A/N: Um…hi? Ok! I admit it! I was too busy to update…since August. Probably by now, I lost all my fans. T.T Nice going me…nice going…But whoever has stayed loyal, thank you and enjoy!

And, three days of having this out, and I already decided to fix it. Here's the better version.

Disclaimer: La di dum di dum! Filling up space is so much fuuunnn! (What this writer is trying to say is that she doesn't own any anime, but she's in denial about it. That is all)

The person who I'll be doing today goes by the name Inuyasha from the anime, um, Inuyasha. This was pretty obvious. Okay basically he's the main character of the show. He's a hanyou, or in other words, he's half human and half demon. His mother was a human and she married a demon. And then pop! There's Inuyasha! So anyways…he strives to make people believe that he's tough, hardcore, etc. when really he's a sensitive hanyou…and you all see that when KIKYOU COMES! o Kikyou was his first and ONLY true love…and he has a crush (a simple crush) on Kagome…so he's basically a two timer what not. His true love came down plunging when stupid Naraku made a plan that made it seem like Kikyou and Inuyasha betrayed each other, making them in the end kill Kikyou and Inuyasha pinned to a tree. His weapon is Tetsuiga (sp?). It's his father's tooth, that it gigantic. It helps him learn how to 'aim' even though all he has to do is strike the ground with his sword making some sorta energy thingy and it's bound to hit something because it's sooooo huge. And it breaks through barriers and kills a lot of demons at once.

I must treat him with my therapy sessions is because, well let's admit it, he thinks pretty highly of himself. He's got a pretty high confidence that every demon he sees he's going to beat them…tisk tisk. And he needs to be taught a lesson in two timing Kikyou for Kagome! Let's see what happens…


"MWHAHAHAHAHA!" I cackled as I stuck needles through the voodoo doll of Kagura.

"DIE!" I was having the time of my life as I got out a hammer and struck the voodoo doll. The cameramen backed away, not wanting to disturb me as I was going evil.

"Darnit!" I cursed, as the doll of Kagura had stuffing coming out of it, ripping in half. But then, I snickered, as I got out another voodoo doll of Kagura that I already made. I have a lot of voodoo dolls of her pre-made. I took off the hair of the doll that was ripped in shreds, and glued it back on the new voodoo.

"MWHAHAHAHA!" I cackled more, already sticking needles in the doll.

The cameramen just stared at each other, giving me strange looks, and backed away yet again slowly. I cackled and laughed some more until two people burst through the door and were dragging another person; or that is, half human. The stood in front of me, but, I –having the time of my life- took no notice. Finally, one coughed. I stopped hammering and needling away to look.

"What do you want?" I shouted annoyed, but they took no notice. I got a chance abd looked down at the person with dog-ears that they were dragging. My arch nemesis…ok, not really. But he was pretty close. I rubbed my hands together, thinking of ways that I could torture/harm/kill him. Oh ho ho, the possibilities…

"Sorry for, um, disturbing your, um," the man that they called Miroku said, trying to figure out exactly what was I doing. He shook his head and continued. "We heard about your therapy sessions. And after this strange girl attacked him, he hasn't been the same…" He while pointing to Inuyasha. I looked down at Inuyasha, and contained my laughter as I looked at him. The hanyou was holding his knees while sucking his thumb, rocking himself back and forth.

Remembering what he said about the 'strange girl that attacked him', I tried to think who that was…then I remembered.

Flashback…

"Tea! You see that guy with the dog ears?" I asked Tea, while pointing to Inuyasha.

"Yeah? Why?"

"Well that's Inuyasha, the one that Kikyo loved, then betrayed her…" Tea gasped.

"E.E.K…where's that stick that you used on Kagome?"

"Oh, right here!" I handed her the stick in which she yelled like Tarzan and ran straight into Inuyasha. She started to beat him with the stick.

"ARGHHH! STOP HITTING ME YOU WENCH!" shouted Inuyasha, trying to get Tea, but when Tea is mad, nothing can stop her.

I fell to the ground laughing my head off. I couldn't even breath and had tears in my eyes from the laughing so hard.

End of Flashback

"Oh…" I stated, remembering what happened. Then I smiled, knowing he definitely got what he deserved. Miroku coughed, snapping out of my memories.

"Oops. Forgot you where there…anyways, you have a point because he's now defenseless and people or demons could attack him and kill hi-- well actually you now that I'm thinking about it, I don't see a problem with him anymore," I lied, smiling brightly. They both stared at me.

"But you have to! Now that Kagome's better, she's going to talk and talk and annoy us to death and since Inuyasha's not his normal self, we can't go somewhere in private and do… things that normal anime people do," Sango said, coughing a bit.

'Why is everyone coughing all of a sudden? Was there a flu coming about that I had no knowledge of?' I thought to myself. Disregarding it, I just went on.

"Ok I'll try to therapy him for you. Besides, my friend would want me to so you could do… 'normal things'," I replied, putting quotations around 'normal things'.

"But just hold on a second--" And off I went, out the door.

Sango and Miroku were in utter confusion, as they heard a phone being dialed. The then heard little whisperings. After a few minutes, they heard someone slam the phone, and cackle quietly…

Sango looked at Miroku. "Do you think we sent Inuyasha to the wrong therapist?" Miroku shrugged. I finally came back in. I gave them the signal to leave. They both smiled happily and placed Inuyasha on the floor, as he did nothing but suck on his finger some more. They left, leaving me with…him…

I took out my trusty clipboard and looked at Inuyasha.

"So Inuyasha…you're here, with one of your worst nightmares, me. How do you feel about me hating you to pieces?" I asked.

"…"

"Inuyasha?"

"…"

"Answer the question please!"

"…"

"ANSWER THE FREAKIN' QUESTION!" I yelled, as Inuyasha backed away little by little.

"I want…" he whispered with glistened eyes, scared.

"You want what?"

"My Blues Clues…" Inuyasha finally answered in a whispery voice as I did an anime sweat drop. I stared at Inuyasha while shaking my head in pity. He just gave me his puppy eyes as I sighed. How wonderful. The first half minute he steps in here he tells me he wants a Blue Clues plushie…I wonder what else he has to say…

"Um…that's…at the least…disturbing. How'd you get into this…this…habit?" I questioned him, still disturbed how a demon more than hundred years old, who has a huge big sword, killed thousands of demons and humans, and still wants a Blues Clues.

"Because…Kagome was watching it one day and she told me to watch it or I would get a sit, so I watched it you know? And then…I started to fall in love with BLUE!" Inuyasha squealed, taking out a Blue plushie and glomping it to death.

" O.o" was my stare, as I looked at Inuyasha glomping the dog plushie some more.

"Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay," I mouthed. Right then, I heard the phone ring from outside. I quickly jumped out of my seat, gesturing for someone to hurry towards the phone.

And of course, they did nothing, being the complete idiots they are.

"GET IT YOU MORONS!" I shouted. It was about time she called after my little message. Turning away from them, I watched the weirdness in Inuyasha loving Blue, the dog…from a kid's TV show…that couldn't even talk…only bark…and had a gay pet owner. I shook my head.

One of the cameramen went out of the room and picked up the phone. He then came back in, looking at me with a phone in his hands.

"It's for you…" he handed me the phone.

"No way! I thought it was for the boogieman for goodness sakes! Geez!" I replied sarcastically, putting the phone in my ear.

"Hello? Morgan is that you? GAH! You finally called!"

"Uh…who? This is Yusuke Urameshi. Remember me?" said the voice that was apparently Yusuke. My smile dropped.

"Oh, it's you. So what do you want? If you think your friend, Kuwabara, needs some therapy, you're not the only one. I could do him—"

"No, no. It's not about that," he quickly interrupted. Now this was intriguing.

Then what is it?"

"…"

"Not this again! People, answer me when I'm talking to you!"

"Well sorry! If you didn't know, Kurama is in the hospital. Apparently, all of his hair fell out and his scalp is pretty much damaged," came Yusuke's answer, as I snickered, knowing how it happened.

Flashback…

I looked at him evilly, and then smirked. "Hey, can you do a favor for me?" Karasu crossed his arms. "Depends. What's in it for me?" I thought for a moment, and then got an idea. I walked over again to my voodoo collection, and got one of my many Kurama voodoo dolls and handed one to him. He happily took it, squealing like a pig, and sat on the floor like a five- year- old with a Barbie doll.

"Fine then! I'll go!" he got up after stroking the real hairs of Kurama. I shook my head at him.

End of Flashback

I managed to ask without a giggle, "And…?"

"Well, the doctors told us that he would be seriously scarred for life and, well, we don't want him to lose anyfangirls. So he needs plastic surgery, which will be one million dollars. But the problem is…we don't have any money, much less one million dollars."

"…" was my reply, not knowing what to say. Why would he call me? Me, of all the insane lunatics there were.

After a few eerie minutes of silence, Yusuke continued on.

"Well we were wondering…we heard that you had one million dollars that you got from finding that dead girl…so we were going to ask you if you could donate it?"

My mouth gawked, flabbergasted by what he wanted me to do. But then I thought really hard. Such a tough decision.

Help the person that I had no true desire for, that I hated seeing millions of twelve year olds go ballistic…or just don't care. People could learn from their mistakes…maybe next time, he could just stop his fangirls from obsessing over him. From time, they'll catch on.

Thinking about that, I made my decision. I looked at Inuyasha, who was looking intently at the plushie, sucking on its head. Rolling my eyes, I took the million dollars from a drawer and positioned it up on my desk, thinking of ways to inform him.

"You know what Yusuke? I'm sorry but I've seem to misplace my million dollars," I replied calmly, putting the million dollars behind my back as the cameramen gaped at my decision.

"Oh well, ok then…bye" Yusuke said disappointingly, while hanging up the phone. I put down the phone, cheery at my choice. I made a high-quality decision.

Then I stopped smiling as I looked at Inuyasha, who was apparently watching a tape. Wait...how'd he get a tape?

"Inuyasha…what are you watching?" I questioned.

"Oh…this thing? I was looking for Blues Clues andin your closet and I saw tapes that werre labeled'ChildHood Wonders'soI looked through them alland I found something thatlooks like Blues Clues!" he yelled happily, waving his arms around like a lunatic.

"You went through my STUFF! Whoever told you about privacy!"

Of course, he wasn't paying attention, so I just stopped yelling.

I looked closer, not really remembering Blues Clues on my 'ChildHood Wonders' collection.Realizing what the show was, and I raised my eyebrows at him, thinking that he might need to go back to…well, wherever half demons went to be taught how to do the ABC's.

"Inuyasha…you're watching Lamp Chops, the lamb. And Blue is a dog," I stated the obvious, folding my hands and looked at him sympathetically. You just had to feel sad on how slow he was. Inuyasha gasped.

"No! They look—" he started but was cut off when he actually looked at the plushie and the screen, finally realizing the truth. He gave me a cheeky smile and turned back towards the videotape, starting to suck the head of Blue yet again.

It then struck me, finally realized something. "Wait a minute. What's the sudden change of attitude? One minute you're sucking your thumb like a mamma's boy and the next, you're all happy…"

"Well…I sniffed my Blues Clue's plushie," came Inuyasha's respond, showing me the now covered in slobber plushie.

O.o What? I was completely lost by this.

"Let me get this straight. You sniffed your plushie and you were… all better? Wait…huh?"

"Yeah. You see, once a week, I put my plushie into my ramen, and then it smells like ramen and smelling it makes me go back to my normal self. Wanna smell it?" He asked brightly, looking away from the tape and placing the plushie in my face.

"I'll pass on that. I believe you." I pushed the plushie out of my face as Inuyasha went back to watching Lamp Chops.

"So...you smell ramen and then you feel all better?" I asked, wanting to get this thing straight once and for all. Inuyasha nodded.

"So if I just happen to 'accidentally' put toxics and poison in your drink, all you have to do is smell ramen and you'll not be dead?" I questioned him again, putting quotes around 'accidentally'.

"That's how it works!"

I snapped my fingers in disappoint. "Well there goes my plan." I looked at my clock placed securely on the wall. It was already 2:00 P.M. Shaking my head, I tapped my fingers on my wooden desk, waiting patiently, humming 'When The Saints Come Marching In' every few minutes that passed.

Inuyasha, noticing that I was waiting for something, started to open his mouth, when suddenly rang. Gleaming with delight, I picked up the phone, already knowing whom it was.

"It's about time you called," I scolded, annoyed that the person was late at calling.

"Well hi Eekens!" shrieked the voice. I shuddered, reliving just how she sounded like in person.

"Urgh…" I replied. Yes people, this was what she called me.

Morgan, my cousin, theteenager from HELLLLLLLLLLLLLZ!

Again there was this silence. Morgan, knowing I wasn't going to answer, –and the fact that she was bored- began singing a hopeless tune…literally.

"I'm young and I'm hopeless, I'm--"

"Morgan! Stop singing! Did you kidnap the girl?"

"Um…" was her pathetic reply. I slapped my forehead. She ruins all my evil, ridiculous plans.

"YOU WHAT!"

"Calm down. All I said was 'um'!"

"Let me get this to your head. Saying 'Um' usually is followed by disaster!" I yelled into the phone.

"Well she's here, I just didn't exactly kidnap her-" came my cousin's voice. My ears twitched as a heard music playing in the background. I could hear someone singing...very badly...it sounded like...Brittney Spears? o.O

"Megan…tell me exactly why Kagome is singing karaoke in the background? And badly at that point?"

Meg was caught red handed, as she scuffled, whispering, "Shhhh…Kagome turn that down and put on some…um…!"

I heard Kagome said, "But Morgy Worgy…you know how much we love singing--." I heard something clatter with something, as though a body tackled into another body…

Then…yet again…there was silence…and two incredibly annoying teenagers shouting at each other.

I began to realize after a few minutes, that I just was forgotten completely, which was a good thing since I was too busy laughing to realize if they were even talking to me.

I finally got a hold of myself and tried to finish the task.

"Anyway…can we just go on with the plan?" I said into the phone loud enough that someone was bound to hear. I recognized the voice.

"Wait! You have GOT to listen to this punk-rock song. It's so punk--"

"Morgan…could we hurry?" I retorted impatiently into the phone.

You would be annoyed to if you had to endure 'punk rockers' everyday when seeing her and especially when she's trying to converge into a 'punk rocker' when you're in the middle of a big diabolical plan!

"Fine. Don't appreciate good bands," Morgan sighed. Though she didn't know, I was sticking my tongue out, mocking her.

She then told me everything she was supposed to, and I just acted like this was the first time I heard it, nodding while writing important stuff on a post-it note and gasping when necessarily. Inuyasha turned around occasionally, going 'what?' as I just ignored him. I've decided while during my evil plan, he deserved not getting my attention. Finally, Morgan stopped talking.

"Well thanks Morgan…I'll be down there shortly. And remember. When I give the signal, you targetay the killay…got that?" I whispered in Pig Latin so Inuyasha couldn't understand, but it wasn't like he was actually paying attention to me.

" Do I have to--" she started, but she didn't finish it. She knew not to mess with me, especially since she was only five miles away from me.

I fidgeted, wanting her to say bye, but of course she wouldn't say that.

"Hold on Morg…talk to my client for a few minutes," I told her, handing the phone to Inuyasha. Inuyasha took the phone, placing it on his head like a hat. After all phones weren't invented back then. I snatched it away, explaining fully how it wasn't a hat. Handing to him yet again, he put it in his ear like it was supposed to.

I walked into the supply closet. I could still hear the conversation.

"Hello," Inuyasha said, then stopped. Of course, just what I expected, his eyes went wide.

"I sound what? You want to do WHAT with me?" His eyes very big at the moment and put the phone down yelling, "THERAPY LADY! This girl is saying perverted things to me!"

Right then I came back with sand paper in my hand, conjuring up an old way to get out of talking to someone annoying. Clasping the phone, I gently rubbed the sand paper over it.

"Morgan…kerk…I can't hear you…kerk…you're…kerk…breaking up…kkerkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk." I slammed the phone down, hanging up on her. Taking my post-it note from the conversation, I turned towards Inuyasha, who, after hearing some things he shouldn't of heard, was back the way he came in: mentally disturbed as he clutched his knees and sucked on his thumb.

"I'm very sorry Inuyasha for using you as a distraction and-- awe what the hell! I'm not!" I skipped to my desk and sat down, ready to tell him the wonderful news…or bad in his a case.

"Well Inuyasha. The girl was calling me for some good and bad news," I gleefully exclaimed, as Inuyasha didn't do anything of the sort to stop me from talking.

"Okay the good news is that the girl that was talking to you kidnapped Kagome," I started.

"WHAT! That's the GOOD NEWS!" Inuyasha yelped, snapping out of his disturbed figure and into someone who was panicking. I completely ignored his last comment, continuing on.

"The bad news is that if you don't save her by tomorrow, she'll die! Oh wait…that's the good news! Never mind. I only had good news," I gave him a cheeky grin, as he almost pulled out his hair from frustration.

He started to mumble to himself, walking around in circles like the idiot he is.

"I-I need to save Kagome," Inuyasha said proudly, putting his hand in the air triumphantly. I just sighed on how pathetic he was.

I then saw him heading for the door. Thinking quickly, I took out a trusty dagger from my drawers and threw it towards Inuyasha, striking the door. He quickly gasped.

"You're not going anywhere Inuyasha," I said darkly, bringing out another dagger as a threat.

"Feh. You're nothing compared to my—" Inuyasha started, but then yelped as his right side was without his Tetsuiga. He looked at me and then at his empty side.

"WHAT HAPPENED TO MY TETSUIGA!" he whimpered, as I smiled.

"Well Inuyasha, I didn't think you deserved the Tetsuiga, so I gave it to a friend of mine…"

Somewhere…

A little midget boy was walking with three of his friends towards his house, as they walked in union. Their steps were heard throughout the roads, daring anyone to try to challenge them to a duel.

A truck came right near them and stopped abruptly in front of them, making them bombard into each other. A slender young man came out from the truck and took out a package.

"Are you Tea?" the guy said, as three heads turned towards the girl that went by the name Tea. The young girl nodded as her bangs shook. The guy dropped the package in front of her, murmured a good day, and sped off in his truck.

"Hey Tea? What's in the package?" asked one of the guys, looking at Tea who started to open it.

She pried open the cardboard and placed her hands around the object that was covered in wrapping paper. As she started to unfold it, the shortest one from the group grabbed the card that was placed inside and started to read it.

Dear Tea,

Here's a little present from me to you. Don't worry how I got it. It's thank you for beating up Inuyasha. Say 'Wind Scar' when using it and strike the ground and your friends will be impressed!

From,

E.E.K.

After Yugi was done reading it, Tea already unwrapped the paper to reveal a big sword that looked as though as it was just polished.

"Wow!" Tea said in awe.

"It's huge!" Yugi, Joey, and Tristan yelped together.

"Let's see…she said say 'Wind Scar' and strike the ground. Here goes nothing," Tea calmly said while gripping the rim of the Tetsuiga and holding it up.

"WIND SCAR!" she yelled and threw it to the ground. As it hit, everything brightened as the sword started to form something big…straight at Yugi, Tristan, and Joey.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"


A/N: I've decided to make two parts to this particular therapy session! Will Inuyasha stop having Blue obsession? Will I ever get back to my Kagura voodooness? Will Kagome be saved? And most importantly, will Morgan ever stop being annoying? All that and more until next time!

P.S. I didn't really find this chapter very funny so I apologize because I have this really cool ending and I just need to get there…and so I could update! . I'll try not to disappear for, like, six month and try to update as soon as I get ideas. And…we could still start the suggestion box with some more ideas. Anyone think Sasuke from Naruto needs attitude adjustments? Or do you think Ichigo from Tokyo Mew Mew's too happy going? Well, send ideas people! And if you have sent ideas and I haven't done them; don't worry. It's hard to think of where I'll start and how it will end! .