TD:UI presents...
...The Ultimate Cruise Crossover!
It's been a year since I've made this thing and though I've done fics that have gone for longer, they're not even close to be nearly as good and as concise as this one!
And I'd like to think that I did do a good job, but it's far from a perfect job thanks to me forgetting a whole bunch of contestants...but that comes with the territory of making a season with over 120 contestants.
I would also like to thank 1602jaw for allowing me to use his characters in this special one-off chapter and as much as this is a weird chapter, these contestants really need to let off some steam.
Once again, contestants will collide...
...weird stuff will happen...
...and there might even be a second part!
In The Cruisin' Islands! (Part One of Two!)
Even though challenge day was supposed to be today, Chris wasn't letting a little thing like obligations or the producers forcing him to take another day off the challenges stop him from having the finer things in life.
Brunch was one of them, the large table fitting all of the food that a brunch really needs to be there, including enough food for ten people and only a few people having access to it.
"Brunch, the best of all meals!" Chris remarked. "For when you've already woken up with a good breakfast, but lunch ain't doing it at the moment."
"Yeah, I had me and my servants work non-stop to make that thang! They ain't appreciating it, so they ain't getting it!" Chef exclaimed.
"True...bottoms up!"
"Yeah!"
And the glasses clinked together.
"Wonder if they realise that they're not allowed to use my special ingredients."
"Nah, Chef, they brung their own...somehow." Chris remarked. "You're gonna try and stop that boat."
"Like hell I won't...but I'm bringing down the mood."
The two hosts were just doing their own eats.
"If anything crazy happens today, these campers can handle it! Do you see those guys...I can use the rejected challenges." Chris remarked, before Chef did a mock gasp. "Yeah, I know!"
"Come on, Chris, you know how it is."
These guys were clearly having a good time with their meal, especially since they didn't really help the contestants that were going thru it rn...so they didn't really expect a letter with his name on it.
And it appeared from a portal to boot, so the hosting duo and some other interns that joined the meal were looking at what must have been some prankster's letter.
Unforunately, it wasn't just some prankster, as the host with the most realised...it was another him, judging by the writing that looked shoddy and yet clearly detailed his most malicious prank.
Dear me from that show with too many people
I know that your show's boring with not too much lore, but I've got something coming that you're probably seen a bit before. I don't know why I'm rhyming, but I'm sending a few of my season's contestants...and yes, I don't care that the season's over! BITCH, they're gonna have a bad time too.
Signed, Chris McLean from Cruise, the best season-
"And nothing of value was burnt." Chef just lit the letter on fire. "What the heck's this feeling?"
"Pretty sure that they've already sent those bunch here." Olivia Octavious asked. "And well, stuff is getting wild."
"Then deal with it." Chef gruffily commanded the supervillain.
"What if I don't do that?" Olivia continued right as Chef Hatchet wanted to say more. "I've got seven tentacles waiting to report the producers-"
Chef just sighed, as Chris was just smiling at the potential chaos that would happen...even in a filler episode, shit was about to go down.
"Slow down, ragehead! Maybe they were playing the game!" Leshawna shouted, trying to find Ryuko's reasonable side.
"Fuck, some guy's trying to play the game by messing with my teammates? Not happening!" Ryuko was doing the angriest run that she could.
"Not saying that the man's not trash, but you getting your head steamed about it ain't gonna work."
"Bullshit, you know what happened to those kind of people? They get steamrolled."
"They make it to third first and we ain't even close to being third. You don't even know who did it." Leshawna stated, still pissed. "I'm with you, girl...just ain't as angry as y'all!"
"Why not? Some genius on the team was fucking with us!" Eva shouted, actually managing to crush some rocks. "And we don't know who it is."
The three were actually ending their one-hour run, though it was more like a two-hour walk that somehow petered out at the end, circling back to the campsite on the smallest main island.
Two of the three runners were mad about the vote from two days ago, especially since none of the trio were any closer to finding it and Daphne's assistance still wasn't working.
Judging by the very apparent amount of bed hair.
"Well, there's something. Someone writing that 'you will have problems dealing with us." Daphne stated, carrying a piece of paper. "But they were smart enough to not write their name, so..."
Ryuko and Eva just punched through the table that Daphne was still writing and so was Basil.
"Who could go next, because...apparently some guy's been messing with the votes." Daphne stated. "And the worst part is that he's probably good-looking."
"Not the time! We've gotta deal with him, not take a look at him." Leshawna remarked.
The four of them were hanging out...along with an very attentive Min Min, who didn't really have anything to contribute at the moment and Basil, who was in the middle of reading another book.
"Yes and your anger isn't going to help." Min Min did contribute one thing. "Because the food-"
"-is shit, we get it. I'm not sitting...on my ass."
The five that weren't reading a book noticed a few people just hop out of a hole in reality, which wasn't really a portal...but it was something that most of the contestants in the mess hall noticed.
Especially because two of the people were just an contestants and an intern from another dimension and those two were mad.
Ryuko...against Ryuko wearing a white hoodie jacket and her school uniform and they were both pissed off for essentially opposite reasons.
And Mako as a contestant against red-shirt wearing Mako, who was not mad at all.
"Hey, fucker!" Hoodie Ryuko shouted. "I've got enough problems already and your clone butt's here?!"
"Maybe you're the clone because..."
Ryuko just put out her scissor blade.
"...that sounds very much like a dumbass."
The two Ryukos were ready to go at it, while the other Mako wasn't really angry...just scared and ready to co-operate with her alternate self.
Too bad, the two immediately started swinging their Scissor Blades around and used their own movement to immediately get around each other and it was...really confusing, even to the alternate Mako pair that was staring in awe.
And that was before the hallejuahs.
"Oh my god, the two of them are fighting like they're mirror opposites...yet they're the same person and they're very cool!" Red-Shirt Mako shouted. "But they're gonna destroy the mess hall that was set up and barely held together by tape and stuff..."
There was a quick breath.
"...and now you show up to do...whatever!"
"But I just woke up, brushed my shiny teeth, found a portal, got sucked into it and now I'm here probably with my friends in some kind of post-season prank!" Cruise Mako explained. "Trust me...it's a weird one."
"I get it."
"You do!"
The two Makos knew what to do, even despite the thrown tables that came from their teammate/friend...as they both blocked the tables and slammed it down onto the ground.
"Why the hell you're going to bat-" Hoodie Ryuko was actually stopped by Eddy.
"Chill, Ryuko, this was the dimension that I got stuck in." Eddy said. "Uh..."
Making Hoodie Ryuko realise something that was both very obvious...and very strange, as there was quite a few people that Eddy could recognise in the flat ground.
"...yeah, it is! There definitely was another you here."
"Sorry...alternate version of me...you must be going through a lot." Ryuko (from Cruise) decided to be the bigger woman here. "Damn it, why are you so mad?"
"Why are you so calm now? Did someone put you up to this?" Ryuko (from here.) still wasn't backing down. "...Sorry, just got a problem with some dumbasses faking votes or whatever."
"Finally. Why the hell am I here?"
"Dunno, probably just got unlucky."
The two Ryukos sighed, as the tables were put down quickly and the intern Mako was clearly in a good mood, having to point out something.
"What about it, Mako?" T-Shirt Ryuko said, seeing her intern friend point out something.
"No way, it those two from the that Total Drama Cruise thing!" Intern Mako squealed, as School Clothes Mako waved to her.
The two pairs that were the exact same...though separated by space, time and two versions of Chris that were both insane in very different ways and of course, there was more people from that Cruise show.
Mikasa was just using her ODM gear to try and get Darkness to hit...anything in the woods that were on the west side of McLean Island and a few others were helping in that front.
Kipo and Michiru didn't really have better things and so used their abilities to further Darkness' own abilities with her spear and everything else...with Kyo was just there...furthering his own terrible poetry.
Though the clumsy crusader herself was actually trying to swing around the trees with some proper movement and trying to be way less terrible with her random spear swings.
And she was not having the best of times at all, as she had gotten hit more than a few times by the trio's surprise attacks...and even reacting with so many missed attacks that she wasn't really frustrated at, thanks to her...secret psychology deal.
Even then, she was clearly determined to improve her art of masochism, swinging spears and other shit that nothing to do with those...getting caught out by another one of Michiru's big punch again and liking it, even through the pain with the giant fist.
"Give me more!" Darkness exclaimed.
"I will not! What's up with your...love of pain!" Michiru shouted.
"Yes, insult me!"
"...Are all of your friends this wacky?" Michru said. "This crazy?"
Mikasa and Kipo just stopped to see Darkness writhe in her feeling, as Michiru was just gesturing to the horny crusader.
"Huh...she's at least happy." Kipo said, incredibly uncomfortable. "Darkness, are you okay?"
"The best way to say is that it's a yes and a no." Mikasa just saw Darkness stand back up with a peverted smile. "Mentally, she is not in a good state."
"I was asking!" Kipo said.
"Yes, hit me more!" Darkness declared. "Yes...Aqua?!"
"Is Aqua your girl-"
Kipo just got swamped by a bunch of water, that come from a certain blue-haired mage that had less use than Brawl Ganondorf (if you know the refernce, you'll get it.) and she was still wearing her usual attire of a blue dress with white seperated sleeves and blue boots.
Aqua was definitely not her girlfriend.
"That's right! I am the goddess of water...the best, the coolest and more importantly, I am one rank above her!" Aqua declared. "And more importantly, I'm from the future!"
Mikasa, Kipo, Michiru and Darkness were looking at her.
"Really? This again?" Darkness asked. "Aqua, tell me one thing from the future."
"...You will have...been eliminated." Aqua said. "And you still won't get the suitor."
And all of the weapons were up at her, including a spiky tail, some giant fists and
"Okay, Aqua, this is not funny. I thought you were at home, complaining about how a billion isn't enough." Darkness stated. "How are you here?"
"I came from the future! Believe me!" Aqua yelled, right in between Mikasa's blades.. "...I have not beaten Ryuko for...nothing."
She realised that she might have said too much.
"No, seriously, you haven't even heard of a Total Drama a month ago and you said you've been gone for longe than that...impostor!" Darkness yelled. "What do you came from."
"Okay, stop! She's not an impostor!" Someone else shouted. "Drop your weapons."
Immediately all weapons were dropped besides the two blades, as Mikasa recognised-
"Armin! I'm going to assume that you're from the same place that this Aqua lady's from." Mikasa stated, holding back a tear. "Or same...show."
This Armin dude...may have been wearing the same uniform as Mikasa, but he was a little bit shorter, had a blonde bob cut and was white.
Nevertheless, they saluted their alternate selves with the Scouts' salute.
"Mikasa! Uh..." Armin shouted. "...I thought you were back at home!"
"I could say the same thing." Mikasa said.
The few tears come out with Mikasa and Armin...as contrasted towards Aqua was clearly out of her element with an alternate version of her friend just dismissing her explaination of the vague "future."
*Aqua's confessional*
She was in mid-panicking.
"Get it together! You survived whatever Chris...just put out, all you need to do is scamm these guys and then...I'll be very cool and get all of the food-" Aqua said, before seeing something.
A random Total Drama Cruise boxset that came from another portal and certainly came from Cruise Chris...just doing what does best.
"Oh ho, I'll be a celebrity in this season!" Aqua shouted. "I'll be the talk of the super-sized Total Drama season!"
*Armin's confessional*
The scared scout wasn't so scared anymore.
"After talking to Mikasa, this is definitely the place that Eddy went into and to be fair, it doesn't seem like death is around every corner and villains don't just come out of here." Armin stated. "But I still don't know how the challenges are...normal...because Chris has to deal with this many people. I like that this universe's hosts aren't insane...just surprised."
*Confessional cut*
The tears from Aqua made a whole puddle in the ground.
"Uh...I'm from the universe that this guy's from." Aqua admitted shamefully. "You must know me."
"Hold on. You're that person from that Cruise thing?" Darkness asked, still trying to be upstanding. "Then...uh...meet up in the mess hall!"
"Oh yeah! I'm a big celebrity where I came from!" Aqua shouted. "You guys want to learn some tips from me?"
"Uh...no?"
"Then I'll come to you into the mess hall and see what my adoring fans have to say about my skills!"
Armin and Mikasa (having watched the season due to Kyo accidentally finding the interdimensional TV.) knew that it wasn't good.
And it was as Aqua didn't expect, but anyone who had watched/read Cruise expected, as a bunch of stuff was being pelted at the blue-haired goddess of sabotage, uselessness and...antagonism?
"Why does nobody like me?!" Aqua cried through the tears, all of the random stuff missing her. "I just wanted to win something."
"I don't hate you, but it's because you sabotaged so many eliminations, kicked out a few fan-favourites, got fourth only because you forgot something obvious, put quite a few lives in danger and generally was a terrible person in our season." Armin explained, clearly tired of his fellow contestant. "Didn't you-"
"Why! Why! I go from dimension to dimension and it's all #fuckaqua. Doesn't anyone have any sympathy for me." Aqua yelled. "SHUT UP!"
The stuff that was thrown stopped a while ago, but the crying had just stopped now.
"No one was talking, Aqua. Sorry that we all threw sinks at you." Kipo stated. "Why would do you that?"
"Because she's a piece of shit...and Shego told us to do it." Kyo remarked, before realising that the explaination was...dumb.
"Got ya. To be fair, half of the team hates you, but I respect the hustle." Shego told Aqua, coming to the lady.
"So, do you know of my exploits?" Aqua asked Shego, who was really the only one that wanted to do with her. "Do you know of the strategies of a goddess."
"Actually, I just wanted to say that you getting fourth despite being dumb is a big deal. Means I can skate on through." Shego told her, clearly not in the mood.
"Hold up, I did strategize a bit!"
"Didn't say that, just said that your brain's...not working good." Shego stated. "And my brain is-"
"Okay, I don't care who you are, but you're not worth it!"
Armin, Cruise Ryuko and Mako (because the intern AU version just up and left to do some more cute intern work.) was just watching the unofficial roast of Aqua that came from arguable the wackiest team in the game...mostly because it was at least partially true and partially because Eddy was telling them about these islands.
Aqua tried to do a purification spell and just ended up...strengthening's Shego beam.
"There now you can't be a villain forever with your lich-"
Shego just interrupted Aqua with a strong beam that came from her hands...flying far enough to get flown off-shore.
"Geez, now I have to deal with this annoying blue-haired girl. How did you Cruise dumbasses deal with her?"
"We just lived with her and she literally quit just before the finale. Not a big deal, though." Eddy explained, standing up to...shake in his boots.
"Okay."
In another place, there was Brendan (also from Cruise) and Aisling (pretty confused) just trying to talk to each other, as they were friends from seperate places.
"So, you were messed with by this Aqua girl? I would've beaten her just like that!" Aisling declared.
"I don't really know...she tried to get into my head, but thankfully, I had my friends to stop her." Brendan said. "And she has sent a lot of people."
"Well, I'm not them, so I would be fine!" Aisling said. "...For my friend!"
"No...it's...not really like that. She probably could have eliminated you somehow."
Aisling looked incredulous, as Brendan looked quite serious about this.
"That sounds like a challenge to me and this Cruise thing sounds exciting anyways. Wish it wasn't over...but...I think I like it here, anyways." Aisling told him. "Once we went onto a boat and I found out who was making my team disappear."
"That sounds something that I'd like...I mean, at least we're...uh...not scared everyday." Brendan stated.
"Come on, you two, we're still deep in the early game! Once things drop to around twenty or so, I can guarantee you that this white-haired girl's gone wild by then." Piccolo said, which got the two displaced friends looking at him. "Do you know how many times I've tried to stop her from doing something to eliminate herself?"
"You always stop me from doing the cool stuff!"
Piccolo just laughed, as Brendan chuckled awkwardly from having no idea what's going on...with Aisling pouting.
"Anyways, eh, just some fatherly advice from an Namekian-"
"How are you so tall, sir?" Brendan asked.
"...Never mind...that...but look, when you two get back to your original...world...worlds, talk about it...or something." Piccolo explained. "I'm only an uncle."
"So, you're like my uncle! He always wanted to protect us from the Vikings and...he was still alive after a very, very long time along with the guys that made me to draw."
The other two that were listening were very confused and Aqua's presence was plain ignored, despite being right behind the red-haired young monk.
"...I still have no idea what you're talking, but it sounds dumb." Piccolo remarked dismissively.
"Yeah, it really has happened! Trust me, Chris sent us to this giant house-"
"Whoever this other Chris is, he's probably about to get a piece of my mind. You don't have to fight him, but can't blame someone for having this urge."
Brendan was shocked, as Aisling cheered on the green guy having a problem with Chris.
*Aqua's confessional*
The goddess wasn't very happy.
"I'm serious, I got the top four with skills, manipulation, water and all of that good stuff that the best Total Drama all-stars have done! Kazuma and the rest of the party haven't stopped laughing and...and..." Aqua was ridiculously mad. "...I'll prove them wrong!"
*Brendan's confessional*
The monk was still..slightly confused, though sure of something.
"It's weird how my friend is at home and here on this island and...I don't really have anything to say. But I don't mind talking to Aqua, but she would probably use me for something." Brendan just put his thoughts out there.
*Confessional cut*
"All right, who else was teleported here...because the Chris we have would do that. I just want to get back home, sit back on my hot tub and...do...other things, yeah!" Eddy exclaimed, despite stumbling through his sentence.
"Wait...could it be more than us?" Hoodie Ryuko asked.
Tokoyami, Lightning and Beastman may not have been a trio in Cruise...at all, but since they were in Cruise, it was better to have friends from there than none at all...and they were not friends.
"Calm yourselves down." Tokoyami told the other two. "We're clearly in another dimension."
"Sha-Lightning don't believe it yet!" Lightning exclaimed. "And this ugly dude's cramping on the sha-style!"
"You idiot, we're clearly in another world again...I heard from the trees!" Beastman pushed Lightning from the path. "Whoever did this will get the wrath of Beastman."
"Yeah, Lightning's tackling the sha-idiot who took us here!"
"Oh, so now you believe it?!"
"This is serious! We have been transported here by someone and there isn't much better things you can do than fight?" Tokoyami asked the two of them. "Cannot believe you two, but...is that Sammy and Uraraka?"
Sammy, Dawn and Uraraka were talking to each other about...something that probably was related to Amy.
"Yeah, it's Sammy, some weird girl with cheeks and the weird creepy girl! I ain't messing with her!" Lightning declared, as Beastman was not there. "Big ugly beast's braver than you."
And neither was Tokoyami at this point, the guy with the crow head in his casual clothes.
Speaking of the trio that original were having a conversation, they were talking about...Amy.
"Serious question, do you know why Amy's...the way that she is?" Sammy asked. "You kinda know everybody's aura."
"I do know her aura." Dawn stated. "And I can tell you right that it's clearly very small...which is not a good thing!"
"I want her to suffer a bit for all of the things that she has done to me. And she should also try to become a better person after all that...nothing too big."
"That is also a pretty big ask-" Dawn just stopped the beast that was also partially a man. "-Who are you?"
"You think you can mock my methods of animal training, fight with me and now you act like you don't know me while talking with your new friends!"
"No, I literally do not know who you-"
"Tell less lies or else!" Beastman was shaking a very confused Dawn.
"I don't know who you are!" Dawn yelled, just trying to get an obvious point across. "Whatever alternate version of me you have a problem with, let it be known that it's not me...I'm sorry."
Beastman almost threw her, as Sammy was sprinted out of the situation and Uraraka got right into action into subduing the beast with a hidden feud, trying to do something.
And then Tokoyami with his Dark Shadow pulled Dawn out of the feuding beast's grasp with a strong grapple...leading Beastman to get complete thrown out of the situations.
And the two classmates from alternate universe took a honest look at each other, both surprised at each other's presence.
"I thought you were on school break!" Uraraka shouted in shock.
"And I thought you were doing lessons." Tokoyami stated in shock, before becoming ready to fight. "I don't know what you're planning, Toga, but you're not getting away with it!"
"I was just about to say the same thing!" Uraraka said. "It's not funny, Toga!"
The two of them...were standing there for a second, before Uraraka threw some rocks up in the air for them to float and Tokoyami put out Dark Shadow at a close distance.
Before realising something.
Toga couldn't copy quirks and they both stopped their Quirks from coming out, realising that something was very amiss and they were still both suspicious of each other.
"So, what happened here?" Uraraka asked. "You're here in Total Drama: Ultimate Islands...for what?"
"...That's what this show's called? Because I was on Total Drama Cruise and Chris would send us dangerous places." Tokoyami answered.
They both were putting their thinking caps on...for two seconds.
"Never heard of it." Uraraka said. "And I didn't miss anything, because there's no Total Drama Cruise!"
"And I don't think this show exists in my world." Tokoyami stated. "I have heard about Total Drama: Ultimate Crossover, though."
"...Unless we're both pranking each other, it has to be real...which means...what's different about your world...Tokoyami from an another universe?"
"...me being on Total Drama Cruise and that is it as far as I can tell besides my absence from school. This is too complicated."
"Strangely enough...the same thing besides me being here...can you just go, I've got a headache, Tokoyami."
"Don't worry, I can barely understand this either."
"...See you?"
"Farewell."
They just left, sure that their realities were completely questioned by that one interaction alone and the other two contestants were still brawling at each other when their Tokoyami came back.
"Word, Lightning's losing and Lightning needs your help to beat up that guy-"
"We are in that universe that Eddy actually went to. So, Beastman, that's not the Dawn who fought with you." Tokoyami coolly said. "And Lightning, I don't know why you're fighting."
"Because sha-beast over here thinks I'm dumb for believeing that this is another...thing."
Lightning actually got seperated by Tokoyami's Dark Shadow, who just slapped him off Beastman with a quick one and who also stopped Beastman from raging through the forest.
"I find her and you stop me from fighting that nature loving hater!" Beastman yelled. "What is your problem?"
"We're in another place, so she's not in this universe!" Tokoyami just shouted at him, his Dark Shadow still out.
"...Oh. I'm still the better animal tamer."
"That's good to know...so how does Lightning get out of here?" Lightning asked, as if it was really easy.
The three boys from a boat that fell apart...were lost in another Total Drama.
The boys' alliance of the Rhinos were doing some strategic planning, though you could have mistaken it for complaining about specific contestants with what the leader was doing.
"Honestly, that Azula lass thinks she can get away with having an alliance in this team? Without me doing something about it?" Coachman asked. "Well, she'll have a problem."
"Bro...we doing this Scott-style or what?" Muscle Man asked.
"No no not quite...we're still trying to force the other teams to lose rather than making ours lose." Coachman stated with a grin. "And she would make fun of me. Her alliance will never get past our alliance...even if we don't know the challenge, Azula!"
The other three members didn't really have anything to say about the rant.
"Yeah, that's...great. If we lose, we should vote for someone key to the team that would take a look into us." Pinstripe remarked, clearly trying to get into the strategy place.
"Nah, bro, it's got be someone who can own the challenge." Muscle Man exclaimed. "And volleyball guy's kinda annoying and sorta doesn't like you."
"No, no, if he tries to go against, I'll just casually spread the news around that Tendou fellow and he'll be gone sooner than a bowl of soup." Coachman remarked. "Now Azula..."
"...is clearly someone you need to get over because you always do stupid stuff when you think about her...you creep." Dante's eye roll right after could be heard for miles.
Metaphorically, as Muscle Man nodded correctly and Pinstripe actually got engaged with the meeting.
"What? Me defeating her literally would swing the game in my favour. You demon slaying half-demon." Coachman glared right through Dante's soul...with a smile.
"That's a really interesting remark considering you have no idea what's going on with my life. Besides, we agree on voting off volleyball kid, so what's the problem?" Dante asked, getting close to the face of his group's leader.
"Ehehehe, you're clearly thinking like an plodding idiot."
"Then I'm thinking the way I think. Storm Shadow and Squirrel Girl are people that I'd like to have a party with and that's fine."
"...Then you don't see sense."
"Okie dokie, you do you. Is this meeting's over?"
"Wait-" Pinstripe wanted to say something, before the two men were staring at him. "-Volleyball guy first and then we're pulling for Squirrel Girl, right?"
"YES!" Coachman intimidatingly yelled.
"Okay, okay, can you guys go and calm down and we'll discuss like adults." Pinstripe told the two of them, casually looking at the both of them. "Coachman, did Azula get in your head again?"
"You blokes just don't get it." Coachman hissed tiredly. "And this meeting is over."
The other three members were just stunned at how irrational their alliance leader was and as they were sitting there, not really laughing...but really feeling awkward about this.
And Coachman himself was just shrugging, somewhat bathing in his own arrogance and walking towards the toilet in a walk of contemplation and no-one would stop him.
Besides a demon that had deer horns, a nice red suit that was still pretty worn that went with the shoes and gloves, the widest icky smile with the yellow teeth and...a radio stand?
"Hello, my man, you must doing well on this fine day." The demon called out. "Why-"
"Why do you look like refined shit?" Coachman asked...
...right before he got kicked and also right before said demon's nut kick got stopped by a whip.
"Oh, it must be you, then!"
"...Who are you, you demon-looking fool?!"
"Alastor, The Radio Demon." Alastor practically got cut off.
"Hahaha, you're up against The Coachman, you impostor-"
The conversation was actually being watched by Dante, as Alastor and Coachman were going at it with their words and the demon hunter was not liking it in the least.
Didn't help that the old guy actually got knocked out for a whole second before getting right back up like it was nothing.
"Hehehe, I wonder why you think...you'd win against me." The demon still smiled through all of that. "You never know what someone powerful might have."
"Okay, okay, even if you're someone powerful...no-one can escape the art of the deal that I can make!" Coachman proclaimed. "Clearly, you're here to help me."
"...That's...hilarious coming from someone with demonic powers. You really don't need my help...not even in Total Drama strategy?" Alastor asked, keeping up the now fake smile. "Hmm?"
"...No, never heard of you." Coachman's blatantly smug smile increased. "Or have I?"
"I have humbly come from Total Drama Cruise to teach you something. How to not get yourself handled by Azula."
And that was when Dante knew that this guy was...actually just news, as the bad news energies was clearly radiating from him.
"How do you-"
"Ah, ah, ah, don't you forget it. If you ally with me, then you will beat that child!"
There was a honest moment of silence, as the conversation just turned into the opportunity to make a deal of sorts, as there was someone else coming in to...do something.
Mostly because it was another lady that wasn't too interested in dealing with being separated from her big brother and though Yuka still had her purple hair and school uniform...the experience basically changed her in important ways.
Including trying to kick Alastor in the face.
"I will, but that sounds...RIDICULOUS!" Coachman actually managed to slap Yuka out of the way. "I'll humour your demonic ass, idiot!"
"Listen, creepy old man! I don't care what kind of other Total Drama this is, but you shouldn't ally with that guy." Yuka told him. "...But you look like the type of person to do that!"
"Well, well...little child...you're clearly lost."
"Yes...I am, but your directions aren't going to help." Yuka just got her instincts, brought on by the experience of the "most tortourous Total Drama in the multiverse."
"Excuse me, I have to kill another KGB idiot and doing some more ruling of hell. And leave you to figure out what I meant." Alastor still smiled, though his tone was...infuriated.
And just like that, Alastor actually managed to get out of the place...probably not in the mood to pull Yuka with him...though the 14-year old little sister was ready to make the old man disappear.
"Alastor, take me instead! Where's big bro?" Yuka yelled, seeing her only chance of escape go. "-Whoever you are, I won't let you have your way with me. Only my big brother can do that to me."
"...Child, what is wrong with you?"
Even someone as vile as the man that would turn children into donkeys took pause at that confession.
"Being with you for one...and two-"
With that being said, the pause was just long enough for the Coachman to grin at the prospect for another child donkey that'd certainly pay a lot.
"-being on that show let me know that's...an untrustworthy grin."
"But you are lost and there's nothing you can do about it. So, why don't you-"
In the woods, Dante had only one thing to do.
Smash the face of his alliance leader once again with an impressive flying roundhouse and just pick Yuka to get her back towards camp and he literally did that...
...out of fear of her safety, as the demon hunter had a smile that could be trusted.
"Serious question, who are you?" Yuka asked. "I could've-"
"Trust me, you might not want to! So, I'll send you away from this guy!" Dante shouted, trying to smile...even in this very uncomfortable situation. "...Urgh."
"Wait, where are you taking me?"
"This Total Drama season's mess hall!"
Yuka and Dante may not have fitted at all and heck, they didn't really like each other at the moment, but they sprinted anyways.
"...Wait, is Chris here?" Yuka asked.
"Don't know, but...he does not care either."
And that was about half (or three quarters) in the amount of words that were written for this overly extended crossover chapter.
If there's two things that I can suggest for you to do:
1. Read Total Drama Cruise, it's probably the best finished Total Drama crossover that is out there...even with it's wacky grammar, there's a thousand things that it does right and I'm not even lying. The actual universe in there is pretty alright, but the way it's woven into the text is good.
2. Also read Total Drama: Cartoon Multiverse and its inevitably disappointing sequel, which are both a very close second to Cruise, made by a guy named SteveAtWater (who's probably not going to be into this fic), because the story's full of drama, the characterisation is great and the drama makes a ton of sense to boot.
3. Wait for Episode 15 and because this is the third thing, I demand you to watch out for it in April...for it might hit you in the car with the absurd amount of characters.
4. 1 like = 1 day without Chris McLean.
5. The chapter is over, please go back to either re-reading this massive thing or reading the other Total Drama crossover fics.
6...wait for the probably shorter second part that involves one more contestants and if you know where Yuka comes from, it's really obvious.
7. Didn't really mean for this anniversary thing to be a two-parter, but I want to put some words out there and those were some words at the end.
