Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 13: Just Fall Guys and Gals!
Part 3: The Final Wipeout

Three-part episodes?

Less likely than you think and with our weird motley crews that total up to 20, the final three rounds are going to be pretty crazy!

Sol, Carmelita, Storm Shadow and Squirrel Girl from the Rhinos.

Pit, Miko, Deadpool, Terry Bogard, Genos and Riku from the Crows.

Snake, Samus, Ram, Tanjiro, Yuri, Samurai Jack and Mystique Sonia from the Deers.

And Falco, Joseph, Eva and Arle make up the final four from the Swordfishes.

Which one team is safe and which three are not? Find out...right here and this time, I may not reply to the reviews!

(Actually, really appreciated them this time around and 1602jaw, there's more of that where Chris got it from in here and Memeking...the struggle's going to be real with this one!)


"And we are back with a challenge that Mikasa would have loved and both hated at the same time!" Chris announced. "Wall Guys!"

And the name wasn't too far off from the challenge actually was, as there was six walls that started at two metres high and each wall was one and a half metres taller than the others...leaving the final wall at a perilous ten and a half metres high.

But the finish line was on the final wall's level anyways.

"Only thirteen of you can make it and...hopefully what's outside of these walls!"

The remaining twenty went into the walled...wall-climbing area, as there was a lot of soft material on the walls and floor to not get Chris sued.

"Finally, Darkness became useless!" Arle shouted. "No offense."

"None taken. I don't know what's with her, but she's still strong." Riku taunted right back. "And didn't get saved."

"Well, then...as a fellow magician, you're gonna lose!"

"You sure?"

These two were still paying attention to the clock anyways, which had finally counted down...and the race with twenty people had got started with the spicy moves.

Storm Shadow actually carefully leapt from wall to wall, making sure that his jumps were precise and well done...and Falco tried to copy that, with his feet landing on the first and second walls.

Before falling right down in the gap between the second and the third, landing on a block in pain and Joseph actually caught up to him to drop down a second.

"Damn ninja! How the heck is he doing and how can I slap him?" Falco asked.

"Probably go fast, be invisible and have a little bit of Hamon." Joseph remarked, as the brown-haired hero smirked...as Falco got back up. "But we can beat 'em."

"Okay." Falco stated.

The two wasn't the only Swordfish in between the second and the third wall, as Eva easily got to their spot and started to push the blocks, which Joseph clicked his fingers for.

Falco didn't waste any time either, as he could see quite a few people trying to copy Storm Shadow's wall jumps to the finish and...them either working or landing top of a block.

Snake could have cared less, but he wasn't hurting by landing on top of Falco's pushing block and the bird...couldn't really see him.

Tanjiro, though, was flying straight on top of the walls with Arle using her own magic to do the same exact thing and being a bit more careful with her ice platforms...and Samurai Jack actually managed to get there quite a while ago.

And finally.

"Dang, Snake, you really think you got a free ride?" Falco asked.

"Just call it an advantage." Snake remarked...as Falco jumped on top of the big block...and then on top of him.

"Then thanks for the help." Falco scoffed at the super soldier.

"Dudes, there's one from each team making it. Not sure what that means other than life ain't fair!" Chris announced.

Falco heard that and got started on his own jump, the bird climbing up to the same position that Snake finally jumped down the other side of the wall, as Samus was pushing the higher block towards the his place.

The careful bounty hunter actually got slapped by Miko's foot, as the gamer bounced off the wall to...be real cool and take the advantage.

Besides letting Falco jump on through the blocks, taking fifth place and Snake rolling onto the block and...still getting bounced on by Miko, but he just got up like he didn't get bumped.

"Eh, could be worse." Snake got back up, bracing for the jump. "Having a limb blown off sucks."

And he climbed back up to the ledge, as Samus was already long gone...and Squirrel Girl was also at the finish line, Samurai Jack was watching Tanjiro's odd breathing techniques.

*Samus' confessional*

She was entirely stone-faced.

"When you put it like that, life really isn't fair. I already know that, so you should too, clearly." Samus stated, as though she could care less.

*Confessional cut*

It had only been two minutes and already eight of the thirteen spots for the fifth round was already filled and Snake was clearly working on getting at least one of them.

"How are you this good at parkour?" Snake asked.

"Don't ask me questions, we're in the middle of-" Pit started to say, before Snake just rolled onto a already pushed block. "-Hey, you weren't even willing to listen my answer!"

"I was, but now I'm not." Snake stated from right there.

Pit and Snake were having a competition of their own, as Sol Badguy was doing things double time with the impressive jumps...the three of them not being the only ones poised to make it.

But they were packed into a space that was just big enough to shit to hit the fan collectively, as the three of them were in the middle of the penultimate and the final wall...and were both seeing some weird stuff.

Mostly Deadpool hopping on top of Pit mid-jump to land into the finish line...as the guy realised that he put in some conflict and Pit knew of the footstool.

"Alright, we've got the top nine in two minutes!" Chris announced. "But it's not over yet!"

*Pit's confessional*

"Is he seriously that starved for screentime? Because I swear if he does that again...I'm going to tell that he sucks a bit!" Pit declared subtly, only slightly incensed. "Honestly, aside from being really annoying, there's nothing wrong with him."

*Confessional cut*

And there was three more spots and Terry Bogard just so happened to be a slightly more advantageous position than the other two...just by being on top of a really high block.

Terry actually gave a dutiful high five to Pit, as the angel was definitely in some climbing trouble and...in tears.

"You good?" Terry asked in obvious confusion.

"Yeah, just go on. We're just gamer friends!" Pit shouted, as Terry got onto taking the final spot.

"I didn't say anything." Terry said with confusion. "...Man, love hurts."

"It really does!" Miko declared. "Which ours ain't, but it does."

Sol actually managed jump quite a bit earlier...but then realised something important, as Carmelita tagged his own hand to pass to the final round.

Terry, Eva and Carmelita were the trio that made the final three spots, as the fifth round is actually over and those three along with the other ten players were at the finish line to make it to another day.

"Alright, we've got our 14 and they are ready and willing to avoid their marshmellowy fate for their team!" Chris shouted, as Chef was definitely not feeling this round. "And after the next round, 8 of you will be fighting for gold!"

"Fuck yeah, there's gold!" Eva yelled from the stands, loud enough for Chris to hear. "Still not worth it."

Sol and Carmelita were looking at each other, their thumbs sideways for whatever teamwork plan that they cooked up...being engaged and ready..as Storm Shadow crossed his arms.

*Storm Shadow's confessional*

He...still had a mask on.

"I do not care what they plan to do...as long as this team gains victory, it will be worth it." The calm ninja stated with some ferocity. "Anyone who decides to stand in the way of the plan will have problems on their hands."

*Confessional cut*


Pit was still very sad, as Miko and they were trying to hide it pretty badly...as the two of them were walking towards the next course.

Sol and Carmelita were the duo that were working their own strategy, as they had a confident smirk on their faces.

"Look, my skills and your skills are very different and I'm thinking that your skills are better for the other two whatever rounds. I'm not exactly going out for dumb reasons, I'm still a weapons expert and a fighter." Sol remarked.

"That's not a bad idea, Fredrick, but considering every option...that makes a lot of sense." Carmelita said, actually thinking about it.

"Yeah, you've got some experience running around and all of that good stuff, Carmelita." Sol stated. "Your detective work would be surprisingly useful in here."

"...It would not." Carmelita said. "Not in this challenge, Fredrick. At least I asked."

"Yeah, you better have fucking asked."

Those two may have had a conversation, but it was being watched by the least reliable man on the team, which one of them...abhored and stumbled from a bush.

Sol and Carmelita were looking at him.

*Coachman's confessional with some injury*

He was also not in the mood.

"Clearly, I'm getting off on the wrong foot. But I do know that his name is Fredrick Bulsara, which is really good for something that I'm about to do, you...reasonable people." Coachman remarked with a calm smile. "How does he use so much power with one sword?"

*Confessional cut*

The penultimate round was here and it was definitely...a challenge, though it was not the most palpatable or safe...and it contained the worst obstacle to even run into...

...rings that you have to be airborne to pass through.

"Welcome to the penultimate round AKA Snow Fall, where you guys jump through rings...some of which are harder to get through than others!" Chris announced. "Bronze rings net you 1, silver nets you 3 and gold gets you 5 points! And you need 15 to move on to the eight-man final round. That's it!"

"Hold on...that's not how it goes in the game!" Miko complained.

"Would want you slide on some ice...and jump and break your legs?" Eva asked, getting closer and closer towards the purple-haired gamer.

"No, but it depends on the cash!"

"...Okay."

"Yo, ice melts." Chris made sure that the contestants were barely paying attention. "GO!"

The course was just one slope that goes down all of the way...complete with three sets of gold, silver and bronze-coloured rings and the final set just leads into the same lake.

And, of course, the rings spin on the soft board, making for opportunities to mix things up in an impressive way...which Carmelita took great advantage of, by doing an impressive jump.

But she only managed to hit the silver ring and rolled continously into a bronze ring and then she managed to stand back up, trying to jump into the gold ring and still sliding down the slope.

Where as the ninja precisely knew when to jump at the gold rings...though he may have missed gold once, he was on track to get the majority of the points on one go.

And he obviously did, as Carmelita landed on the watger through a silver ring.

"Could be much worse." Carmelita remarked. "Not bad for an first attempt."

"...This is unworthy of ninja such as me." Storm Shadow stated, only having 13 points...out of the total 15 and immediately swimming.

Carmelita was dumb struck by the ninja's arrogance...as Tanjiro actually heard the ninja's sword and joined the confused fox, who just went back to swimming.

"Damn, guess who's winning on their first try?" Chris announced, which got Tanjiro more motivated than ever to win. "Squirrel Girl, apparently!"

"Hey, the name's Doreen!" Squirrel Girl declared, as the brown-haired superhero waved to her surprised team. "Hey, I'm pretty capable of winning this challenge too!"

While Squirrel Girl took the first spot out of seven, Eva, Tanjiro, Miko, Terry, Deadpool and Falco were gunning themselves for the tough competition especially since all of them were pretty close to making it.

And Storm Shadow was tired of dealing with incomptents in his eyes, the ninja getting right back into the swing of things...with Samus taking her third leap of faith.

Right into her third golden ring.

"Mission complete." Samus stated. "Well, that was easy."

"It really was, huh?" Snake poked from under the water. "The hell kinda boots do you have?"

"The kind that grips onto things." Samus remarked, gaining a sly smile.

"...Never mind." Snake didn't look impressed, getting right back to going up.

"And Samus nabs the second spot and of course, Storm Shadow is third for once!" Chris announced. "And he does not look excited about that, but there's still four more to go!"

Miko, Deadpool and Genos were definitely a trio to be reckoned with, even on this challenge that would make it hard to do that, as they were all helping each other to take up the best rings.

Storm Shadow wasn't really moping, just wondering how these players from the other worlds were so strong...and how he could defeat them, but Miko just threw a shuriken at him.

And immediately regretted it with her getting a shuriken in her back.

"Huh, didn't hurt that much." Miko stated, just picking it out. "Weak!"

"Right now, we do not need to get distracted." Genos was backflipping through a silver ring while shouting that.

Miko was actually standing there for a moment, as Deadpool was really making some quick work of the challenge with his skills and flexing for the audience out there...but not before making one final announcement.

"Listen, I know that I have not been in this fanfic for many words, but I can say one thing...Genos...how to beat the competition and so do I!" Deadpool yelled, about to jump into the final gold ring. "Styling on the haters and having one liners!"

And he did just that...completely nail the challenge, as Samurai Jack was taking some words from Snake, who was still trying for the finale and watching the rings carefully.

"Deadpool takes a solid fourth place and there's...still a ton of people that could break through!" Chris announced. "But there's only four and fourth place hit the ring!"

Deadpool then smashed his face into the wall of the golden ring, as Genos looked shocked at the hurt and there was a whole lot of cringing at the wall hitting smash.

"Hey, it's not serious! I've been through worse this season." Deadpool remarked.

Genos then went back to trying to go for silver with Miko also trying to go for silver as well and since they had the same exact idea, they also hit...

...each other's sides and they managed to spin each other out of the points scale.

Meanwhile, Samurai Jack was carefully and considerately

"Damn...my team's going to end up in a compliation! Can you stand your butts up, at the very least?" Deadpool, seeing some confident thumbs up. "Then I will support your butts!"

"My butt's not having a good time!" Miko shouted, trying to swim back into the beginning. "But I'm alive as hell!"

"And fifth place is finally taken by a certain calm samurai!" Chris announced, as Tanjiro just casually swam back and carried Miko. "And there's three more spots and nine more people and any three of them could make it."

Eva and Terry were especially boosted by that announcement, as they just went through the challenge like it wasn't a big deal...despite only having 12 each and fighting with each other without a single punch.

"Falco made it in sixth, so the Swordfishes aren't really out...yet!"

"Damn, you're as mediocre as your team is." Eva smirked, as she leapt for the golden ring.

"Damn, I can't believe how wrong you are." Terry remarked, spinning his hat around.

And they both got going to avoid losing, having only one single jump to get their silver and their jumps were strong...just strong enough to get through the silver rings and complete the challenge.

"And Terry and Eva make it to the finale, yeah! Love kinda lost today!" Chris announced, as Snake just shrugged for the loss and Miko was saying stuff through gritted teeth. "And finally, Terry, Eva, Falco, Samurai Jack, Samus, Storm Shadow, Deadpool and Doreen make it to the finale!"

"That's my fake name!" Squirrel Girl lied, as though anyone brung it up.

Tanjiro just looked up at Samurai Jack, who didn't really feel too happy about his potential victory.

"If it makes you feel better, you deserve it more! Also...you look like an historical demon slayer." Tanjiro stated, very grinning.

"Thank you. That's...surprisingly close to what I do." Samurai Jack accepted the compliment. "Wait, what do you do?"

"I focus on the breathing techniques to cut demon's heads off. That's really it." Tanjiro struggled to explain to a sure samurai.

*Samurai Jack's confessional*

He finally looked like he understood something.

"So, he doesn't breathe water? Well, that is good because I don't know how he would slay demons with that." Samurai Jack said. "...Aside from town-destroying waves of water."

*Confessional cut*


It was time for the final round and it was going to be...none of the iconic ones, because there was budget cuts, lights and more importantly, a maze that could be considered a lost temple.

If you squinted at it hard enough, as there was so many traps that were book-ended by dead ends and questionable sections that made it obvious that where the host with the most's priorities were.

And all of the contestants were just giving their best "can't wait to get done with this." expression, as they were sitting right at the start of the multi-sectional maze.

"Are you guys ready to deal with the Lost Temple from Fall Guys?! Because I added quite a few things to make it...an Total Drama original and honestly, these touches are going to make it super hard!" Chris laughed, if only because there was already some moves in some sections.

"What the fuck, there's a soft sawblade. It's still a sawblade!" Squirrel Girl complained, as Deadpool was plain surprised at the stuff inside the move.

"Yeah, but it's non injuring, campers!" Chris announced. "And one team's going to take the crown and avoid elimination. Come on, get excited!"

"This actually looks like a intense maze." Samurai Jack said, as Samus didn't look too sad about it.

"Heh, can't wait for this to go crazy!" Eva remarked.

"Ready...Go!"

The eight players had one more round to own this challenge and immediately, some of them were noticing that the walls were slippery and ridiculously tall...and the first section had the speedy metal wheel that got called a sawblade.

Eva actually threw Squirrel Girl onto the wheel that went at speed, but that only helped the superhero lady with the two buckteeth and...of course, Squirrel Girl flew towards one of the potential walls.

Though the kick was well-intended, it did not break the wall...and the fastest of them all, Storm Shadow went through the straight path and smashed through to another obstacle.

The white-clothed ninja found himself and a whole bunch of others in a spinning disc with a cylinder in the middle and immediately, he hopped left to go with the spin and managed to get a breakthrough.

"No way, we're still in this!" Falco declared. "...Eva, you're coming too."

"I KNOW!" Eva yelled.

Eva actually got some payback on the spinning disc, rotating several times during that time before the bird grabbed her onto the next section...and hilariously, they both noticed that Storm Shadow was kind of stuck in a mini-pit and there was a broken wall.

"Nice one." Eva remarked, as Falco scoffed at the ninja.

The two of them hopped around onto the open path...as did Storm Shadow, who actually got unstuck already.

"Don't flatter yourself." Storm Shadow said, coming in with a straight kick.

It hit where it needed to, as Falco took it and Eva ran for the goal, as the ninja was ahead of them specifically.

The others were making good use of their sense of direction, some of them smashing into more hard walls than others and weirdly enough, Samurai Jack and Squirrel Girl were both on point.

Mostly because they were a bit faster than the other players, who were already plenty fast on the uptake.

Whatever that meant didn't matter going into the first section that had open split paths and an open space...which meant that these guys didn't stop going fast.

Samurai Jack may have sprinted across the simple square...but it turned out to have rising spikes on the floor and Squirrel Girl was shocked.

*The samurai's wise confessional*

The guy looked understandably displeased.

"He really does like spikes, even it helps no-one. I sense a lot of evil in this host, despite being only human." Samurai Jack said, not that surprised. "At least there's a lot of good people to be with."

*Confessional cut*

It was like the two of them were barely leading the path, as Squirrel Girl was quickly followed by Terry, Falco and Deadpool...and Samurai Jack had the rest of them.

"This maze race is getting a little bit like a lost temple...with the walls!" Chris announced. "And it only gets harder from here!"

"I do not like the sound of that." Deadpool remarked. "Squirrel Girl, slow down a bit. We teamed up that...bunch of times, so we're cool!"

"This is Total Drama, so we're technically not." Squirrel Girl remarked, before seeing the walls do their thing. "What the-"

"-fuck. Slow down for your friends."

The four runners were sprinting towards the end of the section, just trying to survive in this wild place and of course, they all managed to get through the square.

Deadpool and Squirrel Girl were just giving each other some awkward eyes, as they were running through more traps with Eva ending up ahead (don't ask, there was a mine jump.)

"How do you even do that?!" Deadpool yelled. "Random bullshit."

"Probably. Couldn't care less because your butt's done!" Eva declared, as she did a swing kick towards the regenerating jokester.

"I have some strong hands and legs."

The four of them were running towards the end and it was real close, despite there being more than a few trap walls that caused some pain to a few people in particular.

Terry was the most behind, but it was not by much...as Eva was still struggling to catch up to the other two, who were doing something a little experimental.

Climbing up the slippery walls and the two of them tried their best to be mad at each other, but they were just too competitive to care.

*Deadpool's confessional*

The merc with a mouth looked deep in thought.

"So, I had a theory. The author might be making stuff up as he goes, but also...these walls aren't unclimbable no matter how much oil that Chris puts on it! And my theory's looking good!" Deadpool relaxed his own slippery hands that forced him into an uncomfortable position.

*Confessional cut*

And of course, once they reached the top of the walls and onto the walled sections, there was only one place that could be seen that had an actual roof.

"Genius move, Deadpool!" Squirrel Girl growled. "I'm trying to prove something to Azula."

"Uh, why?" Deadpool asked...as the superhero lady looked smug.

"Because my team is kinda...messed up."

"Can't relate, because my team's fine." Deadpool stated.

The two of them just hopped along the walls into the same random walled section, before realising one thing that Chris was about to announce.

"For the record, there's four people in the final room, ready to get the Final Crown!" Chris announced. "Will it be Storm Shadow, Samurai Jack, Falco or Samus?"

Deadpool sighed, as Squirrel Girl had a cheeky smile.


Though the Crows were down and out for the count, the other three teams had their shot in the Crown Climb, as even Storm Shadow had some difficulties getting through it.

The other two were not having an easy time either, but Falco's jumping provess proved strong in these high platforms and ladders that were only touched.

It was the hot-feathered bird against the traitourous ninja and though the ninja still eeked out in the end, the bird did one last jump to try and claim the crown.

It was going to be close...sort of.

Really close, as they both grabbed the crown at around the same time.

"Storm Shadow just abouts takes the win for his team! Good try, Falco, but your team's going to the elimination zone."

"Uh, since when is Chris' eyes that good?" Falco asked.

"Since you need to take your loss." Storm Shadow said.

Samus and Samurai Jack didn't look too happy being halfway up.

Squirrel Girl had a smirk from the top, while Deadpool groaned.

Terry Bogard put his hat down and Eva was trying to swing at him.

"Rhinos, you guys get the best food...in here and no voting! The rest of you teams, see you in the Elimination Ceremony!" Chris announced. "Chef, this was a wild episode with a wild conclusion! What do you have to all of that?"

"...Are you sure it wasn't a tie?" Chef asked.

"Nope. The crown's got touch sense, Chef."

"Oh, okay. At least it makes my job easier."

The co-host forgot to whisper the last part, which prompting Chris to put on his best smug grin.

"Speaking of jobs, you've got a lot of mouths to feed."

Chef sighed, as his thankless duty continued on and he left the all stone announcer's box with Chris ready to do one last thing, still with the headset on.

"Oh yeah, more Total Drama where that came from. After the break!"


To be continued in the final part of the game show-ish episode with the votes, eliminations and all that good stuff and I promise that the next part will be shorter!