Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 14: Spooky Islands?
Part 2: The Spirit Squad(!)
Welcome to the second part to the craziest episode in the season so far, where the gatecrashers...do their gatecrashing, Azula actually does a lot, Coachman actually encounter the gate-crashing people, Rock and Clover decide to do some things.
And everybody else does everybody else things, so there's a lot happening in here!
1602jaw, that's a good summary of what this episode is and I kinda had the villains' listed for several months...mostly because they would fit the challenge, which was very different at the time! This Chris might not be as bad as Cruise Chris, but...it's still Chris.
Memeking, really appreciate the short review and honestly, there's a few more coming...in the next part.
"Welcome back to the spookiest challenge in this season! And these campers are about to avoid some curses!" Chris announced. "Ooooh!"
"Uh-" Gojo was about to interrupt them, coming in to do his thing.
"Come on, Gojo mojo, these campers are stupid strong for no reason! They can handle it!" Chris continued on, as Chef was just watching the screens...drinking some sodas. "And I'm going to give them an extra prize for catching the gatecrashers!"
"...Okay." Gojo then disappeared again to actually help the contestants.
The two main hosts stopped for a moment and then...just drank some more water, willing to let the extra host and the campers do their thing of smashing the gatecrashers.
"What if it goes bad?" Chef asked dismissively.
"Pretty sure that the blindfold guy has some friends coming along!" Chris suggested. "And it won't go bad anyways!"
Speaking of friends, Dawn, Tiana and Tanya would be a team that you would see nowhere else...other than a Total Drama multi-versal show and Dawn's sense was actually working.
Even if they were back in some deep vines and clearly in the middle of some bears that were looking at them.
"I'm going to assume Dawn's presence is making this possible." Tanya stated. "She has some nature-related powers."
"Yeah, sure hope that she doesn't curse all of us." Tiana remarked. "Bears don't stop for anything...or so my daddy told me."
"I mean, what else would?"
"...I don't know, but still...she's scary."
Dawn motioned for them to stop, as she stopped in front of a place that had beads in front of them and a crazy lady that was clearly...
"Isabelle." Dawn stated, clearly pointing to an unstable red-head.
"How do you know my-oh, hey, Dawn, I was just doing stuff that's super secret and then I hung out with these bears, like, a lot and that's when this bear with scuba gear got some paper that told me to come here! And that's why the bear serve my every whim like that!" Izzy then laughed, after saying all of that.
Since the three Deers hadn't exactly met the crazy red-head that was wearing lime-green witch clothes, they were taken aback by the amount of words that she dropped.
"Oooh, you guys are going to find this funny! I'm really hungry for a pineapple, but they don't have any here and there's a bunch in a cave and like, if you get those, you get these things!"
Izzy just put down a wooden pineapple.
"They say that this pineapple fixes your back!"
"Okay, sure." Tiana said, backing away from the situation. "Wait, how do you get there?"
"You'll know when you know!" Izzy shouted, as her bears stayed put...
...and the campers just ran out of the bear den.
*Tanya's confessional*
The soldier looked incredibly...miffed.
"Oh, sure, let's get sent to another world. And do challenges that no-one sane would for an indescribable amount of money. And get some pineapples from a clear trap disguised as a cave!" Tanya shouted. "Being X, does my pain please you?!"
*Confessional cut*
Riku, Darkness and Nobara were actually running from something...mostly because that something was actually one of the gatecrashers doing their thing.
Getting a bit of revenge and some more fighting experience, as the teen-looking evil thing was coming for them...just for kicks and hits.
"Holy shit, did Chris plan this!" Nobara shouted. "Because he's sick in the head!"
"Doubt it, because he's fighting us. Why would he be fighting us...oh." Riku then fired some Firagas.
Mahito was clearly in the fighting mood, as he stretched his arms out in grotesque fashion towards Darkness, who was enjoying it a bit too much,
"Oh, let me wrapped up in your hands!" Darkness praised Mahito's limb mastery. "And arms, please."
Riku and Nobara were just trying to get the clumsy masochist out of the trap, as the knight herself was clearly about to get transformed into something crazy and of course...
...the nails came out and stopped that from happening.
"Oh, man, you don't get to see someone enjoy that every day! Eating you two is going to piss someone strong off...and I can't wait to see your hate going up." Mahito just went on a ramble of sorts.
"Shut up, dumbass!" Nobara was firing off a bunch of nails towards the cursed spirit.
"Damn, I really did get your attention!" Mahito exclaimed, happy to see a bunch of angry souls.
And he came in swinging, too, extending his arms and turning them into blades for a second, though the contestants all dodged...some more carefully than others.
"Hey, Darkness, can you please get some teammates into this. I don't think this guy's part of the challenge!" Nobara said.
"But-"
"You'll die for real!" Riku shouted, before the clumsy crusader went. "Who's this guy?"
"Some creep named Mahito." Nobara said between some breaths.
The two of them were just running away, sure that this guy was just stupidly powerful and could literally stretch towards them and kill them without a second's thought.
Which wasn't too far from what was really happening, as Mahito was in a good chase.
"Come on, where's the sweet taste of death!" The creepy dude with the stitches called out. "You said, you were going to send my ass down."
"Hey."
And finally, help came, in the form of a slayer of giants and enemies alike...with her two blades and badass air around her.
"Stop or your head's going off."
Mikasa joined the three that were in for a rough time, as Mahito changed...a bit, making his arms super sharp for the kills.
"Oh, you try that."
*Mikasa's confessional*
"I don't know what Chris thinks he can do, but he just hired some random powerful guy off the street and he's clearly in it for murder." Mikasa said, actually quite scared...despite her tone.
*Confessional cut*
As for the team that Sol Badguy was hanging around, the Rhinos were doing their thing of attempting to find some actual "cursed artefacts" in the middle of a potential battle zone.
And so far, Sol and Carmelita actually proved to be reliable in finding their next "spirit" or generally spooky person, as it was just someone that was very into bone puns.
"yo, hope you find my sandwich. it's fresh by the way." Sans said, clearly in the market for good food.
And so those two were in for a quest to get...a sandwich, because Sans was either too much of a lazybones...or the sandwich was up on a post.
"Can't he float or something, because this is just some bullshit." Sol stated.
"Sol...the skeleton did request for us to take the sandwich and we have found it." Carmelita said.
The two of them tried their best to jump up to the twenty-eight foot pole, but their highest jumps weren't even close to reaching it and even the footstool assist from Carmelita didn't net Sol enough height to reach it, only touching the upper half of it.
It was like that for ten more minutes, as strategic jump after strategic jump missed their mark completely and Sans was still waiting for his...not fresh sandwich.
Then some help came along or rather, some teammates came along.
"...Okay, right now, I've got bigger problems than you dumb ass." Sol remarked. "That's twenty-eight feet of wood to collect a damn sandwich, so please help your fellow teammates out."
Coachman was smoking from a pipe, while his fellow teammates were already putting their thumbs up.
"I would and you did say please rather nicely. But how? That is clearly too tall." Coachman said, as Dante just went off and did his thing.
"We do a totem and the most stout man goes on the bottom, which is obviously you." Sol replied with a hint of mockery.
"Then who would be at the top, because if it's someone that would make all of us fall...then we'd have a problem."
"We'll solve the problem when the time comes to it. You won't help, mostly because your arms are relatively short compared to your height."
"And your lanky legs aren't going to make us fall down? Hmmm."
The two people that was wearing red, as the duo was still in the middle of the confrontation and the other three were already working on the totem, balancing as good as they could.
And where was Dante.
"Hey, guys that are talking shit down there! I got a sandwich!" Dante exclaimed without an actual sword, as Rebellion was kinda in the pole. "This is clearly one of the cursed artefacts... because it sure smells like it."
The demon hunter jumped down, keeping the integrity of the terrible sandwich and catching his sword in style.
"Heh, I've done stupider things, but you two arguing is pretty stupid!"
"Dante, the man with the plan!" Muscle Man exclaimed, as he did some serious high-fiving towards him.
The other four contestants were noticing that the two arguing men were looking at them like they had done something impossible and also noticing that...someone else was looking at Sol.
"Er, yeah, Carmelita, you might want to get this sandwich back. I dunno who that lady is, but she's raring for a fight."
"That didn't need saying." Carmelita grabbed the sandwich and ran back in the same direction as fast as she could.
Sol was instantly readying his stance to fight against his worst enemy, as did Pinstripe...even if she was a sexy black-haired lady with glasses that made her look like an aunt.
I-No walked in, ready for some second chance revenge, as Muscle Man was just chuckling and seeing what was truly going on here.
"Damn, your ex-"
"She's not my ex. She literally tried to erase me from existence." Sol remarked. "Dunno how your ass is back from the dead."
Muscle Man just chuckled at the accidental joke.
"Probably a little bit of this, a little bit of that, a little bit of dimension hopping to fuck your challenge up!" I-No stated, swinging around that guitar. "I ain't rooting for anyone else to win, just for you to lose."
"Fuck off back into the jaws of death." Sol remarked, pulling out his fireseal.
"Damn, at least, I'm not living a double life." I-No said. "But, at least, you brought friends along."
"Friends? We're merely teammates and honestly, as much as I don't like him, you must have a cursed artefact in your hand. And considering the way you're doing things...I see we must do to win that." Coachman explained, as I-No actually rolling her eyes at the end.
"Yeah, you three can try." I-No said, as she was rushing in with her guitar. "But, you're not getting it."
Dante actually jumped back, Sol guarded with his sword...thing and Coachman actually came in with a...cursed whip strike...yet the witch that was fighting all of them was unaffected.
Muscle Man was actively being dragged back reluctantly, as Pinstripe was doing just that and they were behind a rock.
"What the hell, man, I was gonna fight her!" Muscle Man stated, before seeing the wild moves that were being thrown out there.
Mostly I-No flying and then smashing Dante in the face cleanly and letting her hat throw out a projectile towards Coachmnan's extended whip...and it hit the whip.
Muscle Man suddenly lost his enthusiasm, as Pinstripe was exaggerated pointing towards the three-on-one battle that was somehow equal.
*Pinstripe's confessional*
"Chris, why did you hire this broad? This witchy broad with a flying guitar and projectiles? She's clearly not doing her job good and trying for revenge!" Pinstripe complained loudly.
*Confessional cut*
Right before the fight, Tanjiro, Samurai Jack, Uraraka and Yuri were the four that were trying to complete this challenge without missing a beat and they actually managed to run into a weird treehouse of sorts.
It had literally looked like it was built yesterday and they were also on the side of a hill...so they weren't really that careful.
"Wow, it really does look like a bunch of kids hanging out." Uraraka said. "And wow, they're cute."
"But it's not Halloween, so why are they all like that." Yuri remarked.
The two kids, though?
One was literally a pumpkin head with a jumpsuit and the other was actually a skeleton, though he looked like he was a costume.
"I dunno, maybe they're just Halloween fanatics?" Uraraka popped back in.
"Could be, but I don't trust Chris." Yuri said.
"...What's a Halloween?" Tanjiro asked. "Because it sounds really spooky and I don't know what it is."
And that got everyone minus Samurai Jack gasping at the fact that the demon slayer didn't know about the spookiest holiday of the year...Samurai Jack was even surprised, as he did hear of it by proxy.
That also included the two kids that were really excited.
"It's the best time of the year!" The pumpkin headed exclaimed.
"The time where spookiness happens!" The skeleton kid also exclaimed.
"And fun."
"It is...spooky month!"
Tanjiro was surprised to see the two kids just be excited about his introduction into...spooky month, as he had no idea what was going on, but...
...he did see the people do the dance, complete with the crouch, the speed and the dance and also, he joined in at the same exact speed.
"Wait, what's your names?" Tanjiro asked, stopping the dance for a moment. "Are you two lost?"
"I'm Skid, this is Pump and yeah, but it's really spooky in here! It's a spooky month!" The skeleton kid shouted, pointing to his pumpkin-headed friend.
"But it's July...and I swear there's a cursed artefact here or something." Tanjiro tried to ask. "Wait, does it happen to be spooky?"
"Uh, yeah!" Skid just went off at light speed...and then came back with a wooden tablet. "On it, you'll learn the secrets of spooky month!"
"...Thank you for the tablet? Seriously, are you two lost?" Tanjiro asked, in some terrible confusion.
"Nope, gotta go back to our moms." Skid shouted. "By the way, it's in October and it's gonna be fun!"
The kids were off to do some more celebrating, the other teammates enjoyed their dancing and Tanjiro was only incredibly confused.
Until he smelt an odd smell that was unnervingly familiar to him and saw that the kids themselves were sleeping on the ground, so the incredibly strange though had came to his mind and said thought scared the smile out of his face.
It did not help that Yuri got kicked awake by Uraraka and Samurai Jack actually had his sword out, so Tanjiro did the same in response to the irrational though.
And then he jumped out of the treehouse, still wearing socks and no shoes.
"Oh, Tanjiro, I haven't seen since I died. It wasn't that long, but I really did miss trying to put you to sleep both ways." Enmu casually walked out, complete with the tentacles slowly letting him go down. "And eating humans, but these two aren't humans!"
Tanjiro just did a guttural scream, his Water Breathing clear and his sword sharper than ever, as the other three.
"It would be nice if you didn't eat people. But sorry, for the sake of everyone here...I'll fight." Tanjiro declared, as Enmu was practically pleasing himself.
"Okay, the rest of you fight. I'll rescue those kids." Uraraka declared, as she already went around the battle that was happening.
As the sword came swinging and the demon put him momentarily to sleep, the hero in education decide to rescue the two kids that just wanted a spooky time.
Tanjiro definitely knew that, forcing the demon to go away from the weak kids and Uraraka, who picked them up and ran as fast towards where help could be needed.
Yuri and Samurai Jack were on support, digusted by the demon's proclamation.
*Yuri's confessional*
"Seriously, Chris, I thought you wouldn't get worse, but why do you need to top yourself in everything. Be less cruel for us and the audience!" Yuri huffed. "I'm going to kick that guy's and your butts!"
*Uraraka's confessional*
The hero looked weirded out.
"Wait, do they have quirks or are they just spooky kids? I dunno, but what I do know..." She held up the wooden tablet. "...is that they need to find their mom and get back to their homes."
"Nah, we're fine." Skid called outside of the confessional. "It's spooky in here."
"Kids, it's really dangerous..."
*Confessional cut*
The final revived adversary was making a beeline for Ryuko, who was on the beach and she had the maddening grin of someone that was both petite and had a copy of the Scissor Blades.
Which she was and she cared a lot about that, especially when she ran past someone that was also familiar...that had no power.
Mako's mouth was as wide open as it could be, as she just turned on the radio coms to warn her friend's allies and her friend.
On the eastern beach of East Rushitall, Ryuko, Falco, Joseph and Cassie were coincidentally making the team's job of finding the not really cursed artefacts quite a bit easier.
Especially since the thing was metal and one of them had a metal detector on their hand, though he could not dig with his hands.
"Falco, you're a real sand digger." Joseph remarked. "But check this out."
"This is no time for style, we've got other company." Falco said, putting the shovel down and hitting some treasure. "...and of course, it happens when we have the treasure."
"Whoever they are, I'll know what their next line is!"
With that out of the way, Nui was really coming for the accidental hero of Honnouji, clearly wanting nothing to do with fighting any cursed things and she stood up on a tree to make an entrance.
"Random girl, your next line is 'Ryuko, being dead's temporary!" Joseph remarked.
"Ryuko, being dead's temporary for me. Your friend announced it for me." Nui made sure to let Ryuko soak in the fact.
To then jump down to let her own eyes believe it, leaving the four Swordfishes ready to do a smackdown.
"Come on, let's trade! You'll be dirt in the ground, I'll look for the best clothing!" Nui shouted, pulling out the unique blades. "It's fair."
Ryuko's yell prompted his teammates to pull her back and Heavy joined the four-strong crew, "non-lethal" machine gun and these four already came prepared to swing.
Even if Nui's modified Scissor Blades was clearly putting some fear in them, they looked ready to work with Ryuko actually pressuring with the most intense of punches.
That punch did hit the short girl pretty hard and she still just took it like it wasn't really a big deal and clearly, the four of them went back after seeing Nui just chuckle.
"Now this is what's fun!" Nui declared right after the chuckle.
*Cassie's confessional*
"Judging by the looks, we've got a big fucking problem. Ryuko's incredibly strong and forceful, so it looked like it should have broken a cheek, but it did almost nothing to her!" Cassie shouted, ready to take her on. "Looks like we're going to be right in there."
*Confessional cut*
Went back to a position where Nui couldn't instantly swing and slice some parts off, trying to find out what this lady...was, as Heavy was unloading some weak bullets and Joseph was trying to pull something.
Too bad that he got easily spotted, as he was crawling on the sandy beach to try and connect the wire...and Nui was in a destructively good mood.
Joseph actually managed to barely dodge the explosion of sand that still went into his own eyes, but his Hamon Breathing still protected him from the barrage of attacks from the enemy.
"Lass, calm down, I'm not friends with Ryuko." Joseph took the time to wipe the sand from his eyes.
"Don't give me that bullshit! You're still teammates with her!"
Immediately, he guarded an kick to the eye and of course, his Hamon powered poke stunned and hurt Nui for a few seconds. Through her own bootleg Scissor Blades...which then split apart.
But Joseph knew what was coming and rolled right back.
"Yeah and that's why you're trying to kill me?"
"Oooh, good answer and can you please let me get a touch in?" Nui switched back to the cute voice...before Ryuko came in swinging. "Looks like-"
"Shut the fuck up! Joseph, move your butt!" Ryuko yelled with an impressive amount of rage.
Joseph just kinda ran for a second, seeing that the two enemies were going at it with impressive vigor and strength.
Heavy was still not properly dealing with Nui, as Cassie was waiting for an opportunity and Falco were trying to go in with their guns and...their target sliced them all at once, before managed to get punched for a second.
"Uh, nice." Falco sweated.
*Falco's confessional*
The bird was angry.
"I don't get it. Youse telling that two teenagers, one of them who looks like an actual 13 year old, can actually beat up a top of the line pilot and a guy who's defeated 'not' vampires before? Man, reality's such a supermassive collection of spaces."
*Confessional cut*
Of course, two of the three couples were having a fight over a random cursed artifact, which was just a calculator from the "dead" Cody (who actually got a bit of a zombie makeover.)
Rock, Clover, Snake and Samus just so happened to run into each other and the former two were clearly outclassed by two pros of their game.
Even if it was just separated by an consistently exploding mud bomb, which made someone very mad.
"Yo, Clover, I got you!" Rock shouted, trying to carry Clover. "How does stuff like this get invented?"
"Some guy has a bad day and decide to ruins everyone's day. That's it." Clover stated, as Samus got done cutting another one of the wrong strings.
"Man, that makes sense."
"Yeah." Clover was analysing the mud detonator. "Rock, guard me?"
"Uh, they've got a crazy washing machine, shouldn't be that hard to wash." Rock tried to calm her down for a second, as Clover looked at the wires.
The bomb defusion wasn't even close to being over, as Snake and Samus were getting a front row's look at the mud detonator and Clover was crying some actual tears.
Rock was just there, sure that he had better things to do...but he didn't want to do those better things, as he saw Clover actually cut another wire.
For it blow up in everyone's faces with some more mud, Clover to get spooked again and the rocker to finally cut another random string that the other two were watching.
"Wait, why aren't you going in to-" Rock asked.
"We don't have explosives and Snake's C4 would likely not reveal the artefact. By the way, your move!" Samus grinned at the end of the explanation.
"But what's with the turns?" Rock decided to come in, with the wire cutter.
"It's fair." Samus smirked...before the rocker actually cut the right wire.
And the chest actually came out of a metal box in the ground, as the box slowly rose up...the four of them including Legoshi and Luigi on standby to watch.
*Legoshi's confessional*
"Er...I don't know why I didn't participate in the wire-cutting challenge, though I've got a very good reason for it." Legoshi remarked, showing his less sharp claws. "Yeah, considering my track record, I'm not touching those things. Whoever decided on taking turns is a genius, though."
*Confessional cut*
Legoshi and Luigi immediately got going, as the box came out of the ground and the calculator was still in it...rising really slowly to raise the potential carnage on getting it.
Rock, Clover, Snake and Samus were also real close too, as the calculator was still rising out of the box and then...someone snatched it.
Luigi was booking it with the calculator in hand, Samus doubling up on the helping some friends front and Snake was there, ready to fire off a fake Nikita.
Legoshi and Clover were also booking it after the bounty hunter and the mansion cleaner, sure that they were able to catch it.
Rock clearly tried, but he wasn't even as fast as even Snake.
"You know, I'm gonna be waiting a while for that kiss." Rock remarked. "But it's worth chilling with my friends!"
Still though, it was not going to be a close one...even if it was only because of Samus kicking Legoshi in the head and the other two player actually coming to carry the wolf.
Even if it was because the bounty hunter went for the strongest kick that she could offer and Legoshi still picked himself back up...way behind the Deer trio.
Rock and Legoshi was stuck, as Clover came to support the three of them.
"What kind of crazy kick does she have?" Legoshi remarked. "She's a...really good bounty hunter."
"Yeah, like, we've gotta go somewhere else." Clover said. "There's probably like a bajillion of the cursed things out here!"
"Man...ow...we've gotta." Legoshi confidently proclaimed, as Rock and Clover were still very nervous. "Get it."
The three of them just went into a random direction in the forest, walking through some oddly tall grass to go and find another "cursed artefact."
Chris was plainly shocked, Chef wasn't that surprised and neither was Gojo, despite clearly picking up something up to help the contestants.
"Dang, that's crazy." Chris announced. "Serious question, who's going to win? Because I'm-"
"Whoa, whoa, don't you have these guys to actually do the show?" Gojo stated. "And the other guys shouldn't be here."
"Hold on, hold on, these guys are still fighting and there's always a chance that the other guys could do some crazy stuff!" Chris just told him. "Like block the artefacts or even destroy them."
"Damn, man. I called the interns to try and stop these villains, because you've got some strong people hired!" Gojo said, spinning the random phone.
There was silence for three seconds, exactly, Chef intently watching the campers and the gate crashers go at it with their wild moves.
"Will the contestants get enough cursed artefacts for their team? Will these enemies beat some of the campers into losing? Will the other players notice the carnage happening? Either way, find out after the break!"
To be continued in the third part of the fighting-filled episode, where Coachman pulls a move, half of the Deers end up doing the same thing several times and a few of the other characters that missed on some action in this part...get some in the next part.
For the record, there will be kissing.
And pro gamer moves in the name of love.
