Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 14: Spooked Boney
Part 3: Cursed Cruise Control.

THERE might BE KISSES! THERE WILL BE TRICKERY! THERE WILL BE blood and there will be bad jokes mixed in with the good ones.

That's really about it for this part and oh yeah, Part 2 was the prelude for this long as heck part and Part 4 will be quite short, despite the very different elimination conditions.

Memeking, just kinda went with it and honestly, there's a bit more of that in this chapter, but this chapter's about the fights baby!

1602jaw, because I still have to juggle with doing 80~ characters, this chapter will deliver on that and the next will do that...even more so.


Legoshi, Rock, Clover and Storm Shadow were a crew that was walking through some ridiculously tall grass, as the latter of the four saw something weirdly interesting.

Even if it meant that he couldn't come for them.

"Wow, you are really making excuses. Get real, dude." Clover complained.

"I found Snake Eyes, took his cursed artefact, proved my superiority to him and helped the team. Compared to you three, who got nothing." Storm Shadow remarked, as Clover was ridiculously quiet.

"...Okay, but-"

"Guys, it's not that big of a deal. We've still got four to find and her skills are going to help us find out." Rock encouraged his girlfriend. "And so does the ninja."

"At least, someone here's talking sense." Storm Shadow said.

"Shut up, man. You're always off doing your own dumb thing and it's urgh like you always show up with the perfect move and then you disappear for twenty years!" Rock also shouted. "We need to kick some rockin' butt together."

The tension in the air could be felt, as the quartet was silent to the extreme and they were walking into the middle of the some kind of graveyard zone.

Or an attempt at it with a few skulls, a few candles and a stupid amount of fog that was now surrounding them...clearly in an attempt to spook all of them, but they kept on moving on towards the clear cabin that could be marked out in the distance.

Storm Shadow was still far ahead of the other three, who just knocked on the door...which meant that it was not surprising that someone was in there and less surprising was that Azwel was back, still having purple hair, purple robe and pale skin.

"Can you please unhand me, you ninja fiend!" Azwel yelled, his purple hair clearly dirty.

The ninja in white let go.

"Some people don't know how to greet...though, you would be perfect for inheriting the Dark Seed." Azwel told the four of them, then bowing to all of them. "Forgive me...I've forgot to introduce myself. Azwel, savior of humanity."

"I don't care. What do you need?" Storm Shadow asked.

"What he means to say is...what is your request for the charms?" Legoshi asked, sweating a lot.

"This seed is part of the key to finding about humanity's potential evolution!" Azwel then brought out a picture of a sunflower seed. "And once I have it, Chris will divulge the secrets of the Dark Seed."

"...Don't worry, we'll get it for you." Legoshi looked like tired of the conversation.

"Uh-" Clover stated.

"We'll get it!" Legoshi exclaimed, as he pushed Clover out of the range.

Storm Shadow left to find the sunflower seed in very specific places, as the other three were very much thinking the same exact thing...walking through the fog.

*Legoshi's confessional*

The wolf was not impressed with the weapon-wielding warlock.

"That guy is crazy, but I heard he's also powerful. I don't know how much longer this season is going to be, but...this Chris McLean guy clearly only hires the craziest of people." Legoshi stated.

*Confessional cut*


As for the other members, they were still fighting I-No in the clearing and they were not exactly winning...or losing, as Sol and Dante were aggressively dodging the witch's own attacks and the witch herself was able to fly over them to do some surprise attacks.

Muscle Man was watching the fight from a safe place in the trees and was also watching Coachman getting hit several times by an real life combo.

And yet, the old man was still up and barely injured and everyone besides him was plainly confused.

"Okay, what are you?" Dante asked, defending against I-No's note projectile.

"Too old to care, obviously." Coachman remarked...before preparing himself for something.

"Besides, you blokes aren't coming up with ideas!"

Sol actually got hit by the projectile and I-No actually stopped for a second just because of that shout, wondering what the fuck was going on.

"But I have one-" Sol and Dante went up to him, clearly tired of his shouting.

"Shut the fuck up, you expired tub of lard." I-No stated, not interrupting the sudden huddle between those three.

Said huddle was filled with animosity, to boot, but there was a very good reason for it...the plan actually being inaudible to their opponent, who was still watching them.

And then Sol just broke it up aggressively with Dante slapping the old man on the head, the former two coming with some clean sword slashes to the face of an witch that was loving the fight.

It did help that the two sword guys were taking turns in their tag-team combo, even throwing a straight kick towards the face of the witch, still leaving her a bit disheleved.

But not really injured or willing to give up that guitar.

"Seriously, old guy, what were you talking about that made Sol mad? Giving him to me? Offering me something?" I-No asked. "Or something stupid like in every other challenge you play a role in?"

"Ah..."

Taking of the dead air, Coachman said something.

"...my dear, you do look like you need a drink of sorts."

Everyone that was still watching the fight was surprised.

"A drink that could help you defeat my dear friend Sol!"

"Whoa, whoa, what kind of bullshit are you pulling-" I-No was plain surprised to see a bottle of water. "-I drank on then way here, no thanks."

Sol and Dante was clearly ready to take a swing at it.

"Really? This is just a thing of water...is your fight really more important than water." Coachman smugly grinned, trying to get into her head.

"YOU'RE SOME SENILE IDIOT if you think that's going to help you!" I-No drank the bottle of water aggressively. "I'm going to knock your block off, you understand?"

She rushed in towards the still smiling old man, as she came in with the hardest of swings to actually knock him out and...her guitar stayed intact, in spite of the bruises that it brought.

He still grinned, as he got knocked down to the ground.

"Finally, I'd never thought he would shut up." I-No flew back into the heat of battle.

Sol just countered that with a sliding fiery fist to the guitar, putting I-No on fire...and with just enough time, Dante managed to put a few more swing slashes before slamming her into the ground.

And she still looked fine.

*Dante's confessional*

The demon hunter was dumbfounded.

"Yeah, sure, sabotage our teammate so that you can go with some big plan that doesn't work. Said teammate that is very cool and knows how to pound this witch in the ground! With passion, too!" Dante shouted, clearly tired. "...What did you do?"

*Confessional cut*


Tanjiro and Samurai Jack were both working through dealing with the sleeper demon, quite literally trying to go for the neck and avoiding the purple...flesh things that would've stopped them.

Enmu was faster than ever with a second chance of his demon life and Yuri clearly tried to help with some Haoh-Shaoh-Kens, throwing some big ones to stun the demon with socks.

It clearly helped, but things were moving a bit too fast for her comfort, accidentally making Tanjiro get hit by one...who was forced there by Enmu's purple flesh thing.

Yuri then turned up the heat, coming in for the direct hit with her ears covered and bringing in some potential kicks...only to be stopped by the sleeping hand into a pretty good dream.

Uraraka was sprinting to get some more help, seeing that her power wouldn't really help in this kind of battle and she had a grimace on her face from seeing her friend asleep.

She ran and ran, until she quite literally smacked right into Dawn and Luigi, who were going for another cursed artefact and she had some words to say.

"Tanjiro and Jack are fighting this weird guy that sends people to sleep with his voice and his hands and since we're on the same team, can you guys help?" Uraraka asked as fast as she could.

"...Yes, I've got just the thing!" Luigi declared.

"I don't know if I can help, mostly because of my power being connected to Mother Nature." Dawn said, seeing something...bad. "And it would only make him stronger."

"Hey, I'm putting my foot down for our team players. The best thing you can do is call for someone else!" Luigi told her, as Uraraka was pissed.

"Actually...that someone is coming towards them right now." Dawn told the two of them. "This is all I can do."

"Then let's go beat up a sleep-eater!" Uraraka declared, as Luigi was confused. "The guy's a demon."

"...I might be scared, but I bet they're scared too..." Luigi said, readying himself for the fight.

"Good luck to you two. I'll bring as many people as I can!" Dawn stated, glowing with her own power. "With my animal friends of Mother Nature."

Though Uraraka had gotten Luigi, Samus felt something unnatural and Snake was in the mood for a good fight, the two of them heading towards the epicentre of the battle.

*Dawn's confessional*

"This was all I could do, because though my power is strong...it is useless against someone who can put me to sleep. It's only because I really appreciate sleep." Dawn explained calmly.

*Confessional cut*

Back at the battle, Yuri was dreaming the good dream and the other two were still fighting the good fight and there was still many sword strikes that only sliced through Enmu's weird appendages.

Those also had eyes and Samurai Jack learned the hard way to not look at them, by taking solace in a good dream that involved...a certain someone that he really wanted to be back.

In the dream, he was up in a beautiful Japanese forest, the flowers a weird lilac colour that signified...something that he couldn't remember, but there was definitely a bench.

And someone sitting there that pushed out some of his tears.

"Ashi?"

"...Jack?"

The two of them were as surprised as each other to see them, clearly going for a silent hug and they both looked like they haven't aged a day at all.

Though no words were said, there was none that needed to be said from possibly the couple that killed their biggest enemy...and then they broke up from the hug.

"Hold on, where did you came from?" Ashi asked.

"...Some island...on some show." Jack tried to recall. "I was fighting a man with fangs that could send people to sleep and then...I'm here."

"Wow...that is weird." Ashi remarked.

The two of them were actually walking through the Japanese meadows, wondering...what was actually happening with the fushia sky and unaware of the chaos that was going on outside of the dream.

Said chaos?

...

Tanjiro was clearly trying his best to slice Enmu's neck...but considering that he came back from the dead, the demon himself was stopping any neck hits with his weird eye appendages.

And someone was trying to blindly wake up the displaced samurai by trying to protect them with some floating debris and stuff...Uraraka seeing the very apparent danger that was hitting the rocks.

The two of them alone were somehow keeping up with the demon's suprisingly sly moves that made its mark on Uraraka and Tanjiro's cheeks...with Yuri finally awake, ready to smash some more.

And she went in with the attack, as Uraraka threw more than a few rocks in front of Enmu and Yuri preparing something to break the demon guy's guard...as he was still pelted with rocks.

Uraraka stopped the rocks...right as Yuri hit the demon in the chest with the hardest uppercut that she could muster, even making him go airborne for a good second.

Tanjiro went in for the cut, complete with a Water Breathing technique that was...

...clearly interrupted by the demon still spinning in such an awkward position for his sword swing, but not for his hand that was sliced clean off.

Yet Enmu didn't mind that too much, aside from a short scream that was...weird and he stood still with his other hand out.

"Come on, your teammate's already having a good dream. Why don't you have one, Tanjiro, you know that-"

"Shut up! I'm not letting you eat my friends!" Tanjiro declared, tightly gripping his sword. "Really!"

Uraraka and Yuri were standing right besides him, already pelting some stuff to protect...Samurai Jack, who was still fast asleep in an uncomfortable way...stuck in a good dream that was weird.

*Yuri's confessional*

She was plain angry.

"Look, it's one thing to be some cosplaying weirdo with some weird powers, it's a whole thing to terrorise my teammates! Even if they're dumbasses, they're my dumbasses!"

*Confessional cut*

Enmu was just dizzy to get hit by the attacks, as the demon was trying to get Tanjiro to strike foolishly and his smile indicated that more than anything that he was showing.

Uraraka at this point had looked at the eyes again and it was now time for Yuri to double down on the blind fireballs, the karate girl jumping up into the trees to avoid the eye-covered appendages.

But she couldn't jump high enough to not look at it and ended up falling into the same deep sleep that her teammate was in...but not before firing off another Haoh-Shaoh-Ken.

A giant yellow fireball that just so happened to stun the eyes that managed to put someone else to sleep, as Tanjiro was the only one that was awake to realise something very obvious...the demon was right there, ready to slice him.

And then he cut Enmu's head off with a breathing-boosted swing.

A swing of water that seemed a bit too simple for a returning enemy.

Tanjiro controlled the water...to do a simple slash that cut the demon's head off, which Snake witnessed and they both realised something very obvious, as the flesh slapped itself onto Enmu's decapitated head.

Which Samus definitely pulled Tanjiro out of the way for, as Snake carried some weapons to cut a desperate demon down to size...and a headband to cover his eyes.

"I saw that move coming from a mile away, so guess where I am now!" Enmu declared. "It should be obvious."

His head...was on a mechanical bear and it was clearly looking malicious to boot, the red eyes looking right at the demon's yellow eyes.

*Snake's confessional*

"Imagine having your next mission being cutting a guy's head off and then whatever the purple thing was just putting it back on and him fusing with a bear! I mean, I would do it, but most people would just get outta there." Snake stated, as though the fusion was a normal thing.

*Confessional cut*


Pit, Miko, Riku, Mikasa and Nobara were the five that clearly had a chance of getting Mahito off these islands and off the show, but they had two sharp problems that they had to deal with.

One, the two hands that could quite easy block any attack that they came up with, even with Mikasa putting the full force of the rotating momentum towards one attack...and it just grinding across his arms.

Two, Mahito himself.

He was very fast.

Really fast.

Fast enough to get a strong hit on both Riku and Mikasa with a close swing of the right arm and sending them into a temporary spin that would end up with them witnessing another attack.

Pit had his bunch of random weapons in his bag and he used one that probably work...some arrows of light that did their job of distraction.

"Looking for some guy to fight? Because-" Pit declared, firing off a few while his declaration was getting finished. "-I'm it!"

Mahito went up to his height, just jumping up the tree with quite the sadistic smile and missing with his next swing of his razor-sharp arms, even with Pit just standing there.

The angel himself may not have been alone, but his girlfriend was down there...prepared to deal with something that could kill and has killed before, ready to put some of that muscle memory...

...into trying to climb the tree.

"You guys really know how to put on a show, but I've got some stuff to pull for a certain lady. And curse man." Mahito said, not sweating as he swung twice more towards Pit.

Miko actually just threw the hardest kick followed by a bootleg Tatsumaki Sepukyuaku to the face of the edgy curse, bouncing right off him with another reference-filled kick.

The purple-haired gamer took a breather, as Pit unloaded another bunch of light arrows towards the curse, who was really loving every hit that he had gotten.

But he had one more thing to do.

Which he didn't have to do...because the angel himself split his Silver Bow into two and decided to do some slicing and dicing, Mahito cleanly dodging the swings that Pit took with his dual swords.

Though the curse dodged the swings from the angel, Pit was really rushing down the curse with things that wouldn't really hit him...but only stop from seeing whatever attack was going to come.

and Miko made sure to get...a Punch Out glove, coming in from nowhere to knock the curse right back to the ground with an impressive uppercut that was a bit too clumsy for comfort.

And then the gamer girl just went into the woods to put it away, hoping that Pit didn't see it disappearing like it was from a game.

"Nice one, Miko! You just picked up random stuff from the junkyard?" Pit asked.

There was some silence.

"Uh, yeah, obviously!" Miko shouted. "Was just stuff from the junkyard."

Pit just took a look at a bracelet.

*Pit's confessional*

The angel was sure of something.

"You know, I get the feeling that if she has a secret, she won't reveal it. And that's fine, because I've got bigger problems to deal with...like the...other stuff." Pit said, now with a nervous smile. "Yeah, it's going to be kinda rough and kinda cool...at the same time."

*Confessional cut*

Even after all of that, Mahito just stood up slowly and he did look like he got a bit of the hurt...but not too much of it, still smiling at the chaos that he was deliberately causing.

As the five of the stronger players were fighting, the rest were desperately trying to make up for it with their skills in the background of the battle that was starting cover half of the island.

Nobara was trying to use a hammer in the intended way, boosting its power with some cursed energy and then shooting a nail somewhere into Mahito's body.

Only it ended up hitting a tree.

"Damn, I thought it hit it perfectly." Nobara remarked, firing off another two with the hammer.

It hit right up in Mahito's face.

"Goddamn, that actually hurt."

Nobara stepped to prepare some more nails hitting where they're supposed to, the nails actually floating in place for a quick two seconds...before doing a bit more damage to...Pit's arrows.

Which fired at nearly at the exact same time.

"Fucking 13 year olds."

"Then look at where I am!" Pit shouted.

The arrows did got straight into Mahito's head and the nails went into his feet and he was just screaming in pain like-

"AAAH, nice!"

Every one of the five fighters stopped to notice that it was real awkward and it even managed to attract a few others that were not so excited to do a battle with a pale-skinned Frankenstein teen...

Besides Deadpool, who actually managed to get some things into the cursed spirit.

"I heard you needed-" Deadpool remarked. "...what's with the look?"

"The look of us handling it?!" Pit and Nobara shouted, clearly somewhat out of sync and just giving the merc with a mouth a weird sensation. "Stop copying my words!"

Mahito was still ready to take down one of his enemies, he got caught off guard by the shouting.

*Nobara's confessional*

She was pissed.

"I don't need some superhero wannabe coming in and saving the day and taking all of the credit. He literally did nothing, but shoot paintballs...at a guy that sweats off whatever the gamers did to him!"

*Deadpool's confessional*

The man with the mouth wasn't pissed.

"Finally, some shenanigans that I can get behind. No more random bullshit...which is honestly the only thing that I kinda hate about this season."

He was listening to the words.

"Dude, whoever's writing this is kinda on point with the drama! Old man versus 14 year old warmonger is pretty awesome!"

*Confessional cut*


Azula's crew were still a single unit, being led by the 14-year old imperialist, that was in the middle of trying to get another cursed artefact back to the host with the most.

And said artefacts that was still cursed, as Sierra was chasing all of them through the forest and the drama obsessed adult wasn't making it easy for any of them.

Tron Bonne was literally held hostage by the purple-haired blogger turned Total Drama content creator and her Servbots couldn't really do anything about it.

Besides be hoisted on Squirrel Girl's shoulders and screaming a lot.

Harley and Azula were making quick work trying to find a weak spot and the former didn't exactly care for the latter's fireball towards Sierra and Tron that just hit the latter.

And there was still a lot of ground left to cover, but there was a better idea on the horizon and it started with the girl that was on top of the trees, whispering something important to the squirrels and the Servbots.

Right before landing back on the ground and getting into a whole situation.

"Alrighty, pass it to me! Harley's going to go swinging!" Squirrel Girl shouted.

"Actually, I'm keeping it." Azula was holding...Sierra's burner phone. "Must have some cursed energy."

"I've watched enough of this to know it's absolutely cursed!"

"...Good point."

*Azula's confessional*

"I do not know much about this Total Drama..."

She paused in thought.

"...but if that purple-haired girl put her passion towards anywhere useful, like in war, she would somehow turn the tides on her own. Luckily, she's completely useless, because she'd make anyone lose if she was on their side."

*Confessional cut*

Sierra got knocked out, courtesy of a hard swing that came from Harley and Tron Bonne and the other two finally managed to get back to the host with the most, who was just chilling in a beach chair...in a hut with Chris and Chef.

And they didn't knock.

"Hey, dude...never mind, your team has three cursed artefacts and honestly, you guys aren't that fast. Just not slow." Chris announced, grabbing Sierra's burner phone. "Okay, you two campers, you gotta go!"

Azula and Squirrel Girl just went back out of the hut, trying to get the final cursed artefact...which was going to be much harder to get, thanks to the host with the most smashing the button.

"Hahaha, those Rhinos are gonna-Stop doing that!"

"Stop doing what?" Dawn asked.

Chris was in the middle of trying to look for something from Sierra's burner phone, as Dawn and B might as well have teleported into the hut with the two hosts.

Chef keeping watch, as usual.

"Look, please tell me you didn't just want to spook me." Chris announced, as B put in a weird scroll in his hand. "Nice...your team's still one artefact behind the Rhinos!"

"Do not worry, but we will get you something. Though this challenge may have a questionable end." Dawn warned the two hosts, who just rolled their eyes.

And then she was out, as B went out of the door.

"...I don't know why she's trying to spook us, but it ain't working!" Chris was smirking, as Chef was just sighing seriously. "This challenge is awesome!"


Nui was clearly holding up quite a bit better than anyone really expected, as while she had a whole bunch of people trying to fight her with some weapons that were working...

...but Nui was quite literally built different, which was becoming very apparent in the fact that no matter what kind of combo that Cassie and her teammate pulled out, she just got back up.

"Are you sure she's a real person?" Cassie asked in disbelief, getting a little bit worn out.

"No way. She's quite literally Life Fibres...you know, super powerful clothes-ah, forget it." Ryuko said. "What matters is that we're putting her ass six feet under!"

"Makes sense, because I'm tired of her BS too." Cassie said.

As for Joseph, thanks to his Hamon power, he was clearly seeing that Nui was very mad and also very willing to derobe the guy with her nails...but he had two things on his side.

Ridiculously sharp grass that was cutting right through whatever Nui was made out of...and the clackers that came in for massive damage when she was clearly not looking.

Which in this moment, she was not and they indeed come in to do some more head-smashing of the clacking variety...though they actually managed to get stuck in there.

Nui grabbed it out and decided to start taunting, but not before-

"I know what you're going to say next...'Ryuko, whoever that guy is, he's only a one trick pony!" Joseph remarked with a smile.

"Ryuko, whoever that guy is, he's only a trick pony...aww, that's cute. Sure hope you don't lose to your own trick." Nui then just threw the clackers at an impressive speed.

Just fast enough for Joseph to see it and also fast enough that his arms got hit incredibly hard...actually causing a whole wound to appear on the elbows.

"AAAAHHHH!"

Heavy just fired out his last bunch of bullets, which actually went into Nui and he managed to hit pay dirt, as the seeingly tween villain was temporarily taken down.

"Hahah, weird little girl just done with bullets." Heavy remarked. "Take that...whoever's mom she was."

"I dunno, if she's down yet, but someone's gotta carry her butt!" Ryuko shouted, as she had one simple solution. "A bunch of fucking rope, please!"

"Why do you swear so much?" Heavy asked.

There was a whole bunch of ropes that came from nowhere, but Ryuko was just enjoying seeing Nui tied up a bit too much.

*Ryuko's confessional*

"I know that she's not out for the count, but I've got a good thing going and she's still pissing me for no reason." Ryuko remarked.

"Hold on, how do you know that she's just not taking advantage of your rage." Senketsu told her seriously.

"She probably is, but I'm savouring the fucking moment because where else am I going to carry her again?"

"She is still alive, so hopefully, it's only once before this season's over...but it's likely to not be that."

"Good, because I'm ready to pound whoever sent her. God knows if it's my real mom, I'm about to make some mince outta her...again!"

*Confessional cut*


Sol, Dante and hilariously...Coachman were slowly turning it around thanks to the completely bizarre situation that the unlikely trio was in.

I-No really noticed something that was very wrong, as she tried to swing her guitar towards the demon hunter...and her guitar slipped out of her hands just like that.

Her ears were already donikified and she had a tail, but her hands were starting a really unnerving transformation for everyone there...besides the man that put it into action, who finally woke back up.

"I can't believe it's working." Sol said, not too shaken.

"Me neither and I'm with the guy!" Dante remarked.

The two rough, tough, red men were still hitting I-No with some clean sword hits and the slow transformation was not stopping at all, as her hands were getting less and less mobile.

Hell, to the witch lady, it seemed to be speeding up to her own sight as the two sword guys was doing a real-life combo video of sorts, Sol sliding across the ground towards his distracted enemy and then pulling off a Ground Vortex, a uppercut with his sword.

That sent right into Dante throwing two sword slashes before slamming himself and the black-haired witch right into the ground, pounding some more pain into I-No.

And she was unamused by Coachman slowly walking up to her, his alliance subordinate stepping away to see what could happen next.

The true kick of contempt, as a round house kick that quite literally sent her up into a tree and then he just looked at her with some impressive contempt for someone that apparently didn't know her.

And when he pulled the whip out, her hands were hooves now.

"...Honestly, what shall we do with you?" He asked with a smile that would chills her up. "Can't say that I would like to-"

"Leave her alone, dipshit. We fought her because she's got problems that she needs to deal with." Sol remarked, who didn't have a guitar. "We've gotta get Luigi!"

"Yeah, we've got to bring him to some ghost who doesn't like him." Dante remarked, ready to ask something. "By the way, can I keep this guitar?"

"No." I-No said. "I'm about to smash Sol with it."

"No way you are with those...hooves?" Sol stated, as his worst enemy was looking smug about...something.

"Honestly, considering you pulled the guitar out of somewhere, this thing's gotta sound good." Dante was playing the guitar for a second. "Hey...where did you get this?"

"The construct of space, dumbass. Pretty sure that I can make more of those, so-" I-No stated.

"It's a one of a kind, I got ya! Hey I'll give this back to you when you need it." Dante quipped to the witch. "Probably very soon from what it looks like."

"Yeah as much as you're very annoying, you've also teamed up with some unscrupulous bitches. So, uh, keep at it."

Though the witch meant for someone to care about those words, the unlikely trio with a ton of animosity between them, had one more actual thing to do and they were about to do it with intent.

*Muscle Man's confessional*

He had a ton of leaves on his body in general..

"Look, even if somehow the old man was lying his butt off...are you going to deal with that?" Muscle Man asked. "But I'm built different, so it ain't gotta hurt me!"

*Confessional cut*


"Yeah, right now, one of the gatecrashers has finally crashed and the other ones are-"

There was a certainly a duo kissing in the game, as the two gamers were awkwardly looking at each other and then...coughing to get some of the cooties out of the mouth.

"-Eugh. But some of these teams are lacking in finding the artefacts, courtesy of these random gatecrashers! And who's going to lose because of them gatecrashers?" Chris asked.

"Probably not the team with three of them." Chef remarked.

"Anyways, doing that after the break!"


To be continued in the fourth part of the half-cursed, half-honest episode and honestly, what was that kiss?

Probably going to be explained in the next episode and sorry for the delay, quite literally got lazy for a few days and trust me, the next part will come out on Tuesday.

Emphasis on will by the way, because I'm in the mood to do things.