetting some Kurama fans. I put that he was lesbian. Truthfully, at the time writing this, I thought gay and lesbian were the same thing, it's just another word for putting it. I do extremely apologize for this.

Disclaimer: I don't own…sadly Kikyou, Hiei, Scar, Marik, and all the others…how sad. But I do own PLUSHIES! Glomps Hiei, Scar, and Marik plushies while hugging a Kikyou plushie

Ok…the person who I'll be doing today is from…Yu Yu Hakusho! A.k.a. my favorite/best anime in the whole wide world:D Well, it's about this 15-year-old guy, Yusuke Urameshi, who gets killed while trying to save a kid from getting hit but yet he got hit and killed instead. But, the 'Spirit World' (Heaven thing in the anime) was not notified of his death and had not planned it. So, he gets to live as a spirit for a while. And then, the person that kinda owns thte spirit world, Koenma, made a deal with him that he had to watch an egg and it would be able to send him back to life…so, he managed to get back his life (even though the watching the dragon thing didn't work, but I would have to get detailish so n/m on that) But, the spirit world wanted him to become a spirit detective, a person who gets to kick some bad demon ass! So he takes it and the whole anime is pretty much about him getting missions and stuff. Well, we meet the person whom I'm doing today when Yusuke and his friends have to sign up for the 'Dark Tournament' which he had to face Tugoro, who was the strongest person? in the world. (Forgot if he was a demon or a person…) And he had a team, just like Yusuke's team. And the person who I'll be doing is in Tugoro's team. His name…Karasu. Ah yes. I almost forgot who he was, but as soon as I saw his face, I went 'Oh yeah…he's the guy that touches people' To put it in simpler words, he's kinda like Miroku from Inuyasha…they both touch people. But lucky demon, when he touches something, it dies or falls off of something else. Personally, I don't know why you people want me to do him. Come on. It's pretty cool to touch people and they die…I wish I had that power…

I looked down at the note that was on my desk:

Dear Miss. Therapy lady,

Are enemy, I mean friend, needs some therapy. Please cure him of his…'hand' He keeps on touching my other friend, who's very wary of him. The guys name is Karasu and he needs your help. Since we didn't see you in your office, we left you a note. We'll come by-

Kurama: pushes Yusuke out of the way PLEASE! HELP ME! HE KEEPS ON TOUCHING ME! IT'S DISTURBING!

Signed,

The Yusuke Urameshi team

I laughed at the note. Poor Kurama.

"Well, they'll be coming by soon…I better get my supplies for people that touch other people…" I said to myself and went in my supply closet.

About five minutes after I got out the stuff, three guys came bursting through the door, pulling a guy that had black hair and a mask thin g in his face. Then, came Kurama, who was cowering in fear. He waddled after the guys, but careful not to get near Karasu.

"Hey! Don't you know what knocking means?" I yelled, but knowing Yusuke, he had no manners. Yusuke, Hiei, and Kuwabara picked up Karasu for me to see my client.

"Please! Tell this guy to STOP TOUCHING ME! He doesn't get the hint that I have no sexual interest in him! He's totally not my type," cried Kurama.

"What do you mean…not your type?" I asked him.

"Oh. Did I say that? I meant…that I'm not gay. Yup. I'm not gay," he said. I nodded, somewhat beliving him…I guess.

"So…you want me to stop him from touching people?" I asked them, pointing to Karasu, who was trying his best to touch something, but failed as Kuwabara and Yusuke secured his hands. They all nodded.

"Ok then. Come back when you hear him screaming bloody murder." Yusuke and Kuwabara dropped Karasu to the ground, as he went straight for the walls to touch it.

Kurama came up to me saying, "Ohmygod! You don't know how much I appreciate this! I'll-I'll treat you like a god from now on!" I nodded slowly; while he went out with Hiei tagging belong behind. I looked towards Karasu, who was done touching the wall, since the wallpaper was off.

"Can I touch you?" Karasu asked ever so innocently. I sighed at him.

"Ok. Let's get this clear because this is the last and only time I'll tell you. You step any closer to me; I'll hurt you. If you touch me, you'll die!" I said happily.

"But if I touch you, you'll die so you can't hurt me!" he smiled brightly. I opened my mouth to argue, but then realized that he was right…I glared at him, signaling for him to shut up. He snickered, while I went towards my supplies.

"Well Karasu, since you're here because you touch people, I'm going to start disciplining you. If you touch anything in here, I'll slap you with this," I said threateningly, while bringing out the all mighty flyswatter. He smirked at it. "That thing is suppose to discipline me? Yeah right." He went against my warnings, and touched the floor, which turned into an ugly brown color.

I got an anime nerve while I stomped over to him. I got near hand reach and then I smacked him hard over the head with my fly whacker.

"OW!" he yelped while covering his now big bulge on his head. I smirked.

"Well, I warned you, but did you listen? No…next time you do that, and I'll whack you harder!" I stomped back over to my desk. While my head was turned away from him, Karasu touched the floor again, making it brown.

I whirled around and glared at him. "I saw that Karasu!" I went back over and smacked him again, which made him flinch.

"Don't do that again! Apparently you have a short tension span or something!" I yelled at him, who was backing away from me. I again went back to my desk, and Karasu did not dare to touch the floor again. I sat in my wooden desk and smiled at him. He looked around, and found my voodoo doll collection.

"Don't touch--" I started to warn him, but he already touched one.

"KARASU! I WANTED TO TORTURE THEM FIRST! NOT KILL THEM AUTOMATICALLY!" I jumped from my desk and slapped him three times as hard as the first one. He dropped the voodoo doll and I picked it up to see how much damage he did, or better yet, who it was. I sighed.

"Oh good! I thought it was Kagura or Inuyasha! I wanted to torture them, but this one I actually wanted to kill straight through!" I smiled as I put the doll back on the shelf, which had cuts opening cotton balls all over and had black crust all over the stomach…

Somewhere…

A teenage girl was walking out of the hospital, cured of what ever the insane therapist had done. She sighed happily and thought about ways to flirt with a guy and try to destroy his former lover!

Kagome clapped her hands in happiness, thinking of a way. She would kidnap Inuyasha and do things to Inuyasha! And then, she would say that he kidnapped her and did things to her, which would get Kikyou mad. But what Kagome didn't know, is that Kikyou was so over Inuyasha! Ah, stupid Kagome!

The preppy teenage girl started to walk out of the front of the hospital, but stopped when she felt pain burst through her stomach.

"Inuyasha!" she cried automatically, even though Inuyasha was nowhere near her.

"Someone save me!" Kagome's stomach burst open through her stomach shirt, and turned black from the inside out. Kagome cried as she fell. Cuts busted open on her arms, legs, etc and was bleeding rapidly.

"Ahhhhhh! The ickiness of blood!" she yelped, and then got knocked unconscious.

Back to therapy room

I went on the ground and put my hands together as I looked up at the sky.

"Dear lord, I thank you for making Karasu touch Kagome's voodoo doll. I will go to church everyday from now on. But I could become a nun if you just…kill her off and make it a pain--"

"Hey! You're not supposed to ask the lord for people's death!" Karasu interrupted, tapping his toe.

"Excuse me! I'm praying here! How rude!" I yelled at him, and picked up my fly swatter, which made him whimper and back away.

"Ok, as I was saying, make it a painful and long death please! Amen!" I cried to the sky, smiling crazily. I went to my voodoo doll collection, smiled brightly when I saw the Kagome voodoo doll almost deadish. And then I eyed one voodoo doll in particular. I picked it up and rubbed its forehead.

"Damn! This one lost its real hair! I can't do the voodoo thing if I lost the person who I'm doing's hair!" I cursed, and then, I turned towards Karasu who was looking at me oddly.

I looked at him evilly, and then smirked. "Hey, can you do a favor for me?" Karasu crossed his arms. "Depends. What's in it for me?" I thought for a moment, and then got an idea. I walked over again to my voodoo collection, and got one of my many Kurama voodoo dolls and handed one to him. He happily took it, squealing like a pig, and sat on the floor like a five- year- old with a Barbie doll.

"Fine then! I'll go!" he got up after stroking the real hairs of Kurama. I shook my head at him.

"But first," I told him while getting out something, "You need to put on these." I handed him gloves. I didn't want him to touch random people without my permission first. He slowly took them on and we went outside, into the open.

"Ok, you aren't aloud to touch anyone unless I give the signal. Got that?" I asked him coldly, as he nodded violently. Then I went straight to the hospital ward.

"Why are we even here?" he asked, while eyeing a guy, wanting to touch the person. Then he thought of what I said, and decided against it.

I looked at him eyeing the person. "Don't get any ideas. But you'll see soon enough why we're here!" We both stepped in the hospital wing. I went up to the desk, where a lady was sitting chewing watermelon bubblegum.

"Um…miss. Yeah hi. I'm looking for a guy that goes by the name Naraku. Which room is--"

"Over on the left, take a right and then you're there," she cutted me off. I turned around muttering, "Why do I keep on getting interrupted today?" Karasu snickered as I glared at him. We walked down the many hallways. Then I stopped when I heard I girl complaining.

"Where are my one hundred pound brownies that I ordered? You know, I almost died today! Be respectful!" the girl screeched as a demon slayer came out through the room, mumbling, "Yeah and I wish that you died…grrrrrr." She stormed off as I peeked into the room. Then I screamed, seeing who it was.

"WHAT ARE YOU, A VAMPIRE? WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO KILL YOU!" I yelled really loudly, while Kagome just looked at me funny. Karasu walked in and grabbed me.

"Excuse her about that—"

"KARASU! If you know what 's good for you LET GO OF ME!" I shouted, making nurses come flying through the doorway. Karasu went out of the room, with me being dragged on behind.

"What will it take to kill her? How come she didn't die! All preps that I took care of are easy to kill! Stupid baka must be harder to kill than I thought. What am I going to do next?" I mumbled to myself, making Karasu sigh.

"Calm down. Here. This room is Naraku's!" I looked inside of the room to see Naraku, who was still pretty bad. He had tubes and cloth all over him. He had a heart monitor right next to him, as his breath was rasp.

"What happened to him? It looks as though he got in a fight with a train," Karasu asked, looking at me to tell him the story.

"Heh heh, funny story," I muttered, looking back at Naraku. I took a deep breath and walked in shouting, "Well hi Naraku! Long time, no see!" Naraku took one look at me and his heart rate started to go way off the charts. I smiled all big and patted him, which made him scream like a girl.

"Hey hey! Calm down. I'm not going to hurt you!" I told him, even though I knew him and myself didn't believe it.

"Look, strange enough, I'm not here for you. But I do have a question. Is---" I whispered into his ear the rest. Karasu strained to hear, but fell down in the process, making the floor creak.

Naraku nodded nervously, pointing his bandaged finger out the door.

"They're in the lunch room since she was complaining constantly," Naraku said all whispery. I nodded and went out the door along with Karasu.

Karasu looked around.

"Can I at least touch the nurses? There's so many of them that no one would notice if one just happened to go 'poof'!" Karasu exclaimed, twitching his finger in their direction.

I sighed. "No Karasu, you can't."

"But just---"

"I said NO!"

Karasu huffed in anger, and we finally reached to the hospital lunchroom. We snuck behind a table, as I spotted my target: Kagura and Kanna. I snickered, while Karasu looked at them.

"Ok, I'm going to touch the little girl I'll be back soon…" he chimed, pointing a finger at Kanna and started to walk towards them, but I grabbed him and threw him down.

"No you twit! What are you, a child molester?" I asked harshly. He thought and nodded. I sighed and pointed to Kagura.

"Ok, this is your mission. I need you to get Kagura's hair. I don't personally care how you do it, just do it." He nodded at my orders, and strolled near them.

"Well hello ladies," Karasu said, flirtatiously. Kagura smiled, while Kanna just said nothing. I smiled even bigger…

One hour later…

Kagura was sprawled out on Karasu, who was saying strange things to her. She sighed happily. Kanna was just oddly staring at them. I got out from my hiding place, and got out a piece of paper. I went next to Kanna and tapped her lightly. She turned around as I smiled.

"Can I have your autograph?" I asked happily while taking out a pen and handing her the paper. She looked up at me.

"Look into my mirror," she said, trying to put me in a trance while holding up her mirror.

"Um…yeah. Another time," I cautiously said, pushing back the mirror lightly. Kanna sighed and signed the piece of paper and walked away. I contained my happiness of getting her autograph, and jumped happily.

I snapped my finger, giving the signal to Karasu to finish up. He nodded and looked at Kagura.

"My precious bellflower, I must go," he gently said while taking of his glove and stroking her hair just like the Kurama voodoo doll he had. The hair automatically fell off, and Karasu grabbed it. Kagura took no notice though, just she clinged to him tighter.

"You'll promise you'll come back to save me from the beast?" she asked, as I shook my head in annoyance.

'Hear we go again,' I thought as Kanna began walking back to Naraku's room.

Karasu fidgeted. "Yes, um. Yes! Yes I will!" Kagura smiled and threw herself back.

"Take me with you!" she cried, clinging to him yet again. Karasu sighed, frustrated. This girl was so mellow dramatic.

"I can't I'm sorry. Another time." And with that, he threw Kagura off and ran, with me tagging along side of him. As we were running, he told me, "Don't ever bring me to her again!" I snickered, as we turned a corner. I ran up ahead as Karasu stopped to look at a nurse with a high skirt.

"OoOoOo," he said curiously, while touching the nurse with his hand that did not have the glove.

I stopped as I heard someone screaming bloody murder and turned around. I saw a nurse sprawled and the floor with Karasu, laughing evilly.

"KARASU!" I yelled, smacking him. He stopped laughing and cowered.

"After all I did to change you, you still have those two cursed hands!" I shouted, grabbing his ear and dragging him along.

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" cried Karsu, but I just shook my head.

"I warned you once, and that's all it has to take to realize that you're not going to listen to me." I pulled him up and stuffed him in an emergency room. I threw him on the chair thing, and I looked around.

"Now where do they keep the chainsaws around here?" I asked, looking through drawers and shelves. Karasu eyes went wide.

"Wha-What do you mean by 'chainsaw'?" he asked nervously, but I didn't answer. Then I found what I was looking for and smiled. I got a hammer and smacked him over the head.

Outside of the room, you could hear a chainsaw going and me cackling…

Four hours later…

Yusuke, Hiei, and Kuwabara came back to my office. They heard scissors clicking together and opened the door to reveal me sitting on my desk, gluing a piece of Kagura's hair to her voodoo doll, and Karasu cutting pieces of paper.

They walked up.

"Well, did you cure him?" Yusuke asked me, while the others looked at Karasu more carefully.

"Well…you could say that. Karasu," I called him, as he turned around. They were all shocked to see what they saw…

Karasu didn't have his hands; only scissors to make up for them… (heh heh. Edward Scissor Hands…good movie)

"He has scissors for hands!" squealed Yusuke nervously. I smiled.

"They're kiddie scissors. They only cut paper and hair!"

They nodded, while Karasu walked up and whispered, "Guys…never get her angry!" The others shook violently. They did not want to end up like him.

"Well, you guys should go. I don't like to do voodoo with so many," I said, getting out my needles and Kagura doll. Yusuke nodded and they all walked out of the room…

"Now my pretty," I said evilly, eyeing Kagura voodoo doll, "You're my next voodoo patient!"

Out of the building, you could hear a "MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Well, there you are! I'm not really happy. I didn't get as many reviews as the last one…sighs So that means, review! Review! And guys…can I do Inuyasha from, well Inuyasha next? Please?