Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 14: Spooked Boney
Part 4: BEGONE CURSES!

Curses will be definitely gone!

Explanations will be there!

And more importantly, the battle for avoiding elimination and trying to not get killed will be finished, wherever the host has to intervene or not and Chef does not get paid enough.

Spoiler alert: Chris sees ratings only.

And thanks to...everything, this part's probably going to be the funkiest final part of the episode, so read yourself into a coma or something, because this chapter's probably the longest one that I've done in a while!

Memeking, it's kinda going to go where you think it might go and I-No's going to be...humiliated!

1602jaw, he's clearly far from invincible and as for Jack's dream, it does take place after Aku's defeat.

But it's not like death is permanent if the gate crashers coming back to life is anything to go by!


"And we are back with...the kiss."

Chris may have sounded disappointed, but that was only because Miko and Pit made an awkward kiss that just made them both blush.

"I thought it was funny!" Pit exclaimed.

"I know." Miko said.

These two were sprinting.

And hilariously enough, it was also because Mahito was plain getting hammered by five different people throwing their best attacks out there and throwing their best attack was an understatement.

Riku was just blasting a whole bunch of water at Mahito, only to have a certain cyborg throw some electricity at him and these two things combined to have a shocking experience to the white-haired curse.

But once again, Mahito didn't get hurt too much and he had one more trick up his sleeves or rather...arms.

"Serious question. Do you know how to deal with the darkness?" Riku asked, charging up a massive flare.

"Pretty much...I carry it with my many, many hands!" Mahito declared, before there was one thing that practically had to move the Keyblade Master out of the way.

"Domain Expansion: Self-Embodiment of Perfection!"

The hands were coming up to cover him and since there was a whole bunch of trees...guess what happened to them, as all of the people that came in to fight him backed off at tremendous speed.

Fast enough that they didn't notice that the hands were gone just like that, but the trees weren't really gone at all...but flying into the air, ready to slam into the forest that some of the teammates were running into.

Like he meant to destroy the forest for a second or two.

They were flying and then they fell down to earth with all of the grace of a falling tree from a tornado, the foliage slamming down onto the tree-covered canopy that covered the contestants.

Some of them really got hit by the trees, borderline getting caught by them and being able to get up...and others just blew them up like they weren't massive and spitting out a stupid amount of debris.

And then Nobara...decided to put some nails into a voodoo doll, which had a hair that Miko put in and then...just like how he came here to distract the teammates, he dipped out of the situation...but not before saying one thing.

"Bye, guys! I hope that distracted you from winning!" Mahito declared, probably hearing...something. "That was a pretty fun fight!"

The world was probably not fucked for another few whatevers, but Nobara and Miko felt the chills that came from those words and the curse sprinted towards the other gate crashers.

*Nobara's confessional*

"This fucking guy...is going to get it. What's it? A shopping spree's load of hurt!" The brown-haired young sorcerer declared, before throwing a whiffed punch at the camera. "Augh!"

*Confessional cut*

The other contestants that were in the battle were just surprised to see that the guy just backed off, but they were hyped that it happened anyways...even in spite of the injuries that had soured the mood severely.

"Oh my god, you two kissed? Nice!" Deadpool quipped towards the two gaming lovebirds. "So, what was it like?"

Pit and Miko was glaring at the mercenary seriously.

"Okay, t'was asking a mere question. Looks like I missed a lot."

"It was not worth being there." Mikasa told Deadpool, who almost opened his mouth. "Some trees were thrown up."

"And I missed that?!"

"No, you really shouldn't."

The six of them were just ready to find some more things, as there was one obvious direction that they were going towards.

"We have been got, though." Mikasa said. "And we do not have enough artefacts."

"FUCK!" Nobara just yelled, which got everyone's attention.


Speaking of the swear word, Ryuko managed to have her most...not dead enemy tied up with her crew and it was not easy at all to keep a swearing short teenager tied up.

Mostly because Nui Harime doesn't do losing well and also because Cassie was tired of the teen's just untying her ropes with her nails.

"Awww, can't keep your worst enemy down? That's rather nice of-"

"Shut your fucking tiny mouth!" Ryuko yelled at the blondie.

The walk towards wherever they were going was long, arduous and filled with another chance to take the win...courtesy of some blue guy that just jumped down from the trees, complete with devil horns and x-shaped sunglasses.

He wore a trouser and a denim jacket, so it could only be...

"Hey, un-tie me! These brutes are trying to carry into the fire...of death!" Nui whined appropriately. "Yes, please untie me. you guy that looks familiar for some reason."

"Oh...I will not. Decided that I was going to be a protagonist." The guy with the devil horns stated.

"Okay, you blue hobo, do your protagonist thing and untie me please!" Nui shouted, still trying to be sweet and definitely failing at it.

Ryuko and her crew was actually running away from the guy that was just not getting tired and then teleported...just to start up a conversation.

"At least you got the full experience of being tied-up. Pretty nice-"

"Happy Chaos, please, please, please get me!" Nui shouted, in between cutting another super sturdy rope.

"Okay."

Suddenly, the people that managed to tie Nui up got blasted away minus the kidnapped villain herself and said villain was carried by Happy Chaos doing the peace sign.

And the five of them got slapped out of their minds, as the two villains were just...gone and they literally had nothing to give for it.

Besides a bunch of a trees that got torn in half and Ryuko really seething in anger.

*Ryuko's confessional*

"FUUUUCK!"

"Ryuko, get a hold of yourself." Senketsu tried to slap his master...but couldn't reach him.

"Wait, hold the fuck on! SHIT, she just disappeared like a bitch with some bootleg-ass Scissor Blades...man, why do I sound like that right now?" Ryuko asked, a bit too angry to sound reasonable.

"Because Nui escaped to...who knows where on this massive island." Senketsu stated. "You seem more motivated.

"You're clearly right. I'm staying on this show until I find Nui and crush her bones, threads or paper! I'm kicking her ass!"

"Ryuko...then don't let your anger boil over."

The black-haired teenager with one hell of a fired up soul...listened.

"To make it through, you're going to need to help out."

Ryuko just calmed down a lot.

"Yeah...I'm going to do that."

*Confessional cut*


In the green corner, it was looking...quite neutral, as Samurai Jack still dreamed his dream, Tanjiro was actually putting on the moves and now that Samus was there...Enmu was not having a great time putting people to sleep.

Samus, Snake and Tanjiro were just too strong of a one-two-three combo to deal with, especially since the former two were hammering the demon with distracting attacks that just did a stupid amount of damage.

Mostly the former two and Yuri unloading on the attacks that were practically timed-strategically to kick his ass with impending precision...and Tanjiro had no idea how to go about it.

He knew that he needed to cut his neck...but how was he going to time it without hitting one of his teammates, even if it was only Yuri that was doing some proud close quarters karate smashes.

But he had one thing to protect.

The people that he hated, he loved and barely knew...but he breathed with some serious intent, putting some Water Breathing to good use.

The samurai, though?

Back in the meadows that had changed a bit, there was still peace in the air and a weird feeling that was in the air...for an reason that would make sense later.

It wasn't like they didn't know, as they seemed ready to fight.

"You feel something?" Ashi asked.

"Yes."

The dream meadows...didn't change, besides the stupid amount of clouds that were clearly masking something...something that was also familiar, yet unnerving to the both of them.

The smell of someone trying to put someone to rest and a certain demon just popped out of the clouds and yet the skies have cleared around...Enmu fighting a familiar friend that Jack had.

A massive guy in a kilt that was really not in the mood.

"Jack, ye laddie!" The Scotsman shouted, completely frustrated. "This wee little idiot's trying to fight me!"

And then it was like his big friend just fell, as Scotsman was asleep.

"Weren't you fighting that guy?" Ashi asked, seeing her boyfriend just realise something important.

"Yes...but not in a dream. I must fight out of my dream." Jack stated, solemnly looking at the reality ahead of him. "Sorry, Ashi."

"Sorry that I couldn't be out there...but don't worry about me. Worry about...there!"

Samurai Jack's vision got swallowed up by the light and Ashi just waved a slow goodbye, shedding a tear for her boyfriend back in reality...while she was in the middle of...Void's Erasure, stepping into the invisible portal.

Tanjiro was actually swinging for the demon's neck, as he actually managed to cut a little bit of Enmu's neck...but before he could go fully into doing just that.

He managed to catch one of the sleeping eyes and he was back to resting, he was lying down...with a now empty box.

Samurai Jack finally awoke back up and weirdly enough, there was another person there...not necessarily a contestant, but she was definitely a sister with a bamboo rod in her mouth.

"Come on, Nezuko, why don't you join us?" Enmu asked. "I'll let you have all of the meat in exchange for your-"

Nezuko may have been a bit short, as Samurai Jack stoically ran for the neck, but she had good kicks for days and those kicks were just hammering right into Enmu's still ugly face.

And claw swipes, too, letting her brother's samurai friend take the chance to slice the whole neck off of the demon...with a perfect cut.

It wasn't like the demon sister caught the sleeper demon off guard, as Nezuko then went to sleep in the middle of doing a divekick and though it may have stunned Enmu, he had the upper hand.

"I'll let your traitor self go, if you just give in-"

Samurai Jack cut the head off the neck perfectly, letting Nezuko go.

Letting all of his teammates wake up.

And then Nezuko was just in awe of the samurai's determination-boosted power, ready to help her brother and his teammates out...injuries ready to be burned away.

"Jack!"

Tanjiro shouted that, remembering the challenge.

"Does a demon head count?"

"Why would it? My head's beautiful enough and it doesn't bring..."

Enmu got shoved into a bag that Snake now carried...and his socks too.

And then Snake and Samurai Jack, both uninjured, sprinted off towards where the campsite was...guessing that it would count for at least one cursed artefacts, considering that the smell really woke Tanjiro up.

"Damn and with that, the last of the gate crashers are gone and...they may have cursed stuff, but whoever's coming has to give it to me regardless!" Chris shouted with excitement.

*Nezuko's confessional*

She had a bamboo rod in her eye, but she was clearly happy to help her brother out and get some time to exert herself.

*Tanjiro's confessional*

"I'm glad that's over. But how is he alive again? Even demons don't return from the dead...so...something incredibly terrible must have happened." Tanjiro looked more determined than ever. "Zenitsu...Inosuke...please find your way here."

*Confessional cut*


The trio that actually managed to defeat their opponent first weren't having the best time trying to get back into the camp...especially since that they had a lot of people trying to find their third or last cursed artefact.

Their team may have had the most of them, but the other team didn't have the least of them.

"How do you blokes like-" Coachman asked.

"Okay, big man, you've gotta rest! That was...a messed way up to defeat some lady." Dante remarked.

"Eh, she made a jackass out of herself throughout her whole life. It's not like she was a good person."

Sol was just horrified and confused.

"...What the hell are you talking about?" Dante asked. "You've never met this lady before!"

"Yes, I have...sort of." Coachman remarked. "But I wouldn't have needed to."

The other two were just sure of something...very off.

"Why?" Sol asked. "Why the hell did you turn her into a donkey?"

"Because she obviously made her mistake of dealing with me." Coachman remarked, before doing a dark chuckle. "But why should you two be surprised...I made the deal to help you two."

"Pretty demonic, huh? I guess that's what your hat's hiding." Sol remarked, as Dante just clapped once.

"I'm just bald, you friendly blokes." Coachman said with an impressive amount of malice. "Deal or not, we are going to get it to that quite strange host."

"I don't believe you for a second." Dante just sped...to get the hat off and lo and behold... "Okay, you weren't lying that time."

"...I am rather glad that you took off my hat." Coachman remarked, clearly tired of the two of them at this point.

The three of them just ran on forward, as they were clearly getting chased by some other contestants towards the campsite...mostly because of Catalina and Riley coming in with paintball guns.

It was not working, because they were paintball guns and the ballets quite literally got deflected by Dante in the coolest fashion...and as a cause of that the two of them were painted right back.

"Wait, is that really it? I just swung those back!" Dante remarked, seeing the duo's eyes covered in paint.

"Nigga, this guy's now fucking with you." Riley complained, ready to go full blast on the paintballs.

They had bigger problems than dealing with two contestants that were rather adept with the paintball guns, as Dante just let them spray some paint on his jacket.

Just 'cause.

Riley and Catalina sprinted with whatever was left of their paintball bullets...as they were both rolling to just cover the guitar and to also distract from the obvious.

It worked surprisingly well, as Dante dodged out of the way with the guitar...and the other two were just pelted with paintballs, in spite of the rather fast paintball shots.

Though it may have ran out, Riley and Catalina just jumped on the old man, who was just letting them try to beat his head down...and it was not working.

"You fools, I-" Coachman ran proudly...but not before Catalina smashed him with the gun itself. "-I have a thing to prove to my team about!"

"I don't care, you look like an actual pig." Catalina came swinging...towards the old man that were running right ahead of her.

"You probably wouldn't be the first to say that."

"Well, I'm the first woman to say that shit!"

Though Catalina actually ran quite a bit faster, Coachman just used his whip to slap her eyes like it was not a problem and...she stopped in pain, going down to the ground.

"Serious whippage, man, there's about to be close one...or not, for the Rhinos already have three to their name!" Chris announced.

*Riley's confessional*

"Look, I know that getting racks is the main reason why I'm here, but that was some other kind of move...like a supervillain type of move. I ain't complaining, but that was dirty." Riley stated, clearly not impressed.

*Confessional cut*

On the other side, Tanjiro managed to catch up to his friends carrying Enmu's quickly fading head and ridiculously smelly socks and the three of them were sure that they had two more to go.

But they had no time to waste regardless.

Luigi, however, took a braver turn...as he stepped up to his current biggest enemy out of the game to request one simple thing that he needed.

"Give me the cursed artefact!" Luigi shouted, his boots quaking.

"No...technically someone has to-" King Boo was plain flustered. "-give me you."

"Who said it didn't h-have to be myself..."

"...Uh, me? Is there-"

King Boo quite literally saw Dawn teleport right behind him like an edgy anime character and she looked quite inquisitive to it.

"-WHAT THE NATURE GIRL?! Please don't read me..."

"Hello, I have helped Luigi on his quest to get here. Please give me the diamond." Dawn stated with some powerful intent.

"Fine!" King Boo whined. "I was going to sell it on EBay and then rip them off!"

The ghost was crying, as Dawn and Luigi were both confused at the full turnaround of the giant ghost's mood, but they did have a diamond to carry towards the place.

And speed, as Luigi booked it with Dawn "right behind him" to get the diamond to avoid taking another loss for his team.


"Hold on, that's just dust and the socks that made a camera fall down. That's three cursed artefacts for you Deers-"

"No, Chris McLean, that's a fading head." Snake stated, as the sack still had half of Enmu's fading head.

"Uh, obviously, it's not that cursed...just weird, dude. Speaking of cursed, you guys are going to lose...again!" Chris remarked, before seeing that Dante was carrying the guitar in his own hands. "Dante's clearly got something cursed-"

"STOP RIGHT THERE!" Luigi yelled, still in the forest.

Dante actually managed to stop for a second, before being completely thrown off by an explosion that was really worth its own weight in speed and seeing Dawn for no reason.

"How did you-"

"I took a shortcut." Dawn said. "And my friend here is going to bring a good fate for us Deers."

All of a sudden, Luigi came in with a diamond in his own hands...doing the misfire and finally running on the ground, still carrying it and putting it into Chris' own hands.

"Luigi, you look like you got smashed up! At least the Deers nets another win with your cursed artefact!" Chris announced. "Dante...sorry that your team has to vote someone off. I hope that there's a bucket-ton of tension during the vote!"

Luigi did a pained cheer.

Ryuko and Nobara clearly smashed into each other, as they arrived back at camp...in the middle of their own fight, using their hammers and punches like it wasn't a big deal.

And then they realised when Chris actually smiled, bad stuff usually followed.

"Swordfishes and Crows, your team have to vote off someone...again! Hopefully, it's exciting this time!"

"Screw you, Chris!" Ryuko shouted.

"Yeah, no wonder no-one likes you." Nobara added, pushing the black-haired teen off.

"Damn, that's unfortunate that's a lie. You and your enemy has to report to the campfire if the votes pile high enough!"

Luigi, Tanjiro, Snake, Samurai Jack, Catalina covered in leaves and Riley still carrying the paintball guns were all cheering for their own team, as they all knew that they had barely cinched.

*Catalina's confessional*

"See what I mean? If I put my mind to it, I'll start running this shit like back in Liberty City!" Catalina yelled proudly. "And the other people helped my ass out, but chica here's got potential."

*Tanjiro's confessional*

"That's very good for me, because I want to know why Enmu was back. But I also want to get back to protecting the people from demons." Tanjiro said, as his sister just went up to him.

Nezuko just nodded confidently.

"I know...maybe if I win this, I'll might find some way to turn you back into a human. But Lady Tamayo promised me something..."

Nezuko cheered him on.

"...Yeah, right now, I need to celebrate with my friends."

*Confessional cut*

Dante was plain pissed off, as Coachman finally walked himself towards the campfire, very much with a smile and Azula glared menacingly at Dante.

Unfortunately, a lot of the team was pissed off with having to do another vote, especially since they all came back at mostly the same time as Azula.

"Serious question. Why shouldn't we vote for you?" Satori asked.

"Because I'm really...let's just talk this out inside." Dante stated.


"Due to...certain things that I'm dealing with right now, I can only watch the eliminated camper's face of dread on the Dock of Shame. Which sucks, because you know how I love tension, but...I've got something better!" Chris shouted through the speakers of the mess hall that had some good food spread somehow evenly.

Even if Chef was fighting a bunch of interns at the same time with martial arts, that wasn't going to stop the television drop down.

"Social distanced elimination ceremonies, huh? Kinda sucks, but your votes make it awesome!" Chris remarked. "Anyways, gotta deal with stuff, cya in about an hour!"

That was not unlike Chris, but all of the contestants noticed that things were rather uneasy on the Rhinos again.

"Yo, they complaining again? How many challenges did they win?" Riley asked.

"3 out of 13, so they have a right to complain." Snake stated, biting through some fried chicken.

"Yeah." Riley replied, clearly not listening.

The air on the Deers' table was generally jaunty, as contrasted by the Rhinos' table, where throwing people under the bus was borderline an olympic sport...signified by the silence within there.

Besides a few.

"Hey, babe! I know I'm married and all that, but your detective stuff is sexy." Muscle Man complimented Carmelita...sort of.

"I will not consider it." Carmelita gave him the cold shoulder.

Tifa was surprised to see that the two rival alliances weren't at each other's throats...but mostly doing something that wouldn't be too surprising.

"Woo-wee, am I stuffed! Us ladies are just going to talk about fashion and what not!" Squirrel Girl was getting looks from her alliance. "See ya later!"

"Really? I know a thing or two about fashion." Dante remarked, winking to the camera. "Can us lads get some advice."

"Uh-"

"Sure!" Azula added, fake smiling throughout it. "It would be nice to teach these dumb men about fashion, right?"

Tifa realised what was going to down and promptly whispered something to Carmelita and Clover, right besides her, who were clued into the mystery vote that they both shared.

And then it spread to Rock and Legoshi, strategically making them share five votes...for an obvious choice.

*Rock's confessional*

He was in a motivated mood.

"As much as I don't want to believe them, they are also the strongest players on our team and man, they're cool to hang out with...aside from my new girlfriend, so I'm going with them." He said.

*Confessional cut*

As for the other two teams, Shego, Michiru and now Giovanni were doing something a little bit unsurprising...as they were hanging out on top fo the cabin, the latter of the trio struggling.

"Well, what do you think of voting off Kipo?" Shego asked.

"I don't know, she's a cool person. Sandy, though..." Michiru said. "...she's probably a strong player and would kick our asses any day of the week."

"As much as I like her, Kipo would do the same."

"If that's what you're going for...I'll be out." Michiru remarked. "Sandy's actually smart enough to really win this thing!"

"She proved me wrong when I said that my powers aren't powerful enough to be called Lav-Acid, which is a cool name!" Giovanni dramatically stated. "And Kipo believes it."

"Are you serious...never mind, we're voting for the squirrel girl. She did help us lose in the sleeping challenge." Shego stated, clearly tired of the duo's lack of seriousness.

The other two looked inspired.

"...But you are going to regret it."

And the Swordfishes had one weirdly obvious answer, in spite of them not doing anything to earn it...besides being one of the most potentially strong contestants that there could be.


"Campers, today, we're eliminating some people at the campfire like always because the thing that I had to deal with took no time at all! Besides, these six from these three teams have to get their butts down here!"

Storm Shadow, Azula, Coachman, Iori, Carmelita and Sammy were the first six players hailing from the Rough Rhinos.

Kipo, Shego, Sandy, Soma, Papyrus and Noah were the second group of six that hailed from a team, though they were from the Crafty Crows.

And finally, Arle (mysteriously), Min Min, Ryuko, Sokka, Tails and Daphne were the final six, coming from the Striking Swordfishes.

"Finally, you eighteen campers have gotten your butts down here into the campfire of elimination...where three of you are going home! The votes a mystery, but the Sling-Yacht is guaranteed for the eliminated!"

Chris just saw all of the people that were talkative a second ago, suddenly so quiet for the host to say a lot of words.

"The votes have been cast. The marshmallows have been set. The idols shall be played now!"

"Then I request..."

Storm Shadow just pulled out a Immunity Idol to the shock of the two alliance leaders.

"...to guarantee my safety."

Chris took a look at it.

"It's the real deal, so his voters are going to regret it! Anyways..."

Azula then quickly snapped back to a stoic face, as Storm Shadow knew something obvious.

Other than the milking of the tension.

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"Azula, Sokka and Kipo only have one vote to their name!"

Azula and Sokka glared at each other, as Kipo took all three of the marshmallows...courtesy of her speediness and her mutations.

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"Shocker of all shocks, Coachman, Papyrus and Ryuko also only have one vote to share!"

"Yes, I have the sole vote!" Papyrus shouted, as he took the marshmallows.

"Whoever voted for me has a problem." Ryuko grabbed her marshmallow with some anger.

Coachman smiled, for...obvious reasons.

And the other twelve contestants were fearing for their game safety.

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"Iori, Kipo and Daphne..."

The three of them looked like the pants of fear was setting in their pants.

"...also have one vote to share between the three of team...extending their stay another day!"

"Okay, that makes a lot of sense." Kipo stated. "But who would do that?"

Shego just groaned, which made it too obvious.

"No way, you've gotta be more subtle next time."

Iori just took solace in his marshmallow, as opposed to accidentally revealing his own vote and Daphne didn't look too surprised, just enjoying her marshmellow.

"Three out of the nine of you are about to be eliminated and as Storm Shadow used his idol...that's only eight of you, the next two to be safe are..."

Chris was really enjoying the scared expressions from the remaining eight contestants, especially Tails' genuine look of fear.

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"...Soma and Tails, earning two and five votes from their own teams respectively!"

"Whoa, what I did do to you?" Soma asked obliviously.

"To be fair, you're a potential threat despite your dopiness." Tails said, just taking his marshmallow. "And so am I."

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The remaining six contestants were plainly shocked to see themselves be down, despite their lack of doing anything to rock the teams' boat.

"Carmelita and Sammy...Noah and Sandy...Arle and Min Min...six contestants that are on the edge of riding the Sling-Yacht! And three of you will ride it today!"

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Carmelita didn't let that show.

Sammy really let that show.

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Noah didn't look too surprised, but neither did Sandy, both of them smart enough to know that they'd be potential threats.

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Arle and Min Min were both surprised to be both the top two of votes of this challenge.

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"Who will it be?"

Chris really milked the drama for what it's worth.

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"One, two, three..."

The contestants were plain old tired of the host wasting their time.

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"...Carmelita, Sandy and Arle are..."

The other three contestants were getting tired of knowing the obvious, so they stood up.

"...eliminated from the game with three, eight and eight again votes from their teams respectively!"

"Wait, it doesn't even make sense that we're the top two, let alone that Arle of all people is eliminated!" Min Min exclaimed. "...It was a setup."

"Obviously and I know who it was." Arle declared, as her friend just went into whispering distance.

Before Arle got pulled away by Chef.

Noah didn't look too surprised.

"As a man of knowledge and I will kinda miss you." Noah remarked. "But you were a threat in this game."

"At least you're honest. Y'all voting me off for something that happened seven challenges ago...are gonna have problems." Sandy made her statement. "I know that none of y'all here voted for me, though."

"For the record, Storm Shadow had 10 out of 18 votes and Sammy has two! Noah had five and Min Min had seven."

Arle and Min Min eyes' both widened, as they realised what had gone down...a false flag operation of the stupidest order.

Carmelita and Sammy did a confident high-five, sure that the nicer twin would go much further in the game or at the very least, go several challenges further.

"To be fair, it's not like I wanted to be here." Carmelita said. "But eliminated like this means that there's some double alliance happenings."

"That's kinda crazy! The two alliances were made because they hated each other...right?" Sammy asked. "Are there even two alliances?"

"Yes."

"...I don't believe it, but I'll keep it in the back of my mind."


"Any last words from the three eliminated contestants?"

"This is-" Arle just her shoved off, her stuff inside the sling-yacht.

"Could be much worse. I got voted off 'cause of strategy and me messin' it up...still can't believe some dad's reppin' Texas!" Sandy said her honest thoughts. "Tell 'im that I appreciate his work."

"Tell who? I'm being voted off." Carmelita crossed her arms. "Even if I didn't mean to be here and my work has been pushed back...I regret being here-"

All three of them were on the yacht and they all got shot off by the sling, along with the yacht.

"Wow...that wasn't the most dramatic elimination, but there's quite a lot of juicy drama in here! Three more leave and the show goes to live another day! What wild battles will happen next? What kind of madness will go down? And more importantly, will my hair gel run out? The first two are to be determined in the next episode of...Total Drama: Ultimate Islands!"


To be continued in the next episode, where two people that come from the Mushroom Kingdom host potentially the most hellish type of "relaxing game" that would come after the four-way battle of this...strange and "scary" episode.

That's right, Mario Party mini-games!

Filled with randomness, stupid rulesets, frustration in spades, betrayal, a chance for another kiss and the most annoying short guy on this side of the multiverse, this one will sure be one to watch for not only that reason.

But also for a game-changing reason that isn't the temporary removal of teams that will come after that specific episode.

Nope, it's a true mystery until Episode 16 comes out in May or late April, depending on how things go with Episode 15, coming this April!

There's going to be a special anniversary chapter coming out this week, though, so expect some contestants attempting to relax while Chris does some zany stuff.