Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 13: Just Fall Guys and Gals!
Part 4: Crown Games, Crown Shame

The shame? Having to vote someone off and this time, it's a little bit less obvious…or not.

I'm really planning to have this be a shorter chapter for good reasons. (There ain't enough words for this town and I kinda want to update the first three or four episodes, due to that.)

But that update's a long way away, because we've got votes and stuff!


"And we are back with the Rhino's high-quality, non-vomit inducing feast of victors and victory ladies!" Chris just outside of the cafeteria, as there was a bit of vomit shot out. "Really!"

That actually came from Sandy and Terry, who had enough of Chef's intentionally bad cuisine for one day and also Soma, who was disgusted.

"Hey, Chef Hatchet. I know you can cook better than this-" Soma tried to ask, before Sandy slapped him hard. "-Does everybody do that in Texas."

"Does he care about whatever you're doing?" Sandy asked.

"Well, I'm a Totsuki member, so he probably should." Soma said with a smirk. "Plus I heard-"

"We've got bigger issues than your fancy cook-off! Who do we vote for?" Sandy said, as Soma was putting his own thinking cap on and the squirrel was just eating...whatever Chef made.

There was a lot of eyes that were looking at the red-haired chef himself, as he looked aloof about his potential vote...besides Mikasa, who was willing to put herself out there and Noah, who was backing her up.

And the looks from those two suggested that the vote was not going to be liked, as they were in another part of the cafeteria.

"How about Judy?" Noah asked, getting a incredulous look. "I mean she hasn't really done anything aside from pick something up from the Rhinos."

"Gonna be honest, why would I?" Judy just stepped forward to Noah, stone-faced.

"What are you going to do with it?" Noah stated.

"Have you seen the team lately? They're kinda messed up, even despite the wins and keeping your information until when it's important is kinda what I do."

Judy wasn't even wrong, as despite the win...the two-alliance madness was still keeping up the Rhinos' tension and she still got the questionable look from Noah.

"Serious-"

"Hold on, Noah...what do you have on them?" Mikasa asked, as Judy was suddenly looking so interested.

"Uh...he runs a donkey selling business by turning people into donkeys and weirdly enough, he's got interest in a whole bunch of people." Judy explained, finally getting to drop a secret quietly. "Mostly for alliance, but some-"

Noah and Mikasa looked both freaked out (even a Titan slayer would raise some eyebrows at Judy's news.) and Tiny Tina looked interested in things.

"-Let's just vote for someone easy and be done with it." Mikasa said, a bit freaked out.

"I want this to be some absolute bullshit so bad...but the evidence hates me." Noah said, trying to keep up the monotone.

*Judy's confessional*

The rabbit was a little bit sweaty, but she had a cool smile on her face.

"I think I opened up this case in ways that I don't want to. Actually, I don't want to open this case in this part of the competition, but they seem like people who keep things secret."

*Confessional cut*

On the other teams, Eva, Falco and Joseph were giving a certain lady the side-eye, as Arle was trying to keep things serious about her loss and Amelia was surprised to get the side-eyes from them and Arle.

And also, there was one obvious candidtate on the Deers, even past the all of the ladies' craziness, the nature loving, Catalina trying to make an obvious move and Tanya having the schemingn grin.

Mostly because she was getting some weird looks and trying to get past that.

"Guys, why are you looking at me like that?" Uraraka asked.

"Because your ass is going to be grass soon. I can predict that." Riley remarked, as Uraraka was plain shocked.

"What the hell you can't just say that."

"Yeah, I can!"

As the two of them were arguing, Ram and Tanya were just sipping some of that contraband (read: Chef's tea.) and not caring about the lessened state of their team.

And they already had someone to vote out.

*Samus' confessional*

The blonde soldier didn't look too dissatisified with something.

"Put it this way, what has this guy done other than say a bunch of funny lines and be redundant?" Samus asked. "It's probably the least surprising suggestion that Tanya has made, probably for good reason."

*Confessional cut*


The now familiar announcement was made.

"Amelia, Arle, Eva, Joseph, Leshawna and Basil of the Swordfishes, get to the elimination ceremony! Same things goes with Snufkin, Aisling, Uraraka, Ram, Luigi and Tanjiro from the Deers! Don't think I forgot about Tiny Tina, Papyrus, Shego, Kyo, Michiru and Gum, you Crows!"

And they were at the elimination ceremony, some less surprised than others at the way that the votes went for them and there was eighteen seats...and fifteen marshmellows, as usual in this super-season.

"What?! How did I get so many votes?" Luigi asked. "Is it-"

"I don't know." Tanjiro said. "I have been going all around the campsite, though."

"That's not a big deal." Luigi whispered.

There was a strong clap coming from a certain green-skinned villain, as she was just waiting for the potential votes and Chris had entered the area.

"Thank you! Your team has cast the votes and those votes had lead you guys to the elimination ceremony. Whatever reason you guys, the marshmellows of safety await most of you!"

Chris had a pretty big plate of marshmellows.

"However, three of you, one from each losing team, will walk on the Dock of Shame...to be shot off by the Sling-Yacht of Shame!" Chris announced. "Never to come back...ever!"

The contestants were really swept by the host's words.

"Papyrus, Aisling and Basil, you all have one vote each from your team, not enough to eliminate!"

The three of them were snatching their marshmellow, as the mouse detective was looking at it suspiciously and the nature lover just ate it quite immediately.

"Are you serious, what did I do?!" Gum shouted.

"I don't know...probably being mean to HUMANS!" Papyrus declared, as the angry skeleton was looking at her.

"Okay."

After the silence, the contestants were making the best of their silence...trying to ease the tension from the potential votes that could have came from anyone.

"Kyo, Luigi and Eva, you three share having two votes from your team and you also share...having a marshmellow."

"Finally! I bet that I'm a threat in this competition!" Kyo exclaimed, as he missed nabbing the sweet treat that Eva didn't want.

"Trust me, you're just hopped up on one challenge." Eva actually gave the marshmellows to Luigi, still snarling at the green banana for show.

Kyo just scoffed at Eva, ready to make his point.

"If I'm not a threat, then you're not one either."

Eva just swallowed her anger, as Kyo took in the solace of a given marshmellow back from Luigi and the silence crept back into the situation.

Because the votes weren't even over and there was a whole lot of surprises that were coming in already and the surprises were not done yet.

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"Tiny Tina, Uraraka and Leshawna...you three also has two votes from your team and you also get a bunch of marshmellows!"

"FINALLY! I don't know what took y'all so long!" Leshawna shouted, finally grabbing the marshmellow and the black woman was shaking her booty.

"Yeah, you shake that booty!" Tina declared...which actually stopped the booty shaking. "Come on, I'm liking the booty shake!"

Michiru and Gum were looking at each other like they were crazy, as the votes weren't really supposed to go like this.

Uraraka was looking at Ram, who kept cool about the votes, the two of them putting their thumbs up and winking for reasons.

Reasons that will be revealed really soon.

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"Shego, you have three votes from your team. Ram, you also have three votes...and Joseph, you've only got two votes. All three of you..."

The three of them were a little bit scared of what the host was going to say-

"...have marshmellows to mark your stay."

"Geez, I wonder who wanted to vote me off." Shego remarked, as she took the marshmellows. "...You know what, I really need to know for reasons."

"Uh, I...do not know what you're talking about." Michiru was sweating at Shego's proclaimation.

"Really, so what about this random piece of paper?" Shego said, as Michiru willingly gave it to her.

"What about it? You can read it." Michiru answered, as the beastman teen saw the reaction that came from the villainous sidekick.

She did not feel too bad about it.

Ram and Joseph just silently pumped their fist at their safety.

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"Tanjiro, no..." Luigi was about to cry.

"It's okay, Luigi, I'm so glad that I worked as hard as I could!" Tanjiro exclaimed, a bunch of tears coming out silently.

"Tanjiro and Snufkin."

The young Puyo mage was just looking at the cat that sat right next to her with a serious look, as Amelia knew that she got her eliminating vote.

"Arle and Amelia."

Gum was seriously looking at the transforming tanuki teen, who was smiling for some obvious reasons.

"Michiru and Gum."

The tension could really be felt in the air, as the six of them were sure that their name could be sent home and only one of you looked like he could care less.

"All of you have at least three votes. All of you have screwed up once...besides Amelia. Only three of you have stay in the game and be campers! And the other three are about to have an unfun boat ride." Chris announced, as Amelia actually had something to say...judging by the raised hand.

"The three that are eliminated are..."

Arle was actually nervously looking at the cat lady, who might have figured out something.

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"...Gum..."

Gum was plain shocked, as Shego and Michiru attempt to high-five from quite the distance.

"...Snufkin..."

Tanjiro should have been happy at his marshmellow catch, but he then immediately did one thing to Snufkin.

"...and Amelia."

Arle actually felt bad about how the eliminations went, as Amelia didn't look shocked about her elimination and she might have also figured that same thing out.

"...You were set up?!" Arle yelled.

"Yes. Do not worry about me, though, for you've got a lot of challenges left to get past whoever set this situation up." Amelia explained. "Let's just say that they are not as discreet as they think."

"Well, who?!"

"The visibility was terrible, though, so you should figure it out yourself." Amelia stated, before whispering. "Don't get angry, because they will send you home as well."

"...Dang, I guess it do be like that, sometimes." Arle remarked.

Tanjiro was just hugging Snufkin, before letting him go for a second.

"Whoa, whoa, it's been fun, are you okay?" Snufkin just waved at the demon slayer. "Just kidding, see you...whenever."

"...See you, Snufkin." Tanjiro waved them goodbye.

"Okay, we've got a schedule to keep up with!" Chris announced. "Let's just get you guys eliminated!"

Snufkin went onto the deck, as Amelia went patiently and Gum was still stewing with anger and thinking about things.


The three eliminated contestants were standing on the Dock of Shame, seeing that all of their fellow contestants were there to wave them goodbye...besides an obvious few that voted them off.

Shego and Michiru, hilariously, were not there for some reason.

"Well, any last words to them?"

"Damn, Shego and Michiru, you voted me off, but you two have some seriously small brains. Nobara, kick a lot of butt for me. Judy, suck my ass. The rest of you are okay." Gum explained, still very angry...and putting that into words.

"Damn, I fuck with the lot of you." Snufkin stated, which some of the contestants got. "You're really okay."

"You should know that I think all of you have the potential to win. Some have much more than others, but that is the fact of life." Amelia answered. "And some are more willing to do things for the win than others."

"Okay, see ya!"

Of course, they got kicked into the Sling-Yacht...as their luggage was in it already and three more have left the island through an impressively unsafe and speedy way.

"Wow, that was a whole lot to that elimination! Finally, the drama comes back in full force and I promise you, we've got a lot more of that on the next episode of..."

Chris just had to put some space in between the words.

"...Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!"


To be continued in the unlucky thirteenth challenge in the west, where things are about to get a bit...horror-y!

Luckily, Gojo Satoru is there to spectate and some of their foes also show up rather unexpectedly and due to obvious reasons, these contestants are both going to have to bring crosses, axes, nails and random-ass techniques...

...that need to be announced, so that they're stronger!

Next time, Jujutsu Kaisen, collecting spirits, avoid that mumbo jumbo and honestly, it is going to be...one of the episodes.


And now for them votes:

As for Snufkin, as much as I kinda like him, I probably should watch more episodes of Moomin and also...he's not really unique in the characters that don't give a single fuck. (Hell, one of them's part of the main story.)

Gum, despite her almost winning in the basket challenge, kinda put her rude attitude out there and doesn't really have any ridiculous skills. (Couldn't really fit her in the story.)

Amelia, though.

It was both her time to go (A calm strategist really sticks out) and a time for some odd votes that may or may not blow into something big. Besides, I kinda liked her in Treasure Planet, so I don't mind her going home here.


Wow, this is short and honestly, the next episode will start with...that moment.