Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 14: Spooky Islands?
Part 1: Todo Spiritual Madness.
Hamfisted reference to Aoi Todo aside (he's pretty cool), this is the challenge where things are going to be a little bit different and strange!
Not only because of the Swordfishes having some interesting players and interesting things happening within the Crows, but because the winning team, in spite of the win, is absolutely not in a good state.
And oddly enough, it's because of the crazy crossover shenanigans that Deadpool actually likes and also, some other things.
But for now, it's time for the drama you probably have been waiting and oh yeah, there might even be an Anniversary chapter.
"Last time on Total Drama, there was a Fall Guys challenge, basically coming back full circles and man, was there was a lot of fails in there! Falls, flops, smashes and an actual push, you name it, there was a ton of fails!"
There was, of course, footage of the first three rounds.
"And fails were equalled by the insane moves of some of the players, Samurai Jack almost winning it for the consistently losing Deers! However, Storm Shadow, owned almost every round in this challenge and guaranteed his team's safety!"
Samurai Jack, Storm Shadow, Miko and Falco smashing the challenge were probably shown.
"The losing teams' drama may have be hidden, but these eliminations were not! The Swordfishes' Amelia, the Deers' Snufkin and the Crows' Gum were eliminated, some to the co-campers' gasps!"
The three eliminated contestants were shown...before it cut to Chris just covered in fog.
"But that was then. Now we're getting all spirit-y up in here and it is really foggy to see what's up!" Chris said, as an intern turned the fog machine off. "Who's going to get taken? Who's going to survive? And who's going to cleanse all this drama? Find out, right now...on Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!"
If there was an intro, it would take up too many words anyways.
- Reigen Arataka (probably.)
The morning after the vote, there was three players that were the main cause down to Amelia's elimination and this time, it was because of their competitiveness or willing-ness to do some dirty deeds.
Done dirt cheap, too, as there wasn't much convincing needed to make Heavy and Eva useful to the vote...and Khun thought that despite Arle's sudden knowledge, that this was going to be a self-owning challenge.
Speaking of those three, they were in the middle of a random cabin that had some good lights and the generally rustic feel minus the beds together.
"Serious question. Why would you accuse Amelia of planning that?!" Eva shouted. "Pretty boy's right there."
"Like it or not, pretty boy is no threat." Heavy said.
"I mean, it's technically true, despite probably keeping a mental list of weaknesses." Khun remarked with a smug grin. "And..."
There was some dead air that the certain angry girl was willing to fill.
"That's a heavy despite." Eva said, not really mad. "Wait, you think that I like him as a teammate."
The other two looked at her.
"I do as a teammate. I would still punch his face and personality!"
Heavy and Khun were both a little bit shocked.
"Really? We're both of similar minds." Khun stated, as he had quite the scheming look on his face. "And what about your fellow runners?"
"Leshawna and Ryuko? They're okay." Eva smiled. "What's your game, other pretty boy?"
"They should be..."
Those two managed to run into the same cabin and were shocked to see that the trio together...mostly for fitness reasons.
"...Welcome to the club."
"What club? You force us together." Heavy stated, matter-of-factly, as Ryuko punched a hole in the wall. "...Oh."
Everyone that was in the cabin was looking at the exiled prince like he had commited some serious crime, as the guy was just trying to calm down silently.
Mostly with the cloned Chris Head that disappeared and the four of them definitely noticed something interesting.
"Alright, what do you want, dipshit?" Ryuko asked.
"Hey, hey, that's no way to talk to a teammate. You guys just have to hear me out today." Khun answered, as the four of them were still giving him looks of suspicion. "...All of us should vote together, if we all agree on someone to vote off. That's it."
"That's it? Really...don't talk that bullshit." Ryuko cracked her fists.
"If I wanted to talk bull, I'd choose someone." Khun stated, guarding with his mysterious suitcase. "And that's if we lose, which I'm planning to not do!"
"Come on, girl, it's not worth it." Leshawna said, actually holding back a calmer Ryuko. "My butt ain't tired yet."
Khun smirked, as the other four contestants left him in the cabin...not fully trusting the guy, but at least expecting him to not do some sabotage.
*Eva's confessional*
She looked a little bit tusled.
"Fuck...I should not tell her about my vote, because she's going to kill me literally." Eva crossed her arms. "Not like I care."
*Ryuko's confessional*
Ryuko was actually wearing some different clothes...some would say they were alive.
"The reason why I'm mad? I can't trust that snitch...I swear I saw him doing something with the other guy. Don't care how the cat got voted out, I get the feeling he'd sell my ass out!" Ryuko complained.
"Ryuko, it's not wise to deal with him like that. He's probably telling the truth...now." Senketsu added.
"Well, yeah. If he does some dumb shit, though, I'm kicking his ass personally."
*Confessional cut*
In other news, Hank and Soma were having a bit of a cooking contestants, propane grill to butane grill, because...someone managed to find some grills and surprisingly, some meat.
Oh yeah, it was also night time on a day where there would normally be a challenge and some were suspicious about this.
"Gonna be honest, if it's this challenge. You two cooking would be a giant target for...I'm going to assume spirits." Noah remarked.
"Look as much as we're in some competition, I bet you guys have not tasted Texan meat." Hank was cooking for everyone. "Soma, you're gonna see why propane tastes better."
"As long as it's barbeque, I think I know who's winning." Soma was smirking, cooking up some Japanese-style BBQ...with his own weirdly amazing touches.
"...I'm not betting on anything, but Chris rehashing another challenge." Noah just looked at the BBQ madness.
"And what's with the lack of popcorn. These guys took all of it!" Deadpool yelled from his own good seat.
Hilariously enough, there was only horror movies and only some of the best were in there...and they shared a different theme this time around, as some spirits were in there.
Most of the camp were watching it on the bleachers and most of them were spooked, especially with certain people hiding under it.
"Man, this is...scary!" Rock exclaimed, as he was trying to hold Clover. "And heavy."
"I know...but seeing someone move like that...gave the heebie-jeebies!" Clover was right into Rock's hands. "I wonder where Pit and Miko are, though?"
They were hanging out behind the bleachers in a very secret place...shaking in fear and trying to be cool.
"...Weird-AAAH!" Rock yelled, seeing another body rise up again...basically walking like a zombie in the movie. "That guy's alive again!"
Snake and Samus were just trying to be more not scared, even with a bit of fear in their hearts from the movie and others were silent, kinda knowing how these movies weren't real.
*Basil's confessional*
The mouse detective tried to look not scared.
"Is this what the future is? Horror novels put into pictures? There could be much better uses for these moving pictures!" Basil complained. "Still not as scary as the old man breathing down my neck."
*Confessional cut*
Deadpool was eating some popcorn with Shego and Mikasa, as Giovanni was trying to look as fearless as he could like most of the contestants would...but somehow worse.
Azula and her gang were attempting to not show fear and it was working, as Squirrel Girl somehow managed to get her cashew nuts through her squirrels, whose eyes were covered.
Tifa and Carmelita were both trying to sit through this...which was pretty easy for them, for they were interested in the movie's story about a woman and a man seperated by malicious spirits willing to dig up century-old grudges.
Tanjiro's fear face said everything, as Aisling and Robyn wasn't there for obvious reasons...and Piccolo just sighed as he had to take care of the demon slayer.
Mai, Yuri and Kasumi were doing the hidden reunion of the Womens' Team from KOF 96, trying to appreciate all of the scares, the romance and the poorly done practical effects...
...under the glaring eyes of Ram, who was not scared.
And finally, Basil was actually being watched by Coachman, who was trying to put some scares on him...himself and it was really odd to see.
"AAAHHHH!"
"Damn, Pinstripe, that was quite the girly scream!" Dante remarked, as he nabbed a bag of popcorn. "I believe you owe me something."
"Whoa, whoa, that...technically doesn't count." Pinstripe just put his hands up.
"...Pay up, weasel man." Dante just snatched the twenty dollars from Pinstripe.
"It's on TV, so I woulda been called a pussy for not paying." Pinstripe stated.
The two of them just shared a look, as they were still watching the conclusion to this long, long movie...and then looked back at their alliance leader, whose eyes were glowing.
Basil just moved away, scoffing at his adversary.
*Pinstripe's confessional*
The potoroo was...weirdly nervous.
"What's up with him. His eyes are glowing green, I swear his hair stood up a bit. It was like he got possessed or something...which I'm ruling out, because this guy's...insane both ways." Pinstripe remarked.
*Confessional cut*
There was a air of calm as the movie ended, but it was really short-lived...as the screams of fear came out and annoyed literally everyone else who was just watching the movie.
Hilariously enough, the other alliance in the Rhinos were having a bit of a moment...as there was another weird trio that also had a moment.
"Damn, that was...only pretty good." Kasumi remarked. "I really appreciate the story about those ladies, but at the same time, though, where's the blood?"
"...Since when are you a horror connoisseur?" Mai asked, bumping the now nervous aikido practitioner.
"You were there, come on! I'm a movie lover." Kasumi stated.
"Yeah, Mai." Yuri said, looking towards Ram. "When she saw that one movie, I swear she accidental spoiled a major twist."
"And I apologise...again." Kasumi said. "Wait, you're not even on my team?"
"And I'm not allowed to do the talk, hmm?" Yuri declared sassily.
The four of them were quiet, as Yuri and Ram were just watching for anyone else that was coming in...besides Kyo dragging the scared lovers out from under the bleachers and giving the thumbs up.
"Wow, what a movie night...anyways, when's the challenge?" Kasumi asked. "And when are you going back to your team?"
"Right about now." Yuri said. "See ya, not gonna be ya!"
Yuri and Ram just went from under the place, as Kasumi and Mai were laughing their butts off about something that was barely heard.
*Ram's confessional*
She was her usual stone-faced self.
"If one of her friends go, then she is much more likely to be weaker in this competition and as much as I do not know why my master and Barusu wants me to win, I will take her down."
*Confessional cut*
Hank and Soma were just plain beaten out by Deadpool's apparently infinite stash of popcorn, as the night was continuing on and the projector...stopped working for some reason.
And that made someone very mad...aside from an already angry Azula.
"Dang it, I still have enough popcorn to feed an entire country!" Deadpool shouted, putting down the projector. "Which I would do."
"There's still people that need dinner. I don't know why starving is strategic, Azula, but I'm not following that rule." Hank stated, as he got done cooking in the meat.
"...I would not say that besides a wartime situation, which this is not." Azula was just ignoring Deadpool pulling out an extension cord. "See?"
"Well, uh, the way you were looking at me...would suggest otherwise."
"I was actually looking at someone else." Azula said, actually caught in the act. "What's he doing?"
"What's not wrong with him? He's got a lot of issues that needs to work out." Hank stated, clearly looking at who?
Coachman quite easily taking a serious look at Basil and Cassie, who was trying to knock him out and actually got whip grabbed on for a moment.
*Azula's confessional*
"Have not been here in a good while."
The princess took a moment to do something.
"It's honestly insane how he's still here making genius moves...despite his apparent lack of sanity. And that's why he'd make a perfect ally, if he decides to actually play strategically...instead of trying to play his own game."
*Confessional cut*
Deadpool was still trying to give away some popcorn in the preparation for something coming, as the contestants were understandably confused by...Chef wheeling in a box.
And it was all very obvious.
"Really, dude?" Lowain asked. "A host in a box?"
"Well, it ain't just him!" Deadpool proclaimed. "Does the name Gojo remind you?"
Lowain was very confused and Nobara was...mortified at how the superhero knew that.
"Nope, bromigo."
"Okay, it's gonna be real funny." And then Deadpool just left the conversation like it never happened.
Right before there was a certain duo that popped out of the box and this time around, it was another weird face, but it was much less weird...and the box quite literally evaporated.
"Sorry, campers, movie night's over. Challenge night begins...with this random blind guy!" Chris announced. "Campers, meet Gojo Satoru, spirit madness extraordinare."
"Yo, what's happening? I see one of my students is still in this weird game!" Gojo declared.
Gojo Satoru was a tall Japanese dude with light skin and wore all black, his shirt, his trousers, his shoes, even down to the blindfold that covered his (powerful) eyes and his face wore a goofy grin.
"That's a pretty nice shindig." Gojo said.
*Nobara's confessional*
"...As if I don't have enough to deal with. My teacher's on this show too and I don't even know why he's here!" Nobara grumbled, still salty about the 12th elimination.
*Confessional cut*
Lowain was looking at Deadpool incredulously, though the merc with a mouth was smiling behind the mask...and also getting some looks from his teammates.
"Chris, why do you trust-" Chef just got punched by Gojo. "-this pretty boy?"
"Because I'm here to help introduce the challenge." Gojo said. "Also, I swear...there's something here."
"This something? You guys are going to go around into the big islands and expel some pretend spirits! It's simple as find 'em, get five cursed artifacts off them and take them back into this pot of purification!" Chris explained. "How do you expel them? Doing very specific things, so it's not going to be easy! Wait, why are you here?"
"Because I just wanted to know what was up with my student!" Gojo just dropped some words, as the white-haired sorcerer that looked in quite the mood. "And there might be dangerous spirits in here..."
"Regardless of wherever they're dangerous or not, if you steal the charms, they'll chase you to the end of the islands!" Chris emphasised, before a random "OOOH" was done by Gojo.
Some of the contestants were really spooked by the jujutsu legend, while others reacted like Deadpool.
"Man, he definitely looks like a real joke!" Deadpool remarked.
"And he's on TV." Nobara whispered, only having compliments for her "teach." "Doing his job and trust me, he's definitely beating you."
"Cool, then we'll beat him and whatever friends he has to the punch." Deadpool cracked his own knuckles. "Hey, man, I've also exorcised some spirits before."
"Man, I was joking...I'm not even supposed to be here, but that's between the entire world and me." Gojo said, before actually doing his job.
"What-"
Chris just saw the white-haired guy disappear, as the contestants weren't sure what to make of their second guest.
"-Don't get too spooky!"
"Oh yeah! We're not going to get too spooky." Deadpool proclaimed, Nobara and Soma nodding along with him. "Just the right level as well."
"GO!" Chris suddenly said, as the contestants were splitting off at very different directions and doing very different things.
Besides a scared few and Daphne.
"Come on, too scared!"
"Actually yes, but I'm going to try and push them forward." Daphne stated, as she was pulling Reg and Tails. "They shouldn't have watched the movie."
"But there was blood and all that!" Reg complained, as the three of them were going onto another direction.
*Luigi's confessional*
The guy's skin was very...pale.
"Okay, so you've watched the scariest thing that could ever be...but the scariest thing was Daisy leaving and you were not scared of that! It's not even real, bro...I hope it's not real!" Luigi stated, shaking in the toilet seat.
*Confessional cut*
Well, Azula's crew was mostly not scared of the fake scares that could actually stop them from doing the challenge...but they were more suspicious of something else.
"Are you sure that there's nothing else?" Tron asked Azula.
"If there is, whoever that white-haired fool is...he'll deal with it." Azula said.
"Well, okay. Happens a lot in Cruise." Tron said.
"And it's not run by someone insane, so let's worry about more important things." Azula stated.
"Like not getting haunted by underpaid teenagers?" Harley remarked, ready to swing the bat at something.
"Yes. So, don't swing at 'em, nobody here gets paid enough to do this." Tron remarked, as Harley smashed a random tree in frustration.
"Fuck...what are you guys watching?" Harley stated. "There's a lot to do here, but there's no TV."
Azula and Tron were just keeping their mouths shut, probably since the interdimensional stream place wasn't exactly going to be intact with Chris finding it.
"Hello, ladies-"
"-Come on, Chris is probably going to smash whatever they're watching. Let's just get some cursed artefacts and win this." Squirrel Girl explained, as the five of them were moving their butts towards whatever the cursed artefacts were.
Yumeko was definitely attempting to watch for any underpaid workers...as were the rest of the Rhinos' best alliance, sure of the fact that the workers would be miles away from each other.
And Azula was really counting on it, as aside from Yumeko, Tron Bonne and Tron's robot servants being a bit slow, the rest of them were running like it was no-one's business.
*Tron's confessional*
"I don't really know why Yumeko's in this. I checked her out and she has just a stupid amount of money, probably insane and is clearly in with a family with some insane Japanese power...but it's whatever, because she's a bit of a genius." Tron explained, a bit exasperated.
*Confessional cut*
The worst alliance of some time (as named by some other people.) walked quite briskly and the other two were wondering-
"What's up with you? I mean, you're usually unhinged, but you're off them today...after winning? Did Azula really get into your head that much?" Dante asked. "Are you fighting against mouse guy?"
"The mouse guy's on another team, so it's a yes!" Pinstripe remarked, as the potoroo was looking tired of the taunts. "We won."
"Did we, though?" Dante asked. "Us three, I meant, because our team's really kicking ass with me in it."
"Yeah, we're safe from elimination unless some bullshit comes along, we've got real strong players and Azula ain't doing much." Pinstripe said. "And Muscle Man, apparently."
"Yeah, apparently's the right word." Dante remarked, as Muscle Man was side-eyeing the demon hunter.
"Bro, I came into this thing on my own and we're going to win." Muscle Man pointed to himself. "Seriously, how do you keep on surviving elimination...even though nobody likes you?"
Dante and Pinstripe just didn't really say anything, as their leader was not in the mood for all the talk.
"Believe it or not, finding a way around these fools is strangely easy if you know what you're doing." Coachman remarked with a sly smile. "Even if I had made mis-steps, there would be a way for this strange alliance to make it through! Basil was just here for the formation of this great thing."
"Okay?" Muscle Man was...just dumbfounded. "Nice."
For the other three, they weren't even going to say anything.
"I doubt we're going to be there before Basil, but there's nothing against stealing from him or his team. And I managed to get into his mind through the stares."
Though, Muscle Man may have finally gotten into this trust-worthy alliance, he got that it was weird hybrid between a strategic block and a insane old man's vanity project.
Which is why they actually ran into their first spirit and it was a strange choice.
Mostly because of it was an actual ghost, King Boo somehow being on speed dial and tired somehow and the four of them got blocked completely, as he got his gang of Boos to stop him.
"Hey, big guy-" King Boo started.
"Trust me, I can get whatever you need." Coachman butted in mid-conversation rather rudely. "Just get out of my sight."
King Boo was looking at the other three campers slowly, sure that he was joking, as they weren't sure why this was happening (again.)
"I've got a cursed artifact, you fool!" King Boo stated, clearly slapping the old man. "You want to see it, here it is!"
There was an empty portrait. A literal empty portrait with nothing in it and clearly King Boo wasn't even getting his magic to work on it.
"But you have to get Luigi first. Can't even put the man in this portrait, but I'm going to slap him a lot and honestly, he's going to have a ton of pain and a ton of det-Forget it, I said that."
"No, ghost bro, you say more words." Muscle Man cheered King Boo on accident.
"Shut up! Get Luigi and you get this thing!" the big ghost with a crown yelled, as the four of them backed away from the place. "Besides, who even are you?"
"Look, man, I've got a ghost friend. We're buds."
King Boo just sighed, as he just pointed Muscle Man away to his teammates, who were mostly in good spirits and giving them the thumbs up...besides the leader of the group.
"Let me hang out with my "bros" and please actually go."
Coachman was frowning rather proudly towards the ghost king, as the other three were actually going towards...wherever Luigi was at.
*Muscle Man's confessional*
The guy had an uneasy smile.
"Hey, Mordecai, I bet you're mad that you're here and that I'm on the way with the money! And, uh, Rigby, I'm in the best alliance in the game...with the creepy old guy and weasel man!" Muscle Man proclaimed. "Can't hate on Dante, though."
*Confessional cut*
- Unaired footage, but also incredibly important. -
Through the portal, there was four rambunctious villains that had the general theme of attempted death
But they were clearly in the portal room, ready to kick some ass for no reason...other than sweet, sweet revenge and a chance to get acquainted with their new bodies, which they were just doing pretty well...considering that they already had some blood on them.
I-No was a witch with short black hair that was very...voluptuous and light-skinned as well. She wore a red witch's hat with eyes on it, a red cropped leather jacket, a, short shorts with a giant brown belt and thigh-high red boots.
And the mole under her left eye.
Mahito was just a teenage guy with pale skin, dark pants and a top that had one seperated sleeve...but he was also a curse with stitched-up skin and a very powerful guy on his own.
Enmu, though, was clearly a demon with his blue eyes, disfigured grey skin and black and magenta hair. Though he simply wore a black jacket, a white shirt, grey stripe trousers and socks.
And finally, Nui Harime, the shortest, cute little girl with a killer blade that someone could ever handle...even down to the eye-patch, pink and white lolita-style dress and eyerings.
"Damn, I can see why you guys have joined up. You three are real scary!" Nui declared. "And the name, too, really shows how your toughy-whuffy and cool stuff."
"Hey, it was my idea adding the 'fuck you' to it. When it comes down to it, humans just ain't up to it...but you two are real different, even when it comes to Monopoly." Mahito stated, just casually slapping a guard out of the way.
"Oh no, but I suck!" Nui said, as she was slicing some random workers into submission.
"Yeah..."
Mahito then converted the random guy into...whatever his heart desired and then into just a grotesque thing.
I-No was just combo-ing someone that was definitely an android, but said android was really taking the beating...mostly thanks to Enmu's ability to send it to sleep.
How did it work?
Well, the android was fully in pieces, as the witch and the sleeper demon just walk proudly to take their revenge.
The security was just...not there, as their butts were fully beaten and there was
"So, all I have to do is let you beat this Sol guy and my second chance at life is just that?" Enmu stated, putting another guy into sleep. "And then I can send that terrible Tanjiro back into sleep?"
Another normal-looking demon that he brought along just hopped into that guy.
"Yeah, sure." I-No opened the door. "Anyways, we do what we want. And to those who are trying for a fight? Fuck you assholes."
"Geez, you're really rude." Nui said. "Which I appreciate, because that bitch Ryuko's going down to my old home!"
"Wow, you're rude. Pretty sure if I take down one of his students, Gojo's going to be pissed off-" Mahito was smirking the whole time.
"Alright, we get it, let's go!" Enmu stated, elated to do some revenge and some eating. "I haven't eaten this well since...I was alive the last time!"
Oh no.
It was beatdown time and there was a challenge, so...it was not going to be easy.
A demon with two hands that could send someone to sleep.
A witch with incredible time-space powers and a guitar.
A curse (guy) that could mess with his body every which way.
And a little girl that could literally cut the clothes off someone and cut people up.
So, it was not going to be the greatest of times or the worst of times, but it was definitely going to be a wild episode today.
'
Meanwhile in less perilous places, Min Min, Arle and Daphne were the three normal ladies that were running towards wherever the next spirit could be in and they were sprinting across a wetland.
Not caring about their shoes, though Daphne actually changed them for this round, those three were sure of something random...as they stopped to find a random wooden trap in the middle of some grass.
"Chris doesn't care about us. He cares about not getting sued, so it'll be in some stupid place." Daphne said, stepping onto the wooden platform.
"...Are you sure? It's not like he doesn't care about us. He's just willing to make us do some...bone-breaking challenges." Min Min stated, clearly not on Chris' side.
"Technically legal's kinda right, because I broke something last challenge!"
"Your nails?"
"My scarf has a hole in it, my nails are broken."
Min Min and Arle both cringed at the tear in the green scarf and the bandaged nail.
"Wow, that really sucks. At least we're going to make Khun prove-" Arle stepped onto the platform.
Which then conveniently broke with the trio falling down onto the dirty, dirty hole in the ground...though it was not deep, it was ridiculously muddy and clearly there was someone here.
"Ew, ew, ew! I don't think it rains here!" Daphne complained.
"We're in some wetlands, so water probably goes here." Min Min attempted to dust off Daphne's muddy dress and...
...it sort of worked, as she used her arms to clean off a bit of the mud and then saw the surprised of her life...along with the other two.
No-one could have expected the blue-skinned Chinese girl to return again, blue-dress, sleeves filled with weapons and all.
"Hsien-Ko!" Min Min shouted, coming in for a hug. "I'm so glad, you're back-"
"Hold on, hold on." Hsien-Ko just put her hands up. "I'm not really back in the competition."
"Still appreciate you being here." Min Min did an extended high-five to Hsien-Ko, who returned the favour. "...Are you a spirit?"
Hsien-ko just gave a thumbs up from the giant sleeve, as Arle and Daphne were shocked to see some normals arms from the lady...and the three of them were waiting on whatever Hsien-Ko wanted to do.
And she had a piece of paper that was yellow that had the thing.
"Yes...and to free...this yellow rock, you have to do these things." Hsien-Ko spoke with a lot of attempted wisdom. "Pleased to...pleased to have your help."
The piece of paper had one thing written on it and the contestants and the "spirit" alike was not pleased to see it.
"We have to carry a what to you?!" Arle shouted.
"I know, it's so stupid." Hsien-Ko sighed, clearly not in the mood for...that. "But you've gotta get it anyways."
The three contestants put their thumbs up and got themselves prepared to do their thing, as they had no choice put to climb up out of the hole and get a giant...
...ball and chain.
And of course, Chris was hanging out in a tent with a whole soundboard and everything.
"Dang, these campers are going to have a rough time dealing with these spirits...after the break-"
The host actually managed to get a phone call.
"-Yo, this is the host with the most, Chris McLean, you better have a reason for-"
Chris actually listened to the call for a bit, before realising something.
"-Oh. Well, it's too late to stop this awesome challenge and I'll sort it out...after the challenge. Yeah!" Chris stopped the call and put down the phone. "This challenge just got...that little bit better."
Even if Chris' smile was uneasy, the show still went on.
To be continued in the second part of the spirit-filled episode, taking place on the two biggest islands in the game and this time around, there's a few gatecrashers that are really getting into focus the next time around!
Why these four gatecrashers?
I don't know, they're really interesting and would definitely fit a revived and revenging quartet of villains.
Why is Chris a sadistic mofo?
Old habits die hard, I guess and though he cares about the contestants, it's because of lawsuits, the fact that alive people give ratings and also, Medic's healing doesn't work on the dead or almost dead.
