TD:UI presents...
...The Ultimate Cruise Crossover! (Part 2)
Also known as...
...Ultimate Cruise Control.
Last time, Yuka was left in a wild situation, Alastor made a deal of some kind, Lightning, Beastman and Tokoyami were a trio that were desperately lost.
And finally, the final five with Mako are hanging out in the mess hall, not yet realising that there was two very interested interns that dealt with inter-dimension madness.
Deadpool, Mako and Olivia Octavious may not have been an obvious chaotic trio at first...besides the merc with a mouth, but they were not only from different dimensions, but they were on vastly different vibes.
They were actually in the middle of a hut on the southwest side of the campsite and it wasn't looking too clean, but it was...something that could have been better.
"Thank you, random-ass paragraph!" Deadpool just got the crazy looks. "Uh, important question...why's the portal locked?"
"The gatecrashers still are here and I'm pretty sure they've locked the portal! By the way, I know who exactly sent Mako here." Olivia said, practically feigning happiness at this point.
"That's nice, but why Mako's here? She can't kick some ass."
"Unfortunately for you, I have an ass!" (Cruise) Mako declared. "And I kick a little bit of ass!"
"Yeah and I'll be getting at least half of it...if it comes to it! Seriously, why couldn't they let DP get some of the action?" Deadpool said to no-one to particular.
"Because this is not an anime, unfortunately." Olivia remarked, ridiculously deadpan. "And unlike me, the death of their friends for no reason would make them insane and make Chris jobless."
"Chris out of a job...no way that would be good!" Mako exclaimed.
They all ran for an alternative version of the host to be out of a job, which considering his impressive amount of psychopathic tendencies and the UI version for the same thing, who only has shitty tendencies.
Mako kicked open the door...Deadpool broke a window and Olivia went out of the open gap that was the door that Mako pulled out...along with Red-Shirt Mako kicking it in half.
"That's right, me and this other me going to send these guys back were they belong!" Mako yelled, as Red-Shirt Mako look ridiculously angry about stuff being messed up.
"Yeah, that's what I do!" Red-Shirt Mako said. "Unmess stuff up!"
"Okay, then let's go and find the portal, open that stuff up and get me and my friends outta here!" Schoolclothes Mako smashed her fists together like a badass.
"Please tell me that there's a fight!" Deadpool declared, pulling his two swords. "This guy's not waiting for any more action."
Olivia was not excited for these three "partners" to help her open up the portal.
'
In other news, Yuka and Dante quite literally kicked the double doors ajar to the mess hall...where no-one really was at the time, the odd duo's sheer confidence was there.
Yuka had a random rake to swing at people with and Dante had too many weapons to count...but they were sure of Pinstripe being quite confused, Eva being pissed at the food being taken and...some boring brown-haired older teenager that immediately perked up at his little sister arriving.
"Big brother, we're back together! I got lost in these kinda big woods and randomly stumbled into this old creepy guy who would take me to some random place and this white-haired guy picked me up, we jumped over a bunch of huts and we're here!" Yuka explained, as Dante just nodded to all of that. "And now Eva's here."
"Let's go, little sister...and I don't think that's our Eva. She doesn't know us or the creepy school we went to!" Satoshi shouted to his little sister. "Besides, this is where Eddy ended up."
Dante just was out of there by now...as he had things to do with Sol and Storm Shadow, training for something.
"...Makes sense, big brother! But how did we get here?" Yuka asked.
"The same reason that we got send to death places. Chris, pretty much." Satoshi stated, clearly pretty tired of the Cruise shenanigans.
"Okay, that I did not know about...so, how do make him account for his death addiction?" Eva asked, clearly in a thing crushing mood.
"Giving himself hope to not do that!" Satoshi tried to explain. "Or firing him, I guess."
"Fire a Chris lookalike off a cliff? Nice!" Eva declared...as the other two were ready to send some homies back home.
"No, that's not my plan...but that guy is very crazy."
Eva, Satoshi, Dante and Yuka were the quartet that was about to beat up an alternate version of Chris...mostly because they were in a fighting mood and wanted to said guy to answer for his everything.
Even if Satoshi wasn't in a fighting mood.
In a better place AKA the art house that just so happened to be made out of wood, the final five of the displaced Cruise contestants were just doing their thing...of trying to ace the act of slamming down random buttons with impressive speed.
Minus Aqua crying about not being able to hit the buttons as fast as that Tails had actually made for no apparent reason...other than to test the Cruise contestants.
"I swear I am not that fast!" Eddy shouted. "Back me up."
"You actually look way faster in real life." Joseph remarked. "Besides on hitting buttons."
"Do you hit buttons fast?" Eddy asked.
Joseph just did an exaggerated pose to have an answer.
"Okay, man, that's a weird question!"
"Yeah, what about it?"
(Cruise) Ryuko and Aqua practically had the answer to that question, being rivals almost until the end of Cruise and smashing buttons at a stupidly fast speed that shared tears and rage.
Standing here, they realised that they were just like opposites of each other...even if they were only a bit closer in morality in their OG worlds and Ryuko was practically having an out of body experience.
The buttons were strongly smashed to an impressive extent, which got Falco watching in awe, Mai's mouth being home to a ton of flies and Leshawna was observing something odd.
"If they're smashing the buttons so fast, then what's up with the screen...it's ain't counting that stuff right!" Leshawna declared, seeing that the screen was counting more for Aqua's lower press amounts.
Ryuko and Aqua was not listening at this point, too focused on the game of osu! to really notice that there was some sus stuff happening.
"Forget it, it's not that important. What's important is that we cheer for Ryuko, anyways!"
"I was cheering for her...this thing ain't adding up."
"And Aqua's probably doing it."
The two of them were watching the two season-long rivals...finish a good button-hitting game of tornados spinning each other, Ryuko's tireless anger clearly starting to run out and Aqua sweating a bunch.
Either way, the tornados were going across an entire city and they were going at the same speed...the good majority of the contestants watching the competing tornados wreck a seemingly infinite metropolis for a whole minuite, the anticipation being quite meaty to boot.
Until one and a half minutes in, Aqua's tornado petered out with a "FRAUD DETECTED" announcement to boot and Ryuko's tornado stopped right after Aqua's.
"Wow...that's sad. Ryuko still wins by a inch!" Tails exclaimed. "Alright, Aqua, explain yourselfs or we'll throw more random stuff."
"This machine's unfinished, it's not me!" Aqua shouted. "Why would I cheat-"
"As much as I hate to say it, you put 'super unfinished' on the top, Tails." Ryuko stated. "You still lost, Aqua, even with the game on your okay."
"...Okay. I'm lame and Ryuko is kinda nice!" Aqua had a smirk on her face. "But you'd definitely be on my level if Brendan didn't stop you."
"It's been half a month since the end, you earned that fourth place...calm down."
Though the rivals were still miffed, they had no anger in their own eyes at the moment and they actually fistbumped to show that they weren't angry...before their show's second season has started.
Leshawna and Cassie was still mad, though.
"Your butt got carried to the final nine...eight!" Cassie stated. "Factually speaking, you've got a good strategy, but you're dumb."
"She probably heard it too many times." Leshawna said...
...right before there was a bell ringing that sounded...quite unique and obviously a bit of a problem was ahead of the many contestants that were congregating in the arts and crafts centre.
"Speaking of hearing things, what is that?" Leshawna just heard the dying ringtone of a bell. "Couldn't they do anything else?"
"Hopefully speaking, they'd stop this instantly." Cassie remarked, instantly sure that there was nothing more than the bell.
And the intercom sprung to life with everyone that existed on the islands paying their due attention towards the words that Chris had.
"What do you mean that the other Chris just dumped some of his guys here to-"
Over the intercom, everyone could hear a whole bunch of a oil being dumped on a tent that was stuck there.
"-I don't care what he's offering, dude's completely nuts...nuttier than me on that one season! Oh, shit, the mic-"
The intercom suddenly shut off...for a single second.
"-Okay, campers, we kinda have a problem with sending these guys home. The portal's rock is kinda not there, so the visiting campers might have to fight some people to get them!" Chris announced. "Anyone who helps gets the buffet experience of a life time!"
"Yo, my mouth is about to do things that no mouth should do!" Lowain exclaimed to a Leshawna, who pushed him away. "I guess I didn't crush it one hundo."
"Maybe...also what am I supposed to do?" Leshawna said.
"Just do it, big lady!" Lowain stated.
"Thank you, I'll consider that when I'm sliced the fuck up! Also, you got knives."
"...Nah thanks, our Ryuko got smashed up a bit. Wouldn't want to go down the same path."
Though three of the Swordfishes had a discussion, the ten Cruise contestants that had gotten it rough were just waving goodbye to the many contestants that were there.
"It's actually nice here and they have jawbreakers to boot!" Eddy said. "If I go dimension-hopping, I'll stop by here."
"Thanks." Falco said. "Seriously, how is that other guy not getting sued?"
"He's got some weird connections that might allow him to circumvent the law, but I'm determined to make sure that he at least suffers for the rest of his life." Armin told Mikasa, before waving goodbye.
"Good, make that pathetic man suffer please." Mikasa stated, right before doing an unsure wave.
Ryuko and Aqua, though they were rivals, were just straight gone by now...probably more than ready to try and fight whoever was down there in the homely portal space that was heavily guarded.
Mako was already long gone with Deadpool, not really ready to have some fun.
Tokoyami, Beastman, Lightning and somehow Satoshi were all together, ready to figure where the hell they were meant to go, as they knew that their Chris would do something like that.
But considering the competition had been over for half a month, it wasn't a real mystery to why they were doing it.
"I think we have met, but you don't look like a friend." Satoshi told Lightning, who was shocked at the fact.
"Naw, that Total Drama stuff's over, Lightning's gonna back you up next time you get into the Total Drama!"
"Well, I don't really believe you that much." Satoshi said.
"Okay, don't blame the Lightning when you get eliminated in Total Drama: Whatever It Is, because you passed up on a big deal!"
"The only thing that's big about you is your dumbass-ery." Beastman remarked, actually leading them towards a location. "Besides I know what to do with the animals of this place."
"Are you sure about that? Some of them are quite...different even compared to our Chris' home world." Tokoyami asked the all-nature loving beast, who just scoffed at him. "Some of them are robots."
"They are still animals, they'll listen to me-"
The quartet may have been lost and Sasquatchwanakwa was just in the toilet, listening to the lost teens complain about the plan that they already have...but Beastman had an better idea.
He kicked down the door, interrupting the sasquatch that was washing their own hands and he had one request.
"SHOW US THE WAY OUT OF THIS WORLD OR ELSE THIS SANITIZER IS GOING TO BE IN YOUR EYES!"
Beastman shrieked that and spooked so the sasquatch would have to listen to him and the other three that were standing at a distance.
And he got hit by what must have been an EWGF, because he got stunned for an impressive amount of time, his senses completely messed up.
So, Satoshi had to step in and do the obvious.
"Wait, do you know the portal is, big monster guy?" Satoshi asked the already angered sasquatch. "Sorry for him, he is just...really mean."
The sasquatch just shrugged his shoulders, as he picked the guy right back up without a hint of intimidation, which astounded Lightning.
"Wha...I though big beast dummy over here was the only guy to do nature things."
"Does it matter, though? We definitely have an way out of here." Tokoyami took a ride on the shoulder of Sasquatchwanakwa...as Lightning hopped on. "Take us to our ticket out of here."
'
Rick Sanchez made a big mistake while he was fucking around once again.
He lured Olivia, two Makos and one Deadpool in by sheer accident and since he was drunk, he had one thing to say to them.
"Go fuck yourselves! I'm 'bout to enter that shit and win some fuckin' money and then burn it to the ground...because that's what I do!" Rick yelled intensely, despite going through the motions.
"Really? You couldn't just have entered another one instead of messing with ours for no reason?" Olivia said, having the full suit. "...Nice!"
"Fuck yeah, bitch."
"No, that's not nice! My friends are already on their way to kick your butt!" School Uniform Mako stated, doing a kung fu motion.
"So is my friend and her bunch of people! You're toast and roasted!" Intern Mako exclaimed, doing a karate stance.
Olivia went in front of them, too tired to care about the issue of mixing interns and isekai'd contestants and too willing to fight another one with Rick, her tentacle making the first swing.
Rick made another shot towards the tentacle, officially starting the weapons fight with finesse and an impressively strong punch towards Olivia's surprisingly well-guarded face.
She snapped right back with another three-hit tentacle combo, her artificial appendages ready for any of Rick's surprise weapons...even the killer touch that he once had.
At this point, there was too many words and Deadpool looked like he got disappointed a whole bunch more, so the merc with the mouth decided what he did best.
Interrupt the story.
"Yo, author, let me get a hit in with Rick!" Deadpool shouted, before unsheathing his sword and spinning it around. "...Perfect!"
"What the fuck you talking, dumbass-"
Deadpool was just fast enough to disable Rick's arm with a special bunch of handcuff like things that would temporarily stop him from doing anything, but it wasn't a surprise when...
...he had nothing.
"Hahaha, suckers, you think I had the rock! Trust me, it was the best long con of all time!" Rick boasted, right before noticing something dropping onto the balcony. "No fucking way, of course, the purple-haired girl does her job!"
"It's not like she's getting paid." Olivia off-handedly stated. "Deadpool, are you willing to get some Spider-Man samples?"
"Fuck no, lady, that ship sailed a long time ago...'cause I fuck with any Spider-Man."
"Eh, I've got a better way to waste some time. Chris, your hair gel sucks dick!" Rick shouted. "Olivia, see your dumbass-around.
The fight continued with Rick, Deadpool and Olivia going at it with impressive technique, speed and no-one paying attention to any of them right now, as there was someone else up there.
*Entrapta's confessional*
Though the girl still had the purple hair that stuck itself to the top of the confessional...she wasn't scared at all, despite her very disheleved state at the moment.
"Log one of...one million at the very lowest. I have found the rock that has powered our portal and the only people who would do this is either Olivia Octavious or Richard Sanchez AKA Rick, who just do not care about their job as...something."
The darkly tanned girl had her robot friend poke its arm inside the window.
"I know, Emily, being stuck has actually helped me learn a lot about technology, but even if it's vastly different in nature and would substanially improve performance. I'd still like for you to stay the same...and also what are my other interns doing?!"
The robot that was outside just purred.
"I'm in need of help!"
*Confessional cut*
Chris and Chef were both hanging out, resting in chairs that were designed to relax their own butts, drinking a little spot of tea and generally being chums of the highest order.
"Gonna be honest, wasn't expecting that to be over so soon! I guess that means no-one's getting the buffet experience of a lifetime!" Chris announced. "Which sucks!"
And then he turned off the microphone.
"Finally, something good...I don't have the damn gumption to make those ungrateful campers a good buffet!" Chef grumbled. "Also, can you please-"
"Nope."
"Yeah, it was a long shot. Damn, that other Chris really is making me look like a joke."
The two main hosts were in contemplative thought.
"You wanna pull out these interns to prank him?"
"YES, you read my mind, dude. At least those guys of his will go home!"
Then they got back up to try and nail down what the next challenge would actually be, as there was still a bunch that wasn't really finalised yet and also, they weren't in the mood to deal with the interdimensional fuckery.
Olivia was straight up chasing Deadpool down at this point, as the merc with a mouth probably said something about being a wine mom and Rick actually smashed Deadpool with an retractable staff.
But he was also smart enough to catch one of Olivia's mech-suit appendages in the act with the same staff and he came swinging in with an impressive direct punch.
She was not out by any measure with an impressively strong double swipe that slapped him right in the face, as her suit actually stabilised her.
"Rick, I've got infinitely better things to do than indulge your drunk ass in a fight."
"Ah, shit...Olivia...you don't know what you're missing-HIC-this is some of that inter-dimensional BS that you need." Rick stumbled his words, but he stood tall.
"No, I don't!"
"Yeah, fuck off." Rick actually put a disabling shot into Olivia. "This ain't your mom's adventure, if you follow me, your ass...is gonna get paid-hic, yeah!"
Deadpool was desperately swinging for the fences with his two unbreakable swords and it was going up against Rick's shields...an immovable object up against an unyielding force, if you will.
"Fuck you, bitch, it's two-on-one and you're up against the one!" Rick exclaimed, still being immovable.
With the many attacks that were coming from the two, Rick's back shields eventually hit their limit in terms of attack power and force and eventually the two "heroes" smashed the shit out of him.
Literally too, as Rick got swung right back towards the wall and the same handcuffs from earlier that came from Deadpool...were working this time.
"Spider-Man samples." Olivia answered, taking off the goggles.
"Hell no. What would my viewers think of me?" Deadpool said.
"Annoying to an stupid extent, just like I think of you."
"Yeah, some people think that of me...but I'd hate to have more haters that aren't supervillains or not super villains." Deadpool remarked. "Besides there's a bunch of people that've came through to have a fun time, so I'm not stopping until they get through!"
Olivia Octavious was already out of there like there was actually better things to do than listen to the merc with a mouth, who had his thumbs up.
"Mission accomplished, baby! The Cruise people are going to love this one!"
"Oh my god...you're the coolest dork to...do that!" Cruise Mako just jumped out of the first floor balcony like it wasn't epic. "Anyways, my friends are here."
"Superhero style to boot!" Deadpool exclaimed.
The two of them were dancing with confidence, even doing the dougie and there was one thing that needed to be there...aside from the aforementioned friends.
"Wait, how did you get here?" Deadpool asked.
"I'm glad you asked..."
There was a ring of Hallejuahs all through the place, as the invisible, intangible spotlight was shining on her.
"...I was doing my school work, trying to be a normal friend and all with Ryuko, not doing super good at it and then this portal come out of nowhere from a letter that blew in with the wind!"
Mako had to take a breather from acting out the situation.
"We were sucked into the portal and landed on this show, had fun times with you and found a feast of stuff! That is it!"
"...You know what? You'd fit right into this place." Deadpool remarked, as Mako just waved goodbye to the goofy superhero. "But the other you's got stuff to do!"
"Wow, no way!" Mako declared. "...But we've got school to do-"
"-And a host's face to mess up. See you, probably never." Ryuko stated, just slapping his face awkwardly. "By the way, don't reveal your mask again!"
Deadpool was just rubbing his head for the arguably justified slap...and he just jumped back aware of something quite obvious, three people that were coming in at light speed.
Lightning and Beastman was actually thrown off Sasquatchwanakwa like he had a itchy back, which wasn't too far off from the truth.
"Lightning, I-" Yuka shouted...right before he went through the portal. "-Me and my brother are going to beat him next time!"
"Well, then, you do you. I'll be in massive trouble if I don't get back." Tokoyami stated, just hopping off the itchy sasquatch. "Thank you for the journey."
Yuka and Satoshi went through, as did Ryuko and Mako and finally, Armin and Eddy waved goodbye to each other, sure of the fact that they might meet again in some other Total Drama season.
Finally, it was Tokoyami and Aqua, who might have been on the same team, but both were far from the same page despite the shared teamwork.
"So...did you see your girlfriend?" Aqua asked slyly. "Or rather, this world's version of your girlfriend."
"I literally just saw her. Nothing more, because it'd be too complicated." Tokoyami told Aqua, just trying to get the goddess out of his hair.
"Alright, be boring like that!"
And Aqua went into the portal, finally leaving the bird-man with a shadow alone for a quick second...before shaking his head and realising that Sammy was there...though not really his world's version of him.
"So, uh...your world's...me is really lucky. To have someone like you as a partner." Sammy just told him. "I kinda watched the entire season, so it's weird to see me on screen...being different."
"Don't worry about it. There might be a version of me out there that is a villain, but what I do know is that the you here can still stand up to your sister." Tokoyami said, sure of how he was going to deal with this.
"I know that...but I don't know how. She's always going to hate me for no reason, but..."
Sammy breathed in confident and a serious expression was on her.
"...I want to make things right with her, not fight against her!"
"Then do it as soon as you can." Tokoyami just gave some advice.
"Okay, I guess." Sammy said, before waving towards her alternate boyfriend. "...I'll figure it out when it comes."
And as the last Cruise contestant went through the portal, Sammy realised that the door was closed to the front and Entrapta was shedding a tear.
"Hold on, I'm still stuck here!" Sammy shouted.
"I apologise!" Entrapta opened the doors.
And that was it for the crossover between two very different worlds that shared a Total Drama season.
One was a season that had danger all through the season, even as early as the second episode's spiky water slide and the contestants growing throughout it, unexpected villains and unexpected strategies to deal with them.
The other...was far from finished and the host was about to prank them good.
Deadpool just sprinted through the door with an grin on his hidden, really ugly face and Sammy came in right after, sure of something, as all of the contestants were stuck in the mess hall for some reason.
As soon as those two came in, they both realised that the door was locked on the way out, with there being a lot of knocks and a lot of bombs that somehow deflected from the door.
"Okay, this isn't funny at all. What has Chris planned?" Noah asked.
"Hopefully some more fun times!" Deadpool exclaimed.
And that was right before Chris opened the door in a very dramatic fashion, kicking it right open and stepping in with a stupid amount of swagger.
"Nevermind, since Deadpool actually helped to get those other guys home, the Crows get an buffet experience of a lifetime...literally!" Chris announced. "Enjoy your...unique eats!"
It was just a ton of Chinese and Japanese food and it wasn't really super well-made.
"Look, it cost a lot to get these here! So I don't want to hear any complaining, campers!"
Noah and Deadpool was a little sceptical of the East Asian feast, but then they realised something.
"Is the next challenge going to be super crazy?" Deadpool asked elated.
"Yeah, it's going to be awesome!"
"Oh man, I can't wait for that!" Deadpool liked that answer.
"...I'd like to wait for a bit longer." Terry said, putting some food on his plate. "...Something about that seems like it's going to be torture."
"Maybe it will, but you'll just have to wait until tomorrow!"
The Crows may have gotten a bunch of mediocre food, but they felt that there was something much worse on the way.
To be continued in Episode 15...
...Minigame Monday!
Is it even Monday during that time? Who cares really, because Toad and Toadette are ready to host a ton of Mario Party minigames and a few old Total Drama mini-challenges to boot.
And oh yeah, the stuff that happened in this chapter...wild, how the most volatile alliance of all time stays in its unusual nature and also, Azula's alliance...starts to get the spotlight.
